>new years eve >friend gets hammered >too hammered >we

>>583072027
I would've murdered that motherfucker

>>583072027
So what? He'll clean up and everyone laughs. that's it.

>>583072027
once, my friend puked on my back seats
its not my friend anymore

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Looks like a beanie covered in vomit?

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>>583072461
the guy who owned the car almost did.
we found him in a bedroom like this

>>583072675
it was past 2am and almost sub-zero temperature in buffalo. in the morning it was frozen to the seat. the smell almost made me throw up

He shits like an alcohol.

>>583072895
Jesus Christ. I hate shitty ass poopbutts like this.

I don't know why I just clicked the thumbnail to expand an image of shit on a backseat. I don't know what else I'd expect to be seeing up close

>>583072895
Jesus Christ, did he piss off the bed? You've got some odd friends, friend

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>>583073587
here it is the next morning. frozen

>>583073704
he just got wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to drunk. the magic of alcohol!

you threw a blackout drunk in the backseat of a car with freezing temps outside?

are you trying to kill a man? im glad he shit in the backseat

>>583073967
not my idea. in fact, i didn't even know till we got back to the house. i agree, it was a horrible idea.

>>583073760
Why the hell would you leave it there overnight to freeze?

>>583073760
why the fuck would you leave it over night

>>583074278
it was 2 am. we were all extremely hammered.

>>583073760
at least the seats were leather and not carpet right?

>>583074130
You deserved it, I'll say.

And you might say you would never do anything like that, but it might just happen. Then what? You want your 'friends' to shoot you in the face with dads gun?

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>>583073760
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT

GG

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>>583074516
yeah. he's some more angles of some extra poop

>>583074689
hey a nickle

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>>583073760
>letting it freeze

>>583074278
easier to pry off