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Cat caught a mouse. It's still alive but breathing funny

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Cat caught a mouse. It's still alive but breathing funny like it has a punctured lung or something I took a video of it. What should I do?
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Cum on it then light on fire
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>>582534787

An hero.
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>>582534787
probably mouth-to-mouth to be sure. and duct tape any leaks
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go buy helium balloons
tie them to mouse
send it to space
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>>582534948
This please
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>>582534787
i remember one time i caught a mouse and wanted to be nice and let it outside. i put it in a pot and covered it and brought it outside.

when i went to let it go it was dead from fear so i just tossed it in the woods.

oh the memories.
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>>582534787
video OP
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>>582534787
that dead mouse looks so cartoony. idk why.
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tie a string around it's tail and swing it around really fast, might as well give him the ride of a lifetime right before he dies
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>>582534787
kill it
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That mouse is dying of nerve gas
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>>582535253
Why?

Put it out of it's misery. Drown it? Idk, something not cruel.
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>>582535232

This
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>>582534787
I hate to say it but it's probably dying so you should put it out of its misery
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>>582534787
Put sharpie in it's pooper
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Put it in a bucket of water. Most humane way to kill it.
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Let it out. Either that or give it a merciful end by stomping / pellet gun / hammer / whatever you have.
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stick a needle in his butt and then peirce your lip with the needle
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>>582534787
What is that white and black thing above his tail?
penis?
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>>582535232
This
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>>582534787
put the damned thing out of its misery. then cum on it and throw into the open window of a passing car
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>>582534787
Is that a tooth in his asshole?

Try moving him around with your finger, if he scrambles around hes got enough fight to live. If he just sits there hes not going to live and you should just kill it.
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blow into its mouth with a straw until you pop the lungs and fill its body with air. post pic of inflated mouse.
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Add to mouse 91% isopropyl alcohol, dropwise.
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>>582535537
You have to atleast give it some sexual pleasure, than ruin it with a climax. Just killing it would be cruel

Plus I need to fap
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>>582534787
You should get cancer and die.
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>>582534787
OP where are you from, my cat usually eats the body and leaves the heads by the bottom of my bed in the morning, but our mice are much lighter, almost a tan color
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show dick
then put it outside for bugs to feast on
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ok this won't hurt it. tie a string gently around his middle and hang it off your penis while you take a piss.
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>>582535389
>>582535389
I'm pretty sure that's just all mice
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>>582534787
prove you are an american and pull out you gun and end its pain

if you dont you are both a terrorist and a communist, or a faggy euro
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My cat was sitting on my lap when suddenly there was an unholy stink. The cat looked up at me with what I swear was a smug expression, like it was going "look, I farted too". True story.

Also don't be an ass. Cervically dislocate the little bugger. Two fingers on the back of its head at the base of the spine and pull with firm pressure on the tail until its neck breaks. Quick and clean.
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Definately light it on fire. Chop off one of its back legs first so it doesn't run back into your house and burn it down
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Can't light it on fire if it's wet with cum.
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>>582534787
Take a video of you jacking off and letting the load out all over its face,
Be sure to get it in the mouth.
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>>582536383
gay and boring
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>>582536383
Sure you can. You got any lighter fluid?
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>>582534787
Save it's life you faggot piece of nigger shit!!!
Hopefully a nigger punctures your lung with it's guerilla dick you faggot slut!
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>>582534948
Please delivar!!!!
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>>582536626
I wish I could cum lighter fluid. That would be so fucking useful.
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>>582536573
You would say that, faggot fuck...
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>>582536383
Behead it.
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>>582536812
Yeah, wouldn't have to spend $7 every time you run out, you just have to wait a while
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>>582536383
Idk what's more disgusting, you or your floor
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bash him over the head with a bat or something and throw the body in the trash, that mouse is fucked either way better to just get it over with.
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>>582537103
A while? I cum everyday!
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582533
>Dude my zipo's outta juice get horny
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>>582537315
Now just need two more ingredients. Cum and lighter fluid to make the ritual complete
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Find an ant bed and set it on top of it, watch the ants sting it and slowly dismember it.
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>>582534787
space program
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>>582534787
You should probably post naked pictures of your sister, as long as she's 18.
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>>582534948
Not a lizard but yes this
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>>582537929
>as long as she's 18
What're you some kind abrosexual
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>>582535537
>Drown it
>Something not cruel
are you fucking retarded
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>>582534787

post the video. i work with mice so i'm interested in this shit.
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>>582537315
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>>582538219
Translation: "I am a furry please rape me in the ass"
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>>582537929
>as long as she's 18

drugs in my system pls stop making me laugh, anon's post wasn't even all that funny.
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>>582537315
shoot it in the head with a bb gun or fucking .22

just put the poor guy out of it's misery :(
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>>582538470

fuck you, i'm a lab tech. i wean, do surgery on, and then murder the fuckers with c02. they're how i make my living so i'm interested
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>>582538693
Translation: "I am a furry in a lab coat please rape me in the ass"
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>>582538564
>neighbor calls police
>hears a gunshot
>police arrive
>sir are you ok? we had reports of gunshots
>ya was just putting poor mouse out of misery :^(
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>>582538693
Translation: "I am a furry in a lab coat please violently rape me in the ass"
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4chan on the phone sucks. What site should I use to upload the video?
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>>582535232

Ground control to major mouse
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>>582539098
>Sorry officer but somebody rolled dubs
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>>582539183
yewtewb
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>>582534787
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>>582539271
Oh man im imagining that whole video with a mouse and it's adoravle
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>>582538693
Translation: "I am a furry in a lab coat please rape me in the ass"
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>>582539183
redtube
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>>582538693

lol lab tech
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I'll bet there's a market for furry lab coats.
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Space program
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>>582539573
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>>582539741
Lab coats worn by furries or lab coats for people studying the arctic
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>>582534787
show it a piece of mercy and simply kill it, drop something heavy on it hard enough you know it will die right away, or whatever you think is ok, this is but a chance to be better than just some guy cumming on a dying mouse for others amusement.
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>>582537315
I like this.
it's like you're doing a satanic ritual for /b/.
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>>582539862
So every joke is bait now?
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Fuck off /an/fags. If OP wants to kill a mouse with sheer cruelty then so be it.
Fuck, I hate the new /b/ with all these sensitive faggots. I don't care. Call me edgy.
That's when things were good. This site is becoming 9gag.
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>>582539183

dont do it op.
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>>582540032
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So I have a hammer, lighter fluid or knife. Which is it going to be?
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>>582539098
it's not the smartest thing to do, but my dad shot a mouse in our backyard with a .22 (pistol) and no cops arrived. We live in densely populated suburbs

22s are more like sharp cracks than gunshots, and with just one im sure no one is going to give a damn or give it a second thought.
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>>582539991
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>>582540332
Ignore these crying faggots. Kill it with all of them!
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>>582539958
Precisely. See? We're getting multipurpose up in here. You just add some fur to a lab coat. Let the people decide how to use it.
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>>582540312
And yes that was the intent of the pattern.
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>>582540332
Hammer
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>>582540154
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>>582540332
Cut off tail, put tail into mouth/rectum light end of tail on fire and shove the hammer into your left nip.
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>>582539183
where is the pentagram?
>newfag
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>>582540332
shove it up your ass
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>>582540332


dont do it OP! have a heart and give it a burial.
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>>582540332
Hammer, then knife, then lighter

Be creative OP
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>>582540332
Soak mouse with lighter fluid. Stab the tail. Crush balls with hammer. Light on fire after 3 minutes. 5 get
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lighter fluid
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Give it back to your cat fag
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>>582540332
lighter fluid. cutting open barely alive animals or smashing their heads/bodies is boring.
If it were more alive and completely awake then it would be fun to open it.
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>>582540550
Furry faggot
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>>582540958
Whose balls OP's or the mouse's
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>>582540910
Just fuck off already. You're cancer.
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>>582539183
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1. Buy fireworks
2. Attach lil mouse to one of them
3. Light it
4. Watch the lil nigga fly and explode lel
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>>582540332
eat mouse, wash it down with fluid, stab your own asshole, and hammer your dick.
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>>582535327
At least you tried m7 good night sweet mouse
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>>582541158
>implying OP has balls
He might not even deliver.
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>>582541258
back to tumblr please
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>>582541258
Aw shit, you're gonna get blood thrown on you at the VMAs OP
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Tail cut off
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>>582541138
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>>582535327

lost
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you edgy neckbeards
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I came home from work today to find a mouse caught in a trap my roommates set up. Little guy was whimpering, which was how I noticed.

I assumed it was a box trap and I decided to set the little guy loose in a park. Low odds of survival, but it's a fighting chance. I set about preparing a shoebox for transport with air holes, torn paper for bedding and some lettuce for a snack.

When I actually dug into the back of the closet to fetch him, I saw that the plastic trap was actually a spring trap with plastic jaws. The mouse had just the tip of his snout crushed in the trap, a bit bloody.

It was too late to save him so I decided to give him a quick death. I took him–still caught in the trap and whimpering–and set him on the kitchen counter on a cardboard panel from the shoebox. I took a heavy knife, laid it across his neck and thwacked it with my palm, trying to break his neck.

At first I thought it killed him, but he was still twitching a bit so I drowned him in the sink. Taking him out of the trap, his snout was a bloody ruin. I threw him in the compost bin outside (San Francisco: every house has compost).

I am still pretty upset. It was just such a needlessly cruel way to go. Even for a mouse.

I drank some Ledaig 10 yr. I switched to yesterday's red wine, but scotch was definitely the way to go. Next the Scapa 16 yr because I really need to feel better.

In summary, please just give the little guy a merciful death and hope that someone will do the same for you one day.
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>>582541629
Says the furry
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>>582541623
now do its inferior fingers
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>>582541623

stop right there OP! think about what ur doing to that poor mouse!
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>>582541623
YES. Cut off one hand, OP
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>>582541687
You round shaved face
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>>582540332
wait!
Stick the knife up its rectum as far as it can go then set it upright so it's impaled. After that, light it on fire.
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>>582541623
Tail in mouse pooper
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>>582541623


looks dead already
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Seriously where to upload?
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>>582539098
>neighbor calls cops about nothing
>gun goes off
>police do not arrive
>sir are you ok? we did not have reports of gunshots
>yuh was just getting away with murder
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>>582540397
theres nothing wrong with valueing life, for example yours in considerably worth less than mine, but i would still crush your skull to put you out of your misery the same as i would a dying mouse.
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>>582541135
>mfw
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>>582541846
> ur
Just fuck off holy shit. Nobody cares about some stupid mouse.
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>>582541972
THIISSSS
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mouse looks already dead anyway
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>>582541984
YouTube
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>>582541898
>>582541972
That sequence of images is uncanny
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>>582541984
Vola
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>>582542119

people care anon! stop being a edgey faggot 13 year old that was severly abused by his father and get a heart instead!.
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>where were u when larry is kill
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>>582542103
Not the guy you're talking to but I could care less on how you handle a kill.
Let OP do his thing and stop being a fucking faggot.
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>>582541846
>Poor mouse

If you care about a mouse you are a faggot who probably gets pushed around all the time
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>>582541972
+1 like
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>>582542340
you, well i might shit in your mouth after you pass, but at least i would'nt do it before
>out of respect
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>>582542328
Larry was a god-tier wizard, he had to be fucking stopped before he got his god damn shoes.
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I think the mouse was already dead
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>>582542619
I know your mom was already dead
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>>582542542
I literally just said I don't care.

let OP do this thing, I'm not repeating myself.
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>>582541984
mega
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I'm working on uploading it via Vid.me right now. On my laptop while it loads.
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>>582542103
It is an inferior being, and if you have sympathy for it, you are too. Mice are fucking nasty
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>>582542368
or an animal lover who just likes cute little fuzzy things :(
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>>582542368
WOAH! Watch it with that edge, Eugene.
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>>582534787
Jerk him off.
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YEAH YEAH FIRE FIRE !
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>>582541557

Fine.
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>>582542781
>literally
go ahead and repeat yourself, i literally don't care either
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>>582541984
Don't torture that mouse op. Just kill it in a decent way

Also this:
>>582542323
>stop being a edgey faggot 13 year old that was severly abused by his father and get a heart instead!
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>>582542847
I rather be edgy than a fucking crying pussy
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>>582542847
Its be careful with that edge Eugene

If you're going to parody song lyrics parody them right
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>>582542736
sounds like some middle school shit
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>>582538693
Translation: "I am a furry in a lab coat please violently rape me in the ass"
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>>582535591
Agreed
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>>582543045
Ya that's what your mom said
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>>582542736
I think that nigger nigger was nigger nigger nigger the nigger
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>>582542368
>>582542368

ouch, that edge was pretty sharp there.
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>>582543003
you're edges are on ffffire
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What the fuck guys, not even on their darker days has been such retarded threads on /b/ i don't even fucking care about the mouse but shit guys you are impressed by a sociopath harming a mouse that is probably already dead? you are a bunch of fucking faggots i wish 4chan dies already, it won't ever be a good site again
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>>582542806
theres a reason you are the way you are anon, and maybe you should look at life as precious for everything no just the high you get from mountain dew
>you are not superior you simply have opposable thumbs
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>>582542974
I seem upset? I'm not the stop spouting NO PLS OP ;( Don't kill a fucking mouse!

OP is going to torture this mouse and you can't do shit about it. Sit back and enjoy or fuck off already
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>>582542921
HUE-HUH HUHUH SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER HUEH
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>>582543129
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I'm uploading the first one right now on vid.me.
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>>582541687
Lel, faggot
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>>582543275
4chan was ever good?
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>>582543003
>>582543003

be honest anon, were you hit with the belt and slippers as a kid? do u hate your parents? tell me about your inner feelings bro, maybe we can help dull those edges!
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>>582543436
Hot dog
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>>582541898
>>582541972
wew lad
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>>582543275
Sorry I must have wandered out of the sophisticated cultured threads, my mistske
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put it in the freezer
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>>582543275

If you think fucking with a rat is fucked up, why not go to africa where they kill people for toilet paper
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Look mommy, it's a scumbag.
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OP SHALL SURELY DELIVER
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>>582543546
Let's talk about it in another thread.
This is a mouse torture thread.
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>>582543546
Who the fuck hits kids with slippers

That's some pussy ass shit
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4chan is the same
just a bunch of fags who decided to move to 4chan from 9gag
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>>582543436
I never did understand. Did they some it in accelerant or something, or are dogs just humorously flammable naturally?
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Fucking vid.me is taking a long time
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>>582543843
its gangtsa u aint gangsta nigga get the fuck otta hear
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>>582543776

lets talk about it in this thread anon. dont hide your feelings, we want to help so you wont abuse animals. that mouse did nothing wrong.
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>>582534787
Dude let the cat claim it's reward and maybe it will even leave a little trophy for you like the tail or something
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>>582543456
>le 4chan was never good maymay

Just kill yourself, you know it was a great site otherwise you wouldn't be here

>>582543694
its not fucked up, that's the thing, this is just retarded, it has no fucking point, its a shitty thread, this is something a child would do if left alone with a dying mouse
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>>582543339
you keep responding, i won after the 1st time, my whole point was to make someone else at least think about this, even if you disagree with me i still won because today someone challenged your notion that you are above all else and made you react.
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>>582544141
You just discovered true basic form of 4chan. >Retarded.
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>>582544141
If it has no point and if it's something a child would do then why are you so butthurt?
>>582544107
No. Talking about feelings has nothing to do with this thread. Make a new thread for this shit.
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>>582535854
I can just imagine it now, some poor folks on their daily school and work run, the kid sitting in the backseat of the car... Whiling the journey away...

Then all of a sudden -- out of fucking nowhere -- some goddamn flying Zombie Pikachu comes racing through the window with cum dripping from it spraying everywhere as it hits the object of impact.

That kid will never look at the Pokemon franchise the same way again without reciting the memories of this glorious event.

Do it, OP
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>>582544120

cats have a habbit of giving there owners or any other guy who gives said cat food as a "thank you".

i use to feed a stray cat. always brought birds to my door step.
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>>582541187
>not being edgy and batshit autistic
>equal to cancer
sure thing,bro
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>>582544164
TL;DR I'm a faggot who hates fun and loves cock
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>>582543312
>uses feces to build nest
>wallows in its own filth
>infests homes and spread disease
It deserves cum and fire
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>>582544643
Are we talking about the mouse or about Americans?
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>>582544164
I tip my fedora to you, great scholar. You're a master in interner discussions.
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>>582544031
It's ok op, we can wait alittle longer
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>>582544504

it has alot to do with this thread anon. you see, edgey kids like you were usually abused as a kid 100% of the time.

be it physical abuse or verbal abuse of ur day calling u a worthless peice of shit. so, out of anger/hatred for ur parents or whoever abused u as a kid, u take it out on innocent animals to fill your own pain.

its a problem anon, a problem that can be solved by not taking it out on these animals.
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>>582544884
wow really u just took it too far now i know this is 4chan but wow really
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>>582544592
>TL;CR
>too long cant read, fixed it for you
thats cool bro just keep at it, try sounding out the words 1st
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>>582544884
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Vids are coming I promise
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>>582544884
top kek
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>>582544164

>won
>/b/
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>>582543546
lol wut? this kid was raped for sure, I hope he find redemption in his heart and with time we be witness his or her audition in America´s Next Drag Queen.
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I'm getting tired of these animal huggers.

I've got about two mice caught in my basement. I will torture them in the name of 4chan.
For all of the posts that annoyed me in the thread I will cut off a certain amount of fingers that'll match it to a live mouse.
call me edgy. But that won't save the mouse.
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>>582544884

incoming shitstorm.

the flames were hot with this post
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>>582544643
i wanted a witty reply but>>582544884
has me questioning everything now,>>582544960
fedoras look good on no one period
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Hey I ate a lizard yesterday kek
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>>582545129
F...f-faaaa...faaa-g-ot
Faggot
You're a faggot
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>>582541623
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
just kill the damned thing and put it out of it's misery. it's been through enough, why torture the fucking thing? the hell man
setting up candles and shit like its a rite of passage to kill a little mouse. you wanna get eaten by a giant sewer rat one day son?
>DO YA?
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>>582545250
>waiting
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>>582545250
I'm coming, I promise <3
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Yee
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>>582534787

sacrifice it to anubis, then drain its carcass of blood and fill its lifeless veins with a hooker's tears

hook it up to a car battery after laying it in a bed of kosher salt, wait for the blood moon and then dredge up every bit of necromancy you can muster from the ars magicorum to 'revive' it with the 'horn' of osiris, fashioned from papyrus reeds bound by golden hair plucked from a virgin's head

then throw the nasty little squirming bastard in the tank with your pet rattlesnake and watch mr. rattles eat the evidence before it transforms into an undead mouse
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>>582545494
sick comeback did you get that off your mom?
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>>582545558
no he's cumming, big difference
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>>582545487
Did it taste like chicken?
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>>582544884
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>>582545671

*tips fedora
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>>582545708
No, it was gross
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>>582541258
>Implying that PETA can actually do anything
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>>582534787
>What should I do?

magick

' as i will, so moot it /b/ '
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>>582545837
>high five!
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>>582544492
>>582544504
If you really think rearded is the basic of 4chan you haven't seen the good times
Theres ''retarded'' and ''RETARDED'' learn the difference

I'm not mad, i'm just sad that these threads get so much attention when interesting threads get deleted constantly because no one pays attention to them, things used to be better years ago, and the only way to really prove it is if someone who left the site in 2007/2008 comes back, because it was such a gradual transition to shit that i can't even pick the moment when it started turning to shit
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Alright, slight change. I have a live mouse that I will torture. (Pics soon)
For every post that annoys me and tries to make me stop I will cut off one of the mouse finger.
I want you animal faggots to cry. Pics incoming.
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>>582545059
>little cute animal about to die is being tortured.
>better keep calling people edgey and say that they were abused.
Look mom! Im cool in the internet! I will change the world! :D
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>>582545440
Prime example
Pic related
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>>582545409

the funny thing is, the mouse in the OP is long dead. so its not even torture, its just some faggot cremating a dead mouse.

also, you dont have any captured mice anon. stop bluffing and just share your child hood abuse stories with us all.
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>>582541258
What do you honestly think PETA will do?
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>>582546008
Ya no one cares that you live in a rats nest
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https://vid.me/Tjvo
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>>582546013

were you abused aswell anon? its OK to admit it really.
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>>582546209
You do realize that's one finger, right anon?
You could have stopped it
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>>582546008
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>>582546160
It's a joke buddy

That's why he put the county as /b/
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>>582546281
>https://vid.me/Tjvo
OP DELIVERS. you aren't so fag like after all
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>>582545871
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>>582546281
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>>582546008
I like where this is going.
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>>582546281
ty OP
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>>582546281
where is the fucking fire?
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>>582546413
I lied, OP massive faggot, vid not worth
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>>582546076
this is now a fedora thread
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>>582546076
those hats are silly and require a zoot suit to pull off properly so ...... fuck you?!
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>>582546281
Just put it out of his misery
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>>582546281
The crazy son of a bitch did it
>>
Beat with cactus
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>>582546281
>no fire
>no mouse head split in half
you're doing it wrong op
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>>582546281
fuck you man a whole minute of boring
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U are all evil people here on /b
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FREE TIMMY !
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>>582546843
Go back to sleep, mom.
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>>582546281
Nice work op, i knew You had it in you
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>>582546002
Let me guess, interesting for you are boxxy, traps, furry and ylyl threads. Go back to le 9gag faggot.
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>>582546657
>>582546875
it's like wearing a stovetop hat like abe lincoln, except that would be classy
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>>582546843
*BEEP BEEP*
newfag detected
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>>582546657
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Hello there brothers
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>>582546843
yes, they are
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>>582546843
Welcome to 4chan, this is your first lesson
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>>582547187
hey its still some evil shit. i mean, if you killed it quickly i dont think it would be bad. you'd be doing the little guy a favor. but what the fuck are you doing, trying to torture him?
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>>582547246
>>
Stop torturing the poor animal, how would you like it if someone did this to you?
>>
https://vid.me/ylGh
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Put your cock in it
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>>582547746
Is she hot?
>>
>>582547539
CP/gore/vore/etc. threads daily. Gets butthurt over half dead mouse.

WTF is happening to /b/
>>
this is pretty sad actually ._.
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>>582547515
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>>582547816
What about the cum OP?
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>>582545350
i took my time thinking about a response to this, i 'd love to call you faggot or ballscum licker, or insinuate your moms a mexican tranny, but that would digress from my point, winning is about making someone else grow as a person, whether its a mile a day or half a inch without losing sight of your own personal growth
>especially on /b/
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>>582547539
If I caught a half-dead mouse I'd torture him to death for /b/'s amusement, no question. I remember there was one time an OP blended a rat and then drank it on cam.
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>>582547816
>https://vid.me/ylGh
No cum? still fail
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>>582548048
>https://vid.me/ylGh

There is still time. Mouse remains alive.
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>>582547879
/b/ cares more about animals getting hurt than people
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>>582547746
I would come whine on a mouse torture thread kek
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>>582547879
well none of those things are original content, theyre just fucking scary
i mean if he was actively raping someone or killing a person, i would feel differently lol
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>>582547879
>implying he doesn't bitch in those threads too
yeah about that
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>>582547816
It's cute how he wiggles its little feet
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>>582547816
Just give him a quick death and post video
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>>582547816
Holy fuck I can't stop watching
Needs more cum though
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVSEhd1uyTU Dont be a beta... eat the fucking mouse!! eat it!!
>>
PLEASE LET MISTER MOUSEY LIVE I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF OP KILLED IT
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>>582547739
>nignog
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>>582547816
>https://vid.me/ylGh
ayy
>>
Mouse in poopr or gtfo
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>>582547739
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>582548307
seriously do that. like chop his head off or something like that but dont make him suffer like this

you wanna have a dead mouse before you even give the last hit????

oh yeah i win
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hey Op you still got that hammer correct?

smash one of its legs
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Please just fucking kill it with a hammer
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>>582534787
put it outside far from your house, let nature do the rest it's already in pains
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>>582548743
Newfag doesn't know how to change id
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come on OP dont be a faggot only autist faggots burn or poison animals SMASH ITS HEAD WITH THE HAMMER !!!
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>>582548891
NO SMASH LEG SMASH LEG!!!
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>>582534787
Thanks, OP. You just convinced me once and for all that humans are sick little monkeys with no souls. I was struggling with that before.
I hope you burn like that fucking mouse, you sick little shit.
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https://vid.me/tBc1

I switched to the laptop as the phone is hard to type on and stupid fucking captcha's are slowing me down.
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>>582548653
I second this
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>>582548948
Its pasta
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>>582549061
oh and 9/11, the lolocaust and hiroshima didnt do that already?
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>>582548948
Kek

captcha: mouse chickens
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>>582549121
>https://vid.me/tBc1
you're a fag hit it with a hammer
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>>582549061

took you long enough
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>>582549121
Hammer Time!
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Alright so the mouse is very much still alive. I still have the lighter fluid and a hammer or we could use the knife more. What is the popular vote?
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>>582547816
Cum on it you pussy
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>>582548827
Smash . Leg
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>torturing defenseless almost dead animal
>look at me so alpha
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>>582549261
or the BIBLE? the bibles got some of the best cp and gore on planet earth
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>>582549441
Hammer on legs, then cum+lighterfluid
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>>582549441
hammer to the knee you gotta extend the things suffering
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>>582549441
fucking lighter fluid, you retarded faggot, but only after you unload your cum cannon on it
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This is not about being alpha heaven, this is about me enjoying some depravity.
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>>582549441
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>>582549441
Cut off legs, put then in mouth, cum on the hammer, light onn fire and hit it with the hammer
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>>582549441
god damnit
im out of this bitch
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H A M M E R
A M M E R H
M M E R H A
M E R H A M
E R H A M M
R H A M M E
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>>582549473
Comes to /b/ for peace and culture
Forgot I'm the only fucked up one here
Better cum on that mouse before you get called alpha again
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>>582544107
No, pussy.
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I was a mouse like you once, but then I took a hammer to the knee.

now i have to deal with these fucking red guards and theyre curved fucking swords
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Sleepy time for mr. mouse!
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alright so hammer the legs it is then
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Someone make a new thread
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