Get in here friends
First for our girl Rosa
Cant believe I missed the first thread
fuck we need a new bread for
so the old me can die in the old thread
What was wrong with the old thread faggots?
i think the reason suicides so high in nz is we live in one of the greatest countrys in the world so stupid 12vies need to get attention if they wanna die let em survival of the fittess
>allowing other people to control how you act
So whatcha guys thinking bout?
why don't you go back and post in it
Kittybro reporting in
Is the suicides from NZ people as well as immigrates? what if all nz people committed suicide and all that's left is Indians and Chinese?
could happen you know..
fucking ran into another dude gettin waste on omegle.
we had a shot together, straight from the bottle.
i'm doing it
where my Taurangay bros @?
Superior Cato incoming.
i need to pee/have a smoko
>i have friends in rl
That must be nice
no i mean we live in an amazing country our suicide rates worth then fucking african u ungrateful fucks THE FUCKING AFRICANS ARE MORE HAPPY WITH LIFE THEN US FOR FUCK SAKE
Bruuh. She falling asleep tho
oldcat bru reportin also
Someone sell me cannabis.
I will pay for it.
And maybe suck your dirty dicks.
what happened to "Hello, boys!"?
there also a shit lot poorer and hungrier and disease ridden so i mean nothing in africa is really a coincidence
>plus there black
>BUT THERE FUCKING MORE GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE THEN US
Just got an ounce.
Daft cunt? Never realized I was in a pommy thread. I guess all our slang is stolen from either aussies or the brits. Ah, such is life of the thief
Here's your present from me.
Post you're feet with "Merry Xmas!" as a timestamp.
I forget why I keep requesting this.
Hey kiwi /b/ros,
Does anyone know where to get top-teir MDMA or good ecstacy from?
Im cashed up, happy to meet on kik or skype.
tfw drinks get stonger as you get drunker
>tfw you can't keep up with the thread
maybe i should stop posting in my other threads
>Posts about buying weed in every thread
>Never follows through
Because the one time an anon seemed like he was going to sell I fucked up by not reading it properly, until it 404d, and spend the whole thread trolling, haha.
generic posting of thingee
>tfw you like a lot of girls but your in love with a goddess
lol. Playstation 4. :D
I mean, if every poster here gives 10$, youd have it no problemo. lol :D
Hm... never heard of it.
m8, we also dont believe in Santa. lol
in Germany, Baby Jesus brings the presents. :)
You are talking to that same anon.
I just wanted to remind you of your failures.
>tfw she will never smile the way she used to
> be from west auckland
> be living on the benefit unemployed life style
> mums a P addict
> dad hanged himself
> inb4 i was born
> currently an alcoholic
no! give it me! >:D lol
lol. i didnt even know you were posting. :D
so i did convince you to come back! :)
yeah, hes a nicey. :)
Should have seen my face when I realised what I had done.
You would have been satisfied.
look like this
But why? The idea is that on christmas eve when you go to bed, Santa flies around the world delivering the presents down everyone's chimney, then when you wake up on the 25th they're all under the tree.
>Filthy Console Peasants
such feels when cats has caught the death. ;-;
depends. whattaya want?
i dunno. i didnt say that. people in germany do. probably because santa is just an invention from coca cola?
ha, I was being ironic.
I remember back to my last year of highschool, some year 9's were giggling whispering to eachother saying "look at this porn, hahaha". I casually look at they're screen and they literally just typed "porn" into google images. They're were just SFW pictures of Lexi Belle and shit and that was porn to them. Safe search was on for fuck sake.
Waaaaat, jeebus delivars?
not sure if drunk enough to regret shit i do
>tfw too many posts per second
i feel like i missed some posts
Ohhhhh we chatted a week or so ago.
Where did the dirty cunt go?
You're 18 bro you're just getting started!
You have a lot of dirty Chch pub whores to fist before you even consider checking out early!
I grew up over those ways, start with the tavern harewood on Friday or Saturday and fuck a cougar In the disabled toilets... They always have Xmas functions this time of year and they Cougars are pissed up and ready to go.
Ive done it two Xmas' bro trust me!
I need some MDMA or ecstasy fuckers.
Hook an Auckland fag up
Low key karaoke bars, buy them a few rounds of soju, fuck in toilets.
Korean bitches are easy as fuck... Used to do this method in Chch pre-quakes
i wish i had a dynamic IP
i only have a tinny house sorry, don't have a proper dealer yet, but you can buy as much as you'd like from there, its just it'll come in tinnies is all
and your static to me~
no idea, a mutual friend at the time (maybe a year ago) gave me a number from some random facebook group that sells weed.
fuckin met the cunt in welly (this place near lees charcol chicken)
was crack up as. cunt was sketchy as and i was like ohh shieeet.
Mean, I was fucking this young jap girl for a few months that was here on a study visa, picked her up at Globe bar, dude it was so easy to fuck her.
Bought her a few drinks, took her out a few times, fucked on the third date, anal on the first night because the condom broke, jizzed deep inside her bowels.
Felt good man.
Japs are easy as fuck, they just want tall, handsome, white, well dressed, interesting and independent. They give up the sex in a heart beat.
>tfw you should be drinking heavier but you're worried about your quality of posting dropping
next thread will be comfy af
i can tell
i got dat free fruity loops edition brah, i find that i only make sick beats when i'm high as fuck.
can weed be noted as a buisness expense>
Dude yourr never going to catch something from a teenage Japanese girl onnher first overseas experience.
But yes, I've fucked plenty of back packers bareback.
Best girls are the 18 to 20 yo's on gap year, my preference arenthe english girls (dont do anal), then eastern European girls, they dirty as fuck.
Just get antibiotics from Auckland sexual health services in greenlane
Album is a free download from their website FYI
Yer I did.
Already got it dude, hooked on RTJ
Ah I see, might be down those ways on the weekend, what are sizes like? Typically I prefer ounces or 50s at the least.. Once I start I just smoke too much for tinnies.
> they just want tall, handsome, white, well dressed, interesting and independent.
Well im two of those things where will that get me?
Tell you what, if i get one I'll let you play on it. Wont even rape you, promise!
No backup? Damn bro that sucks.
I'm always keen to go out hunting for packpackers, but you're never guaranteed a root.
It's the luck of the draw, things like the weather, the vibe of the city, the presence of girls that want to fuck, finding them, bringing your a game etc..
The key is consistency, always being out there every weekend.
see you all in the next life/thread
Shit girl, bandage your self up and go to bed
You should put on a master class for the local btards for this shit.
At least GTA V, but more so No Mans Sky when that comes out, and Journey if they port that. PS4 just seems more indie friendy and gamer focused than the xbone
hmm could do, I'm really after something for my birthday / xmas day.
literally seconds apart
new thread where?
>thread reached bump limit in 1hr 10mins