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You are a spider. While going about your spider business, you

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You are a spider. While going about your spider business, you encounter three teenagers.

They want to go for badges in Insect Torture (they are idiots, the concept of spiders not being insects doesn't exist to them).

The last number of your post indicates how powerful your venom is as per the following scale:

common

0: completely harmless
1: offers a mild burning sensation around the bite site,otherwise harmless
2: causes minor pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
3: causes slightly more pain and localized swelling, but still no long-lasting effects
4: causes pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
5: pain, localized swelling and general malaise for a few hours.
6: extreme pain, localized swelling and sickness for a few hours.
7: causes extreme pain, comparable to that of being electrocuted and shot at the same time
8: requires immediate medical attention, can cause paralysis if left untreated
9: near-instantly kills the cells local to the bite, quickly (medically speaking) spreading into other areas, eventually attacking and killing both the heart and the brain

uncommon

42=once you bite someone you can mind control them
69=you can suck the life out of individuals and become bigger and stronger
74=you can eat an entire hand with just one bite
89=you can run faster than the speed of sound and kill in seconds
15=When you bit someone their head explodes
21=everyone you bit gets malaria,AIDS and ebola

rare

000=you can spit your a venom that can melt flesh up to 6 meters
1111=you become 100 meters tall
2222=you can kill someone just by looking into their eyes
3333=you can multiply into one thousand deadly spiders in just three seconds
4444=smokey the bear comes and cut the eyes of everyone that tries to kill you
other quads=your venom can perforate steel
0000=you are the spider god and you have god powers

Will you be able to protect yourself?
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Lets do this
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>>582456817
roll
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>>582456817
Rolling for the best.
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yolo
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Spiderbro doesn't hurt no teens. I don't need venom stronger than, say, to kill a wasp or hornet.

Rolling for SPIDERBRO
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rell
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>>582456817
Fuck yeah
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>>582457082
Haha you are dead
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>>582457536
fuck no
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>>582457479
suck my dick you cunt-nuggets
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>>582456817
Rollin
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Rollin 4 man-spider
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>>582456817
Roll for Über-Spider
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Rollin'
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rollll
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Welp, this is gonna suck.
If I lose my legs, tell my wife she's a fuckin' cunt.
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>>582456817
>7
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>>582457740
Great, I am squash
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roll m80s
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>>582456817
I am most likely about to die.
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roliando
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I'm set. Come @ me br0's
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>>582456817
Epic spider appears
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Rolling even though DUBS, TRIPS, AND QUADS DON'T HAPPEN ANY MORE, except zeros, of course
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69 ungoliant GET
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>>582456817
Rollin.
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Spider powers activated
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>>582456817
Hope I die fast
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rolling for god of spodermen
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rerolio
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ups
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>>582456817
Rolly roll
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>>582456817
rollin
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niggers
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Rol
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asda fucking price

captcha: him andlyff
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rererolli
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ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
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Rool
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Wandering spider go!
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Rolling for head explosions
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>>582456817
rollin
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>>582456817

by the power of spider bro
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Ayy lmao
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Fuck
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>>582456817
Roll
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Let's fucking get it on
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eyyy roll
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>>582456817
roll
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>>582456817
Roll
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>>582459368
Ah so close to 69.
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Lets do this
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>>582456817
rest go 4444
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>>582456817
roll
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role
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Don't squish me bro
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Rolling for good thread
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>>582459652
lame!
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bring it on
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>>582456817
lets find out
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Where's Skitter when you need her?
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Raaaawr
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roll!.
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>>582456817
spiderbro reporting for duty
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>>582456817
Imme biet 2 de b8
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>Okay, fuck it! I'ze be rollin'!
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hai guise
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Spidergod get
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lets kill these faggots
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ralling
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>>582460003
fuck me so close
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quads gogoggo
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>>582456817
r0ll
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Sheeeeit
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Spiderman get
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I will not be stopped
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>>582456817
Why not?
Roll
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them pubers er gunna die
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god i come
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Reroll
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Bring it on kiddos
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mkay
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>>582456817
heyoo
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>>582456817
fuggen 89
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Bitchesima spider
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Spidermayng reroll
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Roll
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reroll
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roll niggers
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>>582460389
holy fuck watch out for this guy right here
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rolling for domination
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Rolololing
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>>582461239
das my shit
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>>582456817
k
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>>582456817

>filename
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rolan
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swag
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Meh
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rúllandi
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whut?
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>>582456817
Rollerino
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Rawl
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>>582456817
Rolling for badass spider
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kill giga nigga
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>>582456817
This is good thread

Rolling
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i hate spiders.
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rolllll
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Allah acba
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Spidergod get!
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>>582456817
aracnophobic here
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>>582456817
rollan
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I am master spooder
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>>582462498
Awww yus bitch, I made it
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NOM
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Rolling against degeneracy
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hope to kill
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rr to better-protect the brotherhood.
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>>582462680

RIP
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rolll
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Get the FUCK AWAY FROM ME
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>>582456817

ROLL GET QUAD GO!
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rolling for Jesus OP
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destroy spider
is only
jokes not funny
bang a drum till stuff happens
yea ok w/e
multivol fan fics suk btw
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¡¡¡May the spider gods bless me with power to vanquish mein enemies!!!
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>>582462170
>ID is Suzy
Kek

let's see how fucked I am !
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curious
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Give me eye-kill power
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>>582456817
Rolling because spiderbros are cool as fuck
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>>582458167
Wait, nope, I think I survived
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rolll
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>>582456817
rolan
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#rollo #yolo
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>>582456817
rolling for spidy powers
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Rolling down a sandhill
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I would much rather be a spidergoat than a spidergod.
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Let's kill this faggot ass punk ass limp dick gay ass motherfuckers.
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I'm gonna fuggen bite those kids :DD
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Touch me i dare you
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>>582456817
rolle
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>>582456817
rolls
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>>582456817
Da yeaghghggh
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Rollin'
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>>582456817
Rolling!
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>>582456817
they see me rollin
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Yolo roll
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spider roll
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rolll
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Rawl
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Randy!
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>>582464042

42, mindcontrol inc.
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>>582456817
rolling
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They see me scuttlin
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roll
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spider rooll
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>>582456817
rollin
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>>582464293
Fuck
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>>582463914
damn no kils
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>>582464540
kek
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>>582456817
I am best spoder.
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Eight legged roll
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Rollin niggaaa
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>>582464909
I am deadliest common spoder, Huzzah!
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ready to kill a kunt
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>>582456817
Rollolol
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spiderbro!!!
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Rollan for justice.
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rolin
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>>582456817
Rolling
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get alpha/omega spider
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>>582456817
time for spidershit
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>>582465230
Reroll
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Rawl
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Am best spoder
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rallin
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Rollin.
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>>582456817

I AM THE ULTIMATE SPIDER
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Bahhh
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>>582456817
rell
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reroll
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got this
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>>582465902

it just takes a sec to charge my power
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Rolling...
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Rolling for Peter parker
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spyder babies
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rollz
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C'mon deadly venom
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Rollingz
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>>582466289
win
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0 get
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>>582456817
bump
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>>582456817
15 get
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>>582466042
Payback time, bitches!
54 decides what happens
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ubetcha
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>>582466289
real fuckin' neeto
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>>582466670
or completely harmless =]
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Let's fuck some spider bitches with my spider god powers boys.
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>>582456817
Rollin'
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I'll protect myself with condom
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Johj
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Derp
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>>582456817
spidar
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kill plox
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Rollin'
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what i get
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Kevin
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>>582456817
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Asse
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spider spider
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roolll
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>>582456817
rawl
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Christian
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rolan
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rolling for life
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sure, why not
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>>582456817
Rolo
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ooookay roll!
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>>582456817
rel
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Rollin'
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Fuckit, I'm in
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Rollan for muh spider-life.
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Roll for spider god
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Learn how to do it fgts
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spoderman
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rollan
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Last time I could spit venom, what can I do this time?
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>>582456817
Roll
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>>582456817
rollin
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roooll
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Roll for Death
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>>582469721
Yes! I am the Aids spider, prepare for death, teenagers!
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>>582469839
That'll do pig, that'll do.
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lets see if i can kill myself with my own venom
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>>582456817
rollin
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>>582456817
Rollinged
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rollin for dead teens
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>>582456817

rool
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Aracnophobiac roll
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>>582456817
rollllin
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attack!
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