ITT: Stupid Lightsaber ideas
i feel baited into this but fuck it im gonna post it anyways
Are you ready for fredi?
New rumor is J.J. is going to introduce an all new weapon called the light saber shooter. It's basically a rifle thay shoots out double bladed light sabers like a machine gun. I can't wait to see it!
more ways to parry, its practical
What if your glasses were made out of lightsaber?
You wouldn't get your head cut off anymore.
double-sided laser nunchaku
in a parallel universe
this isn't even my final form XD
Someone archive this shit!
New leaked photo from Episode Vlll
no enemy can defeat him
his glorious lightsaber rings surround him so he slams into shit to slice it apart, perfect plan
combining my two masterpieces,i have created a long range lightsaber launcher that can also slam into shit, give me mah monies george lucas
instead of crying about mistakes we should look for solutions
the ultimate warrior
official concept art leak from JJ himself
"Some of these are pretty good, yup."
The lightsaber should be like a katana
Can O' Laser
Yeah itl have folded 100x laser strength ninja steel for beeing sneaky. Also the best weapon to use in a zombah apocalypse. I tip to your good taste of supreme weaponry
Lightshafter 270, Designed for assassins disguised as male prostitutes to kill feminists will low self esteem in the late future.
I call it the LightSavior
Reminds me of the time some kids were telling me about alternate star wars books. Like fan made but approved to get published.
One had a dude with light sabers surgically put all over his body "but had safety shut offs hooked to his spine so he can't accidentally kill himself."
Another one had "Jedi" from another galaxy. But instead of light sabers they had snakes that when they wanted to fight became all stiff and could cut like a light saber.
lazer shovel or lazer hammer
Used by Darth Champ
Oh, fuck. Bruce lee would definitely kill himself with those.
How about a light saber that is attached to a droid, but its a dick. And the droid is very seductive
>droid infiltrates enemy hideouts and ships
>fucks them to death
Available on etsy. I know what I'm getting my wokie for Christmas!
no handle is pretty unpractically
Light saber armor and bracers + light saber knuckles and feet-light sabers for close up fights.
you could make up some bullshit about how the guy made his lightsaber this way because it hurts him and the pain helps him meditate and achieve a serene state of mind
There, now it has a functional crossguard that is
a) less likely to chop your fucking hand off if you hold it wrong
b) capable of actually locking in another sabre without it causing it to slide the fuck along your sword , chopping off the crossguard
wow this is really good like wow dude seriously this is like revolutionary like shit man you should send this into disney or something fucking wowswers m80
Someone edit this into star wars related
no, i got an even better idea to send to Disney.
It's like, this weapon that shoots lead, propelled by a gunpowder explosion.
and if a jedi tries to deflect it with their lightsaber, all that will happen is the sabre will melt the metal, causing molten lead to spray all over them at a speed greater than sound.
Everyone sure bitches about the new design. But everyone seems to forget how ridiculous Irek Ismaren/Lord Nyax (and several other characters with similar designs) was in the Expanded Universe.
This shit was canon too.
Bugged the fuck out of me since I first read it. And yes, he does battle like this.
Wouldn't this one be a lot more effective like this?
Just cut the bridge alltogether and just do three openings instead
Or even better, five, so they can't just slide the other way around
lel kek I just made pic related, because there cant be a thread without a /b/anana
Would it actually be so bad though?
>with big star crystal (or whatever) inside)
>pointing in every direction
Sure, it's not as agile as a sword, which makes it hard to use it to dodge, but it could still be an effective slayer weapon
Phrik is one of the few materials that resists lightsaber blows.
Also platsteel, microiron, permcrete, durasteel and other materials can resist blows from lasers. Not actual sabers though. Vader's armor was mixture of obsidian, platsteel and other materials to make it more durable.
imagine an army of these
I'm fuckin dying
Personally I think it's just esthetics.
It looks brutal, maybe a reference to the claymore.
It just has a very Sith-ish feeling to it.
Making the gaurd point inwards, and close to the blade would nullify that.
But that's just me.
Fucking yes. That gave me a good idea.
I agree, thats all there is to that design.
Just like the laser that seems more unstable than the sabers in the old films and the difference in sound.
Also. Also. This.
Made this the other day after seeing the trailer
more like this
All of my want
oh shit, i have a leaked image of the sith lord that will be seen in a flashback in the new star wars movie!
are you ready?
Too much of a pussy for close ranged combat? Don't want to degrade yourself by using shitty bows and arrows?
Then the lightspear is just right for you!
Actually there was some quote that the lightsaber with the two little beams stick out was like that because the main blade was unstable and they let out the excess energy.
Look at it.
It isn't an improvement over the classic design, it's a redundant eyesore.
Nothing was ever going to top the double edged lightsaber anyway.
I think its rather cool actually.
Plus its Disney everyone should expect ridiculous additions that will make no sense at all
No point getting so worked up over it
I haven't spent last 40 years under a rock no
Then again if you think about 99% of star wars follower are lifeless basement dwellers to which explaining anything other then a new WoW add on is close to impossible
they should just do this