You didn't start subtle enough.. Here I'll assist you.
I am aware of this fact.
You'll Cowards Don't Even Know Cringe
>star wars autistic fans
2/10 felt something I think...
6/10 on the cringe scale. Amazing
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Some cringeworthy anon at my university that got arrested and charged with a few things. Never cringed so hard in my life.
alright faggots I've seen a lot of 'beta' and 'alpha' threads and I wanna set the record straight here and now:
I am both alpha AND omega, son. The beginning and the end, the first and the motherfuckin last. All these bitches come askin for my water and I give the bitches their water. Shit, i even do it for free. Is that alpha or is it omega? fuckin idiots, it's both, know why? Because I'm both and I don't even have to try. So while you're on here jackin off to furry porn and scat, let this remind you that I'm better than you in every way, in both awesomeness and patheticness.
7/10 Cringe Scale holy shit...
>people filming him because he wants them to
>great taste in swords
>makes lots of money to spend on cool shit
>crunches numbers well/ good with money
This guy is clearly alpha as fuck
Damn you to hell
you're the only one
I would like to join this thread on behalf of the Christian whiteknights against anal molestation. In this moment I am solemn, not because of the calling of some fake deity, but because of the existence of Jesus Christ who has bestowed upon me my limited intelligence.
*delusionally tips halo*
Here's some fresh content from me............I wasn't like this a year ago, now look at me. LOOK AT WHAT /mlp/ DID TO ME
Keeping the thread alive
Just saw this in a thread and felt it was worthy.
This kid dropped out sophomore year to pursue his rapping career.
I mean, he's technically right, but for the wrong reasons. Skynet isn't going to pop up, but we are probably going to lose a ton of jobs to AI. I don't think it will cause any mass killings, but we are certainly going to have to restructure some parts of our economy.
jesus christ. this is literally the worst. people that look okay enough to be passable to more than usual. it just reinforces the stereotype its a good look.
> mom's driving me to school...community college
> radio is on low here somthing about sonic
> ask mom to turn it up please
> here the end of a commercial about sonic highways
> mom sees me getting excited in rear view mirror says we can check it out after class yesyesyesyes
> sit anxiously in class feels like it will never end
> finally over dash out to mom's car we head to the store
> mom ask guy in electronics about it while I stay with the cart
> she buys it and we head to the car I catch a glimps of the cover highways everywhere for sonic to run on can't wait it looks so epic
> get home mom opens it for me and I put it in xbox
> music player shows up wtf
> turn up tv volume heavy metal music starts to play...here guy screaming
> mom runs in turn turns the tv off yells at me to get it out
> take out of xbox and give it to her
> feel like crying when I realize it's not sonic but feel good I got to hear some crazy heavy metal music.. almost was worth it
> look it up in bed later...mom doesn't know I figured out the wifi password
> see that it's some band the foo fighters new music cd nothing to do with sonic
> feel sad and depressed that I care so much about sonic and don't know what to do
I feel really guilty for thinking like that about sonic now...I know I have a problem and wish I could stop but on the other hand why should I care... so go ahead and laugh at me you all have somthing you to turn to when you need it mine just happens to be sonic. imma go under my sonic blanket and pretend I'm in his stomach it's the only thing that calms me down
yea but you gotta admit, although you don't think so, there is a decent amount of idiots who would think he looks good and would try to mimic his style.
i see them walking around like that all the fucking time man. it's annoying to think that they actually believe they look good. the fedora and sweater is just overkill, too.
not gonna lie I enjoyed this
Actually those now shitty pony thread simulator videos did, /mlp/ just nailed the coffin shut
jesus, that's some next level shit
Your means belonging to. You're means you are, it's a conjunction you fucking retard.
Now what's the difference between there, their and they're faggot?
11/10 would happily read several hundred times
How sheltered of a life do you need to live to think that a stove lighter is badass/makes you a psychopath?
>he thinks he's any better
Kids aren't cringe. Shit if anyone of us had access to the internet when we were kids, we would have done shit like that. Kids are kids. Sometimes kids are faggots and little bastards. But not cringe
Using my detective skills, I have determined you let your boyfriend get in last night. I talking about your anus. You were fucked in the ass.
>Doesn't get the joke.
THERE is a lot of faggots posting on /b/.
THEIR reply was retarded.
THEY'RE as smart as you.
>spending tons of money on shit you wont ever use
Question for you /b/ros, Fedora always beta and stupid as fuck? White Collar got me into em, and after the first 2 or 3 threads here i cant hardly stand em, but if its worn with a suit and all, and if its not worn by a faggot i dont think its too bad.
Why the fuck do people do this shit? Just tell him no. Straight no. Let the autist learn. Don't do all this "Oooh it's not you it's meee I would totally date you otherwise" bullshit. It just gives the faggots false hope.
Posted this kid yesterday, but I'll post again because I don't even know what to say about him other than there is something wrong with him
You gotta have class to pull it off. Women can generally always pull off the look though.
>In decent shape
>Not an autistic looking fucker
These guys can wear fedoras. Along with most old guys.
found it on tumblr... will google. hang on.
FALSE. THIS IS NOT A FEDORA. (googled sarah bernhardt fedora) but this is what that asshat (HA!) was referring to.
i guess this is a fedora tho
I like to imagine that it's the same guy that does this in every beta/cringe thread. Like, just one dude that sits on /b/, waiting for beta/cringe threads to come up so that he can screenshot the first few posts and then post it as a cringe. Every thread, every day. While we're sleeping, anon is screenshotting and posting in cringe threads. While we're working or going to school, anon is screenshotting and posting in cringe threads. While we're laughing, crying, and just trying to get by, anon is screenshotting and posting in cringe threads.
It's a nice fantasy. Makes me cringe in all the right ways.
CONFIRMED, according to wikipedia at least. anyone else seeing the irony of fedora-wearers generally disliking feminists?
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
My fucking god.
Carnists not allowed? Fuck you. I eat meat all day and I'm going to watch this video just to spite you, you sorry vegan sack of --- OH WHAT THE FUCK?
Just had this sent to me and I had an audible cringe
DO NOT FUCKING WATCH WHILE HIGH
DO NOT FUCKING WATCH WHILE HIGH
DO NOT FUCKING WATCH WHILE HIGH
>nope nope nope nope
looks to be a scooter.
While his companions are clearly armed for fight, this beta appears to have mastered the flight technique. Adaptation at it's finest, nature is truly a beautiful thing.
I should have listened
No condom for sin? That's the indulgence shit I be tellin about.
Saw this just now in this scary ass video :(
This guy's life goal is to actually be a power ranger