HOLY FUCK, I just realized
It's called "Aleve" because it's supposed to ALLEVIATE your pain, oh my god how many years has this gone right under my nose what the fuck man goddamn.
No dude, I never realized it until 30 seconds ago.
It's like that whole "Ajax: Stronger than Grease" thing all over again goddamn.
It took me decades to realize that "Sunkist" meant "kissed by the sun." Of course, I'd never thought about it until it suddenly dawned on my, but still.
Took me a long time as a wee lad to understand the handicapped guy. Thought it meant the place had a toilet, and you could only park there to use the toilet
Did you know there is an arrow in the fedex logo?
Right between the E and the X
A couple weeks ago I realized Ash KATCH-EM's name. And a couple months before that I realized ALPHA-BET(A), as in the first two letters of the Greek alphabet. I'm actually being completely serious, I'm extremely slow at these.
How about how the company Staples is meant to be an office supply store. It has staples, for staplers, but staples also means 'commodities in demand'...like pens, paper, etc
mind fucking blown
mind fucking blown
"Saturday" has the word "turd" in it.
the g in the goodwill logo is the same as the smiley face
How old are you, OP?
sun in sunday. moon in monday. Tiu (Tyr, Ares, Mars) in tuesday. Odin (wodan) in wednesday. Thor in thrusday. Freya in friday. Saturn in saturday
Janus in january.Februa in february. Mars in march. Aphrodite in april. Maia in may. juno in June. Caesar (Julius) in july. Ceasar (Augustus) in august ~~ordinal numbers~~ the numeral prefixes in the rest (septe, octo, nove, deca).
the Atlanta falcons logo is a falcon
but it's also a letter F
are you retarded?
>never go full retard
forgive me for my poor english, not native here
two days ago I was thinking about a dream I had
for some reason started to think about the english word "fun"
it struck me that "funny" comes from "fun"
what a revelation man
pic unrelated I don't know what to post
blew a friend's mind once when i told him screamo comes from scream + emo, like, emo with shouting.
the baskin robbins logo has the number 31 in the middle, for 31 flavors
if you look between the K and the I in the Hershey's kisses logo, you'll see... a Hershey's kiss
I kind of hate you two right now.. I'm never going to look at these logos the same ways again.
The Commonwealth Bank logo is meant to symbolise the Southern Cross, but the creator is a fucking idiot and no one ever notices it as the southern cross.
the tour de france logo has a guy riding a bicycle in it
the "our" and the extra yellow circle
That "G" at the beginning of Disney? Yeah it's actually just a fucked up "D".
True story! That's why its not called "Gisney"!
ajax defeated achilles of greece. he's tronger than "greece"
>realize real eyes real lies
Kinda mixed that up there.
Real eyes realize real lies.
by that logic, why arent they 'Telebellies'?
How deep does this go?
The southern cross is a constellation in the southern hemisphere made up of 5 stars in the pattern of picture related (it is on the Australian and New Zealand flag as well) each corner on the Commonwealth Bank logo is meant to be a star...
the mountain in the toblerone logo has a dancing bear in it
...but nobody knows why
the northwest airlines logo is a mashup of an N and a W
but enclosed in a circle it also represents a compass... pointing northwest
OK, i can't be bothered reading this shitty thread but for the record, Ajax was a GREEK GOD. He fought with the Greeks AGAINST Hector and the Trojans. And he ended up committing suicide after the war. So this 'stronger than greece' thing is bullshit.
>So do you think "CIA agent" makes sense? Or should they just be called "CI agents"?
Nah, because the 'A' is for "Agency," so it would be Central Intelligence Agency agent... which kind of works, but it's clumsy.
the T's in the middle of the tostitos logo are actually two people dipping a Tostito in the bowl of salsa that dots the i
I had the same fucking scenario. Always confused that people called it Disney when it was clearly Gisney to me.
the London symphony orchestra logo is "LSO" but it looks like a conductor conducting music
I'm willing to believe that.
Nobody is this stupid
The term used for gays comes from the witch trials, where when they would burn witches they would also burn gay people as they were against god, but rather than being tied to a steak they were just thrown in with the kindling (bundles of sticks aka faggots) so they were just thrown in with the rest of the faggots.
The inconsistencies....They burn
when I was younger my sister would insist that my mom buy her bottled water and that's all she would drink
secretly my mom was just filling up the empty bottles with tap water
this went on for probably 6 months
my sister freaked out for days when she found out
then when she got fat and ugly she blamed my mom
Hey it took me along time to realize they called small children "wee lads" because they always have to go wee (pee) I know I felt dumb at the time , but wee live and learn. I hate when that happens. ....
The new Wendy's logo has the word "Mom" written in the frill around her neck
>filling up the empty bottles with tap water
Really bad for your sister's health. The bottled water has an expiry date right? that's not for the water, it's for the bottle.
tldr your sis drank plastic a lot
this was like 20 years ago before people knew plastic bottles had bad stuff in them
it was probably poison right off the shelf
we still had asbestos in our schools for insulation and lead paint on the walls
the BMW logo is actually a propeller for an airplane, as that was what the company first built before manufacturing cars.
OK, well that makes sense, I suppose. I was really correcting someone who posted that he was a Trojan who defeated the Greeks (...even though Greece won the war and burnt Troy to the ground)
marlboro has two kkk guys pointing at their logo which latin for "I came; I saw; I conquered"
Kool's double O are supposed to represent handcuffs. Because getting locked up is cool.
the dodge logo is the female reproductive system
Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck this whole thread.
Normies want to know what it's like to be autistic? It's like this thread. But for everything involved in conversion. Irony, subtext, sarcasm. Fuck. ;-;
there's a man with an erection in the camel logo
This helps condition the niggers who smoke them to the inevitability of their future.
can you see the three 6s?
The UN emblem showing a globe with latitude and longitude lines outlining 33 fields, symbolizing the 33 degrees of Freemasonry.
Someone mention CIA?
Bank of America likes to split their logo down the middle & use it so it looks like an Illerminatty pyramid.
What you thought was a nose vent was actually a frown. A mouth. All along. By design. Pic related.
>that sound? Your entire perception of life sizzling.
Goddammit, I thought the same right until now...
Captcha: control hougMe
i don't want all this
if you drink Evian you are naive get it?
yup vodofone is verizon is vox is viacom is satanic agencies
Mnemonic circles trying to take over your mind
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I thought it was a graphic of my mail flying through the air like some super powered ninja throwing a ninja star of important information into a designated metal receptacle.
mother of god
i noticed this one day. you can make all of the letters in "toyota" out of the toyota logo
when I was in grade 1 I think, our teacher told us it was meant to symbolize stories from north, east, west, and south, from all over the world
but I think it was probably originally referred to as "new articles" and shortened to "news"
pizza hut advertisements are designed to make you realize you're a faggot
It may not be minutes but it is a measure of time (or some fancy toasters might deal with heat level) what it certainly isn't is a fucking degree of "toasty-ness" as the toaster has no fucking idea how cooked or uncooked the different types of bread are.
Theyre called "bone thugs" because they are born thugs.
The Resident Evil 6 logo looks like a giraffe getting his dick sucked.
Jesus fucking Christ, anon. Between the coontrooper and this, I want to an hero
omg Krispy Kreeme's slogan is So Good You'll Suck Dick
Shell logo has hidden sunrise
It's "Berenstain", not Berenstein like you believe. Always was. Go ahead. Look it up. Prepare to be sick.
The o and x in "box" make a Jesus fish.
>posts picture stating OP is a retard
>proceeds to ask OP if he is a retard
>gives hindsight advice about becoming retard
You're the fucking retard, pal.
Totally says waly gisnep
then save it
that shit is EVERYWHERE
comedy central, espn, infowars, every newstation ever, hbo, comcast, google chrome, target, and THOUSANDS of other companies that use that intro as a background
you know how certain noises grab peoples attention automatically like a baby crying or someone saying help
well these spinning concentric circles are like that but for our mind
they grab our conscious awareness and take a hold of it very well
its the new techno modern version of the spinning hypnotist black and white swirly
I refuse to believe this
I distinctly remember Berenstein, I read most of the book when I was a kid and knew how to read/write, I know what it was
My mind has truly been blown today
Eminem's real name is Marshall Mathers, so his initials are M & M.
Red and yellow star. Carl.
When I was little I ask mom where brown eggs where from. Crocodile, they're crocodile eggs, she answered with a straight face. Never doubted her until, idk, 5th grade. Nice joke mom thanks.
Weird AL, AL is the symbol for Aluminum, coincidence? ...I think not.
>claims it looks cool
>says that it doesn't work as an efficient technological attention getter
it certainly works on you
im serious though it was something to do with repetition and forcing our mind to get comfortable and produce certain brain states
Ribbons symbolize a wrap around the Fenrir archetype, or the alpha in a person. The best gets the biggest ribbon, right? The one that most makes you jealous. You can't defeat the best without praising it.
Hilariously inaccurate. Never been to reddit. Never ate a Cheeto. Never been overweight. Certainly never had semen in my mouth. Nice shitpost though. Thanks for bumping.
SunnyD is a cock
>the dr said i have really strong organs bc ive worked them out my whole life
it took me fucking years to realize their names are a play on frank and earnest
both synonyms for honesty
Alfa Romeo: Templar Cross and Man being devoured by Serpent