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NZ Thread. Accounting edition Get in here friends

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ Thread.

Accounting edition

Get in here friends
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First for our girl Rosa
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why are IDs even back?
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Cant believe I missed the first thread
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>not sure if I should
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fuck we need a new bread for
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>>582967012
do it
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>>582967027
Other ones reached bump limit
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>>582967027
so the old me can die in the old thread
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>>582966715

Fellow kiwiaccountingfag here.

MYOB AO side nigga
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>>582967045
I was told not to.
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> tfw cant post for 4 weeks from satday on :'(
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anyone wana play leauge? i got hax
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>>582967117
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>>582966715
>>582966783
>>582966872
>>582966983
>>582967012
>>582967027


What was wrong with the old thread faggots?
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shieeet
drink #6
am little intoxicate
shit posting inbound (ice cube black ops one voice)
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>>582966715
nelson/marlborough here
i think the reason suicides so high in nz is we live in one of the greatest countrys in the world so stupid 12vies need to get attention if they wanna die let em survival of the fittess
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>>582967148
So you're not gonna be here for Christmas?

>>582967206
It's already been deleted you daft cunt
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>>582967126
>allowing other people to control how you act
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>>582967206
the other thread 404d
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still listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUjVpeHpkQ0
at 7:50ish
good so far, reminds me a bit of gorrilaz but wit rap
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So whatcha guys thinking bout?
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>>582967206
why don't you go back and post in it
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>>582967292
why would i be on 4chan on christmas? i have friends in rl. lol :D
sisters leaving on 25.12., so ill probably be back then
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>>582967326
/immortal technique type o music
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>>582967330
Thinking of something to watch. Was thinking more Arrested Development
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Kittybro reporting in
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Chch in
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>>582967012
post your gif already
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>>582967295
The voices in my head scream louder if I don't listen.
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>>582967407
I'll be with family during the day, but around this time I'll probably be back here

>>582967470
Bruh
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>>582967261
Is the suicides from NZ people as well as immigrates? what if all nz people committed suicide and all that's left is Indians and Chinese?

could happen you know..
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>>582967261
>>582966715
suicidal Chch fag reportin
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fucking ran into another dude gettin waste on omegle.
we had a shot together, straight from the bottle.
roofless
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So is that it now no announcing who we are just come on in?
>No clue who the fuck is who
>Idbro here
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>>582967548
i'm doing it

where my Taurangay bros @?
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>>582967354
I'm posting in both.
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>>582966783
Superior Cato incoming.
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>>582967549
I'll be sleeping on xmas till 3pm as per normal.
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Is the anon who was drinking whisky and browsing omegle still with us?
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i need to pee/have a smoko
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>>582967214
You drinking it neat?
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>>582967407
>i have friends in rl
That must be nice
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>>582967549
hm... hold on, you guys get presents on 25. in the morning, right?
so, basically, the 24. is a normal day?
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>>582967575
no i mean we live in an amazing country our suicide rates worth then fucking african u ungrateful fucks THE FUCKING AFRICANS ARE MORE HAPPY WITH LIFE THEN US FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>582967549
Bruuh. She falling asleep tho
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>>582967727
I don't, but my little bros / cousins do

Also not a bad ID
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>>582967261
That shits never crossed my mind eh, just get on with shit
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>>582967214
#13
>bruh
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>>582967470
oldcat bru reportin also
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>>582967692
lol. it is, m8. :)
>>582967803
i know, fucking awesome ID. you not getting presents?
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>>582967727

>ID Lean

Also, 24th is "Christmas Eve", all day. Pretty sure it's a stat holiday, but can't remember lol.
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>>582967330
Hey mate, how many threads were there last night?

Fell asleep
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>>582967915
is oldcat dead now though?
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>>582968002
but you dont get the presents on the 24 in the evening like we do, right?
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>>582967330
my waifu
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>>582967746
>Africa
>Suicide rate much lower
>Incidence of Rape much higher

Coincidence?
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>>582967609
Nice try but IDbro always posts why are IDs even back? As his first pist in a thread.
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>>582968054
Just one I think.
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>>582967943
Probably not. Maybe get some money from parents.

I'm gonna buy me a box of Asahi the night before, so that's kind of like a present?
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Someone sell me cannabis.

I will pay for it.

And maybe suck your dirty dicks.

>hahaha
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>>582968067
Mhm. was cremated...
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>>582967587
Don't do it bro

Our city's not that bad
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>>582967470
Ayy Fiddy Kent.
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>>582968198
yo, hyung

what happened to "Hello, boys!"?
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>>582968107
No. Why would you open presents on the night before christmas?
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>>582967619
>
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>>582967587
shea
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sup nzfags did i miss the nooooooodz?
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>>582968140
there also a shit lot poorer and hungrier and disease ridden so i mean nothing in africa is really a coincidence
>plus there black
>BUT THERE FUCKING MORE GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE THEN US
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>>582967669
Don't you like morning gifts and food?
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>>582968224
i don't know anybody man, sick of life.
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>>582968140
So you suggesting we need to rape moar?
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>>582968196
awww. :( im sorry for you.
i love presents. :)
what do i get from you guys? :D lol
>>582968302
well, we do back in germany. :)
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>>582968269
That's only recently that I started doing that all the time, I think, I can't remember.

Stimulants hurt my brain.
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>>582967756
such cute :3
I wan't anodder kitteh ;-;
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>>582968198
i shall sell you cannabis
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>>582968353
True
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>>582968221
That feel.
Buried mine, is a plant now.
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>>582968198

Just got an ounce.
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>>582967292
Daft cunt? Never realized I was in a pommy thread. I guess all our slang is stolen from either aussies or the brits. Ah, such is life of the thief
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>>582967746
Fuck that's pathetic

No cunts happy with anything these day
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>>582968448
I don't want to go to prison, though.

>maybe I do, I would be popular...
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>>582968410
Here's your present from me.

Post you're feet with "Merry Xmas!" as a timestamp.

I forget why I keep requesting this.
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>>582967652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK34YOQpqE8

It's like a portal to the past.
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>>582968410
in germany no one likes germans
u dont remember the war
and u judge people by there religion
i dont do any of those things
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>>582967619
TBFC? i dropped out 1/2 way through y13,
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Hey kiwi /b/ros,

Aucklandfag here.

Does anyone know where to get top-teir MDMA or good ecstacy from?

Im cashed up, happy to meet on kik or skype.
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>>582968410
What we get from you?
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>>582968507
That you Dakta Green?
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>>582968002
Nah
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>>582968532
well if bumloving really does happen in prison like everyone says it does, i wouldn't mind at all
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tfw drinks get stonger as you get drunker
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>>582967746
Fuck, you're right, WHAT IS IS THAT THEY HAVE THAT WE DON'T HAVE!

Aids? do we need aids to be happy? Ebola?
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>>582968537
lol. i can do that. :)
>>582968561
i dont understand a word. is that troll?
>>582968597
nuffin, m8. :D nah, u first tell me what u give me!
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>>582968158
Minto
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>>582968670
Fuck prison, let's just hang out.
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>>582968516
i no im extremely depressed but i got food shelter family and freedom so i dont think i would ever kill myself
>africa on the other hand
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>tfw you can't keep up with the thread
maybe i should stop posting in my other threads
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>>582967619
oh. you just meant Tauranga, thought you said boys,
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>>582968620

>Posts about buying weed in every thread
>Never follows through
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>>582968762
Tokyo Mew Mew? She was always my favourite! :)
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>>582968838
Heading over there right now, omg :o

>>582968831
That's what it's like when I've been watching ToraDora over the past few days
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>>582968721
bloody butch bitch boy
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>>582968779
alright then, i'm cool for that too, where you at
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>>582968393
You lived here whole life?
How old are you?
What area you in?

Paint me a motherfucking picture, I don't know suicidal people
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>>582968670
As a former prisoner, I can confirm zero bumrape. To be fair this was the youth unit at pap
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>>582968732
what would you like?
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>>582968410
Whaaaat?

Why not on Xmas day?

Do Germans do that black Pete guy thing or is that just holland
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>>582968891
Because the one time an anon seemed like he was going to sell I fucked up by not reading it properly, until it 404d, and spend the whole thread trolling, haha.
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generic posting of thingee
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>>582968831
c:
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>>582968951
Tauranga.

Ask noona (the German girls) if I am a nice or not.
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>>582968514
Fukn feef
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>tfw you like a lot of girls but your in love with a goddess
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>>582969051
lol. Playstation 4. :D
I mean, if every poster here gives 10$, youd have it no problemo. lol :D
>>582969062
Hm... never heard of it.
m8, we also dont believe in Santa. lol
in Germany, Baby Jesus brings the presents. :)
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>>582968946
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>>582969081

I know.

You are talking to that same anon.

I just wanted to remind you of your failures.
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>>582968954
moved here 7 months ago with a gf that bailed.
18
casebook
shit artist
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>>582969219
B-but thats what I want.
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>>582969196
evr since i been seein your posts i've been more a nd more attracted to the tupe o girls you been postin.
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>>582969219
do germans have santa or is it hitler
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>>582969154
>tfw she will never smile the way she used to
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>>582969331
isn't it sinta klaus?
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>>582969331
kek
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>>582968783
Is it a constant battle?
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>>582969196
more and more attacted to the irls you been postin.
how do i aquire one
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>>582969312
based
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>>582969182
can't be bothered, i'm in hamilton
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> be from west auckland
> be living on the benefit unemployed life style
> mums a P addict
> dad hanged himself
> inb4 i was born
> currently an alcoholic
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>>582969306
no! give it me! >:D lol
>>582969331

>>582969182
lol. i didnt even know you were posting. :D
so i did convince you to come back! :)
yeah, hes a nicey. :)
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>>582968892
Explain?
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>>582969442
You don't. You like so many of us are condemned to forever alone.
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>>582969259
Should have seen my face when I realised what I had done.

You would have been satisfied.
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>>582969005
well thats disappointing
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>>582969442
look like this
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>>582968923
Are you the 'insatiable cummer' hahahah
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>>582969514
What do I get in return?
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off to sleep, night niggers.
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>>582969245
lel, good aye?
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xbox is better then ps4 and its touch bad
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>>582969582
half polynesian/half european.
wil this do?
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>>582968107
>>582968410

But why? The idea is that on christmas eve when you go to bed, Santa flies around the world delivering the presents down everyone's chimney, then when you wake up on the 25th they're all under the tree.

>>582969219

>PS4
>Filthy Console Peasants
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>>582968493
ye.. :c
such feels when cats has caught the death. ;-;
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>>582969005
Mel chasten has fucked a few hasn't he?
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>>582969501

> dad hanged himself

Dad hung himself

Learn some fucking English anon.
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>>582969474
I'd lick your bum hole.
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>>582969637
gnite brah, sleep well.
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>>582969637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AelBtRaW4
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>>582968098
this wouldnt be a too bad way to go, pretty instant
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>>582969717

Hanged is correct. If someone dies from hanging, they were hanged, not hung. Only time that's the correct usage of the word.
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>>582969519
pic
>>582969621
depends. whattaya want?
>>582969692
i dunno. i didnt say that. people in germany do. probably because santa is just an invention from coca cola?
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>>582969501
also pic related
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>>582969747
i'd tongue punch your fart box
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>>582968448
im keen as well if your in central AKL
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>>582969514
>so i did convince you to come back! :)
I'm still embarrassed, though.

>inb4 so you should be.
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>>582969613
ha, I was being ironic.

I remember back to my last year of highschool, some year 9's were giggling whispering to eachother saying "look at this porn, hahaha". I casually look at they're screen and they literally just typed "porn" into google images. They're were just SFW pictures of Lexi Belle and shit and that was porn to them. Safe search was on for fuck sake.

>>582969637
Night mate
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>>582969219
Waaaaat, jeebus delivars?
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>>582969824

>Santa is an invention by Coca Cola

LOL
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>>582969865
sadly no, i'm in hamilton, but if you wanna travel i'll still hook you up
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#7
not sure if drunk enough to regret shit i do
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>>582969875
dont be. itll be all good, m8. them people here love ya! :)
>>582969954
oh, sorry, didnt know you guys still believe in santa :d lol
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>tfw too many posts per second
i feel like i missed some posts
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>>582969954
it's true.
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>>582969714
The ginga fella?
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>>582969972
nevermind then, thanks anyway
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>>582969993
What are you drinking again mate? I forget...
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>>582969793

That's incorrect.
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>>582969694
Let another into your life. So many out there that need a nice home/someone to love them.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUjVpeHpkQ0
\28min somtehintg
dick in the mouth all day kek
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>>582969875
embarrassed of what?
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>>582969793
>Dad was hanged

>Dad was hung

Two different kinds of shitty childhood.
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>>582970084
no problems
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ye.. night fgts
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>>582970098
grants whisky and coke
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>>582970154
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>>582970209
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>>582969501
Move to africa and your situation will improve. According to anons in this thread you will become so happy
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>>582969863
u r gross
>>
Auckland prep
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>>582969301
Ohhhhh we chatted a week or so ago.

Where did the dirty cunt go?

You're 18 bro you're just getting started!
You have a lot of dirty Chch pub whores to fist before you even consider checking out early!

I grew up over those ways, start with the tavern harewood on Friday or Saturday and fuck a cougar In the disabled toilets... They always have Xmas functions this time of year and they Cougars are pissed up and ready to go.

Ive done it two Xmas' bro trust me!
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Anyone selling weed out central or east Auckland way?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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Run the Jewels - RTJ2 (HD Full Album)
almost finishe dlistening to this?
any other songs for gettin on the drink?
i listen to evey genre no discreimnation
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>>582970209
Nice.

I used to drink Jager and Demon during that harsh second semester winter
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>>582970275
yea he goes to africa sees the horror of.........well africa and starts being fucking grateful for what hes fucking got
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>>582970289
i can tongue punch your fart box too, if you want me too bby
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I need some MDMA or ecstasy fuckers.

Hook an Auckland fag up
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Declan, tim, Scott get fucked
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>>582969824
Drugs, maybe someone to fiddle my diddle or just a good m8.
That or a PS4.
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>>582969501
Heavy bro

No need to get all heaveny on us doe
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>>582970412
I really need to stop tabbing my cones so much
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>>582970154
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>>582970124
The shit I've posted.
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any c unts want to omegle some shit up.
can get a common interest going on?
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>>582969972
what sizes are you selling / will you bumrape me?
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>>582970506
what is "fiddle my diddle"? i can be a good m8. :)
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>>582970414
How'd you find it? I was the one who rec'd it
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>>582970561
did you change IPs?
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>>582970452
Yeah, ok, but only if I can lick your armpits while you call me a faggot.
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>>582970631
i was the one you told about it
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>>582969528
Low key karaoke bars, buy them a few rounds of soju, fuck in toilets.

Korean bitches are easy as fuck... Used to do this method in Chch pre-quakes
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>>582969993
If you can still question your regret your not drunk enough.
So keep going, regret is tomorrows problem.
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>>582970689
They usually change from thread to thread, so yes.
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>>582970619
just tinnies and i'll only bumrape you if you're hot and you want me to bumrape you
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any welly cunts know any good places to get drunk at in town?
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>>582970793
are you >>582968198 ?
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>>582970124
Wait, so IDBro or nightwalker?
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>>582970715
I meant "did you like it?", ha
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>>582970691
alright, but i get to blow air softly on your eyebrows while you make sheep noises
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>582969717
Bait
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>>582970716
I prefer picking up Japanese girls in backpacker bars, man the bareback anal sex game is crazy!
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>>582970630

>someone to fiddle my diddle
>someone to play with my penis
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>>582968574
agora on tor, $300 a gram, where i get mine from
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finished listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUjVpeHpkQ0
any bros got another song to listen to,
gettin basedrunk and need jams to listen to,
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>>582970893
Nah, that's IDbro, he just posted the .gif I usually post.

>>582970942
Hugo is that you?
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>>582969793
Yeah, like braked
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>>582971016
ah thank you kind sir. lol i guess
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>>582970993
T-Teach me
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>>582970412
But good for your soul.

>>582970414
Listen is RTJ1, Chrismas miracle music video is pretty cool.
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>>582971094
HIGHLIGHT ME~
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>>582969881
The innocence of youth

Even sideboob was killer
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>>582971046
Cheers my man
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>>582971094
you tell me Eduardo
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>>582971070
>>582971201
Give the first album a listen. More fun bragrap, not as dark as the one you just finished
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>>582971201
>RTJ1
i found this, not sure if you rplied to me or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6a8fULbgc
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>>582971357
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>>582971313
That's the third song from the album you just listened to...
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>>582970630
Yeah but you're all the way down in puke and your leaving NZ soon so you'll need a PS4 kraut edition.
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>>582971175
What city are you in? What do you want to know?
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>>582971210
Oh, wait, yeah, that post was me.

Our net went down that's why they changed.
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>>582971305
link me it brah, i'm too fucke to find that shit
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anyone wanna buy acid?
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>>582970831
>tinnies
Meh, too small to make the trip.
Not hot & nohomo, so no bumrape.
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>>582971391
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>>582971451
i wish i had a dynamic IP
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>>582971420
Auckland. I want the anal experience you mentioned in your previous post

>>582971475
Bruh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPJttPJUZ8
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>>582970831
where you based anon?
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>>582971497

Where you at?

How much?
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>>582971535
i only have a tinny house sorry, don't have a proper dealer yet, but you can buy as much as you'd like from there, its just it'll come in tinnies is all
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>>582971602
thanks man.
i was like oh shit, no sound. hten my heasdset was out of batter y
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>>582970993
You rawdog tourists!?

You crazy bro
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>>582971603
hamilton city, and you?
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>>582971571
You're dynamic to me.
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>>582971774
shieet, wellington.
no hook ups in welly because i'm a social faggot.
bought weed of this dude from a facebook group a few times. was kek
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>>582971961
>facebook group a few times
NZ blazers or something?
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>>582971602
this song is nice.
the goblins were awakenen.
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>>582971876
and your static to me~

never change~
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>>582972036
no idea, a mutual friend at the time (maybe a year ago) gave me a number from some random facebook group that sells weed.
fuckin met the cunt in welly (this place near lees charcol chicken)
was crack up as. cunt was sketchy as and i was like ohh shieeet.
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>>582971602
Mean, I was fucking this young jap girl for a few months that was here on a study visa, picked her up at Globe bar, dude it was so easy to fuck her.

Bought her a few drinks, took her out a few times, fucked on the third date, anal on the first night because the condom broke, jizzed deep inside her bowels.

Felt good man.

Japs are easy as fuck, they just want tall, handsome, white, well dressed, interesting and independent. They give up the sex in a heart beat.
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>>582971404
nah, i have an adapter. :D lol
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>>582972242
>Felt good man.
how do i achieve this?
solo no friends for black up based
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>tfw you should be drinking heavier but you're worried about your quality of posting dropping
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>>582972039
Producer gave me a beat
Said it's the beat of the year
I said "El-P didn't do it,
so get the fuck outta here!"
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>>582972085
Oh, you.

Your words do things to me.

>new ID
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNEbce2xGds
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>>582972190
>charcol chicken
A Jew runs that (or did).

Jewcott the store.
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>>582972358
can cunts actually make money from just producing beats?
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dump some noooods guize
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anyone fancy a meet up in hamilton?
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>>582972453
They do all the time
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>>582972445
fucking lees charcol chicken brah
you know it?
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>>582972348
lel

I already gave my response to this whenyou posted it in the last thread.
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next thread will be comfy af

i can tell
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>tfw bleeding doesnt stop and i wanna go to bed :(
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>>582972564
It used to be called Chicky's Charcoal Chicken and was up the top of Cuba Street, by Hells?
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>>582972542
shieeet.
i got dat free fruity loops edition brah, i find that i only make sick beats when i'm high as fuck.
can weed be noted as a buisness expense>
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>>582971741
Dude yourr never going to catch something from a teenage Japanese girl onnher first overseas experience.

But yes, I've fucked plenty of back packers bareback.

Best girls are the 18 to 20 yo's on gap year, my preference arenthe english girls (dont do anal), then eastern European girls, they dirty as fuck.

Just get antibiotics from Auckland sexual health services in greenlane
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>>582972571
did i reply with REKT?
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>>582972453
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>>582971070
Album is a free download from their website FYI

>>582971313
Yer I did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ5rI461KNE

>>582971305
Already got it dude, hooked on RTJ

>>582971678
Ah I see, might be down those ways on the weekend, what are sizes like? Typically I prefer ounces or 50s at the least.. Once I start I just smoke too much for tinnies.

> they just want tall, handsome, white, well dressed, interesting and independent.
Well im two of those things where will that get me?

>>582972279
Tell you what, if i get one I'll let you play on it. Wont even rape you, promise!
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>>582972602
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>>582972602
i want that.
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>>582972695
Yeah, bro.
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>>582972672
I usually produce bleeps but I've been trying to branch into Hip Hop.

And yes probably

>>582972242
Sounds nice. Thanks mate
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>>582972756
which games are you getting then?
aww, thank you. lol
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>>582972756
bout a gram per tinny, 20 bucks a tinny and always have heaps on hand, so could easily buy a large amount if you had the money
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>>582972696
>>582972696
fuck you dre cuint, i forgot about you aftr m&m left your anus. cunts forgot abour dre*.jpeg
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dibs on 300
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>>582972854
where are you based, i need a solid dealer in welly since my only source is my ex which is failing since shit is sour
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>>582972867
All yours mate

>>582972756
>Already got it dude, hooked on RTJ
Yeah sorry I was kind of seconding your reccomendation, ha
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>>582972952
i'm in nawton, hamilton
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>>582973014
Where are you based?
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>>582973014
>tfw Nawton
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>>582972343
No backup? Damn bro that sucks.

I'm always keen to go out hunting for packpackers, but you're never guaranteed a root.

It's the luck of the draw, things like the weather, the vibe of the city, the presence of girls that want to fuck, finding them, bringing your a game etc..

The key is consistency, always being out there every weekend.
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Keeping on the accounting topic. Any of you mofos also in the Big 4?
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see you all in the next life/thread
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>582973073
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IDbro is waiting.
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next thread will be comfy i no i got some comfy stuff to make us all feel good
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>>582972636
Shit girl, bandage your self up and go to bed

>>582972674
You should put on a master class for the local btards for this shit.

>>582972828
At least GTA V, but more so No Mans Sky when that comes out, and Journey if they port that. PS4 just seems more indie friendy and gamer focused than the xbone

>>582972854
hmm could do, I'm really after something for my birthday / xmas day.
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>>582973356
>>582973358
literally seconds apart

new thread where?
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>>582973356
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>>582973078
yes yes, i know, its a shithole, at least i live in a nicer area of nawton, the mongrel mob next door are pretty quiet
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>>582973404
get xbox one u dumb fucking cunt i got one and a ps4 ps4 has a thick layer of fucking dust and the controllers smashed to fucking bits
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>>582973461
I grew up there mate

>You will never experience your childhood again
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>>582973404
will do. :) lol
GTA V sounds good for the start. :)
where u at?
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>>582973441
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>>582973527
>grew up in nawton guy
we meet again, i live on avalon drive close to turners auctions
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>>582973567
I post that black bitch all the time.

Like a negress she get round, farkin hoe.
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>thread reached bump limit in 1hr 10mins

BASED US
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>>582973518
lel. okay convince me, why should I get the xbone.

>>582973549
Roskill, I'm the jesusfag friend.
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>>582973805
>>
yay nz
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>>582973805
We're the most based motherfuckers on b these days bro.
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>>582973846
ah ok. when people dont say it at the start of the thread, i dunno. :D
ok, i do know the way to mt roskill now. :D lol
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>>582973846
get a ps4 and ull see why
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I just remembered I have cookies and cream ice cream in the freezer.
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>>582974039
dibs
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>>582974080
Anyone that wants a cone come round.
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>League is better than union
Prove me wrong.
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>>582974123
>>582974123
>>582974123
CAN U FEEL THE COMFY?
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