Is /b/ ready to go on a magical adventure? Pick your.. >Name

>>582928823
lulu
staff
spells nigga
I am a bad ass

>>582929305
Alright I can work with that.

>>582929645
alright lets get some fags in here

>>582928823

Name: Rohan Thundercock
Primary weapon: My thundercock (it's a cock imbued with thunder)
Power: Speed of thunder / sound (330m/s)
Misc: Thundercock grows in power with each soul it harvests

>>582928823
>Jawar
>axe
>extreme fits or rag
>have a nice horse

>

>>582928823
>Jim the Useless Stoner
>want that can also be used as a pipe
>plant and fire magic
>pretty useless but can conjure up some pretty dank weed

>>582929770
Alright fucking top keked, you're in.

>>582929867
also my magic power increase while high

>>582928823

>Genie
>Magic generated from lamp
>Granting wishes
>Genie who tricked an unwitting master to unleash him. Now travels the world granting wishes with unexpected results

>>582928823
Micheal Brown
gun
can steal someone's bike
Nigger

>Gambino
>Sick Rap Flow that punch people in their face
>tentacles that grow out of my back
>I only wear flower shorts and white v-necks

>>582929857
>>582929867
>>582929770
>>582929305
>>582930431


Alright the rules are you can only control what your character does in the environment. Furthermore you should always put your characters name before action.
Alright the setting is this:
A party in a strange tavern with strange people left you all undeniably intoxicated. For some reason you awaken in a large, concrete box with one another. There's a long, long hallway where audible screams can be heard. What do you do /b/ros?

Sir bongo the brave
Sword of bravery
Team courage buff
Is black and has an extra chromosome

>>582930524
>lulu
Fucking teleport over their if i can't just run over their.

>>582930524
>jawar
look for an exit i have to piss

>>582930524
conjure up some weed and smoke it in my pipe to cure my hangover

>harkonnen
>cutlass
>persuasion
>i am a fucking pirate

>LORD CONCRETE, COMMANDER OF THE GAY NAZI JEWISH WHALES
>SIZE
>ABILITY TO FURTHER INCREASE SIZE
>COMMANDS ALL CONCRETE WHALES

>>582930524
>Rohan Thundercock
run at the speed of thunder to the end of the hallway

>>582930812
fuck forget to put my name
>jim the useless stoner

>>582928823
>Darren Wilson
>Firearms (starting with pistol)
>Extremely effective vs dark and evil creatures
> Cant be scared

>>582928823
Raziel
Soul Reaver (fucking ghost souls-sucking sword that cones out of hand a la lightsaber)
power: plane shifting

>>582930805
You find that your body can't pass through the inter dimensional rift. Something is blocking your magic's channel length.
>>582930809
You piss in a corner
>>582930812
Your hangover is cured and your weed abilities give you power and courage.
>>582930961
Your thunder cock bangs against the stone walls at the speed of light creating major ripple effects throughout the hall. Your friends follow you in your silliness.
>>582931135
>>582930853
>>582930831
Joined

>>582931726
As you come to the end of the hallway you are all stopped by a deep drop that leads into darkness. What do?

>>582931726
alright run over their carefully.
>lulu

>>582931135

>Can't be scared
>Talking about a guy whose very own words state he is a pussy

>>582931926
>Rohan Thundercock
stare into Jim's bloodshot eyes as i jerk my thundercock, ejaculating a large rumble that echoes down the drop, calculating how far down it is

>>582931926
>jawar
have the stoner with the lighter lead the way

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>>582928823
Belethor
My marketing goods!
These amazing prices you cant beat, not in solitude for damn sure!
I have nice clothing
I sell furniture
THAT ASSHOLE PC GUY COMES IN AN SELLS ME FUCKING HELMS AND SHIT AND DRAGON FUCKING BONES LIKE DA FUQ MAN?!
Pic Related

>>582931926
>Jim the Useless Stoner
conjure some vines to climb down the hole that turn out to be poison ivy

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>Dan
>pic related
>Detect Life (Like from skyrim)
>Spidey Senses regarding Danger

>Barack Obama
>Extreme blackness kills any non-black creatures
>Ability to brainwash 300,000,000 people at a time
>Can nuke Russia at will

>>582932397
The lightning blast reveals that the hole isn't that deep but still can be a dangerous fall
>>582932450
The lighter illuminates your path
>>582932473
Your hands take 1 damage
>What do the others do?

>>582933062
follow the stoner
>lulu

>>582932491
>>582932508
>>582932452
You're in.

>>582933062
Fine I didn't want to join anyways, dickhead.

>>582933720
I said you're in. lol :/

>>582933062
>Rohan Thundercock
slide backwards down the hole and use my speed to run against the wall, countering the velocity and safely decending

>Barack Obama
Mindlessly jump into hole

>>582933062
>Jim the Useless Stoner
create a small torch fire and the end of my wand to illuminate my surroundings

Name darkfang
Weapon /crystal sword
power /shapeshifting
misc /favorite form is wolf. Can only shift by calling people faggots.

>Name: Nigger
>Weapon blast it with piss
>Power Wizard level 30
>Must rape any white woman seen

>>582933692
You proceed to follow the stoner down the vine
>>582934347
You land safely and wait for the others
>>582934631
The room glows a very low red as you find out that there is more stone walls
>>582934412
You shatter both of your legs. Fall damage has revealed your magical disguise revealing that you are actually George Zimmerman. You give out a battle cry to the heroes, "YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE FLIM FLAM ZIM ZAM!" then you proceed to eat your own feces and die.
>>582934651
You're in
The screams get louder as you can now hear audible booming noises at the very very end of the room. You proceed to drop in to a gang of cultists about sacrifice a damsel in distress whom is bleeding severely. What do you do guys?

>>582930524
>Gambino
Follow closely in the middle of the group.

>>582935548
summon a huge Minotaur to follow me.

>>582935548
>Jim the Useless Stoner
conjure up some coca leaves and offer them to rohan

>>582936181
>lulu

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>>582928823
>man
>rape
>call feminist
>rape everyone

>>582936181
Minotaur roars a mighty roar, "What is your command?"
>>582936437
Does Rohan accept?

>George Zimmerman/Obama
>Become resurrected by smell of coco leaves
>nukes Russia while waiting for Rohan

>>582936574
>Rohan
Rohan accepts and proceeds to shove said coca into thundercock, absorbing it's power

Shit I gotta go, Rohan take my place.

>>582936574
Go find an enemy (non player) to kill and bring me to loot
>lulu

>>582936574
rant to my companions about how jimi hendrix was the greatest guitar player of all time

(I'll be back soon)
>>582937286
Fucking Minotaur smashes the ground releasing seismic waves that knock all of the cultists on their asses.
>What does this opener do for the others?

>>582937402
what is most overrated guitarist ever.

>>582937402
>Jim the Useless Stoner

>>582937249
>Rohan
Rohan Thundercock's autism sparks like Jim's lighter, spaghetti jetting out of every orifice and draining Rohan's lifeforce. Rohan slowly dies, as his body deteriorates he lets out one final speech:
"You can't sunder... the thunder..."

(I gotta go too, will return though)

Tim the tweaker joining in.
Weapon: my pipe and blow torch
Power: dat crystal
My first action is to ask Jim if he wants to add a little "magic" to his next bowl

>>582937823
>Jim the Useless Stoner
cast a fireball at the cultists

>>582938771
C'mon Jim, just a little sprinkle. That's all.

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>>582938771
You will love it trust me

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>Shulok
>Male
>Large, heavy, thick, not so sharp great-sword made more for crushing than crushing and an over sized solid steel tower shield.
>Able to swing my massive sword with superhuman force, shield is so thick it blocks any attack (except magical). Immense stamina

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I'd say I'm easily a solid 7.5.

>>582937823
bumb

Keep bumpin I gotta finnish this show.

>>582937823
bumping to keep the thread alive

>>582937823
>Rohan Thundercock
Thunder can be heard in the distance, making the damsel gushing wet, leaving a large puddle.
"YOU CANT SUNDER THE THUNDER"
Thunder strikes the puddle, zapping all of the cultists and revealing Rohan in the centre of the room with sunglasses on and arms folded.

oh god, come back op, the thread is on the backend of page 10

>>582941175
Fúćk

>>582941665
how long is this show?

I'll be there just like 10 more minutes! Here I'll enlighten you.
>>582938771
Your fire ball hits one cultist but the others begin to turn on your party
>>582938382
The thunder could never be sundered
>>582943727
Your Minotaur takes on most of the cultists dealing heavy amounts of damage. However the Cultists see him as the main threat and begin to slowly over power him. He dies of small stab wounds.
What do?>>582939784
You're in guy, what do you wanna do?

>>582944280
Guess it's to late to heal him. Try a lighting strike spell
>lulu

>>582944280
>Jim the Useless Stoner
conjure up some dank ass weed and smoke that shit and cast a powered up fireball at the cultists

>>582944867
Fireballs go in all directions. With each kill that you gain you see in your own vision spastic retards screaming and flashing colors and dubstep.
>>582944704
The Lightning spell volleys off of the cultists and electricute a hand full of them.
They decide to summon heavily armored demon, quickly. What do you do?

>>582945705
>Rohan
Concentrate the thundercock's energy into a small beam, and use it to cut the armour off the demon

bamp

>>582945705
Cast a shield spell for me and Rohan
>lulu

>>582945705
>Jim the Useless Stoner
conjure enough weed to fill half the room light it on fire to get the cultists and demon high

Sir poop , the turd
Bare hands
Makes other ppl shit themselves
Likes to play with his pet cactus

Jaxerian ducanin (undead)
Echanted samurai sword
Dark matter
Only thing he can eat is Magic

>>582945872
The demons armor is melted off but he quickly recovers and charges you being the main threat to him
>>582946128
(Good move) AS the demon charges Rohan the shield protects him from the impact
>>582946397
The demon starts to wail on rohan but slowly starts to cease his blows when the weed hits him
The cultists are coughing and everyone is high. What happens next to the demon?
>I'm back btw

>>582946752
A wall opens up at the side of the room revealing that the heroes are underground. Jaxerian stands at the door and offers to help them escape in the commotion.
>Do you accept?

>>582948115
I use a ice spell on his legs to keep him stuck
>lulu

>>582948315
>Jim the Useless Stoner
grab the girl and accept help from Jaxerian

>>582948315
>Rohan
"LETS ZIP THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
yes i accept

>>582948454
Ice spell freezes his legs solid but he seems to be confused as to where he is
>>582948652
Help is excepted
(I'm guessing Rohan would shoot a lightning bolt out of his dick or something and accept too)

>Lou
>My penis, which can flare in size, lengthen, bend in any angle, and cut through flesh and bone
>See: weapon. Spin my cock so fast I can fly.
>Kissless virgin

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Gaylord d. Tickledicks pic is character.
Weapon: a phalliic mace
Clothes: Casmetr, all of it and lipstick
Power penetrate
Misc I have a trusty pink fleshlight

>>582928823
>Edgardo
>Fists, Sweat
>Raw Spirit Punch
>Never wears shirts

The party escapes with their lives and blazed out their minds. You are in a dark forest with black brush and the only thing lighting your path is Rohan's cock.
Meanwhile off in the distance you can see a huge purple beacon of light radiating up north. You think it may be a way home so you decide to inspect it.
When you get to the beacon you feel a cold presence from behind you. There are three-
>>582949327
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YOU'RE IN. EDGARDO IS IN
-there are three stone tablets with some kind of pentagramic figures on them as listed-
>One appears to be a Dragon
>One is a horned figure of some kind
>One looks in the shape of a dick.
You think this may be the way home so what do you decide to do with the tablets?

>>582948791
Summon a giant to fight the demon
€lulu

>>582949772
That battle is over you won and escaped.

>>582949759
>Rohan Thundercock
"I got dis boiz"
Slide thundercock gracefully into the dick-shaped tablet, powering it

>>582950431
[/spoiler] what if there isn't a hole in the tablet [spoiler]

Jaxarian
It was a trap the place they escaped to was the forest of illusions

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>>582950431
OH NO ROHAN YOU SUMMONED A COCK MONSTER! PREPARE FOR BATTLE WHAT DO YOU DO?

>Edgardo
Punch it in the balls immediately.

>>582951394
>Rohan
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" (Taunting it)
Rip the tablet out of the ground with thundercock's strength and use it as a shield while Edgardo decimates it's balls

>>582951565
The cock monster sees this as a threat and charges himself with Rohan's energy and spews cum all over the party. You're Raw Spirit punch does do damage to it. It heaves in pain.
>>582951938
The tablet disolves into thin air.

(Waiting for Jax and lulu)

>>582952167
use a fire spell to cauterize the tip of the dick shut

>>582952609
>Jim the Useless Stoner

>>582952609
The fire spell cauterizes the hole only slightly. The idea didn't work out as intended and the tip is now a bubbly grease spewing out cum loads and lightning. The beast roars in pain and releases a flurry of jizz. (It's fucking gross) And attempts to electricute you. What do you do before he can charge up energy?

>Edgardo
Run back as far as I can from it, take a manly defensive stance and rely on my sweat to protect me from the beast's weeaboo electricity build.

>>582953127
conjure up an acre of weed and burn it as a sacrifice to the weed gods snoop dogg, willy nelson, and bob marley and ask for their divine intervention

>>582953127
>Rohan Thundercock
Prepare all the might thundercock can muster, electricity jolts off at random critters in the process, harvesting their souls and increasing the power (my ability)
"IF WE BOTH DISCHARGE AT THE SAME TIME WE WILL STALEMATE"
(Imagine harry potter vs voldemort when they duel)

>>582953790
>Jim the Useless Stoner

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>>582953841
Pic for reference

>>582953841
>Edgardo
"You fool! He's got the mods on his side! You'll never match his power, not without the blessings of Haven!"

>Snoop 'Lor' Weed
>Ghetto Blaster Sword
>Stoner:I can smoke weed to gain HP
Get on my livel NigNuts

>>582953127
>Jaxarian
Cast orb of dark matter on cock monster in and try to stun

>>582954151
>Rohan Thundercock
"THE TABLETS.... THEY HOLD THE POWER... SUMMON HIS BLESSING!"

>>582954510
>Edgardo
[i already moved this turn lol]

>>582953841
The Cock monster replies with a massive beam of energy of his own which matches yours. You are stuck in a stalemate but slowly your powers start to fail you as his energy gets closer to you
>>582954151
I the DM come down from the heavens...
"He has something better than the spirit well..."
>>582953790
Me, Snoop Dogg, willy Nelson, and Bob Marley enchant Rohan's cock with magical 420 energy.
>>582953841
Your eyes fill up with super energy as your cock shoots forth a pure cannon green energy, the cock monster increases his beam to try and match yours but Jax intervenes and summons dark magic to slow the creatures attack down.
Your beam gets even stronger as it starts to overwhelm the creature. It lets out one last unholy roar before being disintegrated to a pile of ash.
>Our heroes look upon the pile of ash
>Slowly it swirls around and creates a portal
Do you take the portal?

Fukaho
Ma Dik
I sperm on you
I fuked yo grama

>>582954976
>Rohan Thundercock
Stare in awe at what just happened
Thundercock becomes sentient and launches into the portal, dragging me behind

>>582954976
>Jim the Useless Stoner
take the portal

>>582954976
Jax
Stick my head through the portal to see whats at the other side...

>Edgardo
Say "Banzai" in an average-volume talking voice, and calmly walk into the portal, following my glorious companions.

>>582955493
Then i get pulled in

name : Ducky
weapon: staff
power: can summon ducks

Your party wakes up in the light of a structure. Is this a castle? It seems to be some sort of elegant summoning room.
People back away from you. This is the same place you were partying. They drugged you to use you for some kind of a ritual. Better yet, you notice that they are wearing the same robes as the cultists. They huddle around you ready to attack and people start running away screaming. But a harsh voice makes the cultists back.
A old, armor wearing cultist steps forward. "I see you've made it out of my labyrinth. You were supposed to become sacrifices." He scolds.
Naturally you all ready your weapons and he scoffs, "Fools! It is too late! The sacrifice has not been completed! And now he will be coming to-
A massive, black slimy hand violently reaches out and crushes the cult leader. The other guards make an attempt to flee but the arm grows massive black tendrils that coil around them.
Your party decides to get the fuck out of there.
Looking back at the castle only a distance away from it you can see a massive horrid demonic creature emerge from the stone. It roars as it sucks the visible souls out of every cultist in that building.
Heroes will have to take a stand. What do you do?

>jiggy dooderpan
>venomous snails
>riotous fergosonics (summons angry niggers and hipster white people, but only for the most ridiculous reasons, cannot control)
>recovering crackhead jawa

>>582928823
A bit late to the party, but can they meet me at some point?

>Sir Elmont Ezeir of Parsa
>The Arkblade & The Halberd of Parsa
>Undying light: the power of the divine light shines within you as an eternal sun. You shall cross the oblivion with your will unbroken.
>leather satchel full of trinkets and what not, worn cloak, rustic iron armor, battered shield, pretty sick beard

>Edgardo
"Jim, conjure me up some dank. I'm gonna need some serious spirit if I'm gonna be able to do anything to that abomination."

>>582957370
So like a paladin type character I'm guessing? I like that idea and it fits perfectly into the story line.
Very well.
Sir Elmont comes down from the heavens and breaks the earth beneath him. You join the party in able to slay the demon God.

>>582956741
>Rohan Thundercock
Use the last of my thundercock powers to charge each party member with electricity that they can use at any time but only once.
"A parting gift"
Charge at the speed of light into the black demon, only to disappear into it's darkness

(I got to go to college now, sorry guys, it's been fucking great. Best of luck killing this raid boss. this isn't the last you'll see of Rohan Thunderfuck)
P.S. Leaving this on auto update so I can see the results when I get home

>>582957780
Wait before you leave I'm archiving this.

>>582956741
>Jim the Useless Stoner
conjure up some magic mushrooms and eat them

>>582957976
Excellent

>>582958097
http://4archive.org/b/thread/582928823

>>582957606
>Jim the Useless Stoner
also conjure up the dankest of dank for edgardo

>>582958173
Thanks dude, have fun all of you!

>>582956741
>Sir Elmont

I charge with my halberd only to have it be knocked out of my hands and on my ass. The demon attempts to crush me
>Undying light activates
Demon cannot touch me because of the holy radiance
Draw Arkblade, slice the fucker's knee caps

>>582958203
>Edgardo
"Thank you." [eat it. god be with me]
>>582958335
Following Elmont's kneecap slice, I jump as high as I can and put all I can into a Spirit-imbued Shoryuken into whatever I can hit. [which is likely to not be anything vital. the dank was jank]

>>582957780
Rohan sacrifices himself to create a massive explosion that nearly destroys the creature. It seems to be in awful pain as Elmont breaks it's kneecaps at the same time. It oozes black blood that grows tendrils.
>>582958335
You hear the demon tempt you, "You are stronger than your allies. Give up, and I'll grant you a swift death."
>>582958062
Magic mushrooms give you super sayain powers and you have super awesome blond hair.
>>582957606
>>582958062
You see Rohan and recognize his courage
>>582957780
>>582957606
Rohan's magical dick flies into the air and you weild it in your left hand like a sword. In your right hand you accept the dank and get a raw spirit boost 9000 times great.
>asking what Jaxdoes.jpg
Do you attack?

>>582958679
>Sir Elmont

demon begins to stagger from the Shoryuken attack
Impale Arkblade into demon's lower chest.
The surrounding skin begins to boil and disintegrate, exposing the heart

>>582958967
>Edgardo
Attach the Thundercock to my forehead and attempt to force the crippled demon to fellate it, while throwing gut punches.

>>582958967
>Jim the Useless Stoner
use my new mushroom powers to give the demon vivid hallucinations of edgardo's foreheadthunderdick being a delicious hotdog

>>582959739
[i love you]

>>582958967
>Sir Elmont

"The light chose me not for my strength, it only chose me because I believe in a world free of darkness"

>>582959380
"NOW EDGARDO"

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>Jake the Cocktheif
>Steel Fedora
>Blackhole orfices (capable of sucking in infinite cocks)
>"Cum on pictures of my sister"

>>582928823
Bingefoot
Footmouth disease
Murder by aids
Im a fucking cow, bitch

Name: Dildo Faggins
Primary Weapon: Shit encrusted middle finger from finger fucking your moms fart box.
Power: Can persuade anyone and anything to let me finger fuck their asshole.
Misc: Have hairy fucking feet.

>>582959327
>>582959896
It's heart recoils with vicious black tendrils that lash out you and the demon laughs, "GO HEAD, KILL ME, I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE."
>>582959380
Edgaro's spirit punches bombard the titanic creature. Ever so quickly does he try to lash out at you with his arms or tentacles. His heart is a clear shot
>>582959739
"These hallucinations of carnage drift me to slumber like a lullaby. You know not what true strength is, mortals."
>.
Just as Edgardo is about to release Rohan's mighty cock the creature lashes out at everyone and knocks sends them flying.
"WITNESS TRUE POWER."
His black skin and tendrils start to fuse together to create an armor. A wad of pure black energy creates an unholy aura around him and is ready to explode into a supernova of darkness. What will you do to protect yourself?

>>582928823
Corwyn
Soul sucking rapier
The ability to walk through shadows like doorways
A coffin of misc weaponry.

>>582960807
A little late in the story.

>>582960618
>Sir Elmont

Undying Light
use Arkblade as a wedge to split the darkness (very thin though, would probably save myself and one other)

>>582960618
>Edgardo
Yell at the demon about how my soul is untouchable by darkness, and that it is a pinpoint of justice that will slowly root out all evil in the universe.
Strike a manly pose with my chest puffed up.

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>>582928823

RealiztNigga
Automatic Grenade Launcher
Nigga Powers
Weed

Throw me in as a side character and kill me off when I say don't shoot.

>>582960618
>Jim the Useless Stoner
encase my self and edgardo in a shell of the densest of nuggz

>>582961318
Your allies are behind you as the your Arkblade protects you from the wave of cold dark energy.
>>582961562
Rohan's dick glows like a magical unicorn horn and you can feel super power coarse through your veins. FINNISH HIM.
>>582959739
Still there?

>>582962061
They discover jax sword in a pile of ash
.jax has died

>>582962061
yea, just made some food so was a bit late to responding

>>582962394
Ah okay sorry. Continue.

>>582960618
just lurking from far far far away

Venom the poisonous
none
Healing touch
some dank herbs

>>582962061
>Edgardo
Battle cry [BANZAI!]
Channel all my spirit into the magical forehead thundercock, and headbutt into the heart of the vile beast

>>582962061
>Sir Elmont

"I can feel even the divine energy within Arkblade quivering. We must end this now."

>>582962007
"Jim, I think you know the answer"

>>582930242
THIS

>>582962602
Edgardo's force breaks open the skull of the giant monster revealing a shining bright light. It's about to die! Keep hitting it!
>>582962607
FINNISH IT!

>>582962061
>>582962602
>Jim the Useless Stoner
after edgardo's attack encase me and my companions in a shell of the densest of nuggz to shield them from the impending release of energy

>>582962885
>Edgardo
On a knee, breathing heavily.
"Elmont, I've exhausted my powers. Strike true, my companion!"
Hand elmont the glorious thundercock.

>>582962906
use nugg shell to ram the beast also

>>582962885
>Sir Elmont

I charge at the demon scraping the Halberd of Parsa off the ground. I leap into the air and bring the halberd down upon its head. I land on the crown of it's scull, channeling the energy of Undying light into Arkblade as it begins to glow with a blinding light.

".....Go back to the shadows, abomination"

drive Arkblade into the core.

>>582963494
>edgardo is left hanging with the thundercock in hand

>>582928823
>Fagatron5000
>sledgehammer
>9001
>twenty dildos

>>582963378
>Sir Elmont

Shoves thundercock in the demon's mouth so he dies sucking a penis

>>582963494
The demon starts to dissolve into pure nothingness. It's face is in defeat as it tells the heroes. "I will lurk in your hearts until the end of time.. For man... Is... Mine..."
A shock wave of energy evaporates in a quarter mile. You are all knocked unconscious.

....

You awaken in the morning with your D&D party and have a very heavy hangover. You all come to the conclusion... That you should do that again sometime.

This was an awesome time guys, I hope you had fun. I might make a greentext or two in the morning.

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>>582964292
>>582963951

>>582964292
this was quite fun, i had great time, but now it is time for bed, thank god i have a day off tomorrow

>>582928823
Kargus Halmost
Two handed Templar Sword
Agility and Strength
"I do not fear darkness as i am the one who harvests souls"

>>582964292
>>582964429
>>582963478


>Sir Elmont

"May the divines shine upon your future, walk in the light, my friends."

night guys, saving this thread. shit was fun.

It was a good run guys, Gnight.