So I'm selling a very expensive watch on ebay and some guy

order from all pizza and chinese restaurants. throw jimmy johns into the mix if thats an option.

>>583046589
Post address and I'll ship a dozen brown, jumbo dildos to his house

>>583046589
Someone attempted to scam me on this, and all I did was bitch to paypal and say he took my cash and in 3 days they gave it back to me

I'm interested in helping, I don't have any ideas other than sending construction supplies to his house.

>>583046589
Why don't we all have his address yet, OP?

but OP consider the following;

he is serious and not trying to fuck with you.

Did you "delete" this option?
If yes your idea would be funny but make sure to hide behind seven proxies.

>>583047172
>>583047036
K, hold on

Why waste your money AND give him delicious pizza? Send the popo after him or send a poop to his door

you do realize you can give him a tracking number without having to mail it? I print my shipping labels 1-2 days in advance.

>>583047716
If he orders for cash, then he won't pay shit.

Get his medical records, find what he is allergic to, put it on pizza and that should sort it

>>583048342
Deliver op

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Heres the faggots info

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>>583046589
lurkin

>>583047590
i do like this idea

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>>583048409
>internet justice

>>583048409
Jumbo dildos inbound
Along with a septic cleaning service in 6 days

Order a gay prostitue

>>583048751
kek

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Lurking for interest

Should we start calling this guy?

>>583049180
Please do, post results here a la battle toads

>>583049180
A duh, and u order that gay prostitute. I'm sending all kinds of cheap annoying stuff to him lol

>>583049180
Vocaroo for maximum lulz

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>>583049180
Lets call this guy and say "hey would you like to order some bananas? Its non profit for children with autism." And then post his reply

>>583049454
Lets call it "Bananas Without Borders"

>>583048253
If possible, this

Guys i love you hahahahaha

>>583049454
someone should fax him like 200 copies of this banana
if possible

>>583049862
top. fucking. kek.

>>583049862
YES "its all yours"

>>583046589
>>583046589
>>583046589

>>583049862
>2014
>Fax

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And it begins

>>583049862
Lel

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>>583050115

>>583050082
someone pls deliver

>>583050115
Yes!!

Pretty sure the phone number is a landline

Contact the Mormons and schedule a time for them to talk to him. Call suicide hotline from a burner phone and tell them you are going to kill yourself and give them his address and name (confess to being a multiple child rapists).

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>>583049589

I think I just shat myself laughing.

Thanks you glorious /b/astard

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>>583048409

>>583050113
yes, it'll waste his paper you fucking idiot.
im sure he has unlimited texting, not unlimited paper

>>583050689
WINRAR

>>583050485
>Please respond

>>583050689
kek

>>583050115
Ha I'm not getting any reply

>>583050689
Nice

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ow /b you bunch of fucking horsecocks
>always kek wit u

>>583049589
Kek
This

>>583048409
Um op, explain, I just sent a banana and this happened
"SprintFreeMsg: Oops! Your message to 2152266010 cannot be delivered as the destination address is not valid. Please verify the number"

>>583050115
that nearly made me shit myself
topkek

>>583050689
WinRAR for reals

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>>583050689

>>583050689
Awesome