>>583205632 To give an example of stories that I'm looking for, I'll see if I can find the screencap I grabbed of a story posted in a previous thread about a guy who was lying in the same bed with his friend who was passed out on the other side of the bed, with the guy's GF lying between them. He describes how his friend is passed out, and he himself is really drunk, but he smells his friend's GF's hair and gets horny and starts rubbing on her, then ends up fucking her while his friend is on the same bed, and ends up cumming inside her. Then, the GF goes to the bathroom to clean up, comes back and gets back on the bed between them, and he almost immediately starts fucking her again. I found it to be really fucking hot!
> Pic related: The screencap of the story I just described
Let's get this shit started. I'm the dude who has told you at least a dozen stories, which you do not remember (or recall). Let's start with this chick:
>be sophomore in college >go to party with 2 female friends/fuck-buddies in middle of winter >freezing cold out >upon arrival, most people are hanging out in the front yard >start drinking and mingling >me and 2 friends start talking with these 2 girls >one of the girls is blonde and rather ugly >the other is pic related (we'll call her Tiny- she was about 5'0") >tiny has her boyfriend with her >her boyfriend is about 6'0" and very thing >he's bitching about how cold he is >Tiny is bitching that she has nobody to keep her warm, because her boyfriend has no body fat >i tell her to put her hands on my neck, as people think i'm a heat-generating furnace >since i'm sitting down, she can reach my neck, and proceeds to warm her hands
>>583206265 >so Tiny's boyfriend is giving me the "i'm going to kill you eyes" while she uses my neck as a hand-warmer >Tiny and I hit it off rather well, but isn't a big deal since we're all talking together >suddenly, Tiny asks boyfriend to go inside and refill her cup (beer, keg) >boyfriend makes some comment like, "what am i? your bitch?" >she replies, "yeah" quite seriously >beta boyfriend goes inside and gets beers >when boyfriend is out of site, Tiny proceeds to sit on my lap >i tell her, "he may be you're bitch, but i'm not. if you're going to sit on my lap, you're going to keep my hands warm, too" and i put my hands inside her jacket (up the back) on her bare lower back >she freaks out cuz my hands are cold but doesnt stop me >boyfriend comes back out >sees Tiny on my lap >asks to talk to her in private >they walk away; my two friends and i continue chatting as we see them arguing in the distance >Tiny comes back solo >"can i get a ride home with you guys?"
>>583207060 >i tell her, "he may be you're bitch, but i'm not. if you're going to sit on my lap, you're going to keep my hands warm, too" and i put my hands inside her jacket (up the back) on her bare lower back yeah, I totally believe you said that
>>583207060 >so on the way home, we find out that Tiny and her boyfriend have been together since high school, years >Tiny says he's always been a pushover >after dropping off my two friends at their apartment, i ask Tiny where she lives >she tells me the dorms >i tell her, "i'm not taking you to the dorms. that's fucking lame. you're coming home with me so you can sleep in a real bed. tell you're boyfriend you're sleeping at a friends or something" >she laughs, "uhhh, okaaay" >we get to my apartment and i immediately start going after her >she LOOKS hesitant, but doesnt stop me in any way >pretty soon, we're both 100% naked on my bed >"what the fuck? your dick is huge..." >"well, i'm not as skinny as your boyfriend" >"dont mention him" as she starts stroking me >i ask her to go down on me >"i don't do that" >i go for a condom >"uhh, i hate to tell you, but i'm a virgin" >"by choice?" >(laughter) "yes" >"so what exactly am i getting out of this?" >"you can go down on me" >i decide eating a fine chick's pussy is better than nothing >proceed to eat pussy >after a few minutes she stops me >"i'm feeling really guilty. i should leave" >"you're already in pretty deep. you may as well stay and enjoy yourself" >she decides to leave, but takes my number
we fooled around over the course of the next year or so, as she wasn't too far from my hometown. but we never fucked. and she was always rather prude. i kept pushing since she was so fucking hot. but eventually she wasnt worth the investment.
>move back to hometown after 2 years >2 years of sexless living dryspell.jpg > Phyco ex girlfriend finds out I am in town and tracks me down asks me to go to the movies with her. >Phyco ex picks me up, she's gained about 150lbs. She is a huge hogbeast now, her tits are the size of watermelons > Phyco ex asks me if I would rather go to the Holliday Inn with her to "catch up" > Barely through the motel door before she pulls out my cock and starts sucking, rubbing her fat titts all over my cock > About to shoot a load straight down her throat when her cell phone rings >Hogbeast gestures for me to be quiet and mouths "Husband" > Hogbeast doesn't stop jerking my cock as she is telling her Husband about her day > At one point Hogbeast lays back on the bed and slides my cock into her asshole, all the while talking to her husband about groceries and shit. >Hogbeast is trying her best to keep it together as I fuck her ass, but she whimpers as I pound it, and then tells her husband it was nothing > I cum in her asshole as she tells her husband she loves him.
>>583208128 That was fucking hot! And while I don't seem to recognize the pictures, the story seems somewhat familiar. And I think that girl is seriously sexy.
Please keep posting. More stories would be great!
Also, how big is your dick? Do you get lots of compliments/comments on it?
And before any of you fuckwads post about how it's gay to stop asking about dick size, it has nothing to do with being gay (which I'm not), or liking cock (which I don't). It's part of the fucking fantasy and why I ask about stories like this. FTR, my dick is above average, and I've had comments and compliments on it myself, but I've watched so much porn over the years and see so many huge dicks in pics and videos online that it's corrupted me. And instead of being contet and happy about having an above-average dick, I want to have 8 inches and be as thick as a soda can. And it fucking sucks!
Sorry for the rant. Please proceed with the stories, folks!
>>583209381 No, but someone posted in the last thread that I started a few hours ago (and that I archived here: http://4archive.org/b/thread/583167637 ) and claimed that they were the guy who posted that story and that he had more to share, but he did not actually post any stories, to my knowledge.
I'm assuming that you liked that story, too? I thought it was really fucking erotic!
maybe stories if people are interested, but i have fucked three of my BFF ex girlfriends, and two of his pre-girlfriend love interests, and he has no idea. he really is my bro, but i still lel about it.
>>583213146 Are you serious? Or just trolling along? If true, do you feel like sharing some details about it? How old was your friend? And your mom? Was your mom drunk or on drugs? What happened between you and your friend when you walked in? And what happened afterward?
Please elaborate on this story, if you are comfortable doing so.
>>583214746 Want to post some details about these stories?
If so, what did the manager at Auto Zone look like? Hot? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy? How old was she, and you?
And did your friend not get pissed off at you for letting him know that you wanted to fuck his mom? Again, how old was she, and you? What did she look like/body type? And did his mom know that you wanted to fuck her? Did you ever fool around with her at all? And are you and him still friends?
>know my way around a car, fix bullshit problems, not a real Mechanic > Wife's Sister is alway buying pice of shit cars and asking me to nigger rig them > Sister is a double loser methhead who can't hold a job, kids taken away waste of a life >Wife begs me to help fix brakeline in loser sister's POS beater. >Spend my Saterday at ghetto apartment replacing brakelines >Finish up, wash my hands in her ghetto ass bathroom >Sister meets me in the doorway of the bathroom, loose tits in a dity tea shirt with pajama bottoms that barely cover her raging bush > He hair is greasy and pulled back, her face is puffy dark rings around her eyes, a fucking strung out waste > I push her down on her knees and stuff my cock in her mouth before she has a chance to say something > She tried to fight it at first, then resigns to the fact that I am going to fuck her face like the whore she is >I blow my load down her throat, and keep my dick in her mouth till she swallows it > Set the money she gave me for the brakeline on the sink and go home
>>583211938 >>583211218 okay first story is about a different bro of mine and his gf, because it fits the theme of this thread better. then i'll get to the other guy. >btw never done a greentext story before >probably gonna ramble on the backstory
>meet dude ("Will") because we're both talking to the same girl >he's a fucking hipster but he's chill as fuck >find out he's also cool with my other friend (the guy who's exes i mopped up)(i'll call him "Miles") >we chill together, drink, smoke, mobbin around town, good times >become bestest of bros >Will's gf is hot when i first meet her, like 6.5/10 face but 9/10 volleyball body >honestly no attraction to her though cause muh bud >also at some point after meeting Will, i get a gf >my gf is way hotter >8/10 when we met years ago 10/10 now not even lying guys >FAST FORWARD like 4 years >have own house, live with gf, but need room mate >Will have job! Will move in! >awesomeness, my bro and my gf around me all the time yay >jk my gf hates him living there, he doesn't like her, he loses job pretty much immediately >Will suggests his gf move in and pay rent for him till he finds another job >uh sure >4 people living there, lame situation, Will and his gf fight loudly all the time, ALL THE FUCKING TIME >i work full time, gf works and goes to school fulltime, will's gf works a good amount i guess, WIll never works >also play loud music and tv is always loud as fuck in the middle of the night, break shit that i have to replace, never cleans up >all-around "terrible roommate" situation, but throughout all this, we still find those moments to chill and smoke or drink, sometimes just WIll and i, sometimes all four of us >which leads to...
>>583215347 How long ago did this happen? Have you fooled around with her again since this happened? Is her sister somewhat attractive/sexy? Have you talked to her/been around her since? And had you cheated on your wife before this? Also, do you have a big dick?
>>583215071 >New manager transfers in >Hot as fuck >Huge tits >Tattoos, purple hair >Damn >One day husband comes in with kids >Fuck shes married >Always flirt anyway >One day flirting like mad >Go home get a text >Its her >She got my number from the managers menu >Start texting she invintes me out to the bar with her girlfriends >Its literally just her and girls >Both start drinking they're taking pictures >Creep up and get in the pic behind her >Rubbin my dick on her ass >Friends wanna call it a night >She wants to go with me >They wont let her >Flash forward >At Gym >She text me >Its her anniversary >She got in a fight with husband >Wants me to come over >Says she got new curtains to cover up her windows >she wants the D >Go over >Give her the big D >Go to bars often >Fuck after >She's really cute and fun but kinda dumb >Eventually just stop talking
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