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nz thread, hamfag here drinking alone, anyone got transport and

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nz thread, hamfag here drinking alone, anyone got transport and fancy some vodka?
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Inb4whyareIDsevenback
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>>582349641
Yeah, but I aint driving to the tron.
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>>582349882
where you at?
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Lord we're early aint seen one at 7 for ages
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>>582350074

*Lorde
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>>582350285
ya ya ya
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>>582349989
That other island.
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Thread' going to die again. Guess we need IDbro.
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>>582350526

where at?
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Also why are IDs even back?
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>>582351035
IDs even why also back are?
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I want IDbro to cum in me. That is all.
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AKfag reporting in

have some OC
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>>582350834
The gravelly wastes of Cripechurgers
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>>582349641
Inb4 half of this thread is people wanting to have sex with IDbro
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>>582352163
Maybe these threads were IDbros sneaky way of getting some homo action?
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why do I keep seeing people mention "IDbro" in every thread?? who is he??
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Reporting In.

Who /results/ here?

I luckily passed everything except for
>accounting

What's everyone up to?
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>>582353295
Hang around for the next few hours and you'll find out
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>>582354108
this thread seems like it won't last that long.
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>>582353870
drinking alone, wouldn't mind some company
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>>582349641
braedan?
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>tfw pizza in half an hour
Feels good
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>>582354423
Not drinking mate. I was drinking last tuesday when i realised i failed accounting and we had four nz threads. The nz threads outlasted me i was too wasted so left at like 1:40am

Might go make some green tea soon
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Where in Hams yo?
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>>582355138
in nawton, hbu?
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>>582355268
>tfw Nawton
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>>582355268
>>582355138
>>582355351
got buds?
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>>582355503
not on me, but got a reliable tinny house if you've got transport and money
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>>582355351
Nawton? Eww

East for me.

Nah no bud. Just tabs,
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>>582355664
what kinda tabs we talking here?
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>>582355503
Na

>>582355664
I grew up there mate and them be fightin' words
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>>582354858
I think the most threads I've seen in one night was 6 or 7 but most of the posts were IDbro's when he was drunk posting.
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>>582355610
>>582355664
fugg, mate got caught doing 140 in 50 zone other day i cant do shit atm really.
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>>582355832
this guy

i moved here in july
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>>582354357
needs more koreans
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>>582355979
what part of hams you in?
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I am high as fuck on synthetics
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>>582356180
hillcrest
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>>582356290
hah, thats where my tinny house is
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>>582356567
silverdale rd? or oldfarm

hear about those kids in the fire? fucked up
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>>582356061
Has IDbro even been in the past few threads?
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>>582355994
I lived there til 12 some of my best memories were there, running around in my backyard as a child.

>tfw Your childhood is over

Central Auckland now
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>>582356702
oldfarm, lol, yea i did, but i don't really have much remorse for things like that, wouldn't mind knowing who set the fire tho
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>>582356734
Tfw it's only been 2 days since he posted and I already miss his shitposting. RIP
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>>582356734
lol wat, wrong photo. Meant to post a korean.

>>582357206
He'll be back, are you familiar with a highly autistic tripfag from /sp/, /mu/ and /hr/ who goes by the name of Fany/Taengy? He's pretty much a kiwi version of him if you don't know who Fany/Taengy is. tl;dr, IDbro won't kill himself
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>tfw IDGod and Gay Nazi are never gonna come back :(
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>>582357642
It's a ghost town without them.
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>>582357615
Don't know him probably because I never leave /b/
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>>582358062
Gay Nazi told me he left because some of you guys told him to.
You Idiots.
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>>582357642
Gay nazi was here last night? its just gonna take a bit for them to come on they got lives too ye noe
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>>582358925
I would never
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What if IDbro is lying dead in a pool of his own vomit? Gone too soon...
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>>582356803
all my childhood memories are in chch
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>>582358993
>>582359131
yeah, gay nazi was here yesterday. then he was embarassed by what he wrote, i told him, without him the threads wouldnt be the same, but he didnt answer me... :(
i dunno who it was. some idiots for sure
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>>582358925
Are you the German girl?
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>>582359626
yeah. i told you im ALWAYS here.
hell, its become an addiction...
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>>582359741
where are you at?
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>>582359741
Shut up and post your socks
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>>582359741
Just go on a week long binge with your mates and trust me, the last thing on your mind is the NZ threads
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>>582359741
Make this thread more exciting by posting your tits?
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>post OC
>leave for 3mins
>come back

fuck you faggots your shit is weak
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>>582359832
pukekohe
>>582359894
nah im not on my phone. oh my, these sock photos have become a phenomenon, right? :D
lol
>>582359954
im still long time past this, m8
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Gisbro right hurrrrr
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>>582360092
I feel obliged to ask you everytime you report in
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>tfw IDGod is out drinking with his friends and hitting on asian girls
And I'm just here sitting infront of the comp with no social life.
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>>582360649
Idbro only has eyes for his godess
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>>582360432
lol. ok. :D
here, i post screenshot of convo with gay nazi.
>>582360649
>tfw i actually have a social life and still spend every night here with you cunts. :D
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>>582360906
He's just being a faggot, he'll be back.

Hell he's probably lurking now

Sup Gaynazi.
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>>582360748
I don't I've ever asked him who his waifu is do you know?
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>>582361663
no one knows
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Who's Korean
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>>582350074
Did you make this flag?
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What're you guys doing 2nite?
>pic related
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>>582362067
Sort of When I found it the southern cross was on its side it looked fucking retarded so I changed it up.
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>>582362370
Was wondering when I reverse searched and nothing showed up.
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>Work 11 hours minus lunch
>dinner
>nz thread
>repeat

Such is life in Levin
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Phismosis expert here, ask away. I might just be of help to ur dicj
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>>582362770
11hrs?? What job homie??
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>>582362285
NOOICE
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>>582356290
u no anyone who lives on masters ave my ex gf use to
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>>582363059
I know right,it's amazing.
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>>582363053

Industrial facility cleaner.

I've got the keys to my bro's rooftop apartment this weekend in welly cbd. Stoked I have a place to go back to.after getting mashed. Anyone want to come over? Promise I won't push you off balcony, this aint the GC lol
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>>582363726
man, german sounds so angry! :D
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Anyone here from welly and go to vic
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nelson/marlborough here
anyone willing to come up i got drinks and pure lsa
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Anyone vape here? I'm interested in knowing where you get your juices from. I usually just order from bakervapor but the shipping cost to NZ can be a dealbreaker.
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>>582364026
I thought you were German...
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>>582364431
i am. but just as i listened to a german singer, "casper", if u wanna do some research, singing about heartbreak today in the car, i thought: "hell, he could also be singing about slaughtering your family". do you know what i mean? lol
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJLYyZgN70s
listen. lol
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Are all you faggots stoners? welly here, smoking weed is fuckng shit.
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>>582364217
I've got a MFLB instead. Fuckin love it. Will very often just vape on the bus on the way back from uni.
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>>582353870
Drinking with a mate. We celebrating finishing exams and shit. Definitely failed my one today though
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>>582365278
I've been tempted to get one every now and then when they're on massdrop. Just can't justify it because I don't smoke much weed.
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>>582364815
That's really cool,I always get mixed feelings when listening to songs in languages I don't understand,somehow it seems you're more connected w/ the flow of it,rather than being distracted by the words
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fucking ye
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>>582366026
what do you feel when listening to this song? i listened to it the last few weeks, when i was really depressed. lol
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>404 imminent :( why
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>tfw noona stands you and your friend up for dinner because she slept in and fucked her day up cos she spent all night talking to you cunts.
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tokoroa reporting in still hangin for something to get up to.
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>>582365848
Goddamn, thanks for that website. Wish I knew about that before. But yeah, you really only want the MFLB for the convenience, and convenience only really matters if you're regularly using.
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>>582367813
Im sorry
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>>582366367
It feels like he regrets choices he made,but while he will still miss her greatly,he knows there is a path forward

Tl;dr:I'm probably just fucktardedly superimposing my own feels on the song
But it feels right.
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>>582367813
Is this "noona" actually Korean
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>>582368621

Noona is German femanon.
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>>582368621
New here?
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>>582368702
Oooo, y call her noona though?
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>>582367813
i know. lol. sorry.
>>582368586
hm... kinda right. i know them feels, m8. meeeeh, and back is the depression, that was gone for the last few days.
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Shit's a ghost town in here...

>>582365307
Hope not mate, that's some painful shit right there looking at the D. I'd rather a penis
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>>582368940
Ye kinda, ik that noona means older sister, just wanted to know if said person is actually Korean doe
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Hey, mt roskiller here again
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>>582369032

That's her fucking tripfag just like there's IDBro and Gay Nazi.
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>>582369040
Wanna talk about it?
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>>582369325
It's just what IDbro calls femanons who are older than him.
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>>582369460
"killer" :D nah, jk ;)
>>582369843
its not that everyone already knows.
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anyone got suzy cato fakes?
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Oooo right
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>>582369891
which is everyone because he's 14
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>>582370237
*19
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>>582370237
Pretty much.
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How do we know shes a girl though
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>>582370415
Is this your first NZ thread?
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>>582370043
Ok,but remember,you're among friends here...
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>>582370563
No, i was jk. Idk where i was trying to go with that
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>>582370693
true. you guys are actually awesome. :D
>>582370995
i do. :D lol
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Whats IDbro
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person from renwick or chch any of u there
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>>582371253
IDbro is god, IBbro is life.
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>>582369325

TIL Noona is Korean for older sister, not actually a German nickname
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>>582371253
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>>582371390
Don't you start that shit again!
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Ye and "oppa" is like the word for guys
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>>582372275
Start what shit? Just telling it like it is.
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>>582369040

>and back is the depression

RIP. Should've come out and had a good time with me, no depression, GG for days. :P Find out your flight time lol, I'll make sure I'm free on Friday if you don't have to fuck off too early in the morning :D
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is anyone willing to give me some money so i can make a dating profile im starting to become really sad i dont wanna die alone yet
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>tfw Super Driver
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>>582372275
IDGod is love. IDGod is life.
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>>582372601
Go out and meet people anon, don't rely on dating sites.

Even so, isn't Tinder free?
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Tauranga reporting in
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>>582372357
IDbro is straight,and all these fucking faggots that wanna suck his dick are not only revolting,but probably the reason he's not with us 2nite.
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>>582372357
i dont feel good posting this, but whatevs.
>>582372554
lol.
>>582372612
my line, m8
>>582372930
lol. i dunno anymore. i think i should leave now, too..
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>>582372756
live in a small town just need 15 dollars a month to beat them other lonely fags pic related
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Fuck i miss alcohol

>>582373161
Jesus seeing old people on these sites depress me
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Chch in with a grin

Anyone else sick of the pigs getting more and more reasons to take your money?

Fugg ze poreese
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>>582350074
I've been wanting to start one through the day but assumed it would flop and be full of yanks talking shit
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>>582373392
yes i fucking no and i dont wanna be like that u come to me ill give u all the alcohol u need and u help me not die alone like that or this
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>>582373042
No,don't go!
You and gaynazi are the only reason I have to get in these threads anymore!
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>>582350582
Why does everyone say that?

Because he puts heaps of Korean chicks up?
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>>582373774
7:45pm - 8:15pm is prime NZG time.

I minute less and you fuck up the mojo. Therefore IDBro and Gaynazi are not summoned.

>>582373578
Sup bruh
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>>582373774
They just die really quickly because not enough of us are on.
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Chch checking in.
Got my 18 box of lion browns and a 50bag.
How's everyone else's Monday going?
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>>582352090
Cripechurgers... I like it
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>>582373774
same bro me too the days on 4chan can be foreign and different
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>>582373813
It's not a money thing. Ever since i failed my accounting exam I've been over doing it. I really can't drink I lift.

Also I'm as broke as the next motherfucker lol sorry mate, maybe someone ITT might be more inclined
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>>582349641

>drinking alone

Confirmed for faggot. Kill yourself.
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>>582353870
Well done to you sir
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>>582374097
drive up to picton and we will drink good liquor and pick up chicks
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>>582374235
Cheers mate.

>>582374234
We all need to drink sometime. In fact half the people in /nzg/ are usually drinking.

Besides we're technically not alone since we're all in the thread
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Waikatocunt reporting in.

Also tfw fucking Armed Offenders Squad or whatever got kitted out to go find a fucking child molester. Waste of resources.
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>>582354858
They were sick threads
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>>582374234

>not realising drinking alone is a fantastic way to spend all the time when you aren't drinking with someone else.
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fucking faggot mummas boy from nelson who picks apple hurry up and reply or ill post ur number in random threads u lurking prick
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>>582373814
thank you, but no good day for me today.
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>>582374354

Did you say this to me a couple nights ago?
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>>582349641
My mom says I am not allowed to drink.
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>>582359741
You can move back to Germany but you will never leave here
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>>582375025
Make some green tea
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>>582374959
if ur the fag from last night reply to ur god damm emails if not make throwaway email we could meet up and take pics for the thread
>pic relate
>>582374403
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hams with bags of shrooms and tramadol. any trades?
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>>582373968
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>>582375120
Nah I prefer water.
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>>582375269
also, anyone going to raggamuffin?
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anyone no aaron ross
lives on masterave or something hamilton
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>>582375220
Jesus fucking christ.

>>582374479
Yeah they were a lot of fun

>>582375412
Water's good too. I spend all day on my computer alternating between the two.

>>582375369
What's going on mate?
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>>582375117
dont remind me, please. i really dont want to think about that. makes me even more depri...
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>>582375602
>You will never be able to roam the mean streets of otara ever again
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>>582375565
Yeah but green tea tastes weird, how do you do it?
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>>582375220

Nah wasn't last night and haven't given my email out on 4chan before.
Cbf driving to picton anyway wouldn't be back in time for work in the morning.
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>>582375565
Not much mate, drinking and watching this here safe house movie, pretty good. Yourself?
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>>582373968
Yeah figured man
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>>582375827
come in the weekend then
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>>582374097
It's okay bro.

Where you get the Lynn' downs and how much?
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>>582375730
there goes my trigger. thanks, m8
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>>582375740
Different tastes i suppose. Its comfy as fuck

>>582375863
Just relaxing, watching Arrested Development

>>582376178
;_;
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>>582375827
make a throwaway, they're actually quite useful.
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anyone from nelson dont lurk if ur from nz post
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>>582374193
I lurk other shit but look forward to posting in the NZ threads because you're all good fuckers and easy to yarn too.

I find all the yanks and shit just wanna be faggots.

Some of the euros are pretty chill
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>>582375919

Got plans this weekend for the almighty crate day.
Might be coming up one weekend before christmas though for my mates cousins 21st. Will be in another nz thread before then anyway.

Speaking of which, who's participating in The Great Crate Day this year?
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>>582375269
Shrooms you say? I might have to get in touch with you
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>>582362370
I wouldn't mind that as our new flag

Kapiti coming 3 hours late
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>>582376542
i work at the uni in ham, i always lunch at 2 on the field, they are still growing there. grabbed 5 fresh ones today ;)
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>>582375602
Haha
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>>582376637

This is so much better though.
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>>582376737
anyway im off to bed, but i have like 4 bags of them, il be in the nz thread in the next few days, just hit me up if you want some.
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>>582376270

I have a couple random ones I don't really use but for most things I use one of those emails that only lasts 10
minutes and disappears.

>>582376020

They were like 20 bux from the peg at the start of the northern motorway. Always go there cause my mate is trying to get into one of the bartenders.
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>>582376953
nah, i believe we need the union jack, because without england fucking over maori's we wouldn't have a country so we should honor them on our flag
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>>582377114

The point of making a new flag is to show independence from the monarchy. Putting the union jack on it again does the exact opposite.
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>>582376363
wish i was, did the last 3...dad now
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no fucking point in changing the flag unless we turn into a third world country or we have a civil war why the fuck do fucking black maori cunts make everything so hard be like the native americans and shut the fuck up and be grateful we didnt kill u fucking scum
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>>582376983
Will do.

Anyone got some DMT?
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>>582376947
:'( yeah thank you too. that is the attitude you normally get on all the other threads, didnt expect it on nz threads.
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>>582377232
whats wrong with the monarchy?
I believe we should be proud of the accomplishments the British empire has done

and i'm a kiwi born and bred, my parents, grandparens and great grand parents were born here
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>why the fuck do fucking black maori cunts make everything so hard

I'm white mate. I just don't support the monarchy (because, seriously, what the fuck have they ever done for us?), and think that the fact everyone, worldwide, recognises the silver fern flag more than they recognise the actual NZ flag, it makes it pretty evident it's failing it's purpose as a national flag.
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