>dating girl for 3 months 9/10 >she goes to work this morning

Hang them from the bedroom door.

Laugh at her when she hits her face with them....

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>>582874365
timestap, faggot! you know the rulez

See how many can fit up your ass you homo

>>582874365
they are for you OP so dont panic
just bend over and think warm thoughts.... fag

>>582874365
they are not for her anon.
they are for you

Suck on them cause they were in her pussy and possibly ass?

Timestamp

>>582874365
>panty raid
what the fuck is the point

time stamp or it didn't happen

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Op here. Proof for fags.

>>582877217
Time to ask for for that threesome, OP.

Also use dildos while having sex with her. Dildos in your ass. Believe me, feels good man.

>>582874365
just proves going through someone's shit is just going to get you fucked

Her laptop is here. Is there a way to get by password on windows?

Why no white dildos

>>582877664
That's what I'm sayin

>>582877536
google.com faggot

>>582877832
No shit faggot I thought maybe my /b/ tards would know before I soft through Google bullshit

>>582874365
Of course she says that, it means she's not a complete bitch and cares about your feelings.

Also means she's a massive slag with a massive minge and a massive penchant for massive cocks though uh ohhhhh

>>582877536
>2014
>not having a bootable flash

>>582877832
Help him we can get oc nudes once he finds the pixxx of her with a black penis

Lel. Theyre all nigger dildos

>>582877536
OPHcrack, but you'll need another pc and a CD

>>582874365
>glue 3 of them to your face
>call yourself triceratops man
>fight crime with your mighty dildo horns
>win the peoples hearts
>run for prime minister of the world
>retire
>die

simple

Dude, get the fuck out. If you've got a bitch that is keeping her shit in her panty drawer, she's got real problems. Or worse, it could be someone else's shit. I'll admit, I don't have any knowledge about how big of a log a woman typically leaves in the toilet, but I've got a feeling she's not going to crap that much. Unless she's really fat. In which case, get the fuck out, because she's really fat.

>>582878258
you're trying too hard

She's an escort.

You have a few options. She is bi sexual. She is a dominatrix. She likes to peg men. She's really a lesbian and hasn't told you. She likes black men.

She definitely is into anal.

Boot into recovery choose command prompt then copy to USB.

Or remove drive and mount on another computer

>>582878075
wow jesus type in "winodws version" how to get passed password you fucken monkey
Fuck if i wanted to do this all myself i would get the laptop fedexed

>>582877536
> Boot up computer in safe mode with cmd
>Log in administrator
> use cmd and change password :D

either way, your a douche nozzle for snooping. you insecure twat.

OP, I wouldn't worry too much about it. They're toys and that's all they are. If you can get her off without them, then don't feel threatened. Hell, use this as a way to be more open about each other's fantasies.

This is a good thing.

>>582878396
or a huge whore

average woman will have maybe 1 dildo, most not even.

She's got good taste in toys. I'd like to fuck those too.

>>582878203
Go on....

Pretend you don't know. Rub hot & icy all over it. When she goes nuts from baiting, just act really concerned etc and then question her for cheating then kill her

>>582874365
Post pic of girl pls op she sounds hot

>>582874365

Funny that all those dildos are black and brown. You gf is thinking of black dudes when you're fucking her/when she's fucking herself. Sorry to hear OP :(

When she gets home, greet her while wearing the strap on.

its normal for girls to have a sex toy drawer. Be honest about why you posted this. You're still in the part of your life where you think cock/sex/size is important.

So if thats the case, you're fucked because you cant just grow experience and be mature just be wishing it.

If thats not the case, then you're a fucking wanker for looking in her drawers anyway.

>>582878265
Wat?

>>582874365
Think about it anon, if shes using bigass dildos like that at least she wont feel the need to resort to fucking a real guys bigass dick

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Also, closet where to snoop next?

>>582874365
include them into your sex life if you have any
fuck her ass completely loose with this things
the only thing that would worry me is that they are all black

>>582879068
THIS!!

>>582874365
first thought OP's pic was Bob's dick on the grill

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>>582879117
Just what i was thinking

I hope you're ready to get cucked OP

You should be more worried about that than her owning dildos

I don't, know. You could hold them in a variety of poses for my Photoshop projects. Back front, keeping hands clear of the general shape. Beyond that. I say have more sex with your girlfriend. I really don't see a problem there.

>>582874365
It means she's lying out of love for you, because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings about the fact you've got a tiny peepee. This freakout is exactly why she didn't tell you about dildo's and stuff.

>>582879296
If you know anything about women, they dont tend to have any more than 1 hiding place for marital aids.

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>>582876271

>>582877536
>disregarding gf's privacy
>any age of mankind
0/10 trustless Machiavellian degenerate

hold on a second, your dick isn't tiny, her giant ass hippo pussy is the problem

>>582877505
dude
you deserve an emmy for that comment sir

>>582878931
It's pretty simple really and there are guides all over the internet, it's a really small bootable disk that DELETES the password

>>582874365
>ITT: idiot whose worried about penis size, and needs re-assurance his penis is big enough for his GF

some how this beta got a 9/10. lol

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>tfw I did the same thing as OP.
>tfw I have a six inch cock
>tfw her vibe is smaller than my dick

Sorry OP

all have toys, don't worry

LiLiGameuse com/?id=467

>>582878847
truth be spoken

I like the icy hot idea. hurry up and get access to her laptop and post results you fucking cuck.

>>582878717
fuck you are stupid

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5HIIf1D_38

>>582874365
You found yourself a 9/10 kinky freak and you're asking /b/ for advice?

Kill yourself you insecure little dick faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

Outright ask your girlfriend to peg you. She'll get all excited and be like "oooh I already have the strap on". It'll be a good time.

Op is getting cucked tonight

>>582877217
Huh, I didn't know Michael Kors produced a line of dildos.

>>582878136
kek

Buy a hot chilli. Smear one dildo with chilli juice, let dry. Put back in drawer. Kek in the knowledge that you have invented a new game called Russian Dildo-ette

>>582880256
vibrators aren't supposed to be big. sorry fago.

>>582878396
^This might be true. After all, what are the strap-ons for? She's pegging her johns.

OP start posting some pics of this escort of yours

fuck that i just want to see what she looks like

>>582879123
^This. kek

>>582880817
this

>>582879793
You're fedora is showing

First of all...

You have a 6 incher, that means YOU'RE the girlfriend, little dick faggot.

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>>582879123
Do it

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>>582881747
>has knowledge about what vibrators should or shouldn't be
>calls others "fago"'s

>>582882196
me are also fedora

>>582874365
She's a whore.

Don't lose money over her/sign contracts with her

Also
>at work
>really out getting drilled by big black cocks the size of those dildos

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>>582882313
jesus people are this retarded.

>>582879296
Pics of her dirty panties? Preferably any with her shit stains please.

>>582879296
What the fuck is up with the flash gordon runners?

>>582882313

Are you trolling or just gay

>>582882313
meh. Fuck a girl while using a vibrator correctly and she becomes a fuckpiece for life. Not necessarily a fag.

chances are if you keep dating this girl eventually one of those is going to be in your ass.

>>582883425
...JACKPOT!!!

>>582882313
i was married.

>>582874365
>9/10

>>582874365
If she got sence of humour make some hilarious 4chan joke with her. Triceraptors man gonna be fine too. Call her slut and get your best sex in life. Or be dumped and find yourself another GF

Put a strap on on your head, be sitting playing the vidya when she gets home, SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT.

>>582881012

I do think the problem here, is that OP has failed to understand the engineering and design differences between "dildo," and "strap-on"

She is not the one being fucked.
She is the one doing the fuckin.

>>582885568
>playing vidya
>GF walks in
>it's a racer
>she shouts and asks why it's on your head
>"don't forget to strap on before you race"

i am monitoring this thread

look more like suction ends to use in the shower etc...only see 1 true strap on

>>582874365
>strap-on
btw she's a dyke

>>582878426
Ha

Op here, didn't hang self. Had to run to store to get cd's and run home to get laptop. Just got back, will try and crack laptop

>>582878847
I agree with Anon OP. Who cares. Vaginas are tough and they work with both small and really large toys. Who cares. I would see this as awesome. Play with her!

>>582886261
Bump

>>582887391
Hop to it, this thread has intrigued me.

>>582887391
All hail OP. The deliverance is upon us.

They make just as many FLESH white colored dicks, as they do nigger colored dicks.

Ask her if shes ever fucked a nigger? Tell her you're a nazi and if she doesnt repent you will kill her on the spot.


BE TRUE TO YOUR RACE. Replace The Dildos with white ones and a Swastika

>>582887391

you should sit on your hands until they go numb, then it will feel like someone else cracked her laptop.

We call this one "being single"

>>582888323

I mean, YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THOSE STRAP ONS
IF YOU FUUCK THAT LAPTOP UP RIGHT?

RIGHT?!?!!

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>>582882806
Anything for a /b/ro. Fucking weirdo

>>582887391
you should delete system 32 lol

>>582888604
Thanks dude!

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>>582874365
>>strap-on...

>>582888767
can i ask what you plan to do with that image

you have no idea what this "9/10" looks like

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So when did you buy all that stuff?

>>582889490
:^(

come on op

why is this thread dying, post you fucking faggots

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Watching all these horny chicks masturbating keeps me hard all the time; and watching them for free blows my mind even more. What a unique treat for the insatiable cummer!
http://adultfun69.tumblr.com/?28

>>582890768
dsdssf

>>582890768
because op won't deliver now fuck off

>>582874826
Underrated post

Did this before, shit was laughs

>>582890897
lol
>> mfw he actually is bumping while shit talking. thanks bro

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>>582890897

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>>582889194
doesn't matter what she looks like. I just like dirty panties.

>>582874365
Same situation. GF is a 9/10 and loves toys. What ou should do is bring it up, ask her if she'd think she'd enjoy it, tell her you want to give her more. Ask if you can buy her a toy bigger than you. She'll say "well actually..." and grab her stash. Nail her with them all.

You've just elevated your sex life by several notches.

>>582891062
learn how to properly mfw, fucking newfag

bump for lack of anything else atm

>>582878258
0/10 kill yourself

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>>582889194
gf on right. Sorry the cracking is taking so long fags. I'm not super savvy. Not sure I'm doing it right

>>582891062
Gb2/9gag faggot and learn how to mfw

>>582891264
Yeah you went from using your penis as a dildo pleasuring both of you to using a didlo pleasuring only her.

>Hope you enjoy your new "Elavated sex life"

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>>582874826
I think this answers your question adequately

>>582891680
she looks like a coal burner anyway op

>>582891680
she's a solid 9/10/. Good job OP.

>>582891680

>wears pink
>dating a coal burner

Yup, OP is a faggot and future cuck.

>>582891680
You must not like her very much.

>>582891680
No wonder she's nailing her vag at night with black rubber dongs.

Lose that pink shirt and grow a pair. That metrosexual fad is so 2008

>>582877536
I just use a knoppix boot disc, it's a linux you need to build from another PC.

Anyways, girls with dildos is nothing to be afraid of. You masturbate right? To lots of shit right? same thing man. Be glad you have a girl with a healthy sex dive, believe me, a lot really don't and it really sucks to fall in love with a girl that thinks twice a week is pushing it.

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Tfw ops tiny pp will never be good enough

>>582891680
9/10 m8. Could see her very into the black penis though.

My girl owns many toys but refuses to buy any bigger than my dick even though I have told her many times that I do not give a fuck. She often won't even use dildos because she says she wants to save it for me. It scares me sometimes

>>582891680
She even looks like the type of girl that wants a bbc balls deep. Any nudes?

>>582877664
If you are dating a bitch that dreams of balck cock, just leave. Broken genes man. She prefers niggers. Or, if you don't plan on having kids, stay, and keep her form making more niglets.

>>582891680
I know her type. That girl can take a DICK.

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Watching all these horny chicks masturbating keeps me hard all the time; and watching them for free blows my mind even more. What a unique treat for the insatiable cummer!
http://adultfun69.tumblr.com/?394

>>582892471
Will post any I find in of, don't want to post ones she sent specifically to me

>>582874365

you have 2 options

1. keep dating her for the sex and don't take her too serious

2. dump her and cry

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>>582891256

disgusting

>>582892373
Women can masturbate without black dildos. I'm sure OPs gf would feel very shitty if she found a bunch of flashlights in his drawer

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TY op for Delivering

>>582891680

>definitely a bbc slut
>definitely a size queen
>definitely lying to you about your 6 inch dong
>definitely

Here's some help with pass OP.

First download Hiren's boot cd:

http://www.hiren.info/pages/bootcd

Short tut:http://www.hirensbootcd.org/resetting-windows-password/

>>582891680
she looks like she likes nigger. gg OP. maybe next time

>>582886261
HOLY SH?T THIS.

i would dump that race traitor slut OP i might actually physically beat her up myself

>>582892737
Understood. Have you been able to make her cum? Any indication you're not big enough for her, even though she says otherwise?

>>582879535
piss porn for you!

>>582874365

1. You probably don't have a girlfriend.

2. You're a beta bitch with a fetish for being a bitch, but really this isn't a fetish you're just a pathetic pussy.

3. Fuck off.

>>582891680
Her face is good but her knees look like shit 2/10

>>582874365
What do?
Have sex with her. Lots of sex.
Make it about her, take out that black vibrator and spend some time going to town on her with it. Most people who've used toys find it really hot to have their partner use toys on them.

My wife used to work for a company selling sex toys so we've used pretty much everything. One of my favorite things is to take her suction cup based dildo and stick it to the bed or wall. Then make her ride it while i slap her ass with a riding crop. Really get into it bossing her around. When she starts coming, i shove my cock head in her mouth then start backing away. Shes normally not too big on giving head, but when im making her ride a dildo while i watch and teasing her lips with my cock, she starts begging for it. Trick is to move just the right distance away that makes her have to decide if shed rather have cock in her mouth or dildo in her twat.

Also, getting a dildo or vibe up your ass while fucking her is pretty awesome. A few times the woman has ridden me reverse cowgirl while fucking my ass with a fairly big dildo. Came so hard i couldnt stand

>>582877217

Female hands.

Obvious feminist fantasy thread about demasculating males is obvious.

That or you're just a beta faggot. Either way fuck off.

>>582892737
Why would you post pics of her to some anon? Also nice non-denial of his post...

>>582893670
>Make it about her, take out that black vibrator and spend some time going to town on her with it

This will almost assuredly turn into him being cucked. Putting the pussy on a pedestal almost always guarantee's it'll walk all over you.

>>582893670
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, divorce that bitch

>finally alone in apt
>PANTY RAID!

QUEER

you're alone and decide to play with girls undies. worry about that more than the size of her dildos.

>>582879296
Wtf are you doing in my closet!?

>>582893602
i bet your gf face don't even have a knee dont even have a gf fgt

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Some of you /b/ tards don't realize that if you change her password on her laptop she will realize and sex aint happening'

>>582877505
>>582879971

>blaming the guy
>every time
>betas

Protip: chicks go through your shit always. Stop being a bitch and even the playing field by going through their shit too.

>>582891680
My guess is that she likes you and while your little weenie isn't enough to keep her happy, she's using her legion of giant rubber dongs to keep the urges at bay so just go with it and shaddup.

>>582894308
Aint't changing password, deleting it, so if she asks something you can say, I dunno, password wanished, don't know shit bout pc's sorry, wanna fuck?

>>582877536
Just burn a slax CD or flash drive and use it to look through the files.

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>>582894308
shiiiiiieeeet lol

>>582894405

>betas
>stop being a bitch
>go through girls panties while they're out!

ok captain alpha spaghetti

she loves the black dick, sucks to be you.

she lies to you about the size of your cock, you have proof.

maybe your cock is big enough for her anus?

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>>582881718

This is gold, OP. Do this.

>>582894308
op dont listen to this faggot. he's just a cuck. you as a man have the right to do whatever you want to your gf and if she doesn't like it find another gf who doesn't secretly want nigger dick

you're fine dude stop worrying. Also more pics pls

>>582877536

burn a live linux cd or use a bootable usb operating system and browse the files through that without touching windows you pleb

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>>582881718
this

>>582874826
Do it and post video. Along with a reaction video when you show her you posted it.

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>>582894709

You're too much of a bitch to make yourself at home. I bet you sit quietly on the couch twiddling your thumbs and hoping your girlfriend (ha you don't have one) might some day marry you that you can finally have sex.

Beta bitch.

>>582881718
Better still, lace it with ricin.

>>582891759
all of my agrees.

>>582879535
>It means she's lying out of love for you,

hahahahaha. Women don't lie out of love. They cheat more than men do.

>>582881718
do this OP

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>>582891680

i'm not saying you're a total fag but

>pink shirts and panty raids

>>582895016
Holy shit I can't believe you're the first faggot in this thread to suggest this, it's easy as fuck and the obvious choice. Just boot up ubuntu live and transfer pics of bitch sucking nigger cock to usb.
It's not like the bitch is smart enough to encrypt her shit.

>>582893981
Its not about putting pussy on a pedestal (yea i saw 40 year old version the other day too), its about making your chick orgasm. Make her scream til she cant talk. Make sure she knows your in control. When she starts begging to be fucked, deny her and rub her clit til she comes again while calling her a whore. Make her lick the precum off your dick. Then when *you* cant take it any more, fuck her hard, and try to cum in or at least on her so she knows her place as your cum slut. Its all about control, kid

Fuck bro's, GF's lil sister is home so I need to be cool. Will have to continue this business tomorrow. Promise to deliver but now is not the time friends

>>582874365
OP needs to post pic of dick ... I feel there is some validation needed

>>582895745
you blue balling bastard

>>582895745
fine, but do this:
>>582895016
>>582895681

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>>582881718 >>582874365 Choose your poison OP

>>582895745
OP post little sis underwear

>>582895745
wtf is her sister gonna do? just glass the bitch

>>582878258
sometimes a hero emerges with revolutionary plans
this shit is like a holdover from /b/ crica 2007
I love it

>>582895368

why would I want to marry her when I know she'd have to divorce your dad first?

I wouldn't put you through that pain. not after how miserable everything else in your life is.

>>582896116
holy fug that insult was terrible. im outta here

Will be back tomorrow around 12-2. Everything will be ready. harscine

>>582896449

got some pretty pink panties to raid?

>>582896504
12-2 what time zone?

>>582896504
Harcine was captcha -__-

>>582895726

>doing everything for/to her in the hopes you'll get some control out of it

You certainly sound older than I given your viewpoints don't really apply to the younger generations. You give them something they like and try to push something they don't and they'll just go to some one else for their new found like. Sorry gramps, with your generation shitting all over the family unit, etc., and all the problems that's caused, your advice is really limited to your generation.

>>582896734
WHAT TIME ZONE FAGGOT

>>582877536
Just flip it over and remove the HD then plug into another computer using HD to usb cable and browse as an external drive. No need to hack the PW at all.

>>582896504
12-2 what time zone?

>>582896604
pacific

>>582874365
She is probably saving them until she wants to dump you. That's what I'd do. Wait until your about to cum like a sissy bitch and pull out and tell you you're a fag and to get you and your sissy blue balls out of here.

>>582896951
>>582896951
So you're west coast US?

over and out see you fags tomorrow

>>582896951
Fuck that means I gotta be up at 7 tomorrow morning you cock muncher

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>>582877217
Can't satisfy that hoe, not with six inches anyway

>>582896558

Check the IDs newfag. That was someone else. You're a beta retard. You probably wear panties like a demasculated bitch.

>>582881718
this

>>582898414

>ID's
>newfag

lol

If I did wear them I'd know who to go to get them from wouldn't I, panty raider?