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Got a friend over, he's new to 4chan, show me your worst /b/

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Got a friend over, he's new to 4chan, show me your worst /b/
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Welcome!
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Welcome to 4Chan! How are you? How was your day? Hey, if you give me your PayPal, I'll give you 50 dollars so you can go out for ice cream!
Knowing you're happy is enough for me!
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You heard him boys! Let's give 'em heck!
This is the official clean thread!
No Nudes
No Gore
No Profanity
Or Obscenity of Any Kind!
Just SFW pics and gifs!
Welcome to weenie hut thread!
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>>583054098
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Op is a pretty straight guy
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Our site is really funny too, I mean we're no 9gag, but we do repost the memes they make
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I know I just met you guys but can we please be friends. My email is

Making friends I everyone. Com
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>>583054098
Hi friends! Feel free to save this picture. :)
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>hi
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did you tell your friend that he can join the anonymous?
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Hiya, pal, would you like some cocoa?
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Forgot the picture. I'm just silly! :))
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>>583054954
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Hahah, you should look at this funny maymay.
We call this guy "pointy"!

Also, welcome to this site!
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Sometimes we post really horrible images like this one I saved someone else had posted, it's probably the worst thing I saw on the internet it's literally rape
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4chan: a great place for good friends.

have a silly dog, friend *<:^)
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>>583055425
holy shit bro terrible but look at this
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>>583055425
That's disgusting.

How dare you post something like this on this site?!
Be ashamed.
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Faggots
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>>583055298
I really really really like that image!
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>>583055063
Haha, where did you find this one?!
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Now you boys be quiet now. I'm trying to focus on the honking
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>>583055679
Don't mind this guy. He hacked his name, so it would look like heaven.
He is a homosexual, we think.
But we are not sure, and we never accuse someone for being one, unless it's OP.
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>>583054980
if only some of the photoshop wasnt so visible
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>>583056031
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>>583054693
I wish I could have that much fun.
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Yo, bitch.
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>>583054098

Sorry to sound like an "oldfag," but don't go around showing 4chan or /b/ to people. That's how this place ended up the way it is.
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>>583054098
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>>583054098
>implying not everyone hon /b/ is new to 4chan
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>>583055679
Dat symbolism.. Daym man.
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I am a noodle!
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>>583054098
hullo sur, how r?
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http://animalsex.dk/video/man-getting-his-cock-sucked-by-calf
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Haha, say hi to your friend for me! I hope he'll enjoy his stay here! Always great to see new people visiting this cool website

>pic related
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I me want be are an hero
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>>583056726
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippen em at passing police cars i dont give a shit nígga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nígger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me the sun dont set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>>583054980
Would have kek'd if the filename had been "turducken"
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>>583057110
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>>583054098
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>>583055662
>>583055425
Mods
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Cute piggy for everyone!
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I need the fish blowjob gif pls
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>>583057375
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>>583057486
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>>583056967
thats sum dank lookin og kush
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this is pretty terrifying
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>>583054098
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>>583055662
Look I made a santa *<]:-) }}}
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>>583054740
I don't know what you're on about, but here in the real world, we don't dare to say h*ck. Shame on you for advocating the use of profanity.
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>>583057801
dayum ISIS got some good cinematography
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>>583056263

Oldfags are basically forum hipsters

"This was great until it went mainstream"

Was always shit
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>>583054693
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
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>>583056274
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>>>/a/117870672
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>>583054980
is it wierd that this gives me a massive boner?
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>>583058370
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>>583055082
official welcome committee ID

captcha introduced iesmlas
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>>583058515
It would be weirder if you didn't get a raging hard on
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>>583058370
holy shit he is still here
op's friend will witness history his first time here
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>>583055063
Your welcome
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check out my meme
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Who likes pop tarts
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>>583055298
you silly goose xD
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OP is a fag.
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>>583059283
The only thing that bother me about this is that gut. I wonder why.
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>>583059450
My ancestors smile at me imperials, can you say the same?
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>>583056274
Sick, send that to /gif/
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here
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>>583059084
"More of these"
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>>583056170
ummm, then go to a water park fag
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>>583059283
thank you <3
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>>583054098
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>>583054098
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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>>583059283
cool party trick
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>>583058845
anyone got more like that?
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>faggot
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>>583054098
Welcome to /b/
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