something like this happened to a family friend. ended up hitting the ladder instead, but he fell like 20+ feet onto his head. now he acts like an 8 year old or some shit, fucked his head up. wife had to take care of him 24/7 basically, I think she put him in a nursing home though
yeah because sandals are so heavy they don't move at all when you slide your feet into them. he should have known after he put on the right one that it wasn't moving. this was obviously staged. what is this, some gay ass fake reality show?
mfw dog doesn't give a fuck
what the fuck file post damn you
>mfw I read that as abortionists
This always gets me hard as diamond
>getting her womb rekt by monster cock
>imagine the shocked look on her face as she's cumming her brains out
Usually, something like this would upset me, and maybe somewhere in my mind it still does, but talk about instant karma. You can't tell me you wouldn't be thrilled if a nigger charged at you with a knife and a truck ran by and crushed half it's body, and you got to see him crawl as you flew away. That's right, you're a flying human in this scenario.
The cat was apparently seen robbing a bird cage
Pigeon police turned up
Fight brawl Muddafukas hitting each other
Pigeon loses his gun
Pigeon tries to run away as cat grabs his gun
Cat grab back of pigeon police and is about to shoot but pigeon pushes him in front of moving vehicle
Cat paralysed for life
Pigeon was declared innocent by his peers
Cats go crazy and start raiding and fucking shit up
Niggers almost universally hate fair fights, even when they're actually decent fighters themselves. I just don't get it.
0,5/10 bait for making me reply
>mfw this happened in yuropoor
Love that one.
but it was amerifat tourists
we both know thats untrue
stay mad filthy peasant
because they will take any victory they can get. They will brag about any victory they can get because they lose for 99.9% of their life
Winning a 3 against 1 fight against a guy half their size is the highlight of their year.
Nerve gas is the #1 cause of slow driving, didn't you know?
Pipe under her floorboards was leaking nerve gas, it eventually got to her.
All hail the triple double. Good work, anon.
What the fuck. What just happened?
top fucking tier kek
saved with same filename
My fave rekt moment.
>why nobody hitchhikes any more
>that's some fucking dense motherfucker thinks hitchhiking works by putting yourself in front of the car
>hitchhiking is about manipulating people's generosity, not about making them as pissed off as possible
>driver shouldn't have stopped
>world would be better without cunts like that
Every decent chainsaw manufacturer states in the manual that it is strictly forbidden to operate the chainsaw from a ladder.
You don't just TL;DR a fucking chainsaw manual.
>taking hitchhiking this seriously
Cabbie got murdered over something like 25 dollars and half a free cab ride. Just a dumb looking mother fucker doing his job getting killed over something so meaningless.
It took off with a bunch of AFV that were unsecured and presumably without parking brakes, and they all rolled in the back of the fucking plane. It didn't end well.
If you're gonna lie, lie big. Say that the guy killed the driver to his harvest organs to sell them to make money to pay for his mom's sex change so he could marry her in a gay incestuous relationship and then live a nomadic life in the Andes a la Brokeback Mountain.
i never laugh at random photos or gifs like other faggots, but for some reason, this shit just made laugh so hard i couldnt stop it. congrats, youre my first babe.
Sorta like this, I'm guessing.
Has anybody got that gif of all the rigging at a festival or concert falling on a huge crowd?
what an idiot, youre supposed to cut from the bottom a quarter first before you cut from the top, that way it slides down instead of swings towards you.
Hit markers need to be edited into this
Also, Newfags - That's what bullets actually look like when they come through a window past two fans and hit two dudes in a gif that also happen to be wearing motorcycle helmets.
(They survived because the helmets saved his head from hitting the ground to hard.)
The first two replies are retarded. The dude used to be a cop, but he was discharged for being a druggie. He was lowlife scum looking for easy money and considered shooting the cab driver to get those juicy 20$ easier than just robbing him. THis happended in some south american shithole, so pretty much everyday life there.
Well, you say that it gets you hard as diamond, but the fact that you are talking to straight guys about your dick and what gets it hard points to the inescapable conclusion that you're actually at least half faggot.
I wouldn't know, friend. What makes you think they happened there?
>hitchhiking is about manipulating people's generosity
>omg master social engineer
nigger I pick up hitchhikers because I enjoy meeting new people and also occasionally killing and eating them. you didn't trick me. you dodged a bullet.
well technically it's a ball peen hammer, but you get the gist.
...later that day
this is me trying
oh shit nice takedown on that wild animal with a brain the size of a twinkie for it's ethical failings. let me know when you will be picketing the forest to get justice you fucking faggit.
>Rekt from birth
This one has a theme song, press play before watching
not very often no. they mostly chill. its an easy job actually once you have the experience etc. toughest part of the job is the logistics while you are in port.
local pilots actually bring the ships in.. this was a pilot's fault.. dont know how the fuck he fucked up that bad
I'm stompin and I know it
Satisfying as fuck
Threads going down bros. Game over.
Moot! My man! Good to see ya!
"we can do anything thin people can"
> guis y u jst standing. halp jimmy
> picks him/her up
> Your friend is paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of their life now. If you niggers hadn't touched him, he wouldn't have severed his spine.
Fuckin' roody-poos these days, man.
The thing that amuses me is how all of you think the cat got away unharmed. Who said it's completely unharmed? When you get shot in the chest, do you completely die suddenly? No, you stagger and run a bit in an attempt to escape before incapacitation takes over. The cat would've had its insides crushed buts its limbs still moveable for a while, therefore makings its hasted escape, only to die in a few minutes later.
Christ, fucking get some logic.
These are animals.
Stupid teenagers claim "hurr durr, animals are nice, we humans are the worst scum on earth, we always kill and rape and enslave others"
See what happens, stupid cunt.
this pisses me off more than anything. This is the type of shit you need to learn in highschool. How to deal with a medical and trauma emergencies.