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IN THIS THREAD WE LOVE OURSELVES WE REALIZE HOW FUCKING AWESOME

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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IN THIS THREAD WE LOVE OURSELVES

WE REALIZE HOW FUCKING AWESOME LIFE IS AND HOW YOU'RE NOT ALL JUST DEPRESSED FAGGOTS YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH SOME ROUGH TIMES

IN THIS THREAD WE PROMISE TO OURSELVES, TO EACH OTHER

THAT WE WILL LOVE OURSELVES
THAT WE WILL TRY HARD AS FUCK EVERYDAY AND LIVE EVERY NEW FUCKING DAY LIKE A SAVAGE, VICTORIOUS GOD

ALL YOU TFW NO GF FAGS
ALL YOU DEPRESSED VIRGINS
ALL YOUR LONELY FUCKS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>ITS TIME FOR POSITIVE FEELS
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positrons are my favorite nucleus
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>>583128980
VERY FUCKIN COOL ANON, ID LOVE TO GO INTO SPACE SOME DAY

FUCK IT, WE'RE ALL GOING INNA SPACE
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get outta here christfag
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>>583129152
LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING ID ITS LIGHT FUCKIN BLUE

>>583129410
HEY BIGOT
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>>583129552
Not working, is it the weed or nah
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>>583128784
We live in a world with free instant access to glorious underground music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9n7vuPBxk

feels good bruh
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>>583129897
NA NIGGA JUST REALIZING HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS TO FEEL SAD WHEN YOU CAN BE A FUCKIN MASTER AT LIFE

YOU WANT THA SHIT? GO DO THAT SHIT
YOU WANT HAPPINESS? GO FUCKING FIND IT MAN

>>583129980
MRSUICIDESHIP IS THE BOMB
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>inna space with a couple of bros
>we walk for a bit but after a few of hours of low gravity bro #1 gets tired
>decide to set up camp in a crater a few hundred feet away
>we set up our metal tents
>all 3 of us crawl under it together
>we lay down side by side staring up at space through glass roof
>bro #2 slips his fingers into mine
>feels a little weird, but i accept it
>bro #1 leans up against me a bit
>lays his head on my chest
>we all lay there together
>bro #2 starts sucking me off
>awh shit, now I'm gonna get astro dick
>right as I cum he takes his mouth off my cock
>astro jizz flies off onto the moon
>parasites infect my astro jizz
>millions of parasitic germs mutating millions of sperm
>they begin to grow super fast
>sperm alien force their way into our mouths
>all three of us are now taking astro jizz aliens in the mouths, assholes, every hole imaginable
>hear someone yell from far away
>"HEH GAAAAAAY"
>look outside with tears streaming down my face to see small asian guy passing by on an asteroid
>that damn asian guy has been following us around since '97
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CANT SELF BUMP
IF YALL WANT SOME FUCKIN POSITIVITY, SOME FUCKIN CHANGE, SOME GODDAMN HAPPINESS, GIVE IT A BUMP

TELL ME YOUR ORDEALS
I WILL HELP YOU THROUGH THEM, I PROMISE YOU

IN ORDER TO REALLY LIVE, ONE MUST FIRST DIE
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OP ignored my greentext story i worked so hard on

obviously doesn't care about success of his thread

im abandoning thread
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>>583131763
I READ IT, TWAS VERY HOMOEROTIC, I ENJOYED SOMEWHAT. KEEP GREENTEXTING MAN, YOU'RE GOING PLACES
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>>583131918
fuck you, you had your chance.
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>>583130559
>tfw no friends

fml lol
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>>583128784
You're awesome OP still a faggot but the best kind
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Love ourselves? That's kind of a tall order, don't you think?

Also have some cute bunnies.
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>>583132850
I RESPECT YOUR CHOICE

>>583133118
IT HAPPENS MAN, BUT GO FUCKING FIND SOME
EVERYONE IS COMPATIBLE WITH SOMEONE

>>583133330
I APPRECIATE THAT LOTS MAN

>>583133665
BUNNIES ARE THE SHIT MAN
LIKE FUCKING CATS
I LOVE CATS
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OPs trying to do some good these sad faggots need to get in here
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>>583134219
i appreciate ur concern. The issue is not that i dont talk to people or have companions in classes. Its that I have no one who would want to just go out and get a drink or go hang at the beach or shit.

I have 0 people who want to do anything outside of school.
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Bump for good vibes
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>be me 24, living at moms no job or car but lift
>talk to girl i used to bone on the reg
>gets me job in a week doing labor
>time goes by and tell her spaghetti
>tells me she has career and i have a job

....
...
..
.

>mfw
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I'M PUMPED AS SHIT NOW! HAVE SOME CUTE DUMP! I FEEL GREAT!
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Bumping with a cat
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>>583134774
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>bumping with awesome things in life
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>>583134360
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN ANON
+1 TO YOU
HELL
+7, YOU EARNED EM

>>583134431
GO SOMEWHERE CROWDED LIKE DOWNTOWN OR THE MALL, MEET SOME COOL PEOPLE, SOME NICE GRILLS AND JUST STRAIGHT UP INVITE THEM TO CHILL. YOU CANT WAIT ALL YOUR LIFE FOR SHIT, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GO OUT AND PUSH HARD TO GET YOUR SHIT

>>583134701
A FIST BUMP 4 U

>>583134774
SHE WASNT WORTH YOUR TIME ANON
FIND A CUTE BITCH WHO WORSHIPS YOU AND RESPECTS YOUR CONDITIONS

>>583134827
>>583134863
>>583134938
KEEP BUMPING GUYS I APPRECIATE ALL THE CUTENESS
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Bamp
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>>583128784
I have a question...
do you, perhaps.... own a company called Torgue?
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>>583135387
EXPLOSIONS!
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OP are you on LSD or 2CB/2CI?
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>>583135387
HAHAHA NO MAN. IM JUST ANOTHER CASUAL ANON LIKE ALL OF YOU, WHO HAS STARTED THE FIRST DAY OF MILLIONS OF BASED AND AWESOME FUCKIN DAYS
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>>583128784
Wow this looks realistic, weed comes in green buddy and the world is not all rainbows and unicorns. Do us a favor and go die
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>>583135618
I FUCKIN WISH MATE
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>>583135660
Do you at least like EXPLOSIONS!?
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good post, bro
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Thank you, OP. Sincerely, thank you so much. Long story short, had heart broken last Thursday, been dealing with it, getting almost back to normal, met some great p