Best of 4chan greentext stories
i can help
>underrated green text i saw
This is pretty good
here, have this
>its obviously fake, but man i laughed so damn hard
never see this one posted
Read it in their voices
taking a break from the reposted shit
Someone have the aftermath to this?
The song guy actually came on 4chan and made a thread when he saw that. He had like 60000 plays at that point.
just a kid accidently kicking another kid int he face and fucking up his speech making it funny
/r/ing some spoopy grentext
he accidentally combined the phrases "are you okay" and "i'm so fucking sorry" so it became "are you fucking sorry?" making him sound like he was in a competitive rage.
shit, my bad dude. i don't know why i had that thumbnail saved. here's the full size
He tried to say the two sentences at the same time, so what came out was, are you fucking sorry? Which is a reference to a previous (nonexistant) act of aggression by said goalie, and that the OP is apparently paying him back for. Dumbass.
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Not greentext but funny as hell though
Posting my favorite one since I don't see it here.
when it comes to kids, I'm generally a good person. But when a kid starts shitting himself whenever h's upset, that's the point where you have to start beating some habits out of your damn child.
Glad u enjoyed it m8
Anybody got flim flam the zim zam?
get brain cancer, fucker
Fuck enabling parents, they are the worst parents ever and should not be able to reproduce.
They need to be told what to tell their children or they will literally end up injured like in pic
>>582941098 (Are a faggot, op)
>rest in peace in peace
>yfw the peace it's resting in is now in peace
>you've wished it even greater luck with your shit tier grammar
>im still gonna find and murder you for it
not gonna lie, thought both of these images were the same language.
i've seen this fucking picture for years and yet i always have the same stupid confused fuckwit look on my face when i read it.. no level of autism has ever been achieved as that OP did on that day.
bamp with shit
This one hurts