rekt thread

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>>582774816
Fucking gold.

>>582775291
That tree did not want to give up without a fight.

>>582775291

something like this happened to a family friend. ended up hitting the ladder instead, but he fell like 20+ feet onto his head. now he acts like an 8 year old or some shit, fucked his head up. wife had to take care of him 24/7 basically, I think she put him in a nursing home though

>>582775641
Story?.

harlarlarlar soge soge soge

>>582775109

yeah because sandals are so heavy they don't move at all when you slide your feet into them. he should have known after he put on the right one that it wasn't moving. this was obviously staged. what is this, some gay ass fake reality show?

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fine then i'll contribute if no one else will

>>582775291
That's why arborists don't use ladders, they climb up with a rope and cut the limbs from above

>>582775979
>story
some fucking dick ran over other fucking dicks with his dick car you fucking balls

>>582775979
Niggas were in the way
>were

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>>582776071
mfw dog doesn't give a fuck

unfortunately that's all I have guys :(
would like to expand my folder :)

>>582775721
This some fcking gay fantasy?

>>582776308

Anyone got any of dudes getting beat up pretty bad in fights?

>>582776457
>pounding black widows ass
>gay
what

>>582775847
rekt

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>>582776507
>>582776507
what the fuck file post damn you

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>>582776245

>mfw I read that as abortionists

>>582774816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BYBaDz0Ic

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>>582776672

>>582776672
Fucks you

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>>582775721
This always gets me hard as diamond
>crotchless pantyhose
>highheels
>getting her womb rekt by monster cock
>imagine the shocked look on her face as she's cumming her brains out

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>>582776835

>>582775291
This is why when climbing a ladder you use a harness, and a safety belt against trees.

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>>582776674

>>582774816
>Doesn't even throw a single punch or kick
beta detected

>>582776672
story?

>>582777000
nice double trips faggot.

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>>582776616

>>582777014
otherwise those trees will show you no mercy

>>582777000
> mexicannon.gif

>>582776342
Not a racist and did want to know the Injuries
But very kekky
I loled

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>>582777000
omg double triples how lucky i say

>>582775721
source?

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>>582776616

Does anyone have the gif or webm of the little paki kid that gets cut in half by a train?

>>582776672
Usually, something like this would upset me, and maybe somewhere in my mind it still does, but talk about instant karma. You can't tell me you wouldn't be thrilled if a nigger charged at you with a knife and a truck ran by and crushed half it's body, and you got to see him crawl as you flew away. That's right, you're a flying human in this scenario.

Anyone have the one of that chick that gets her head slammed o. The asphalt then her whole body locks up and she goes into a seizure

>>582777514
not sure of the source (probably the watermark in the corner), but I've seen it many times on /b/

>>582777536
Ever notice how coons tend to need the numbers advantage and a cheap shot even when they vastly outweigh their victims?

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>>582777526

>>582777105

The cat was apparently seen robbing a bird cage
Pigeon police turned up
Fight brawl Muddafukas hitting each other
Pigeon loses his gun
Pigeon tries to run away as cat grabs his gun
Cat grab back of pigeon police and is about to shoot but pigeon pushes him in front of moving vehicle
Cat paralysed for life
Pigeon was declared innocent by his peers
Cats go crazy and start raiding and fucking shit up

>>582777768
Selfish fuckers almost took out the good guy!

>>582777685
Gravity is a harsh mistress.

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>>582777706
Niggers almost universally hate fair fights, even when they're actually decent fighters themselves. I just don't get it.

>>582777685
did she ded?

>>582776054
this was a prank video where they used industrial adhesive to stick them to the floor

>>582777536
Fucking niggers, carry a knife.

>>582774816
fag

>>582777803
Kek

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Old but gold

>>582777878
chimps gonna chimp bro

>>582777000
Double trips, and this is what we get?
Captcha; Actual romanni

>>582777948
probably not

not from that height, just knocked unconscious more than likely

i'd give here a good 90%

>>582777359
>did want to know the Injuries
They got ran the fuck over, that's their injuries.

>>582777706
>having no friends to back you up in a fight

>>582777878

Niggers know more about fighting than you do.

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>>582776054
0,5/10 bait for making me reply

>>582777000
>spillthebeans.gif

>>582778151
>>582778193
>niggers detected.
>niggers mad.
>if there were four more niggers in this thread they'd chimp out and try to derail it.

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>>582778280
>mfw this happened in yuropoor

>>582778064

Whats the story behind this?

>>582778064
WTF happened there? They don't seem to be going that fast judging by the background

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>>582778064
Love that one.

>>582776806
you fucking dense motherfucker

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>>582778310
>filename
god-tier kek

>>582778280
What the fuck is going on here???

>>582777119
nice very nice

>>582777069
lel

>>582777119
Everybody do!...
THE GINGER DANCE!!
0:13

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>>582778461

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>>582778419
but it was amerifat tourists

>>582778452
Fucking fat guy was like a tank

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>>582778660
we both know thats untrue

stay mad filthy peasant

>>582778452
Uzi and Insec fight!

>>582778645
Oh ok NOW I see tge gun, I thought he just tipped on his shoulder

>>582777706
because they will take any victory they can get. They will brag about any victory they can get because they lose for 99.9% of their life

Winning a 3 against 1 fight against a guy half their size is the highlight of their year.

>>582778424
The cab driver murdered his father when he was 10 and he tracked him down to a vengeance his father's death

>>582777119
Awesome. Niggers do this shit aaaaalll the time. Fuck them.

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>>582778461
Nerve gas is the #1 cause of slow driving, didn't you know?

>>582778424
The shooter was a cop who dabbled in robbery and murder to support his cocaine habit.

>>582778193
you must be a nigga

>>582778394
if you want friends, start by deleting all those goddamn bananas in your image folder

>>582777768
Fucking christ the second ones legs went kemit on us

>>582776342
i instinctively read this as "niggas >was in the way"

>>582778780

Those are unusual hobbies for a cop.

>>582777604
>go play in traffic

>>582778938
Not in Brazil they aren't.

>>582778897

Seriously... What's up with these gates? I've never seen them. Are people just fucking with them to test themselves???

>>582776071
what the fuck do you even do if that happens???

>>582778452
I always marvel at how fat-strong that kid is. Dorm-boss.

>>582778357
Story behind this? Why would someone do this da fuq

>>582778806
more evidence as to why people don't want folks like >>582778795 as their 'friends'. nig would probably just steal my fucking TV.

>>582778452
that fat chink is badass

>>582777243
huh?

>>582778192
>vomits in a "Ralphs Bag"
kek

>>582777685
the more times i see this the more im convinced its fake

the way she throws her purse down is bullshit holleywood drama

>>582778452
this is my favourite gif ever

>>582778984

Well it must make their work more straightforward then, although I wonder how you interrogate yourself?

>>582778141
Not it's not
Tried to hard
Landed on your face
Failed
You are a failure
Even at internet browsing

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>>582779034
Pipe under her floorboards was leaking nerve gas, it eventually got to her.

>>582779034
It's a promo for some horror movie.

>>582778967
poor little girl :(

>>582777604

Balls of steel!

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>>582777000
All hail the triple double. Good work, anon.

>>582778660
>but it was amerifat tourists
Sure.
http://www.visir.is/flips-car-in-parking-garage/article/2014141029556

>>582779134
>huh?

Looks like rolls of sheet metal, or something equally heavy, that were not properly secured. Truck stopped suddenly and round things roll.

>>582778357
so obviously fake i hardly even want to respond.

>>582776674
hidden gem

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>>582778357
What the fuck. What just happened?

>>582778357
fake and gay

>>582778767

You're so full of shit. The guy was robbing the driver for 10 dollars. He was later caught and convicted.

>>582779324

Kind of like what happened to that american plane in Afghanistan.

>>582779207
>Pipe under her floorboards was leaking nerve gas, it eventually got to her.

I had to switch to natural gas. Nerve gas was getting too expensive.

>>582778681
That's my boys!

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>>582778310
top fucking tier kek
saved with same filename

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My fave rekt moment.

>>582779241
It's a double tripple m9

>>582777069
>why nobody hitchhikes any more
>that's some fucking dense motherfucker thinks hitchhiking works by putting yourself in front of the car
>hitchhiking is about manipulating people's generosity, not about making them as pissed off as possible
>driver shouldn't have stopped
>world would be better without cunts like that

>>582777000
hail the triple double

>>582775291
Every decent chainsaw manufacturer states in the manual that it is strictly forbidden to operate the chainsaw from a ladder.

You don't just TL;DR a fucking chainsaw manual.

>>582778357
Looks fake. Is it fake? Never seen this before.

>>582779446
>Kind of like what happened to that american plane in Afghanistan.

I don't know that one.

>>582779428
The guy wanted a story and robbery isn't very exciting

>>582776806
that kid needs his ass beat

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>>582779570
>taking hitchhiking this seriously

>>582777119
That head slam at the end makes me cringe every time.

>>582779560
He didnt even hard aim fucking mlg man

>>582779258
nigga dolphin dived of that shit

>>582778424
>>582778461
Cabbie got murdered over something like 25 dollars and half a free cab ride. Just a dumb looking mother fucker doing his job getting killed over something so meaningless.

>>582779675

It took off with a bunch of AFV that were unsecured and presumably without parking brakes, and they all rolled in the back of the fucking plane. It didn't end well.

>>582777803
Fucken GOLD my friend

+1000 Internet's to yo

>>582778389
underrated post

>>582779730

If you're gonna lie, lie big. Say that the guy killed the driver to his harvest organs to sell them to make money to pay for his mom's sex change so he could marry her in a gay incestuous relationship and then live a nomadic life in the Andes a la Brokeback Mountain.

>>582779970
 ▲
▲ ▲

>>582778456
that dog didnt do shit though

>>582779839
i never laugh at random photos or gifs like other faggots, but for some reason, this shit just made laugh so hard i couldnt stop it. congrats, youre my first babe.

>>582778064
fucking whites always killing innocent people for no reason, savages :^)

am i doing it right?

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>>582779953

Sorta like this, I'm guessing.

>>582780101
Nah, too liberal

>>582780121
Deer doesnt see a dog, sees a wolf

Baby is right there, so she trampled the poor guy

>>582780041
No cantelope are even in this fucking gif
I came here to watch cantelope

>>582780120
gud wan

>>582778967
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>582780121
you attack before they can attack. MANTRA OF THE WILD

>>582780145
Newfriend detected

>>582778456

This is why I shoot deer.

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Has anybody got that gif of all the rigging at a festival or concert falling on a huge crowd?

>>582780203

Yeah but more crashy and explodey.

>>582780145
Get the fuck out, shitbag scum doodoo fuckface-head doublenigger

>>582775291
what an idiot, youre supposed to cut from the bottom a quarter first before you cut from the top, that way it slides down instead of swings towards you.

>>582780173
He's beaner.

oh my god I'm cryin

>>582776806
A living abortion
neat

>>582780452
Hit markers need to be edited into this

Also, Newfags - That's what bullets actually look like when they come through a window past two fans and hit two dudes in a gif that also happen to be wearing motorcycle helmets.
(They survived because the helmets saved his head from hitting the ground to hard.)

>>582779604
Fuck

>>582778424
The first two replies are retarded. The dude used to be a cop, but he was discharged for being a druggie. He was lowlife scum looking for easy money and considered shooting the cab driver to get those juicy 20$ easier than just robbing him. THis happended in some south american shithole, so pretty much everyday life there.

>>582780610
  ▲
▲ ▲

>>582774896
lost

>>582776071
the dog went to throw in the towel. The trampoline won.

>>582776935

Well, you say that it gets you hard as diamond, but the fact that you are talking to straight guys about your dick and what gets it hard points to the inescapable conclusion that you're actually at least half faggot.

>>582779545
That's fucking horrifying.

>>582780712
great job

>>582780247
>>582780348
>>582780719
From Hungary?

>>582778389
>.jpg

fuck off, stop trying so hard

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>>582780846
I wouldn't know, friend. What makes you think they happened there?

>>582780767
Quarter faggot, reasoning:
(talking about personal arrousal to dudes)4chan = 25% faggot confirmed

>>582780719
change file name to "shooting star"

>>582778452
>kim-jong-un: the beginning

>>582778967
Great! Brings my christmas cheer up!

>>582775641
fake and gay, it's some stupid reality show

>>582780817

Holy. How does a captain NOT NOTICE that fucking HUGE green thing in front of him? Dont they ever look out their windows?

>>582778452
They weren't lying. Kim Jong Un truly is a god.

Fucking chinks all look the same to me.

>>582780993
Terrifying
Do people not understand what these fuckers are

>>582777657
You mean the one that is posted in every single rekt thread?
Just wait a while, it'll be posted

>>582779570
>hitchhiking is about manipulating people's generosity

>omg master social engineer

nigger I pick up hitchhikers because I enjoy meeting new people and also occasionally killing and eating them. you didn't trick me. you dodged a bullet.

well technically it's a ball peen hammer, but you get the gist.

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>>582778456
sauce?

>>582778310
Oh Jesus, best filename ever

>>582780943

Fatty olympics. Too bad she wasn't pregnant.

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>>582776674

underrated post

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>>582778456

...later that day

>>582781039

I guess someone hid his donuts

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>>582777000
DubTrips

>>582781117
trevor is that u buddy

>>582777514
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/stafani-sierra/1025171/#

>>582779545
jesus fucking christttt

>>582779019

Throw a towel

>>582781082
Not necessarily, with the sort of nav systems in place nowadays the can just sit back and play table tennis for months on end.

>>582780120
Tell me that isn't a fucking super hero

>>582778740
HE LOOKS LIKE UZI FFS

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>>582777000

Nice get

>>582781082
Thats what makes it so goddamn funy

>>582778994
10/10 jump

>>582777526
this ones my favorite

>>582780786
Thats the worst case of being cut in half I ever seen.

>>582774896
/thread

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>>582780935
this is me trying

>>582780121

oh shit nice takedown on that wild animal with a brain the size of a twinkie for it's ethical failings. let me know when you will be picketing the forest to get justice you fucking faggit.

>>582780041
nice rhymes, but that's a water buffalo

>>582779019
Call for an ambulance asap?

>>582779839
Dat filename. 10 internets for you

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>Rekt from birth

This one has a theme song, press play before watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg

>>582780247
as old as the internet itself

>>582780952

I find that math acceptable. I stand corrected.

>>582779019

hate the cameraman

>>582781679
Take that Cornholio.

>>582781448
>>582781282
Oh so satisfying

>>582780385
cool id

>>582778452
Dis is Spaaaaaaaaaaltaaaaaaaaa

>>582778998
The people are just retarded.

>>582780357

That's why I voted for George W. Bush. He knows that the best defense is a strong offense. America was never again attacked under his policies.

>>582780036
Sauce anyone?

>>582782048
There's something magical about a gif that manages to tell a compelling story

>>582780719
he just wants to be free

>>582781082

not very often no. they mostly chill. its an easy job actually once you have the experience etc. toughest part of the job is the logistics while you are in port.

local pilots actually bring the ships in.. this was a pilot's fault.. dont know how the fuck he fucked up that bad

>>582781841
>with that song
Godly keks

Look at how they write the date you dumb fucking Eurofag.

>>582779164
That would be a total WTF moment. Walking down the sidewalk and you suddenly just fall through into the sewers or some shit.

>>582782162

he can't even get a hug from his mommy.

>>582775017
Your US tax dollars at work.

>>582775158
>he din' do nuffin

>>582778280
>Thinks it's in America
>Doesn't even look at license plate

>>582779570
>implying the file name is accurate
Who knows why he stopped him, it probably wasn't even a hitch hiker.

>>582782195

That idiot expects to hit anything shooting like that? Jokers like that are always the first to go down in war.

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>>582777119
I'm stompin and I know it

>>582778184
Sauce?

>>582778310
Magic missile doesn't require an attack roll you fucking cretin

>>582780684
Holy shit we dont care about your take on the situation faggot

>>582778456
>ah that cat is fine. She is close to my kid but I don't care. What the fuck?! is that a dog looking to the other direction? RAGE

>>582782374

What else could it be? He tried to get into the car. I don't think he was offering shiatsu massages to drivers.

>>582779545

One of my favorites. A testament to determination.

>>582781841
ayy lmao

>>582780423
Hadn't seen this before. Pure suspense. Thanks!

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>>582778184

mfw

>>582782462
Deer thought dog was wolf. Cat's fucking tinier than it's fawn.

>>582782383
god damn that's satisfying.
shame he didn't get more of them

>>582778064
Awhfuqnosebleed.webm

>>582780943
she bent the fucking bar

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>>582782218

brocat

>>582782614
Was prepared
>was not prepared

>>582778280
that file name. did they not look at the license plate?

>>582781679
He just wanted tp for his bunghole...

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>>582782383

Satisfying as fuck

>>582782323
3edgy5me

>>582778456
kek

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Threads going down bros. Game over.

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>>582782626
Moot! My man! Good to see ya!

>>582779905
this movie........