Hey /b/, need someone's help real quick Can someone take

>>582410491
got a sharp/real knife? (really appreciate it otherwise, though)

>>582410210
Why? Just do it yourself.

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>>582410210
Take your CS shit to >>>/v/ you faggot

>>582410970
Kek

>>582410491
>>582410970
kek

>>582410807
Might sound silly, but I'm in a situation where I don't have access to gloves

>>582410970
lel

>>582410970
looks sharp enough to me

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Done

>>582411072
I'm assuming you're trying to threaten someone/look tough. God damn you're a faggot.

Who the Fuck are you, OJ?

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kek

>>582411350
>chuckled

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>>582410210
Motorbike glove and butterfly knife, hope its ok ;)

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>>582410210
Here ya go feg

>>582411535
Hey now, no need to get dangerous.

>>582411268
Actually, I'm not, but honestly I'm really enjoying where this thread is going.

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>The Fap.pen.n.ing F.ul.l C.ollec.t.io.n

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>>582410210

Op should I give a proper?

>>582411198
kek'd

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Only gloves I've got. That's okay, right?

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here you go

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you're welcome op

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>>582410210

>>582412469
dude stop that. you'll hurt yourself

>>582410210
>>582410491
>>582410970
>>582411198
>>582411350
>>582411492
>>582411613
>>582411535
>>582411728
>>582411806
>>582412252
>>582412407
>>582412343
>>582412407
>underrated thread

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i am liking what i see

>>582412638
>hoe get

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Holy shit, this thread is top fucking giggles

>>582410491
a butter knife...???

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Here's my knife hand

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this thread is fucking gold

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>>582413196

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yertiz

someone save this all ffs

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Real knife hand

>>582412867
kek

>>582412867
lol'd then aww'd

>>582413471
duuuuude... fuuuck

>>582413407
Some one do it.

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like this?

>>582413415
I've lost respect for you because of your faggot bracelets

>>582412081
Wait. We can fap with sharp objects now?

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>>582413290

>>582413825
You mean you haven't ever blade fapped? Get with the fucking program anon.

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>>582410210

Like this?

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>>582413243

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Like this?

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>>582410210
Rotate at will

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oh boy

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here you go op thank me later

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This is probably the deadliest

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Here you go

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You know how they say... The pen beats the knife

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>>582413958

>>582414065
is that a sock?

>>582413992
are you browsing /b/ on a hunting stand?

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>>582410210

Damn. Where's O.J. when u need him.

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>>582413375

>>582413958
kek

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Here, armored gauntlet and karambit. Don't use it for edgy faggot stuff.

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>>582414143
Outstanding

thread is topkek

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Sure thing OP

>>582414065
I lost it when I noticed you were wearing a sock

>>582414318
what other usage could it possibly have?

>>582414318
> karambit
> implying there is any other use for it than to intensifiy ones edge

>>582413415
are those used anal beads?

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No dragon dildos

you disappoint me /b/

>>582410491
>shred pussy
>mfw

>>582414465
Ummm... Yes.

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>this fucking thread

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>>582414191
made an improvement

>>582414446

Someone needs to go on /k/ once in a while and learn the difference between a mall ninja knife and a proper knife. Karambits are god-tier to everyone except the super-fudds and 1911 fanboys.

OP just wants to show off the pic to some friends probably and needs the glove to conceal the fact that it's not him

>>582414567
Why the fuck do you have a machete, a gun, a knife and a snake?

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No problem op

>>582414662
probably an aussie

>>582414662
*Wrapped together

/thread

>>582414607
and those of us who don't play with toy weapons.

y'know, adults.

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>>582410210
There ye go

>>582414662
what? you don't have a macheteknifegunsnake to defend your homestead?

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>>582410210

Had to improvise a little OP but I think this'll do the trick.

>>582414761

>Call Anon a child meme

Wow, what an original and creative retort.

>>582414753
plot twist

>>582413415
who the fuck is taking your pictures anon

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no prob man.

>>582414883
the dog?

>>582414662
More like, why don't you have a machete, a gun, a knife and a snake.

>>582414765
I'm guessing that was in your "Tax Returns" folder

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>>582414818

I see what you did there

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>>582414753
well done

>>582414935
The dog took all the pictures

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>>582414765
that's my monitor...

>>582413415
holy shit you fucking boot. straighten out that god damn knife hand!!

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>>582410210
here this is better then knife
no prib op(;

>>582411535
Oh my God! My sides!

>>582410491
>be at home
>phone rings
>pick it up
>man on phone says "we have your wife give us $200,000 or else."
>I ask "Or else what?"
>man hangs up
>get this picture through text

>>582414753
or rather here

>>582415063
spooky m8

>>582414753
>top-tier Tramontana kitchen knife

Someone fucking screen can this shit.

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>>582414229
Maybe

>>582415074
I'm still trying to figure out why his hand appears to belong to Rosie O'Donnel

>>582414865

dat ID

>>582415189
thats fuckin badass man. where you at? and whats your game?

also, what are you using?

>>582415189
Henry .22?

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Best thread on /b/ in ages

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Have

archive this

>>582413415
why do you have heroin needles tattooed on your arm?

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Couldn't get the glove to fit

>>582415391
Could also be a weston P313

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>>582410210
Hope that's okay op

good thread havent seen one in the while
>chan in the nuttshell

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how bout this one op

>>582413375
Tits or GTFO

>>582415471
top kek

>>582412867
You damn bastard! You're tearing my sides apart!

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>>582414318
Is that ★ Karambit | Urban Masked (minimal wear) for sale?

>>582413018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g4531LEwgA

>>582415545
Painted nails... See >>582415565

>>582413394
Oh dear Christ why?!........

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signing in

>>582415189
Holy shit, that's awesome

>>582410210
This good enough for you OP?

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no glove

>>582415749
is that a vietnam made blade?

>>582413290
What like... A bayonet?

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>>582415735
im just emo... not a grill/:

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Forgot I have a better knife

>>582415180
>mfw someone notices its glory

>>582414567
top lel

>>582415676
Is it StatTrak?

>>582415848
Why do you have such a long nigger stabber?

>>582414191
Best weapon ever!

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>>582415904
I don't think so. It's seen use and I don't see any confirmed kills on it.

>>582415749
i think i have the same, kek

>>582414143
Kek, the boxing glove makes it look like an opinel 3

>>582415973
Only with the snake attachment

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>>582415923
to stay as far away from barbarian nignogs as possible obviously faggot

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>>582415923
>nigger stabber
>mysides

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>>582415923
for zombie apocalyp

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It's a little bit plastic

>>582415848
a naginata? Fucking weaboo faggot

>>582414567
OH MY FUCKING SIDES!!!

>>582416021
He could just be a scrub

>>582416125
the fucks a naginata?
i just wanted a staby thing.

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>>582416116
Are you russian?

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>>582410210

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>>582413825
Yes

>>582416097
doge didnt take that one you cheeky cunt

>>582415565
It belongs to someone else. I hope it was a gag gift. Dear God

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Did l did it right?

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>>582416243
alrighty then

>>582415189
NO! NO!... Stop you all!...... My sides can't stand anymore!...

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>>582416156
No, using my CSI lab computer I have found this.

He appears to be smurfing... but with a knife.

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there it goes op

>>582414930
your ID kek

>>582416041
snake attachment costs extra

>>582416437
Is that a paramilitary 2?

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>>582416237
scottish. i also have a stick

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>>582416243

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wrong stick. here's other stick.
It's varnished.

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Ha ha, that's not a knife...

>>582411198
kek

>>582414567

moar of this!!!!!!

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>>582416569
Arent ye a lil too bonkers to be considered a true scot?

>>582416674
>Timber Rattler

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>>582415321
I'm in PA hunting whit tail deern
using a marlin lever action 30-30

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>>582416240

>>582416762
You've obviously never heard of Mad Jack Churchill.

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>>582416860
god damn white glove dude you are a genious

have some tank lolis as a reward

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>>582416860
You disgust me muslim pig

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>>582416762
i dunno man
but i hunt gold too

>ITT
>"oh I'd better take this chance to show off my neck bear knife , katana collection and to make myself seem edgy!"

>>582413415
why do you have heroin needles tattooed on your arm?>>582416097
answer me

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>>582416027
wot m8?

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>>582415391
>>582415789
>>582416409

>>582416671
That's a really really sweet stick, how much was it?

>>582416947
fuck yeah man. rock on anon. happy hunting! bag yourself a big one.

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Don't worry OP I got you

>>582417145
Ex junkie

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>>582417101
You are amazing
i fucking adore scots seriously

>>582417198
Thanks man!

>>582415545
THE CUT CO SPATULA SPREADER MAKES THE BEST SOUND

somebody shove hand in a magnum condom and hold a dildo. do it! do et nao!!!

>>582417193
about 300calories.
Found it in a river and fixed it up.

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>>582416423
Technology is a wonderful thing.

>>582417249
>ex

cant handle the high?
just kidding mang. i smoked the shit for four years. how long you been clean? I'm going on 27 months

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>>582417190
Very nice

>>582417242
Bet you're happy you ended up with a purple ID too you faggot

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Finally a tred i can get behind

>>582412343
Kek'd

>>582417638
<3

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>>582416748
if you insist

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>>582413290
>>582413881

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So ... much ... win

>muh sides!

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>>582417769

thread archived

>>582417769
Filename

Kek

>>582417749
Zt801

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>>582411198
man the fuck up, faggot

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>>582414191
autism weapons

>>582415391
i don't think so, henry .22's have those tubular magazine ram-rods that slides out underneath the barrel and it looks like this one doesn't have that.

>>582417769
top tier kek

>>582417769
Nice one

>>582417486
Got tired of being a shitty person. Going on 4 years

>>582417249
nice I'm a current junkie trying to become ex. mind showing the whole tat looks pretty bad ass. I'd like to get something other than Track mark scars to remember this shitty but great chapter

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>>582417283
Thanks.
Here's my actual knife. i think it's some kinda cheap indian tourist knife or somethin.

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Am i doing it right

>>582413415
>That guitar amp in the back

>>582415189
You're badassery is to the next level sir

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>>582417170

>>582418270
It's a hunk of shit except for home use. Line6 amps are way overpriced.

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>>582418145

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Sorry op i dont have aby gloves

>>582418235
Love the engravings on that one

>>582418208
good for you dude. the drug is no joke. worst withdrawals ive ever expierienced.
keep it up man, congrats.

>>582415565
>implying you have to be a girl to use a dildo

>>582418235
wow, i have 2 identical ones, wierd

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>>582417769
>>582417769
>>582417769

>>582418556
The punisher... Lmao

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>>582418321
Bruuuuuh

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>>582410210
Kinda similar knife

>>582418221
Hit me up on kik Randomblackdude187

>>582416567
yes

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le 4chanz

>>582414978

>>582418704
Ok let me download it

>>582418238
Would cut dat uterus

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>>582410210

Here you go OP

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>>582418678
i told you so!

>>582418440
da fuq...is that hashish?

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>>582418868

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>>582412407
I took this picture with my knife

This thread lost its luster.

/thread

>>582419095
yupp, gives you a real buzz

ahahahahaha ha

>>582418693
>similar
A ZT is wayyy more expensive than a s&w knife

>>582419196
then leave, no one will notice anyway


Signed, people of earth

>>582413415
cage for the dog - looser if you cant handle it dont get one

>>582419205
lmao...you said buzz

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>>582417283
last but not least

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White glove dude at work

>>582419278
too right. i let my snake eat allll the neighborhoods

>>582419131
>>582417030
>Girls und Panzer
Actually I take it back. Anon you alright.

>>582419205
+5 internets

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I shall call it the destroyer of worlds

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better than my other nigger stabber i guess

>>582419421
subway.. god i hated working there

>>582419421
What do you do at work?

>>582415545
I use to sell CUTCO. Sold like.. 23 of the cleavers. When I quit, I stole a spatula.

>>582419578
Lurk 4chan

>>582419525
Pls don't destroy uranus. it's my favorite

>>582419636
I see... Carry on.

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>>582419542

If you run out of sword you can always whack them with your massive bag of dice.

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i'm sorry op I don't have a knif

>>582419430
snake in a cage? shouldn't it be a terrarium?

>>582419824
bad move, my macheteknifegunsnake has autodoxing and now i have enough info to initiate. muwahaha

>>582416116
>barbecue knife
southamerifag?