Should I shoot up my school?

Why would you even post that on the internet? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>582771343

Stay Clam and continue masturbating

>>582771524
They are all laughing.....THERE LAUGHING!!!!

>>582771715
They're

It's not me...it's THEM THEY ARE THE ONES! But why?!

https://tips.fbi.gov/

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>>582771343

It's not that I'm FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKEUIRFHJEASUIFRJHP

>>582771343
>>582771965
Haha faggot I'm laughing now

>>582771343
what good is that gonna do

>>582771965

I'm behind 7 proxys they can't find MEHUEHWUIEHIUWHEUHWIE

>>582772050
Sounds like you have paranoid schizophrenia

>>582772101

THEY WON'T STOP!

>>582772221

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!!

>>582772175
> be 2014
> doesn't understand how proxies work

This shit isn't cool or funny. I am so happy the FBI takes online tips.

>>582772458

Your mother took the tip of my penis

>>582771343
No so fucking sick of you pussy ass copy cat shit heads. Why not grow some balls you fucking pansy? Make your murders worth something. Go kill some god dam cops. Or criminals. Or go shoot a bunch of hoodlums. Stop going for innocent kids who didn't do shit. Fucking retarded teenagers Jesus christ be original you faggot. No wonder why you're suicidal. You're on the Internet pretending like you're some bad ass. Fuck you man. Seriously

>>582772574
No she didn't. You are a bad person.

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>>582772458
>This shit isn't cool or funny

Well, you've got about half of it right. Fucking hilarious, though. I say do it, OP.

>>582771890

you mean we're

I'm just joking I don't live in America so how could I shoot up a school?

ya dun goof ah shit ah um

>>582772574
In the likely case that you're a teenager playing a prank, you need to understand that this shit can get you into a lot of trouble... I should know, I was an addict for ten years - now I'm not.

Yees.
And blame some shitty realityshow pls.

>>582772723
Ur scared of the fbi now

>>582772827

Fuck, I remember that kid who make a joke on facebook and I think he is serving 6-10 years in jail. Fuck....I have learnt a valuable lesson /b/

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Please dont, I always get so upset when I hear about another one happening, some fucking coward cant figure out how to have a life so he just turns the gameboard over like a screaming pathetic toddler, If you must kill someone please start with yourself.

>>582772649

Also reported to the FBI. You think encouraging people to shoot up schools is funny? Get help.

>>582771343

IMO No.

But it's entirely up to yourself.

>>582772723
Damn. The 12 years old are fetting more and more edgy tgese days.

>>582772649
Scary fucking pic Anon.

>>582772997

moralfag

>>582772981
But in all seriousneas.
No you fucktard... Shoot up a prison. You will make a service to public ;)

If you know I was just being an idiot why would you report it?

I hope a SWAT team is on its way your house right now and cleans the world of your autism.

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>>582772723
With your dick and a trenchcoat.

Make sure the teachers think the kindergartners are your children.

>>582773290
stahp

>>582773230
So we can wipe your autistic ass off our society.

But not before you jizz your hot creamy load onto some elementary school kids.

>>582772640
This, totally this.

>>582771524
get off /b/ faggot, back to 9gag

Anyone with 2 braincells to rub together would know I'm just kidding

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>>582773021
What are they gonna fucking do to me? Send a van to my house and arrest me? Not fucking likely. Report all you like, faggot. When was the last time someone on /b/ killed anyone aside from themselves, anyway?

>>582773089
>pic related

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>>582771343
No. Buy a dinghy and a harpoon. Assuming you are American, set your boat off from the West Coast. If people ask whats up, you tell them you are hunting giant squid. Don't come back until you kill one.

I read that he never shot those kids and the whole thing was faked. True or not?

>>582773610

kek

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>>582773495
>Trying to defend yourself on an imageboard

I hope you enjoy your time in prison for domestic terrorism.

>>582773724
what the fuck is a misdemeanor terroristic threat?

>>582773619

It was the illuminaughty

>>582773610
>When was the last time someone on /b/ killed anyone aside from themselves, anyway?

Like a month ago.

That isn't the point anyways. School shootings are not funny.

>>582773871
What, seriously? Care the elaborate?

>>582772458
actually you're just being a worthless antagonist jackass we both know that guy was not going to put any effort into shooting everyone.

Please drink some bleach.

>>582773724

Imprisonment warrants an investigation I don't even have a gun

>>582774004
But you could have gotten one.

:^)

FBI is monitoring this thread and your ip address.

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>>582773724
>implying people get arrested on here for the other laws they break

Why don't you go to /pol/ and report the neo-nazis instead? I'm sure you can pretend some of those are hate crimes long enough to send a thread link to the fbi.

>>582773990
more than once have people advertised this kinda shit on 4chan and actually done it.

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>>582773495
You got scared what a pussy OP I acTully thought you were down but you're just a poser

>>582772640
yeah man if you're determined to do something drastic at least make it original so people will remember... think outside the fucking box....

I've read the post in this thread and saw that OP isn't Murican and he's buried in proxies, but seriously, whatever happened to just pranking the fuck out of people?

Back in the golden days a football guy picked on me so I took off his gas cap, threw it on the ground, and poured sugar on the ground. He paid to have his car towed and thoroughly checked by a mechanic only to find that there was nothing wrong with the car. That's funny.

Another douche bag in high school tried to start a fight with me at a party because I wasn't cool enough to be there. I took a cordless phone, dialed 911, hid the phone behind a couch and left.

There's a shitload of other things I did but I never murdered people. I see this whole new generation as being a massive bunch of uncreative social retards because their only idea of revenge is to kill their enemy along with everyone that's sitting in the same building as their enemy. I'm not saying to grow up, I'm saying to stop being so fucking retarded.

>>582772827
Pax?

>>582771343
How privileged are the students at your school?

>>582774080
>implying I'm not trying to get underaged b& to piss himself

>>582773871

some guy murdered his gf and left her body to be found by her kid. posted pics on /b/.

Do it with a go pro

>>582774074

This is Australia, you can't buy a gun over the counter xD

>>582771343
based solely on the thread image...
yes. no doubt.

>>582774282

oops that was meant for the guy who asked the question.

not funny

>>582773495
Bullshit, we scared you into stopping.

>>582774282

That was fucked

>>582774485

lel

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>>582774245
>>582774396
>>582774485

>>582774196
What this guy said. It would be so much more fulfilling to just ruin the life of whomever is ruining yours. No need to shoot anyone. Smoke some weed and prepare for college.

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>>582773963

>>582772175
holy shit anon, are you seriously this fucking stupid? you're underestimating the FBI, they have the power and resources to ask for your data. they will get in touch with your local police if you're lucky. you should move the fuck out now.

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>>582774838
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>582774838

Yeah this is going to 404 any minute now

>>582774898

That proxy thing is a meme, I know the FBI using their l33t haxoring skillz can find me.

>>582771343
>Should I shoot up my school?

There's one question I want to ask all these school shooters, but I never see their answer;

"What is the point?"

>>582771343
I also reported you OP.

>>582775286

Satan told them too

>>582775436

Then you're a fucking moron

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP you're safe.

>>582774138
that's true.
this is not one of those times.
watch.
and no. that guy didn't just save a school in this thread fuck off.

holy fck all those summerfaggs are crying too hard...

he wouldn't have the ballz to shoot uo his school

but if u do film it and instantly post it here on 4chen

>>582775620

The FBI put this kid in prison for 10 years for making a school shooting "threat", meh who knows.

>>582774969
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/port-orchard-murder-suspect-returns-washington/nh23s/

too late dummy

>>582775762
Tumblr is better

try to beat the highscore.

I think it's like 23.5 or something

This website is already fucked, it used to be about epic raids and lulz, now it's just traps and stupid political shit

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>>582775580
It's okay to be angry OP, I'd be angry too if I were going to prison.

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>>582771343
>not in school anymore
>tfw i don't care if some preppy fags get capped

have fun.

>>582776130
kekekekekekekekekekek

>>582772997
>pls don't becuz yool hurt mah feelingz

pls do it, OP.

>>582776384

;( ok....

Looks to me that this thread is full of faggots

Yes OP and take pictures

>>582771343
yes, give the dumb cunt liberals some more firepower

brave man

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>>582776350
>>582776858
OP won't do shit because he's already shitting himself knowing the FBI are going to bust down his door in a few days.

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>>582777173

>>582771343
make sure to attach a Gopro to the gun

>>582771343
Flow chart
>Are you american?
>Yes- >shoot it up
>No->dont do it

>>582777173

Kek stop talking out your ass, if the FBI wants to find you they will, deleting a thread on 4chan isn't changing that. I'm not going to prison, the most that would happen is a fine. That is if they even come to my house

>>582777651

I thought trolls on 4chan would be funnier kek

Why the fuck did you even think about this?!?!

>>582777513
If the feds do show up please shove a phone up your ass so you can keep us posted from jail.

>>582775620
No, I really don't think so. Not where faggots like OP are shooting up schools.

OP is fucked.

Lol I didn't know there were so many moralfags on /b/

>>582771343
Someone should seriously report this to the fbi then screenshot

Because I'm totally serious kek

Australia doesn't even have the FBI

Kek, Moralfag, I'm hiding behind proxies (LOL really?) You are an idiot. Get v&.

>>582778412

How am I the moralfag?

>>582778227
Then you're going to get v&
>moralfags
we want you to get v& you stupid fucking Aussie fuck

>>582778629

Typical Americunts

Well thread's over. OP fucked up. nice knowin ya

>>582778945

How am I fucked? I haven't done shit

>>582771343

People (even heartless 4chan fucks) tend to get protective over little kids. You may or may not go to prison, but you will probably have some not so optional interviews in your near future. Do not fuck with kids!

>>582779060
you're fucked

you threatened to shoot up your school
fucked, asshole
fucked

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>>582771343
No, if you are going to shoot up anywhere, go kill Justin Beiber, Kim Kardasian, the CEO of Walmart, McDonalds or other people that are making the world a worse place to live

not so optional interviews meaning?

All the FBI would have to do is look through this thread and know I was just being an idiot.

>>582771343
If in america, yes
otherwise NO THATS CRAZY!

>>582779417
edgy faggot

>>582778629
>v&

What is vampersand?

>>582772720
#REKT

>>582779391

I didn't threaten anyone. I (jokingly) asked /b/'s opinion

>>582774313
jump off the westgate you little faggot

>>582771343
You should just fap and go to sleep.

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>>582771965

>>582779576
There is no "jokingly" you fucking attention whoring Aussie boomer.

GTFO

>8edgy47me

Threads like this seriously make me nervous to send my sons to school. And it shouldn't be like that

Fuck you OP, you're probably not even American, if you are, enjoy your time in prison

>>582771343
I say Yes. What the worst that happens? It's the norm now. You want t be normal, right?

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>>582779060
Have you really never seen a thread where this goes down?

I never said I would shoot up a school, thus it is not a threat.

>>582779487

You are not serious, are you? Let's say for a moment you were serious and you only say now that you were not serious because of the negative reactions here. And then you go and shoot up your school anyway. And then it comes out the FBI knew about it and let it slide because you said "just kidding" later in the thread.

Nope, the FBI doesn't gamble that way. They will want to KNOW you were not serious. Or better, they will want to make sure you cannot do it. You can expect to hear from them quite soon, on that I would bet money.

>>582779576
What an idiotic fuck moron head.

After the killings and threats that turned out to be true made this site notorious for that kinda stuff then here you are thinking it's a JOKE.

People have reported you already. Be prepared.

>>582779751

Newfag here. First post

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>>582779760
YES YOU DID MULTIPLE TIMES REPORTED

>>582779760
AFP have been notified. you dungoof'd

>>582772996
Jane Brahm
Google it faggot

Also, die in a fire
Shits not funny

>>582774838
Jesus fucking A christ. I forgot about this picture. This is seriously my first time on /b/ since that happened. I stopped coming here, couldn't sleep the whole night. That thread fucked me up. Fuck you.

>>582779909
>jake Brahm

>>582779826
This.

This fucking post right here.

Do I sound like someone who would shoot up a fucking school of innocent kids? I acknowledge it was a fucked up joke.

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>>582779703
Shut up you amerifat.

>>582771343
Newfriend, yes I know summef started yesterday, doesn't mean you get to post on day two.

>>582779531
Hey, McDonald employees are all on food stamps because they are below the poverty line, Walmart had to run a food drive for its own full time employees.
Meanwhile the CEOs are flying around in private jets the size of most houses, literally having no way to spend all their money.

killing them however would mean getting put away forever by their paid politicians so if OP wants to go on a mass shooting and suicide spree, he shouldn't go after kids. Ever.

And celebrities are probably unfair targets, but they inspire people to great heights of stupidity

>>582780023
the mere fact you made this thread suggests you've given it some contemplation.

>>582780063

what the fuck stop posting that shit

>>582780023

We don't know you. That is the problem. The FBI will need to talk to you. Don't go killing yourself over it. You can probably come away OK if you are not already a delinquent, but you will have to talk to them. We just cannot leave our children's safety to chance.

>>582780023
YEAH I BET THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THE FBI TO THINK.

THEY AINT STUPID, AND YOU AINT SHOOTIN UP NO SCHOOL BUDDY.

PLAN HAS BEEN BUSTED

>>582774838
I remember when /b/ did that stuff nearly every day.

>>582780156

Yeah sure, just like 5/10 of /b/ has

IS SOMEONE GOING TO DELIVAR?

>>582780308
> citation needed
suggestion: buy some lube

Mods delete this thread pls. I can't delete it

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>>582779873
Daaaang boy, youre gonna get your salad tossed...

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So wise, should take notes newfags.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>582779531
>edgy

Did you know you are cancer?

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>>582780429
EVEN THE MODS ARE LAUGHING

Pretty big circle, this jerk

>>582773610
Australia and US have extradition treaties. But wouldn't have jurisdiction or reason to van you oversees. Aussie gov might at best be mad?`

>>582780525

Doubt it. Most school shooting threats start on 4chan this site would be monitered constantly. However I still doubt I'll get a visit from the FBI. Reading through these posts they would be able to determine I'm not serious about any of this shit. It was just a stupid joke

>>582780698
YUP OP THINKS HES LE MASTER TROLL BECAUSE NEWFAGS ARE FALLING FOR HIS B8

Post to old, can't delete.

Fuck

>>582780814

They are falling for my bait, how am I not a troll?

>>582780745
Are you like, litterally retarded?

It WILL be taken serious idiot. Because they'll just assume you're still going to shoot up a school despite the fact that you said you're only kidding.

Gotta own up for you dumb jokes sometimes kid.

Enjoy prison.

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>>582780742
Aus gov hates amerifats. If you didnt know that you are a fuckwit.

>>582780745
Pic-related for you newfriend

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>>582780745

>>582780973

Lol yeah, "enjoy prison" when they don't find a single fucking weapon in my house

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>>582780972
BECAUSE ITS SHITTY B8

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>>582771343
Yes

>>582772458
>being this new

>>582780972

You're going to prison.

>>582781073 I know, still baited tho

>>582778945
fuckin faggot amircunt
ps. canada hates you

>>582780638
No Anon. YOU are the faggots!
>And then anon was a faggot

>>582771343
Yes.

I'm a teenager who has never held a gun in his life, what a fucking danger I am to society. All putting me in prison would do is ruin my life/education.

>>582771965
>>582774898
fucking moralfags everywhere.

>>582781072
I hate this smug motherfucker right here.

FBI

If you are reading. I'm going to make it my night goal to have this kid assassinated within the next 24 hours. This is not a joke. I have ties in the deep web.

Why would you even. If you got problems dont take em out on other peoplw

>>582781373

It isn't being smug, it's stating facts

>>582781324

I doubt you will go to prison. I told you that already. Of course, I am not a lawyer so don't quote me on it.

But man how did you think you were not going to need to be interviewed, psychologically evaluated, etc., over this?

I should not have to tell you this, but besides threatening on /b/ to hurt children, also do not yell "bomb" in an airport. Holy shit, it's just common sense!

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>>582781476
>>582781324
I don't care.

Only thing that awaits you now is death.

I swear to God /b/ is fucking retarded, taking my thread seriously. American schools must get shot up alot huh?

>>582781373
if u can get the deets, i'll see if im close enough

>>582781214
Someone post his IP I am on phone. No pc. I will go to OPs house. Will delivrar

My IP is 122.168.05.163
Use you haxor skills anonymoose

>>582781585
Boy, that was fast.

This kid's either an amateur or really stupid.

Coins will be sent to your account once the job is done. Take pics if you can. I need to set and example out of this guy.

>Posts death threats
> No go to jail
>I post death threats
>me go to jail

much logic

Oh man its going to be suspenseful day for you OP.
Who will get there first the Fbi or the assassin?