Stories you got caught masturbating: Mine first >be me >17

mines not that interesting but this thread has potential
>be 13 (6 years ago)
>on laptop in my room, fapping to pics on /s/
>hear grandma come up stairs
>she comes into my room
>panic and pretend to be asleep
>she just says "what the hell" and puts my laptop on the ground
>weird because she never went into my room, i have no idea how she knew i was awake/fapping

>>582937859

g-ma was listening.

>>582937126
would she pose in a bikini for you if you asked nicely?

>>582938089
let me hop in the time machine go back to 2004 and ask....

she just slapped the fuck out of me again

>bummer.

>>582938290
sucks man, bikinis get me really hot.

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>12 or something
>sexy video countdown on mtv
>wonderful pants feeling
>decide to take out little jimmy and do sex to a couch cushion
>mom walks into room
>asks what I am doing even though its "fucking" obvious
>we never talked about it again

>>582937126
self bumping I want those stories

Lurking for moar

Been caught a bunch. I fucking just gave up.

>few years ago
>live in apartment with GF
>my day off, she's at work
>put in hardcore porn
>beating dick like it owes me money
>never hear door unlock
>turn around to see landlord
>she just stares at me
>can't stop it, to far gone
>bust nut
>still standing there
>tell her sorry
>turns around and leaves
couple weeks later...
>ain't go the rent
>offer to take it out in trade
>agrees to it
>comes over while wife is at work, she watches me jack off while she rubs herself
>did that shit for days

Offered to fuck her but she said no since she was married.

>>582937126

How is your relationship with your sister now, OP?

>>582940215


I got one with roomates not that exciting,

>Be me 23 yo
>just out of college
>new apartment new roommates
> nobody is home, fully nude batin' on the couch
> couch faces the front door,
>roomate comes in mid bate
> DUDEDAFUQ.jpeg

New house rule was only masturbate in your own room.

>>582940815
completely normal

we have never spoken of it since then.

>>582937126
Do you have two younger sisters?

>>582941554


You think you know me>?

>>582940846

That feeling man. I know it.

>be visiting in laws for pool party
>feel massive shit coming on
>excuse myself, head to shitter
>drop deuce
>notice dirty clothes hamper
>get curious, take a peek
>see SIL undies
>oh shit, the MIL as well
>take a sniff
>get boner
>wipe ass, wash hands
>start beating it to undies
>rotating between undies
>gonna blow a load big enough to wash a elephant
>door opens
>MIL staring at me
>bust nut everywhere
>closes door
>go outside, expecting the worse
>she won't look at me
>tells my wife I'm not invited back, wife doesn't understand
>still awkward as fuck during holidays when they come to our house

>>582941678
If the answer is yes then I may. If you're 17 then this event happened very recently.

>>582942087

Where do you live?

Dont mind me. Just toasting in this soon to be epic bread.

>>582942087
>>582942320
The suspense is really building up. Makin popcorn brb

>>582942701
This thread is getting pretty good

>>582942701
>>582943149
>>582943167

Pretty sure this anon>>582942087

is full of shit don't get your hopes up guys

>>582942320
You said a warmer climate, are you in the midwest? Hot/humid in summer, was pretty cold last winter. Are you in your final year of high school and was your sister born a few seconds before yourself?

>>582943492
who the fuck are you?

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>>582943167
Almost forgot to take the plastic off

>>582943598
>>582943492
bwahahaha

>>582943598
is your sister

>>582943492
>>582943598
inb4 its his sister

>>582943598
Did you share your first car with your sister for awhile and mostly still do, but now it is more mixed where you and your family members kind of drive the other's vehicles?

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>>582943869
your descriptions could be anyone with a twin

you are so full of shit anon

>>582943598
Your first car was white and manual?

>>582941756
>>582940846

Never understood why an adult can't resist touching his dick long enough to avoid jacking in an obviously bad situation. White people, damn.

>>582944035
Like I would confirm that answer even if it was true

>>582944093
implying most of the people here are actually adults.

>>582944004
Fine, your high school mascot is a yellow jacket. If this is true then I probably know exactly who you are.

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>>582944004
Pop corn got done juuust in time.

>>582944230
that statement means, yes.>>582944230

>>582941756

And yet another time although it was the worse:

>be dating soon to be wife
>fucked a bunch of times
>she still lives at home
>watching movie, get a hankering for some lovin's
>notice GF is asleep
>ask her if she is going home or staying
>asks if she can spend the night
>tell her sure
>gets up and strips naked and goes to sleep in bed
>still feeling the urge
>she's out cold, so I jack it to her bare ass
>bust nut on her ass crack
>it'll be funny in the morning
>she wakes up and asks what I did
>tell her and she laughs
>I knew it would be
fast forward 3 months...
>married now for a month and not digging it
>wife calls me and tells me she's "late"
>fucking vomit
>trapped now nigga
>ask how since we hadn't fooled around for a few months before getting married
>she can't explain it
>that feeling when I realize my joke has produced offspring, she finds it hilarious and can't wait to be a mommy
>ask medfag friend
>laughs and tells me not only is it possible but he's had several guys ask the same thing
>that was 7 years ago
>can't wait to tell my kid she was a product of jacking off
>

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>>582944305

Fuck off faggot for all you know I live in Australia if you are so sure why don't you post proof.

F-A-G-G-O-T

>>582937126
> ham on my dick
kek

>>582944230
Upscale neighborhood? House requires two heating and cooling units, in ground pool and hot tub?

>>582944093
Never got that either. If I can home to a roommate doing that I'd be pissed. Who the fuck is that inconsiderate and oblivious?

>>582944491
If I guessed all of this then you live in Ohio near the Michigan border.

>>582944287
most people here ARE actually adults. it's kind of pathetic when you think about it.

>>582944287
the two stories I replied, one is married, one is 23

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>>582944491
>>582944547

op post pics of sister

I've personally never been caught masturbating. But I did catch someone once.

>Summer movie making lessons
>Class of around 15 people
>We always film on a theatre stage
>Backstage is usually empty, we're usually at the audience chairs
>A dude is acting for the camera
>Get in the backstage to get myself ready
>Suddenly I hear panting
>Think someone nearby is hurt or ill, i dont fucking know it was weird
>Lights are out, so it's pitch black. Kinda spooky actually
>My eyes start to adjust better now that I'm trying to look at what the fuck is going on
>See two girls about 5 feet from me
>One of them has the skirt on her ankles
>The other is just in front of her, with what I assume were earbuds because how can no one hear that
>Girl behind her is looking INTENSILY at her ass
>Notice she is wearing a micro skirt that was lifted a little bit
>Girl at the back notices me and recomposes herself as if absolutely nothing happened
>Few moments later the girl at the front adjusts her skirt

>Realize she probably asked for a quick shlick
>Complied

To this day I am not sure what to make of it.

>>582944724

Oh shit you do know him.

Cough it up, we need to see the sister. Bet they both got FB's.

>>582944886
Post a pic of just her eye.

>>582944984
Im not posting anything, I dont believe you know me.

>>582945096
Shit this is way better than a movie

>>582945096
All of what I asked was false then?

Inb4 dueling posters are the same person...

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>>582945096

He's got you dude. Just give it up. No need in making this harder than it needs to be.

>>582945275
Post a pic bro. For the greater good.

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>>582945275

Some of it may be correct but I've been on here long enough to know a troll and I think you are just trolling.

the chances of you knowing me is slim to none so im not even worried do your worst

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>>582945354

.....shameful

>age 15
>go home
>only me and sister
>go to room (NO LOCK YET)
>shut door, put a shitload of towels and clothes in front of the door so she cant walk in and catch me jacking it
>put porn on the computer with headphones
>go to fucking town
>90% to orgasm
>window slides open
>ALTF4 THAT SHIT
>put dick in pants immediately, angled downward
>friction of dickhead on khakis brings 90%->100%
>sister enters room
>she begins talking just as i begin ejaculating
>she wants to smoke weed with me
>my sister watching me cum just makes me cum more.
>I cant get up, there's like a cup of cum in my pants
>she notices my pants have a wet spot
>explosively laughs
>doesnt tell mom or dad THANK GOD
>still sometimes calls me "hot shot" in front of her friends.

>>582945547
You have a slender build, short hair, dark eyes and hair as well?

I will grab a picture of said sister.

>>582945547
>>582945275
>do your worst
Post his fb. Lets go.

Posting once again in what now appears to be an epic bread.

>>582945765
>>582945782
Aaawwww shit it's about to go down

>>582945765
post it if he doesn't show the eye

>>582945547
Is your name Jake? That's a simple question that is impossible to guess or near so.

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>>582945950
hey anon, give me some popcorn you fucking jew

> Jerking it to some shitty Monroe vid
> Shitty door lock
> Sister walks in
> Alt + f4 while hiding my dick under my blanket staring at a blank computer screen
> She just walks out without a word
She knew

>>582945765

Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt.

No, seriously, post that shit. Wanna see what he jacked it to.

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>>582946129
I don't seem to have any watermelon flavored seasoning so you'll have to make due with what I've got.

>>582945976
This guy has a good point.

I'm postponing my evening bate for this. Let's make it good. Post the sis

>>582945736
I like that. Should of asked her to clean it up for you.

>>582946254
Yeah, she knew.

>>582946454
Mmm white cheddar

>>582946052
No, who is this?

Why would you keep asking if your so sure. I literally don't even believe you.

I fucking dare you, if you actually post either of this ill just delete thread

>>582942087
he just said he is at least 23

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>>582937859

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While we're waiting, how was everyone's day? Good?

Also, have some thick legged bitches.

>>582944468
that sucks mang.

i mean life's a blessing, and daughters are awesome, but... =\ trapped no fun

>>582946487
start new thread!

>>582946052
Post the pic. I work in 5 hours, gotta get some sleep.

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>>582946487
Do it, i bet this is OP rite nao

>>582938290
>>582946893
Fuck you for your logic. This case is busted. Back to fapping

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>>582947085
Its not OP im OP

this kid tried to troll and didnt know when to pull out.

he is full of shit

>>582946893
pic related

>>582945736
literally best possible outcome (almost)

>>582947070
This

>>582946973
Pretty good. Work went by fast. Got some nice gainz in DA:I. Still waiting on some blow though.
How bout yourself?

>>582946861

>implying every nigga in here ain't ready to screencap it the second it comes up.
>implying the dude won't just start his own thread

Set back and relax folks. Shits getting real.

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>>582946861
Is this you when you were young?

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