Cringe/Jake thread

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somebody post a lt,dr version. I have no idea whats going on.

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>>582956274

>>582956450
OP, Jake, decided to start a thread about cumming on his sister
/b/ naturally found her facebook which lead them to OP

White knight faggot

>>582956450
Was a bait thread, quite amusing though, and if real even better.

>>582956643

So what happened after that?

>>582956643
no jake exposed the brother.

Inadvertantly exposing himself with that god damn fedora.

Hilarity ensued

>>582956536

>>582956643
Holly fuck. Well he probably is already inbred judging by his looks and his will to fuck his sitster, Ayyyyy lmao

>>582956781
Ah, my bad

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nigga be from my highschool

>>582956536
I like it
Jake here

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Lets photoshop his mom into porn then say he did it himself

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>Cringe/Jake thread
still keking from that bread

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Still not over me huh?

"Hey your brother wants guys to cum on your picture online"

-Jake "m'lady's safe with me" Stryczek

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>>582957263

No Jake Ill never be over you...

I, I know this is weird and sudden but ... I think I-i love you jake.

I love you jake,, I fucking love you

I want you to fuck me jake

JUST TAKE ME NOW IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

>>582957219
Fuck me lost it here kekd

>>582957235
Wasn't hard. "You'll never archive this"
Two posts later, same ID archived it. Probably fucked up and grabbed the wrong one.

>>582957436
Um no thats gay, but i appreciate the offer

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>>582957263
You still have that fedora?

>>582957263
you wearing blush and lipstick tonight Jakey?

>>582957595
Nice Photoshop skills

>>582956274
It looks like he's holding the lamp. I just don't fucking get it.

>>582957263
jake oc
Nice nice

>>582957263
Put on Fedora, and then we can talk

>>582957263
Jake, if you want to prove you're not OP, then post the reply from Jackie. You can also tell us all you know about OP since you went to hs with him right? Then you'll earn your place in the 4chan white knight faggot HOF.

>>582957263
Need side boob pic

>>582956695
what a fucking faggot ass piece of garbage. i hate that kid

>>582957662
I actually do not i was borrowing it for a Halloween costume
And yes i did get a lot of shit from my friends because of it

>>582957718
Send her screen caps

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>>582957595

http://4archive.org/b/thread/582906210
https://fgts.jp/s/thread/15464244/

>>582957720
/s?

>>582957979
also this thread:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/582956274

>>582957883
you get a lot of shit from your friends because you eat a lot of ass faggot

oh year

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Some wonderful OC

>>582958067
Well that to

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>>582957883
what was your relation to jackie?
sister, just some girl?

>>582956274
hah that made me laugh

I supplied the pics, want more?

>>582956643
>>582956781
damn. sounds like i probably should have remained in that thread. oh well.

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"I swear I only wear fedoras for Halloween"
-Jake

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Someone tell his sister right this second

Pic related, Spagheddie Murphy

>>582958181
Post your 10/10 body, Jake

>>582958152
Looks like some Ferguson style shit is about to go down with samurai swords

>>582958206
Contrary to belief, none absolutely. I thought i could make a good kek amd ruin someones day

>>582958363
has she answered?

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>>582958230
of course we do, fag
pic related

>>582958314
Lol you already know what it is, fat and ugly

>>582958363
Then post Jackie's response

>>582958363
gib dik fgt

>>582958532
I wanna fap to it

>>582958429
No not yet, apparently she lives in dc

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>>582958363
well it was fun to watch you burn
thanks for the entertainment

>>582957248
anyone got an archive or screenie of it?

>>582958702
Thanks

>>582958709 see >>582957979

>>582958363
Jake replicate the first photo now!! Please

>>582958793
post dik

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Lol heres actually one of my better pics

>>582958958
yeah cum on your monitor jake

>>582958793
Damn Jake all i was hoping to do was find a milf thred to fap to but spent 90 minutes on you and Jackie's bro instead. I shoulda just came on Jackie and called it a night.

>>582959031
What a bunch of faggots

>>582959031
Do you really want to post more pictures of youself?

>>582959148
Hell yes

>>582959148
Maybe he wants us to cum on her pics too.

>>582958980
No

>>582957979

So I guess we don't know anything about the OP? Fucking faggot posting his sister everywhere. Probably autistic and was kept away from his female siblings as a child to protect them.

>>582959048
that was funny one retard actually came on his monitor.

So Jake does your brother have a diff name, are you a bastard?

>>582959031
>Chemical Warfare Grind
kek
fb/chemicalwarfaregrind

>>582959335
Fucking everyone was cumming on there moniters

>>582959305
Replicate the first pic !!!!!!!!!

>>582959425
yeah what the fuck was that about?

>>582959335
I have a half brother, does that count

>>582959305
Yes
What are you, some sort of faggot?

>>582959535
Nope

>>582959517
What like a midget?

Show me brother midget porn, I shall come on monitor

https://www.reverbnation.com/chemicalwarfaregrind

>>582959643
Heads up we suck

>>582959643
somebody make a gif out of this faggot drumming

https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=XqJ7dFdFBfQ#t=30

>>582959641
No my brother has a different dad

>>582957263
Shoe on head

>>582959406
CHEMICAL WARFARE GRIND
Genre:
Powerviolence/Grindcore
Band Members:
Jeremy Locke - Vocals
Robert Mitscha - Bass
Jake Stryczek- Drums

Hometown- Fremont, CA

Short Description- Buttz

Long Description- Break Shit, Make Noise, Powerviolence.

Bio- Chemical Warfare is a Powerviolence band located in Fremont, CA.

Current Location- Fremont, CA

Artists We Also Like- Cliteater, Magrudgergrind, Napalm Death, Ahumado Granujo, Carnal Diafragma, Larry David, Feast, Repulsive Infestation, Pretty Little Flower, Insect Warfare
Influences- Insect Warfare, Magrudergrind, Godstomper, Drop Dead, Doom, Weekend Nachos, Pg.99, Orchid

>>582959952
sharpie in pooper

>>582959834
So you gonna post the reply from Jackie when/id you get it?

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>>582959643
the fuck is this

>>582957438
DID HE ACCEPT IT OR WHAT?!?!

>>582959510
What is plastic wrap.

>>582960032
cum on monitor

>>582960080
Eventually

>>582960104
No

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>>582959643
The singer was wailing like a banshee while Jake was just flailing his head and arms around on the drums
Fuck my sides are in orbit

Unless someone has whiteknighted a white knight, makes you look a cunt, and probs Facebook deletes you. Oooh if I had the time

>>582959979
Lol the band no longer exists
But robert is in a pretty bad ass band tho
Xenotaph

>>582959834
Sadly I have paid to go to shittier sounding band then yours.

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Literally just saw this on my Facebook.

What the fuck is this shit?

>>582960457
I actually take that as a complement

>>582960525
>using facebook

>>582960407
That means i was doing my job right

>>582960626
>2013+1
>Not using Facespace

>>582960694
sounded like shit. It looked good though

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Santa's Lil helpers

>>582960779
Of course we sound like shit live, but our ep was okay

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I LOVE YOU JAKE

>>582960954
Jake you inbred sister fucker. Kids like you are the reason i will never have a child. Wanting to fuck your sister and making this "music" that sounds like me when im griping to my dear life when releasing an anus riping monster turd while at the same time puking and pissing. I hope you get wrekt by your family you sick fuckerinio.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>it's tape!

>>582956536
Phreak/10

>>582961184
Well i dont know what to say, but im flattered

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>>582960441
Jake I'm from Fremont I'm gonna go to their next show. Do you wanna meet up and smoke and trade white night stories I'll bring you a fedora as a token if my gratitude

>>582961184
jezuz christz wut have u done m8???//?

>>582961294
Sadly we no longer exist, but im actually down idgaf

>>582961451
Are you jewish ? By the sound of your last name and the urge to fuck your family its looks like you are,

>>582961198
Jake was the White knight telling the retard's sister about the thread, moron.

So, what happened to the sister?

Life ruined? Cuz we already know she's a gold digger kind of whore.

>>582961328
Isn't it obvious? He jizzed on a picture of Jake.

>>582961558
Its polish

>>582961451
Sweet
>jake meet up thread

>>582961184
on the goddam monitor again

>>582961627
what's the difference?

>>582961710
Im not Jewish

>>582958275
She's cute. More?

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>>582961806
you're the most famous person I have ever met

>>582956274
who dis?

>>582961710
Im mostly Swedish

>>582959834
it was ok dude, keep doing whatever the fuck you want, but that's not grind

>>582961806
quit lying, white knight kike

Hey fag give me a kiss

>>582961910
Toppest lelkek. Me too. I havent realized how lucky i am meeting a celebrity.

>>582962065
I know its not, we originally wanted to be, but we switched to powerviolence

>>582962094
>car is a newfag

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>Jake actually had this as his profile picture in July

>>582957263
explain us newfags what happened jacky

>>582962128
I didn't realize i was famous

>>582961621
>Isn't it obvious? He jizzed on a picture of Jake.
i mean why

>>582957718
>dat blackening

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>>582961858
from a fairly old omeagle raid we did here once, she's a femanon here

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>>582962357
Well you are now. Faggot.

>>582962450
Quality blacking by our very own, Jake Stryczek
>>582962428
Because he loves him, duh. Didn't you read his post?

>>582957585
>Das Gay
>Exposes people who have no affect on his life like a faggot.
kek

>>582962659
I know i know i fucked up, but hey look where it got me

>>582962750
Yea you sure are the king of the world now.

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>you post on the same board as based Jake

Anyone wanna see my blood soaked tampon?

>>582962820
Yep famous for whiteknighting faggotry

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>>582962846
>>582962847
topkek

>>582962846
Scratch my jewfro

>>582962920
And 0/10 blackening skills

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Nothing wrong with white knights. Black hats are fat autistic virgins.

This thread is far better than the original, but it needs more cum on monitors.

Jakey go my lad cum on monitor, use Jackie's photo.

>>582962846
too based

>>582962986
I do admit that hair style sucked ass

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>>582962847

>>582963082
pft rock it bro

why doesnt everyone just leave jake alone

he seems like a nice guy

stop being mean guys

im serious

stop it

>>582962659
i don't get why he wrote his sister from his own account to blackmail himself?

>>582958675
I hope she hung herself.... and I hope you blame yourself every day for igniting that fear and loathing to fester in the back of her mind. I hope you wake every morning with the image of her hanging above a tilted stool blood pooling round her toes as they swing and draw lazy circles in the hardwood. I hope you feel every bit of guilt for exposing her to the evils that rest within her most trusted family, and within herself.

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>>582962846
now with reduced filesize

>>582963241
nice try jake

>>582963358
Lol not even, bring it on bitches

>>582963241
>stop being mean guys
>why doesnt everyone just leave jake alone
>im serious
>stop it
kek
>wanting people to behave decently
>on 4chan

>>582963294
sounds pretty hot

Wait so is Jake the sister-fucker? And if he's not can we still call him that?

>>582963294
Well that was pleasant

>>582963424
hello newfriend ;)
how was your day?

>>582963487
I was called a grandma fucker in highschool so i dont care

>>582963487
>Wait so is Jake the sister-fucker?
Nope, Jake was the white knight that ratted out the sister-fucker, and then got doxed

>>582963590
>implying you aren't still in high school

>>582962028
You're Polish but mostly Swedish so you are not Jewish?

>>582963294
And then i will jerk off to it, multiple times

>>582963590
pls explain this:
>>582963247
>>582963247
c'mon

>>582963590
Is it because you sucked off your principal? Or because you took your mom to prom?

>>582963424
>>582963358

stop it guys

what did jake do to you

i like jake

he's the hero gotham deserves

>>582963737
Cause i didnt

>>582963627
so the sister fucker isn't jake,
his original name is nahara and we didn't find out who he is?

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>>582963712
Eeeyyy!!! so if you think like a /b/tard.... why did you do this man?

>>582963695
Graduated in 2013

>>582960626
When you're cool enough to use Facebook, you will. It's a social thing. Networking, social advancement, job connections, etc. 332

>>582958532
pls jake. ur hawt

>>582963883
for the attention probably, 5 bucks says he meant to leave his name visible.

>>582963772
Naw i said something about grandma fucking and it stuck

>>582964006
seconding
post cock

>>582962524
Why haven't you posted her tits yet?

>>582963883
Only based god knows why

Is Jake a le epic new meme, guise?

>>582964197
Jake link music so we can hear

>>582964059
He doesn't have a mom, just a grandma that he fucks, who has another diff surname, weird fucking family

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>>582957728
>4:19
>meh
>4:20
>pic related
GET IT BECAUSE 420 BLAZE IT XDD

he's just really bad at doing this "aw yee" expression with his face. fucking faggot

>>582964271
Its already posted dipshit

>>582964234
who is this heaven wisecracker and what is a meme?

>>582964337
Parents are divorced plus it doesn't help that my mom is 51

toasting in epic bred

>>582964523

im on your side jake

dont let these cowards hurt you

they say mean things because they're anonymous

and because their penises are small

>>582964797
Not even hurt

>>582964797
Are you his mom ?

>>582964797
Sharpie in pooper Jake's mom pls

>>582964904
>>582964892

its ok that youre hurt jake

i understand

you can tell me

im just here to support jake because youre picking on him

>>582961184
That's a small load. You can do better for jake

>>582957263

Why the fuck are you everywhere?

Guys. Leave me alone. I was just doing the right thing. FFS.

Jake out.

>>582965316
nice try

sharpie in da pooper

I've lurked long enough...this is my chance.I'm outside Jake's bedroom window.I'm activating masturbation mode.

>>582965407
Prove it

>>582965316
faggot

>>582965407
kek

>>582965407
Go anon, cum on Jake, then set on fire, post here pls

>>582965316
good night sweet prince

....last time i said those words somebody on /b/ said thanks to me. Nice to know b will always be b. After that he said he was going to become a hero & left

Weird how memories just pop up

>>5829655

>>582965538
I rather he not thank you

>>582965640

No dubs.mp3

Saw Jake's face up close...had to chop dick off.Leaving now to an hero in sewer.

>>582965634
Still here faggot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbBMzWDQYU

>>582965881
Have fun

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>>582964523
>>582964523

sup jake

>>582966195
Hola

>>582966228
I like it

>>582966253
nigga you dont even speak mexican shut yo face

>>582966253

you're pretty brave doing this jake

>>582966390
I wouldn't say brave, more like i just dont care

>>582957263

we need the tits out too.

and why don't you go ahead and grab that sharpie. You know what to do with it.

>>582966581
lol no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbiloiGvLc&list=UUOVBewbUEYTW6v0g2L6pi7Q

Jake's not really a white knight, he just did what /b/ always does, which is fuck someone over if they mistakenly give away their identity. Too bad he made the same mistake like two seconds later.

>>582966773
Yeah, i fully regret that

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialDomonic/feed

>>582966874
well, eventually you'll remember next time.
don't forget to remove exif

>>582967093
exif is automatically stripped on 4chan because moot's a jew

>>582967205
didn't knew that, i've been removing it the whole time

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>>582957532
>bronyz

your screenshot should be saved for the next cringe threads

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Well see ya faggots, im going to bed

>>582966740
Why is this cringe? This is just boring.

>>582967790
farewell, fair prince

>>582967790
nooo Ill miss you

It was fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8

>>582956274
What is Jake? Is this some new 4chan culture shit.

>>582967790
Jake's cute

Ill be back tomorrow dont worry

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>>582961184

>>582966740
This is fucking painful

>obese virgin instructs other virgins

When he falls asleep I'm gonna crush up some cheetos...snort that shit...then lay my boner across his widescreen forehead and take pictures.

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Thoughts on this supreme gentleman?
any photoshopfags here that can make something magical?

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>>582970308
something bit better