NO WANKING - From 1st December to Christmas
> This year, all I asked Santa for is a proper emancipating handjob.
Who's in ? The challenge of a life.
Why?!
Life is too fucking short.
>>582443020
I'm in.
Feeling the christmas spirit already.
I'm in, haven't a hnnnggg orgasm in a while.
>>582443168
Weak man,
I once stopped masturbating for five days. I lived a life in perpetual erection, I was always fully aware of my environment and it felt awesome.
I am looking for brave men like V6tk3eyg and ex3WvFcU to follow the true path. Feel free to join us if you want to be one of the true.
Yours truly.
>>582443020
Well you're not going to get a blowjob by asking Santa. You have to go ask girls(or guys)
All cowards here on 4chan ...
>>582443020
Im in, it is going to be hard but I think i can make it
Wait, you want Santa to give you a handjob?
>>582444601
Good luck. Do you realize how long 25 days are ?
How old ? Gf or no gf ? Longest time without wanking ?
Good luck, bro. We may never see each other again.
>>582444905
We all know Santa doesn't exist, it's your mum wearing a beard
>>582443020
i've already lost...
>>582445147
You are the one asking Santa for a handjob for Christmas.
And if I had to pick, I would probably rather get a handjob from my mom than some old guy who hangs out with gay elves.
Nah that's stupid
>>582443020
Hahaha, no. I'm gonna be home in half an hour and have myself a nice wank. Thanks for asking though.
>>582445232 >>582445656
My loyal, do not watch thes
fucktard's pictures. He is an accomplice of Satan, trying to keep you in the dark.
Stay strong.
If you want to go a month without having sex with your hand, your first rule should be DO NOT VISIT 4CHAN.
>>582445773
Hail Satan!
I was going to try this in feburary but I guess I can pre game this month. Idk if I can make it 25 days though, ill have to stay off /b. Oh well. At least Ill always have my aut/o/bots
>>582446049
I am a man with a strong enough will. I came here to lighten the best members of /b, those who can still accomplish a great life
No porn picture here, this is not a you wank you lose thread
hell yes
what if we each pick a word
and there's a new thread every day
and with our word as an ID
we keep track of who makes it all the way?
around this time every day, OP, you in?
Longest I've ever gone is a week. This isn't going to be that hard. Right?
Right?
I'm in
I never really did any of these monthly challenges.
Hell I'm up for it. Need to make a sticky or I'll lose by tomorrow morning.
I'm also in.
Lets do this, I'm in!
>>582443020
Ok OP, i'm in!
>>582446572
I won't be able to come lighten you every evening. (I think tomorrow I won't)
I will create around that time every day I can a thread, if you don't see one you can create it. Put 'NO WANKING' so we can find it easier.
Choose your nicknames. I will be known as the One with whom everything began.
I've tried these before, but I always end up saying "fuck it..." Was just about to fap, but okay, I'll give it a shot for you, OP, ya faggot.
I'm growing my dick using Jelq technique. So basically i have a lot of pleasue but I can't ejaculate. Like masturbating without orgasm. But I think soon I will cum buckets. So I'm kinda in.
>>582448035
i can start one tomorrow
I shall be Lord Chastity
>>582443020
Nope. Sticking to my eight day regimen to maximise testosterone, yus.
>>fAvAWRBF
Who is that
If /b doesn't wank for almost a month, believe me it will have consequences on all the Internet.
>>582443020
dude i just fapped ( like 10 min ago) for the first time in two monts and trust me it wont get better if you wait....well thats my opinion atleast
I'm in my /b/ros. It's been getting pretty bad.
>>582448580
Wrong. It definitely does. I've done this before (usually just like a week.) It makes a world of difference.
Let's see how long i can last.
Im in
I already haven't wanked for a couple of days. Should I wank now and get the December race started, or should I just carry on what I've saved up already?
>>582448035
Sir FapaNOT here, for the glory of /b/!
>>582448762
How does it makes a difference, I have not masturbated for more than a week and don't see anything great.
>>582443020
Alright I'm in. I've jerked it way too often this past week. Let's go muthafucka
Sounds terrible. I'm in.
>>582443020
I'm in too!!
NO JERKING DECEMBER!!
>>582443020
where do you get the willpower?! Just thinking about not faping makes me super hot under the collar
I'm in
Maybe at the end of the month all virgins of /b will get a girlfriend.
>>582449050
Your case is questionable, but I think I can express without the No Wank Council's agreement that it's up to you. But don't enjoy your last one, no picture, do it mechanically right now in a kleenex in 2 minutes and start the challenge.
Iv gone mouths and seen no difference.but I'm in.will start cancer threads to repost progress
>>582449465
I literally can't wank without pornographic material, so I suppose I'll just be starting the race despite this handicap!
Let's do this, brethren, and may shame and dishonor fall upon those who succumb!
By the way, what if one gets laid? Isn't that kinda cheating?
Tried November and didn't make it.
I'm going for it this time. Will report in tomorrow.
I'm fucking in /b/arbarians
>>582449940
no november was no-shave november, I have a beard now. Im not sure what happens if I dont fap.
but i just got a handy from my gf today and just jerked myself too
is it too late to stop my ejaculating ways?
>>582443020
No fap? Sure. Easy.
No sex? No way.
>>582449940
It's different with all this Christmas bullshit. Imagine, you are the 25th of December at 2 pm, you know you can then please yourself and you are in the middle of a family dinner.
Wat do ? Go to the bathroom for a quickie ?
no fap only or sex too?
I'm going for it guys.
>>582449885
You are allowed to be in a relationship. You can have proper sex ; if she wants to wank you, just calmly explain her you're in a cure with your b/ros, she'll be comprehensive.
>>582450648
NO FAP sex allowed
Do something with your life if you can
I'm in
I'm going to fuckimg try this. Gf can't make me cum but we have the best sex. On some antidepressants so I think it slowed down my sex drive. Hell, I hope I can manage to cum buckets on her face. Will take pics
>>582443020
Count me in as well.
satan is back
>>582450762
ok i do that shit!!
>>582443020
2late m8
>>582450868
Sauce?
>>582443020
Nbd.
Did no fap November senior year of college.
Just get someone to make you cum.
>>582448035
The fapless faggot reporting in
>>582450868
sauce pls
>>582443020
no way, was on vacation for 2 weeks almost 2 month ago and could not fap... shits unhealthy mane
a whole fucking month.. I've done 3 weeks, but a month...
Challenge accepted
>>582443020
its been two days since i last fapped. Its difficult. But im in. Make a new thread on christmas. See how many people made it.
>>582443020
starting from now yes
>>582451261
....how?
>>582450762
>>she'll be comprehensive.
retard detected
That's great, there are about 35-40 people in so far. Imagine what Internet will look like in a month.
FapaNOT and Lord Chastity are now Chancellors of the Great No Wanking Quest.
>>582452191
what do we get for this quest? wizardry?
I'm in.
My next cum will be inside a girl's mouth, not my hand.
>>582452126
fuck I don't know.
Shit's beautiful though isn't it.
>>582452370
I'm in bro, I've probably done it like 40 times this week and I feel withered down there.
>>582452191
What the Internet will look like?
Think about how we will take the world by storm.
Fuck. Might as well. Here goes /b/ros
>>582451951
Hell, there'll be a new thread every day. It's gonna be difficult, need support.
>>582452370
I'll ask moot to put a badge next to your id
> pic related : us in a month
>>582443020
I'm in, but can I have a last one right now?
>>582452754
No.
>>582443020
I'm in. Jingle balls jingle balls jingle alllll the way
>>582452754
yes you may, and while you fage aren't jerkin it, i'll be jerkin mine in your honor, i'm here to support your guys, call me cheerleader fag
Ye im in
>>582452707
Unacceptable bro.
The thrill is in the hunt.
This will be an excellent time to pursue this fine tinder request I got the other day.
Want pics?
>>582444974
I have gone 4 months.
How fucking hard is it not to touch your dick??
>>582452774
Picture fixed. Please give me your pictures before posting them
>>582443020
i said hell to the fucking yeah I'm in
>>582452191
Fapped 3 times today
Longest without a fap: 2 weeks
I'm in! Though i will probably forget about and fap first thing in the morning tomorrow...
>>582453330
Why not. I think the longest I went so far was like.. 10 days?
>>582453391
I like it but....let's seem their faces. If we sees their faces I will give you pictures.
>>582453569
>>582453569
Do like me, put pieces of paper around your bed with written 'NO WANK' or an acronym if people can get into your room.
had one this morning
girlfriend is giving me the hard shoulder and i dont think ill be having sex for a while
i start now
>>582453779
>>582443020
I'm in. Shit's gonna take me the virtuous nature of a monk to accomplish though.
headscarf bitches
love me some headscarf bitch
>>582454026
>>582454212
>>582454159
>>582454401
>>582454450
>>582454428
>>582454551
She's damn ugly, I need no correction for that one
>>582454494
y no faces? come on dude, make it like the bubbling of no fap
>>582454550
>>582448035
Table reporting for duty.
damn i need to fab
im in
>>582455237
>>582455531
>>582443020
let's do this !
>>582443540
>5 days
wow yur so strong wish i was just like u
these tits look funny
>>582448035
I shalt be Saint Nipplus
>>582455814
>>582443020
Fuck it, im in.
>>582456175
Okay so we have FapaNOT, Lord Chastity, Table, Saint Nipplus and me, the One with whom everything began.
Men eating salad saved this thread.
>>582456192
>>582456376
>>582456553
CONTRIBOOTIN
>>582456805
I'm in as well.
>>582443020
I've been fapping 3 or 4 times a day for the past 3 or 4 days so, ok, I'm in. Aspargus can only refill you so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjGLdZqR1-I&index=
>>582443020
I'm in
I will be Mr. Dick. I will contribute in that I will post as much porn as I can in each thread that I see of this. I am your main villain and will stop at nothing to make you fap, and ultimately fail.
>>582443020
Alright OP, I'm in. I just finished anyways.
I'll do it. Gunna fail after like 2 days but worth the anger issues.
Captcha: 69
YOU HAVE MY SWORD
>>582456968
Mr. Dick: Good luck, plebs.
>>582457424
>>582457118
Mr Dick, my ultimate enemy. Here you are to try to be the bad shepherd.
As usual I'll beat you and you'll fail. The power of our 50 dicks is stronger than your submissive mind.
Mr. Dick:
You should all quite now, as your fair villain I must warn you of the immerse amount of porn I have collected over the years, I have things that will make you cum buckets in seconds, without even touching your dick. You will all fail, I will be sure of this.
>good luck fags
>>582457443
I don't care about this thread now. Sauce
>>582457793
>>582458460
>>582458095
Heh, don't even bother with this challenge. You are weak, you will all fail. As males your feeble minds will crack under the slutty whore minions I will post, and they will attack hard. It'll almost feel as if they are there, jacking you off for me. I would advise you to back out now.
-Mr. Dick
>>582458181
You weren't one of us anyway ... You're just an hidden accomplice of Mr Dick
>>582458610
-Mr. Dick
I have gone 1 year and I can do it again
>>582458792
>>582458929
>>582458796
BE STRONG /b/RETHEREN
-Lord Chastity
>>582458682
I found it anyways. I was never one of you guys.
/128505 on redtube
>>582459053
>>582459428
i will do it. still gonna have sex tho
>>582443020
Sure why not. Girlfriend sucks at blowjobs anyways.
>>582459592
>>582443540
I stopped cranking my hog for a week once, I was so horny I felt like I could fuck anything, only thing on my mind was sex. It's almost painful and pretty much consumes all your time/energy
> stop fapping
> start working out again suddenly
> start fapping after a week
> stop working out
Oh penis, you fiend.
>>582459839
>>582443020
fucking hell... i came here to fap and now i kinda want to join this thing...
>>582443020
I´m in, was planning on doing ir anyway, I heard it helps beard to grow faster.
>>582459952
I have made my point and will leave it at that, for tonight. I will see you all in the next thread, and don't think it'll be so easy next time.
-Mr. Dick
>>582460115
Is sex or other stimulation by a girl allowed?
>>582448035
>>582448323
>>582449210
>>582451549
>>582455290
>>582456175
>>582456306
These are the gayest names I've ever heard of and makes this whole thing reek of faggotry
>>582460313
This.
>>582460313
Sex allowed, fap forbidden.
>>582460258
>>582460526
Already failed no fap November, I guess this is the least i could do.
>>582443020
I'm in, probably the only gift I'll be having
>>582457443
i will just leave this here http://www.redtube.com/128505#t=66
>>582460628
>>582460526
You must have spent a wonderful evening with us.
>>582443020
I don't understand whats so hard about this.
I've unintentionally gone more than a month without fapping
>>582460775
I accept your challenge. Also stop posting guys eating salad, they make me horny.
I'm in
>>582460915
>>582460754
Ahh yes, my minion.
-Mr. Dick
>>582460994
Also, I will dump my fapfolder to help ya'll
>>582460513
>he thinks all there is to sex is benis in bagina
>>582461417
>>582461723
>>582445462
mee too
can we start over now?
im in if i can start over ha i wanked it this morning
>>582461862
>>582461575
>>582461996
>>582462010
>>582462294
I'm in.
I also want to quit /b/ but I'll keep my goals realistic
>>582462098
My dick could prolly use a break. I think I'll give this a try
>>582462641
>>582462959
>>582463042
>>582462519
Where are all people that post porn when they're required?
>>582463147
>>582463241
>>582463182
>no wanking
>porn required
>>582462571
Don't be stupid. Once you're here, you can never leave.
>>582463182
>>582463359
>>582463571
>>582445232
s-source?
>>582463718
>>582463808
>>582463367
It's a training of will weak minded Anon.
>>582463808
This guy spent two hours sending pictures of guys eating salad.
This is ... wow. Get a life dude
I'll give it a shot...
>>582463949
this thread still?
>>582463974
>>582464106
>>582443020
lets do this, since i wasted the last chance to get a girlfriend...
>>582445232
saws
>>582443168
/thread
>>582445232
Fake of silver stars daria you're welcome fags
>>582464516
Bra. What u doing? Posting pics like that will help them succeed!
>>582443020
i'm in.
>>582464491
cheerleader fag reporting in
lmao sorry OP, i already failed
>>582464793
>>582443238
This
/thread
>>582464895
>>582460849
Do you have like severe depression?
>>582464979
>>582443020
I'm in too
I masturbate about 2 times a day so it'll be hard (no joke here)
>>582464761
no like preggo miss butterface?
>>582464813
You didn't fail since you never joined our group.
>>582465076
im in
>>582465169
25 days...
I'll do it...
>>582465246
>>582465114
No. I did not. Much better.
i need some help /b/ros
boobs must overcome stock photos of men eating healthy
>>582451261
shh no I'm not
Fuck, I lost already.
>>582464813
The seeds of our dark lord Mr. Dick are spreading!
>>582443020
I'm in OP.
>>582465357
Fuck!!! Just went on 4chan to get in the right mood to fab.. and that's the first thread I open -.- why /b?? .... why??!?!?!?!
Well I'm in but let me have that last moment ;)
itll be a pain in the cock but lets do this /b/ros
>>582465789
My friend, I started a no fap about a week ago. This is day 8 now, and even I can handle this. My standard lowers day by day though
>pic attached, soon this will give me a boner too...
>>582465878
Im in
I'm in op... I'm fucking tired of masterbation
>>582465981
>>582466103
lets do it niggers
>>582466230
>>582445773
Fuck it, you have convinced ya fag.
Good, we probably around 50 or 60 in so far.
There'll be an (almost) daily thread to keep everyone motivated and share our difficulties.
>>582465675
>>582466323
>>582466396
I've been wanting to stop beating my shit daily, now I have a chance to
>>582466536
Im fucking in
>no fap September
>no fap November
>no fap December
fuck this I'm out
>>582466396
O teacher, please make sure you have some kind of identifying object with a timestamp each time you create the thread, so that we are not fooled by any pretender.
>>582466703
>>582466870
>>582467029
>>582466823
Good idea, I'm doing it right now.
I'm in /b/ro
What if I fap without finishing?
I just wanked myself for the last time
Wish me luck
>>582467736
Would you, really ?
>>582467997
Probably not
>>582443020
Guess I'll do it one last time and then game on!
"Gets home and cant wank."
ALL IS LOST!!!
>>582448035
Tyrone Nigasaurusrex will follow your cause
>>582467129
omg this guy
img limit :/
>>582450506
Nahh man. You can stay up at the 24th of december and just after midnight, go in for the fap.
>>582468553
don't let this topic die i'm using my webcam to identify myself
>>582448035
Asparagus reporting for duty, sir!
Already lost
>>582452982
Thanks, cheerleader fag. I appreciate it.
Deal, Op/
>>582443020
>December 1st
Too late
>>582469164
I'll just watch as justice dies.
>>582466396
You can count me in too!
>>582469164
Sir, can I relieve myself today? I feel temptation settling in...
>>582443020
Why the fuck not. Count me in
>>582448035
Count me in OP. Flerken reporting in
>>582443020
challenge accepted
also i need to start hitting on grill that likes me and i rly like too
hopefully i can become a normie by the end of this
wish me luck
>>582470024
No fap Freddy checking in
>>582470397
Here it is.
>>582448035
I shall be called koopa
>>582448035
Go back to le reddits faggot