HOLY FUCK, I just realized
It's called "Aleve" because it's supposed to ALLEVIATE your pain, oh my god how many years has this gone right under my nose what the fuck man goddamn.
christ op i genuinely hope you're joking
And you know why ibuprofen is called motrin, op? Because I motrined your mom
>>582923003
No dude, I never realized it until 30 seconds ago.
It's like that whole "Ajax: Stronger than Grease" thing all over again goddamn.
Don't worry OP your not alone I had the same realization about the Kay jewelers commercial
go back to tumblr faggot
>>582922546
bump for Zooey
>>582923353
w-what kay jewelers commercial?
that kisses start with k?
I think I was 15 when I realized it was an eagle on the side of a mailbox. I always thought it was a fucked up hand.
>>582922546
It took me decades to realize that "Sunkist" meant "kissed by the sun." Of course, I'd never thought about it until it suddenly dawned on my, but still.
oh fuck
Did you just learn english this year?
Yup. Just like how Vicodin is similar to Viking beause its strong like viking, has red hair, and sails the ocean
They call it a decade because it's 10 years of decay.
>>582923742
Shit dude, similar thing here. I thought it was some kind of weird arrow.
Took me a long time as a wee lad to understand the handicapped guy. Thought it meant the place had a toilet, and you could only park there to use the toilet
>>582924121
Chuckled heartily
>>582923229
>I never realized it until 30 seconds ago.
you posted the thread a few minutes ago tho
>>582924808
l2hyperbole, you pedant
>>582923229
>Ajax
>stronger than grease
It was so obvious, how didn't I notice this??
Just like I went years not realizing
Palmolive was Palm and Olive.
Does this mean rolaids are good for hiv?
>>582925156
Did you know there is an arrow in the fedex logo?
Right between the E and the X
A couple weeks ago I realized Ash KATCH-EM's name. And a couple months before that I realized ALPHA-BET(A), as in the first two letters of the Greek alphabet. I'm actually being completely serious, I'm extremely slow at these.
How about how the company Staples is meant to be an office supply store. It has staples, for staplers, but staples also means 'commodities in demand'...like pens, paper, etc
>>582925739
mind fucking blown
>>582925865
mind fucking blown
>>582924808
he's dyslexic and reads the threads backwards and sideways
>>582925739
Go away kyle
>>582924121
vicodin is weak shit...
"Saturday" has the word "turd" in it.
>>582926495
My name isn't Kyle
By the way, did everyone know that 'Torchwood' is a perfect anagram of 'Doctor Who'
amazon's logo is a smile
but it also points from the a to the z
as in, they've got everything from a to z
ITT Candidates for the purge
>BB Guns
BB = Ball Bearing
>an 1/8th or "Slice"
1 slice of a large pie = 1/8 the pie
the g in the goodwill logo is the same as the smiley face
>>582926739
still has potential to kill a little bitch like you with no tolerance while alpha male's like me slam a gram of pure every day
>>582922546
How old are you, OP?
sun in sunday. moon in monday. Tiu (Tyr, Ares, Mars) in tuesday. Odin (wodan) in wednesday. Thor in thrusday. Freya in friday. Saturn in saturday
Janus in january.Februa in february. Mars in march. Aphrodite in april. Maia in may. juno in June. Caesar (Julius) in july. Ceasar (Augustus) in august ~~ordinal numbers~~ the numeral prefixes in the rest (septe, octo, nove, deca).
eveian spelled backwards is naieve
>>582925739
>>582927536
22, m8
>>582927469
the old Milwaukee brewers logo is a baseball glove, but it's actually made up of the letters "m" and "b"
y'know, for Milwaukee and brewers
>>582927469
unreal
>>582925418
He was stronger than grease/Greece, but not his own spear
He truly was an hero
>>582924262
this is not actually true
>>582927657
the Atlanta falcons logo is a falcon
but it's also a letter F
>>582923742
Same, hand...Don't remember when I realized it, but thought it was a hand too...
Fucking tard
>>582922546
are you retarded?
>never go full retard
I just realized Cheap Trick named themelves after sluts
forgive me for my poor english, not native here
two days ago I was thinking about a dream I had
for some reason started to think about the english word "fun"
it struck me that "funny" comes from "fun"
what a revelation man
feelsgoodman
pic unrelated I don't know what to post
blew a friend's mind once when i told him screamo comes from scream + emo, like, emo with shouting.
>hfw
the baskin robbins logo has the number 31 in the middle, for 31 flavors
>>582922546
she looks like she is zoned out on opiates.
>>582925739
did you know that fedex stands for Federal Express, and the logo has an extra "express"
>>582928224
if you look between the K and the I in the Hershey's kisses logo, you'll see... a Hershey's kiss
>>582927469
>>582925739
I kind of hate you two right now.. I'm never going to look at these logos the same ways again.
Fffffffuck.
>>582928171
dude whoa.......
>>582928369
Like an ATM machine or a PIN number?
The Commonwealth Bank logo is meant to symbolise the Southern Cross, but the creator is a fucking idiot and no one ever notices it as the southern cross.
>>582928379
the tour de france logo has a guy riding a bicycle in it
the "our" and the extra yellow circle
>>582928369
>>582922546
well you know what they say
realize real eyes real lies
>>582923229
>Ajax: Stronger than Grease
wtf is that supposed to mean? other than the grease cleaning part.
>>582922546
That "G" at the beginning of Disney? Yeah it's actually just a fucked up "D".
True story! That's why its not called "Gisney"!
>>582928745
>Ajax
Fucking learn some shit dude, seriously.
>>582928745
Ajax is a Trojan god or warrior who conquered Greece or something
stronger than grease / stronger than Greece
>>582928526
explain
>>582928745
ajax defeated achilles of greece. he's tronger than "greece"
>>582928745
Ajax was an ancient Greek hero who was renowned for being stronger than anyone else in Greece. Ajax was "Stronger than Greece".
>>582922546
I just realized cigarettes are called fags because theyre long, skinny, and white, probably just like you OP
The sugar on Frosties is Ice.
Teletubbies are called that because they have TV:s on their bellies.
>>582923190
So how is middle school going for yah?
>>582929001
>Ajax
>Defeated Achilles
ISHYGDTT
>>582929014
NIGGER
>>582929040
cigars are fags i think
>>582923742
>itt illuminutti get BTFO
>>582928713
>realize real eyes real lies
Kinda mixed that up there.
Real eyes realize real lies.
>>582928482
So do you think "CIA agent" makes sense? Or should they just be called "CI agents"?
>>582929053
by that logic, why arent they 'Telebellies'?
>>582928901
My school didn't teach greek fairy tales.
Johnson&Johnson was found guilty of illegal activity, bribes etc.. And the company slogan is "A family company"
>>582928369
How deep does this go?
Illuminati confirmed?
>>582928992
The southern cross is a constellation in the southern hemisphere made up of 5 stars in the pattern of picture related (it is on the Australian and New Zealand flag as well) each corner on the Commonwealth Bank logo is meant to be a star...
>>582928620
in the vaio logo, the VA represents an analogue wave and the IO represents digital
>>582925739
>He doesn't know there's a spoon between the e and d
>>582929426
Because they are Tubby
>>582929601
the mountain in the toblerone logo has a dancing bear in it
...but nobody knows why
>>582929438
If you think everything you know should come from school, you're a bigger retard than I first thought.
>>582929528
>>582929601
Didn't know that one, sweet
>>582929256
>cigars are fags i think
...because they're brown, thick, and rolled on thighs of virgins?
>>582924618
> top kek
>>582929730
Looks more like some kind of fat horse/bear hybrid.
>>582929908
from eating all that chocolate no doubt
>>582929438
Your school sucked
>>582929401
LCD display
PDF format
AC current
ICBM missile
UPC code
OCD Disorder killing anyone yet?
>>582929730
the northwest airlines logo is a mashup of an N and a W
but enclosed in a circle it also represents a compass... pointing northwest
OK, i can't be bothered reading this shitty thread but for the record, Ajax was a GREEK GOD. He fought with the Greeks AGAINST Hector and the Trojans. And he ended up committing suicide after the war. So this 'stronger than greece' thing is bullshit.
>>582929401
That's agency though. It would make sense if it was Central Intelligence Agents. But it doesn't, so it's not.
>>582929401
>So do you think "CIA agent" makes sense? Or should they just be called "CI agents"?
Nah, because the 'A' is for "Agency," so it would be Central Intelligence Agency agent... which kind of works, but it's clumsy.
>>582930129
the T's in the middle of the tostitos logo are actually two people dipping a Tostito in the bowl of salsa that dots the i
>>582930129
Was a mashup
>>582928837
I had the same fucking scenario. Always confused that people called it Disney when it was clearly Gisney to me.
>>582928837
The last letter is a p
So Gisnep is the name.
>>582929398
Real eyes realize real lies
>>582930223
IT's not that he defeated the Greeks, it's that he was stronger than the rest of Greece, as in he was their most powerful guy.
This thread is how we got a nig nog president twice
>>582930328
the London symphony orchestra logo is "LSO" but it looks like a conductor conducting music
Roman numerals are all letters. Took me a while to realize that lol. Not sure how i didn't realize right away
>>582929730
Looks to me like a fox.
>>582922546
Want a real mindfuck?
Evian, backwards, is NAIVE!
>>582929040
Fags are anything designed to burn. A bundle of sticks is also a fag. Thus the deregatory term, gays deserve to burn.
>>582930729
You best be trolling, nigga
>>582930259
Central Intelligence Agency Agent?
Do you work for the Department of Redundancy Department?
>>582929014
Tumblrfag.
>>582930634
I'm willing to believe that.
>>582930729
>
Nobody is this stupid
>>582930017
DLC Content
>>582931018
there wouldn't be any need to use the word Department twice
>>582924121
This clears up a lot of questions I have.
>>582930974
The term used for gays comes from the witch trials, where when they would burn witches they would also burn gay people as they were against god, but rather than being tied to a steak they were just thrown in with the kindling (bundles of sticks aka faggots) so they were just thrown in with the rest of the faggots.
>>582931167
>there wouldn't be any need to use the word Department twice
That's the joke.
>>582930954
the guy called it that because he knew bottled water is a scam
>>582922546
>>582923229
>obvious redditfag detected
>>582931018
An Agent isn't an Agency, so it isn't redundant, you could have a CIA Janitor, or a CIA Secretary, not everyone in an agency is an agent.
>>582931401
>tied to a steak
>steak
>>582930017
The inconsistencies....They burn
>>582931529
when I was younger my sister would insist that my mom buy her bottled water and that's all she would drink
secretly my mom was just filling up the empty bottles with tap water
this went on for probably 6 months
my sister freaked out for days when she found out
then when she got fat and ugly she blamed my mom
>>582924618
Hey it took me along time to realize they called small children "wee lads" because they always have to go wee (pee) I know I felt dumb at the time , but wee live and learn. I hate when that happens. ....
>>582931780
Stake*
Typo's happens.
>>582931401
Did they also burn the steak?
The new Wendy's logo has the word "Mom" written in the frill around her neck
>>582928620
No he's leaning over a medicine ball while pacman shoves a fortune cookie up his keister.
>>582931996
>filling up the empty bottles with tap water
Really bad for your sister's health. The bottled water has an expiry date right? that's not for the water, it's for the bottle.
tldr your sis drank plastic a lot
>>582932306
what...
i'm trying to see it I just... what...?
>>582932275
That has malicious psychology written all over it. Mom's home cooking for lonely, rushed people
>>582932365
this was like 20 years ago before people knew plastic bottles had bad stuff in them
it was probably poison right off the shelf
we still had asbestos in our schools for insulation and lead paint on the walls
the BMW logo is actually a propeller for an airplane, as that was what the company first built before manufacturing cars.
>>582930558
OK, well that makes sense, I suppose. I was really correcting someone who posted that he was a Trojan who defeated the Greeks (...even though Greece won the war and burnt Troy to the ground)
>>582932790
sounds shitty, what country are you from?
>>582932964
aw I forgot that one
marlboro has two kkk guys pointing at their logo which latin for "I came; I saw; I conquered"
>>582933116
Canada eh
>>582933316
Kool's double O are supposed to represent handcuffs. Because getting locked up is cool.
>>582930712
the dodge logo is the female reproductive system
>>582927469
Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck this whole thread.
Normies want to know what it's like to be autistic? It's like this thread. But for everything involved in conversion. Irony, subtext, sarcasm. Fuck. ;-;
>>582933562
there's a man with an erection in the camel logo
>>582933346
oh shit, what province? Ontariofag here
>>582927834
Looks like the top left outline of an anime face.
>>582933671
what i'm sorry
>>582922546
Holy fuck dude
Master kek
>>582933714
No there isn't, that's just your faggot subconscious making shapes out of random patterns.
>>582933562
This helps condition the niggers who smoke them to the inevitability of their future.
>>582933806
Ontariofag here too
are you my roommate? is that what you're doing in there?
>>582933316
ok i see what could barely be called arrows...what does that have to do with the KKK?
>>582927057
Shit nigger
>>582934073
This is insane but my names George, lets see if thats right
>>582927469
>>582933663
there's a naked ice woman lying on top of the coca cola can
can you see the three 6s?
The UN emblem showing a globe with latitude and longitude lines outlining 33 fields, symbolizing the 33 degrees of Freemasonry.
Someone mention CIA?
Niggers can be known as Spooks. Because at night all u can see is eyes and a teeth spooking you..
It's ok man. I just realized the word Kansas in in Arkansas the other day :(
>>582934073
Evan? Keisha?
Bank of America likes to split their logo down the middle & use it so it looks like an Illerminatty pyramid.
What you thought was a nose vent was actually a frown. A mouth. All along. By design. Pic related.
>that sound? Your entire perception of life sizzling.
>>582934520
I see 669
>>582926495
Who are you?
>>582932510
>>582934695
Goddammit, I thought the same right until now...
Captcha: control hougMe
>>582935167
I see it now
thank you for that
About a year ago I realized that the words 'news' ,as in evening news, was just the plural form of the word 'new'.
>>582935340
I'm still not convinced personally
i don't want all this
>>582934695
Fuck me too
>>582925739
>>582925418
>>582922546
>>582927469
>>582927834
>>582928224
>>582932275
if you drink Evian you are naive get it?
>>582934520
yup vodofone is verizon is vox is viacom is satanic agencies
ever notice
Mnemonic circles trying to take over your mind
http://youtu.be/-xLxXLvLBow
http://youtu.be/aSGI2Rgszc8
http://youtu.be/gokgnAQoqgc
>>582935637
I'll test it in the morning right away
>>582935495
MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN MIND = FUCKING BLOWN
>>582923742
I thought it was a graphic of my mail flying through the air like some super powered ninja throwing a ninja star of important information into a designated metal receptacle.
>>582935637
>>582935340
>>582934695
Someone on Imgur actually did a full scientific experiment about this and found it to be untrue.
>>582923861
>>582925865
>>582927469
mother of god
i noticed this one day. you can make all of the letters in "toyota" out of the toyota logo
>>582935495
when I was in grade 1 I think, our teacher told us it was meant to symbolize stories from north, east, west, and south, from all over the world
but I think it was probably originally referred to as "new articles" and shortened to "news"
>>582936137
I bet it depends on the goddamn toaster.
>>582934115
it's between the lions legs
>>582936335
I thought that too. We need full-scale experimentation. Get NASA on the line.
>>582933663
No, that's a Ram you autistic shithead
>>582936137
it works, but not for the first 1-2 toasts. shit has to get some work temperature first.
>>582934445
pizza hut advertisements are designed to make you realize you're a faggot
>>582936464
Budgets too tight :( I called.
>>582936137
It may not be minutes but it is a measure of time (or some fancy toasters might deal with heat level) what it certainly isn't is a fucking degree of "toasty-ness" as the toaster has no fucking idea how cooked or uncooked the different types of bread are.
>>582928837
as a fucking kid i always thought this
Theyre called "bone thugs" because they are born thugs.
The Resident Evil 6 logo looks like a giraffe getting his dick sucked.
>>582934990
Jesus fucking Christ, anon. Between the coontrooper and this, I want to an hero
>>582934695
um nope
>>582923861
>sun
>dawned on me
This nigga think he cute
omg Krispy Kreeme's slogan is So Good You'll Suck Dick
Shell logo has hidden sunrise
This thread should be illegal
I never knew the rabbit hole went so deep
>>582937693
Mnemonic circles mind control
http://youtu.be/-xLxXLvLBow
http://youtu.be/aSGI2Rgszc8
http://youtu.be/gokgnAQoqgc
>>582937612
You retard
>>582937693
nice ID
It's "Berenstain", not Berenstein like you believe. Always was. Go ahead. Look it up. Prepare to be sick.
>>582937476
>This nigga think he cute
Nah, just coincidentally clever. Meanwhile, thanks for fixing my typo.
>>582924121
Victory + Odin
I always assumed that's what it was.
>>582937021
Wrong. It was originally B.O.N.E. Enterpri$e. Not sure what the acronym stood for though.
>>582937825
>http://youtu.be/gokgnAQoqgc
Man I don't think I can get into all that. Serious tinfoil stuff there.
>>582928418
Sauce for that .gif?
>>582938080
Wtftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftfuuuuuuuuuui
The o and x in "box" make a Jesus fish.
>>582927989
>posts picture stating OP is a retard
>proceeds to ask OP if he is a retard
>gives hindsight advice about becoming retard
You're the fucking retard, pal.
>>582930476
Totally says waly gisnep
>>582938080
fucking jews
>>582937910
Nice shitpost faggot. Contribute or GTFO. The concept is so simple I'm sure even you can grasp it.
>>582925739
This post physically fUCKING BROKE ME
>>582938482
then save it
that shit is EVERYWHERE
comedy central, espn, infowars, every newstation ever, hbo, comcast, google chrome, target, and THOUSANDS of other companies that use that intro as a background
you know how certain noises grab peoples attention automatically like a baby crying or someone saying help
well these spinning concentric circles are like that but for our mind
they grab our conscious awareness and take a hold of it very well
its the new techno modern version of the spinning hypnotist black and white swirly
>>582926879
Nice find Beavis
>>582939425
r u ok?
>>582938867
jack in the box is actuall a cube they'are satanic
the fish is just a ploy
>>582938080
I refuse to believe this
I distinctly remember Berenstein, I read most of the book when I was a kid and knew how to read/write, I know what it was
My mind has truly been blown today
>>582930017
Rip in peace /b/ro
>>582939691
weird al is a reprobate
and he is a sell out
i wouldnt listen to him if i were you
I realized that a necklace symbolizes your greatest bondage with the world of eugenics.
>>582936186
>>582939965
>with the world of eugenics.
care to explain
>>582939670
dude he became a die
call police b4 its too late
>>582937825
Bullshit, they do it because it looks cool. The only brainwashed faggots are the ones wearing tinfoil hats.
Eminem's real name is Marshall Mathers, so his initials are M & M.
Eminem.
Red and yellow star. Carl.
They're Marxists.
>>582931996
When I was little I ask mom where brown eggs where from. Crocodile, they're crocodile eggs, she answered with a straight face. Never doubted her until, idk, 5th grade. Nice joke mom thanks.
>>582939691
Weird AL, AL is the symbol for Aluminum, coincidence? ...I think not.
>>582939353
Go back to reddit you cum guzzling cheeto fingered ham fucker.
>>582940476
No way!
>>582931567
>bad
when did this "cool" thing start?
>>582935448
Bottoms up faggots
>>582939546
You're too old to be here.
Shouldn't you be complaining about millennials on your blog or something?
>>582940517
*nods* never eating there again
>>582932964
blue and white are also the colors of Bavaria, coincidence?
>>582940473
>claims it looks cool
>says that it doesn't work as an efficient technological attention getter
it certainly works on you
im serious though it was something to do with repetition and forcing our mind to get comfortable and produce certain brain states
>>582940959
You should go back there. Seriously.
>>582941028
Shut up you little shit, your little internet sandbox wouldn't exist if not for oldfags
>>582923742
I thought it was some weird bell...
Ribbons symbolize a wrap around the Fenrir archetype, or the alpha in a person. The best gets the biggest ribbon, right? The one that most makes you jealous. You can't defeat the best without praising it.
>>582941204
Go cry to lowtax you nigger, no one cares
>>582940648
Hilariously inaccurate. Never been to reddit. Never ate a Cheeto. Never been overweight. Certainly never had semen in my mouth. Nice shitpost though. Thanks for bumping.
>>582941205
I believe you.
>>582927469
WHAT THE FUCK
>>582941515
Why you delete your post? It looked ok to me.
>>582926739
fucking addict
>>582923742
i always thought it was some sort of shoe either that shoe with wings or a colonial shoe with the buckle lose
>>582941028
And you are too stupid to be here
SunnyD is a cock
>>582938647
Pretty sure its an anime horror called midori. Sauced it before
>>582941662
Please leave. Forever. Shitposting faggots are a dime-a-dozen here. Contribute or fuck off.
>>582941694
>the dr said i have really strong organs bc ive worked them out my whole life
pic related
>>582942195
Damn.
>>582925156
omfg mind blown! I got dat shit in my kitchen now thanks anon.
>>582942195
Sunny D.
If you know what I mean.
>>582934241
>meatballonafork.jpg
>>582942243
That nig clearly had a mustache!
>>582940517
Tool: "Red and Yellow came to be"
my god anon
>>582922546
How could i have been such a tard to not have noticed this!
>>582924262
I fucking love science.
it took me fucking years to realize their names are a play on frank and earnest
both synonyms for honesty
>>582942858
No, its because dec means ten. Read a book
Alfa Romeo: Templar Cross and Man being devoured by Serpent
>>582940476
Oh well no shit.