You are a spider. While going about your spider business, you encounter three teenagers.
They want to go for badges in Insect Torture (they are idiots, the concept of spiders not being insects doesn't exist to them).
The last number of your post indicates how powerful your venom is as per the following scale:
common
0: completely harmless
1: offers a mild burning sensation around the bite site,otherwise harmless
2: causes minor pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
3: causes slightly more pain and localized swelling, but still no long-lasting effects
4: causes pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
5: pain, localized swelling and general malaise for a few hours.
6: extreme pain, localized swelling and sickness for a few hours.
7: causes extreme pain, comparable to that of being electrocuted and shot at the same time
8: requires immediate medical attention, can cause paralysis if left untreated
9: near-instantly kills the cells local to the bite, quickly (medically speaking) spreading into other areas, eventually attacking and killing both the heart and the brain
uncommon
42=once you bite someone you can mind control them
69=you can suck the life out of individuals and become bigger and stronger
74=you can eat an entire hand with just one bite
89=you can run faster than the speed of sound and kill in seconds
15=When you bit someone their head explodes
21=everyone you bit gets malaria,AIDS and ebola
rare
000=you can spit your a venom that can melt flesh up to 6 meters
1111=you become 100 meters tall
2222=you can kill someone just by looking into their eyes
3333=you can multiply into one thousand deadly spiders in just three seconds
4444=smokey the bear comes and cut the eyes of everyone that tries to kill you
other quads=your venom can perforate steel
0000=you are the spider god and you have god powers
Will you be able to protect yourself?
Lets do this
>>582456817
roll
>>582456817
Rolling for the best.
yolo
Spiderbro doesn't hurt no teens. I don't need venom stronger than, say, to kill a wasp or hornet.
Rolling for SPIDERBRO
rell
>>582456817
Fuck yeah
>>582457082
Haha you are dead
>>582457536
fuck no
>>582457479
suck my dick you cunt-nuggets
>>582456817
Rollin
Rollin 4 man-spider
>>582456817
Roll for Über-Spider
Rollin'
rollll
Welp, this is gonna suck.
If I lose my legs, tell my wife she's a fuckin' cunt.
>>582457740
Great, I am squash
roll m80s
>>582456817
I am most likely about to die.
roliando
I'm set. Come @ me br0's
>>582456817
Epic spider appears
Rolling even though DUBS, TRIPS, AND QUADS DON'T HAPPEN ANY MORE, except zeros, of course
69 ungoliant GET
>>582456817
Rollin.
Spider powers activated
>>582456817
Hope I die fast
rolling for god of spodermen
rerolio
ups
>>582456817
Rolly roll
>>582456817
rollin
niggers
Rol
asda fucking price
captcha: him andlyff
rererolli
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Rool
Wandering spider go!
Rolling for head explosions
>>582456817
rollin
>>582456817
by the power of spider bro
Ayy lmao
Fuck
>>582456817
Roll
Let's fucking get it on
eyyy roll
>>582456817
roll
>>582456817
Roll
>>582459368
Ah so close to 69.
Lets do this
>>582456817
rest go 4444
>>582456817
roll
role
Don't squish me bro
Rolling for good thread
>>582459652
lame!
bring it on
>>582456817
lets find out
Where's Skitter when you need her?
Raaaawr
roll!.
>>582456817
spiderbro reporting for duty
>>582456817
Imme biet 2 de b8
>Okay, fuck it! I'ze be rollin'!
hai guise
Spidergod get
lets kill these faggots
ralling
>>582460003
fuck me so close
quads gogoggo
>>582456817
r0ll
Sheeeeit
Spiderman get
I will not be stopped
>>582456817
Why not?
Roll
them pubers er gunna die
god i come
Reroll
Bring it on kiddos
mkay
>>582456817
heyoo
>>582456817
fuggen 89
Bitchesima spider
Spidermayng reroll
Roll
reroll
roll niggers
>>582460389
holy fuck watch out for this guy right here
rolling for domination
Rolololing
>>582461239
das my shit
>>582456817
>filename
rolan
swag
Meh
rúllandi
whut?
>>582456817
Rollerino
Rawl
>>582456817
Rolling for badass spider
kill giga nigga
>>582456817
This is good thread
Rolling
i hate spiders.
rolllll
Allah acba
Spidergod get!
>>582456817
aracnophobic here
>>582456817
rollan
I am master spooder
>>582462498
Awww yus bitch, I made it
NOM
Rolling against degeneracy
hope to kill
rr to better-protect the brotherhood.
>>582462680
RIP
rolll
Get the FUCK AWAY FROM ME
>>582456817
ROLL GET QUAD GO!
rolling for Jesus OP
destroy spider
is only
jokes not funny
bang a drum till stuff happens
yea ok w/e
multivol fan fics suk btw
¡¡¡May the spider gods bless me with power to vanquish mein enemies!!!
>>582462170
>ID is Suzy
Kek
let's see how fucked I am !
curious
Give me eye-kill power
>>582456817
Rolling because spiderbros are cool as fuck
>>582458167
Wait, nope, I think I survived
rolll
>>582456817
rolan
#rollo #yolo
>>582456817
rolling for spidy powers
Rolling down a sandhill
I would much rather be a spidergoat than a spidergod.
Let's kill this faggot ass punk ass limp dick gay ass motherfuckers.
I'm gonna fuggen bite those kids :DD
Touch me i dare you
>>582456817
rolle
>>582456817
rolls
>>582456817
Da yeaghghggh
Rollin'
>>582456817
Rolling!
>>582456817
they see me rollin
Yolo roll
spider roll
rolll
Rawl
Randy!
>>582464042
42, mindcontrol inc.
>>582456817
rolling
They see me scuttlin
roll
spider rooll
>>582456817
rollin
>>582464293
Fuck
>>582463914
damn no kils
>>582464540
kek
>>582456817
I am best spoder.
Eight legged roll
Rollin niggaaa
>>582464909
I am deadliest common spoder, Huzzah!
ready to kill a kunt
>>582456817
Rollolol
spiderbro!!!
Rollan for justice.
rolin
>>582456817
Rolling
get alpha/omega spider
>>582456817
time for spidershit
>>582465230
Reroll
Rawl
Am best spoder
rallin
Rollin.
>>582456817
I AM THE ULTIMATE SPIDER
Bahhh
>>582456817
rell
reroll
got this
>>582465902
it just takes a sec to charge my power
Rolling...
Rolling for Peter parker
spyder babies
rollz
C'mon deadly venom
Rollingz
>>582466289
win
0 get
>>582456817
bump
>>582456817
15 get
>>582466042
Payback time, bitches!
54 decides what happens
ubetcha
>>582466289
real fuckin' neeto
>>582466670
or completely harmless =]
Let's fuck some spider bitches with my spider god powers boys.
>>582456817
Rollin'
I'll protect myself with condom
Johj
Derp
>>582456817
spidar
kill plox
Rollin'
what i get
Kevin
>>582456817
Asse
spider spider
roolll
>>582456817
rawl
Christian
rolan
rolling for life
sure, why not
>>582456817
Rolo
ooookay roll!
>>582456817
rel
Rollin'
Fuckit, I'm in
Rollan for muh spider-life.
Roll for spider god
Learn how to do it fgts
spoderman
rollan
Last time I could spit venom, what can I do this time?
>>582456817
Roll
>>582456817
rollin
roooll
Roll for Death
>>582469721
Yes! I am the Aids spider, prepare for death, teenagers!
>>582469839
That'll do pig, that'll do.
lets see if i can kill myself with my own venom
>>582456817
rollin
>>582456817
Rollinged
rollin for dead teens
>>582456817
rool
Aracnophobiac roll
>>582456817
rollllin
attack!