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So, i found another lil friend, roll 69

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So, i found another lil friend, roll 69
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Shove it up your ass.
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What did to last little friend?
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>>582313320
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Eat it
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>>582313014
You are one sick fuck OP
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>>582313220
I don't think the little feller would survive that.
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>>582313220
Rerolling.
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>>582313476
Not that again, thats boring.
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Drive it 20 mins outside of town and let it free.
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Snort it
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Put it in a container and make it live in your asshole
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Put it in the microwave and defrost it.
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>>582313014
Put it in your dick hole faggit
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>>582313768
rolling
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Rip it's lower jaw off and leave it alive
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>>582313768
Ooo so close
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>>582313014
Thought we told you to wash those hands?
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into anus
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Dickhole
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Fuck it
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Rerolling for my second choice
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Make a tiny paper hat and make him wear it
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>>582313768
So close
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>>582313014
Shit on him
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cum on it
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stick it up your nose
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boil water

place lizard in cup

pour boiled liquid over
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>>582313943
Sorry not easy to catch those motherfuckers got dirty again
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>>582313768
Roll
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set it free dickhole
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let it crawl inside your penis
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>>582313014
put him on your face and let us see it you fucking underage faggot.
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>>582313014
raise it caringly
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>>582314031
roll
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>>582314169
Winrar!
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>>582313014
swallow it whole.
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>>582313459
Link to the last thread or did that get deleted already?
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>>582314169
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>582314169
WINRAR
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>>582314169
winner
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Snort that shit
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>>582314169
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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>>582313459
No…no no no no no no no no no no. What is wrong with you, OP??!! I hope it's fucking poisonous and you die.
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>>582314169

kek
>>582314297
404 already
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>>582314169
Oh shit, winrar. Deliver, fucking faggot.
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Give him a tiny hat then set him free. He will surely impress all the other geckos then.
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>>582314169
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>>582314169
winrar
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>>582314169
Anyone know if OP will deliver?
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>>582314369
holy shit double winrar
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he looks dissapoint
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Put head in butthole and cut it out with the power of your ass
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put him outside in the grass
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Google the best ways to raise him. Put in action.
It shall rule your house. Your life will be about pleasing it.
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>>582313014
He's so cute
Dont hurt him. Send him flying on balloons like space frog
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HURRY, I need to get to bed but I want to see this shit.
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now roll for something good to happen to our lil frind 78 gets
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>>582314837
This.
You can cumeth on something else
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Put him up your ass
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OP is finding it hard to cum on that sweet sweet lizard ass.
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>>582314997
lick cum off it
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wait till he's bigger then send his ass to space
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>>582314031
Reroll
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>>582313459
Did you fucking eat that you sick fuck?
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>>582313014
Watch movies bro down find something for him to eat
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>>582314837
78 get
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>>582314997
now eat him again
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>>582315169
OH GOD.
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microwave
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>>582315169
rolling for this
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Put it in the pee hole
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>>582314997
Snort him up and swallow
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>>582314997
put it inside your dick
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Rip his lower jaw off
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be it's slave you wanker.
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bake him in the oven then shove it up your asshole
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>>582315169
Holy shit does OP have to deliver?
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just let him live hes a living thing too
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>>582315169
WINRAR
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>>582313768
roll
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let it be free
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>>582315339
Rolling for this.
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Op kill yourself
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>>582314997
feed him until he dies naturally
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squeeze it onto a toothbrush and use its insides as toothpaste
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set it on fire
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>>582315321
> rolling for this
> rolling for the post with the winning number
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>>582313768
>68

so fucking close
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cut tail off, put tail inside pee hole
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Dude what the fuck, geckos are awesome what the fuck is wrong with you...
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>>582315339
rolling
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>>582313014
hey, I was looking for you!
>>582313156


Why the fuck are people flipping out about stupid lizards? You guys do realize how they are prehistoric creatures with incredibly simple brains right? It is even common in other cultures for people to eat them quit being fucking retarded.
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Let it go asshole.
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Malax it in your malaxer, then insert it in your blood
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>>582315469
OP is gone
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Clean it and let him go you sick fuck
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>>582315505

feed him until he dies, naturally
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read up on how to care for him properly and make him house mascot
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>>582315549
He's on /b/, shouldn't that say enough?
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>>582315469
Winrar
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>>582313768
Now were talking..
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>>582314169
>>582314997
>>582314997
lick cum off it

we need a 78 get
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turn it inside out
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>>582315531
op's last post said "78 gets", moron
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Make a pile of peanut butter and put it's decapitated head on top of it.
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>>582315647
Excellent use of a comma, sir.

Rolling for your victory.
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>>582314997
Put head in ass then cut off with sphincter
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Make him a warm and cozy bed
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>>582315169
Rolling this
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Dip the lizard into the cum and eat the whole thing
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>>582314572
see>>582313459

so chances of him delivering are high
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CRUSH IT WITH YOUR FIST
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>>582315745
78 not 69
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Poop or pee on it and then eat it
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>>582315686

I hope he gets poisoned from eating the other one, and catches a horrible disease.
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>>582314169
oh boy..
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>>582315647
holy shit THANK YOU. I am dying.
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tie him to a rock and drown him in the tub
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CRUSH IT
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light it on fire
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Shit on it
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Fry it then put it in your dick-hole.
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chop off you penis and let him live inside it
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cum on it again
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Since nobody else seems to say this, let him go
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>>582315918

reroll
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>>582316078
Winrar
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>>582316078
My nigga.
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>>582316078
WINRAR
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>>582316078
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

WINRAR!
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microwave 2 mins, post aftermath
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hold him delicately in left hand as you brutally punch your own face with right hand 5 times. take pic of face before and after
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>>582316078
Winrar
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shit on the lizard
lick the shit off
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>>582316078
fucker, i feel bad for him
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>>582316078
WINRAR
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put him in bong water
>smoke him
if hes still alive put in blender
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>>582313014
MODS MODS MODS
OP IS UNDERAGE FAGGOT
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>>582314997
Have him swim up a girl vagina still covered in jizz so she gets pregnant, the all 3 of you can raise the half lizard baby
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>>582314572
he did last time..

>>582314470
>>582314572

This op delivers


>>582314997

delivered
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>>582316078
WINRAR!
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cut your tongue off and beat it to death with it
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>>582316078
>light it on fire
For the love of God OP, please don't. Poor guy did nothing to you.
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>>582316078

Oh crap!!!!
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>>582316280
No one fucking cares
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>>582314169
WINRAR
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Squeeze it between your asscheeks until ded.

We want to see them glutes.
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>>582316078
Winrar
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>>582316078
winrar
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>>582316078
7ZIP!
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fuck you with your underage shit>>582316331
> lets do this
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Find out what it is, take care of him, like legit buy a terrarium, and post pics
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>>582316134

omg video plz
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>>582316525
Windows explorer
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Snort it
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>>582316241
Rollin
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light it with a few matches
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If it was a cat all you fuckers would be crying.

>>582316538

It looks like it is dead already.
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Right now, a lizard is burning somewhere...
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>>582313014
M0DS M0DS MODS
OP IS UNDERAGE FAGGOT AND MUST KILL HIMSELF
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>>582316538
LIGHT HIM UP!
>>582316761
Keep crying your liberal tears, faggot.
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rip little lizard friend
2014 - 2014
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>>582316761
cats can feel pain you dirty nigger
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here we go
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>>582316538
I have got your IP OP ASPCA is going to get you for this!!!
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>>582316538
Someone please be downloading these pages.. This belongs in the archives.
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>>582314169
hes probably still fapping, give him a few minutes
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eat it afterwords
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>>582316960
No gasoline/
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>>582316857

You and the OP should kill yourselves, scumbags.

>>582316939

geckos are still living things you double nigger.
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>>582316761
No shit, cats are a thousand times more advanced.
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Snort the remains!
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>>582316990
>Implying ASPCA give a fuck about a lizard in a foreign country
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Lizard is currently buring to death
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>>582316939
So do you and there's not a single person in this thread that wouldn't like to see you on fire.
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>>582317002
>>582317002

this is nothing dude. archiving somebody cumming on a lizard and then lighting it on fire? woo hell yeah archive this so epic!!! le [email protected]
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>>582316960
OP set yourself on fire after and livestream it please.
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Burn it with fire
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>>582317250
>being this mad
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>>582317035
>Winra
god damn that image tho
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>>582317250
There is no need to be upset
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>>582316538
Eat a dick you motherfucking pussy faggot. You are a fucking mental case. If You weren't anonymous you'd never see the light of day so you better fucking keep it that way. That is a threat and promise kiddo. Stay fucking hidden.
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1/3
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Hey op, just popin to say that you deserve all hardships you obviously face and will face in the future. Enjoy the cancer creeping into your mind.
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Take a shit on it.
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>>582317172
lol u mad?
>>582317262
I think there is a lot of potential.. OP is actually delivering, now it is just up to the anons to make this interesting.
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>>582316939

I want you to set yourself on fire.

That would be a real treat to see.
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>>582317614
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>582316000
>Trips
>Auto-win? ;D
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See a shrink roll
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>>582317594
He's a true American Patriot. Let his handsome freedom to kill animals shine!
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>>582317614
livestream now
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please dont
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>>582317746
that name you got
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2/3
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>>582317594
>If You weren't anonymous you'd never see the light of day
He is not anonymous I can get his IP if you want.
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>>582317614
Jesus, how hard can it be to set the actual fucking lizard on fire
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>>582317698
Oh yes
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>>582317851
You forgot the picture you double nigger
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>>582317851
forgot pic, what a fag
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>>582317851
hahaha
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>>582316990
I sincerely hope you're telling the truth because I want OP to suffer like the piece of degenerate shit he is.
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2/3 sorry forgot pic
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>>582317614
if you ask me , a better way to do this would be using the microwave. Just a though,, also, take a video
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>>582318007
2photoshop11me
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>>582318007
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>582317656
no not really. if it was a frog or a mouse and he burned it to death and then flew it to space by tying balloons on it, yeah sure archive it. this is nothing really special honestly
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>>582317871

I've seen you in the twitch raid threads, if you are a real nigga you will do this.
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>>582317871
>implying we don't want this autistic faggots info
Pls giv kind sir
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>>582318007
this make him a mamal? cause his blood is warm
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>>582318149
thanks for the idea

burnt lizard space travel
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>>582317871
Then go ahead and expose him for the psycho he is. Do the world a favor and get this faggot off the streets before he rapes your children and eats them.
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>>582317172
> double nigger
topkek
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Its just a fucking lizard, theyre like cockroaches in here, you still kikll cockroaches and u dont make a big deal out of that you moralfags
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>>582318007
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>mfw I realize everyone in this thread is a sociopath
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>>582318235
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>>582318282
CUM ON THE ASHES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>582318282
this had so much potential OP, you failed me
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>>582318282
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>582318282
eat it
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Seriously it's a fucking lizard who gives a shit you soft gentle faggots
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>>582318007
poor wittle guy..
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you could have put it on cryo sleep or send it to space , instead you burned it in that pringles can like it was some jew
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>>582318282
Eat it! You already cooked it!
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>>582318282
Do you think your life has anymore real value than his? You will regret this
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>>582318282
It feels like summer around here with all the rage over a dead stupid creature.. what the fuck is this? Ferguson?
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>>582318435
;_;
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>>582318282
IT'S A LIVING CREATURE CAPABLE OF FEELING PAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT SOMEONE OUGHT TO CUM ON YOU AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE
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>>582318007

Please sodomize yourself

>>582318282

Roaches are a level above you. People like you should be killed.
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>>582314169
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>>582318282
It's not about killing an animal, it's about the nervous system, cockroaches don't feel the pain like a lizard does, it's almost like lighting up a human
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>>582318192
There is nothing you guys can do with his IP legally at least. I am trying to go through ASAP (the legal way) first. If that does not work I will do it the hard way.
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>>582318565
That is my fetish
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Ok, I know i can get anotherone tonight,so what to do with that one, dont roll just well decide the better idea for him, im not shoving it into my ass or anything.
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>>582318565
So long as he tapes it.
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>>582318565
The matter is, who gives a fuck?
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>>582318539
lmao
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>>582318565
More edges than a N64 model
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>OP delivers
>people get mad

is this opposite day or something
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>>582318565
I bet if you were stranded and hungry in some woods you would cook that little bastard and eat him good
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>>582318679
pussy ass bitch
yfw
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Find him a gf
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>>582318825
IKR, +/b/ would never be ok with anithing
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>>582318679
raise it as your son. love it until it dies of old age
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OP may be a psychopath, but I wouldn't mind if you faggots whining over it were the ones being lit on fire
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>>582318565
lol, u mad. Refer to this
>>582301197
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Ok. You roasted it with your cum sauce. Now eat!
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So many fucking moral-fags in this thread, your not a faggot today op
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>>582313014
>>582314997
>>582316078
>>582316538
>>582316960
>>582317614
>>582318007
>>582318282

>Godspeed
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>>582318825
Nah, just a lot of tumblrfags who are trying to act like edgy /b/ lurkers, but then realize they can't actually stand some of the content on here, and have no way to censor it, so they rage against it.
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>>582318565
Stop being a faggot, anon.
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>>582318679
SPACE TRAVEL
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>>582318889
NO FUCKING SHIT I WOULD YOU LITTLE CUNT, ID BE TRYING TO SURVIVE- THIS LITTLE FUCKER ISN'T DOING THAT IS HE?
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>>582315169
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>>582318825
>>OP delivers
>>people get mad
>is this opposite day or something
It's only a good when OP's actions affect only him.
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>>582318565
Maybe he's full and just wants a little snack so he's going to eat the lizard
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>>582318956
That would be cool, then have lil babies and eat them
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>>582313014
up pooper
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>OP finally gets a get and delivers
>/b/ chimps out
do it, OP. save /b/ with your get
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>>582319090
Please suck on a helium tank.
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the real culptrit here is this boy >>582316078
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We should feel sorry for OP being so fucked up.
His life won't be easy.
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>>582319115
OP is an edgy prebubescent cunt there is no reasoning with that level of faggotry
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>>582318420
fuck you, i am the lizard queen faggot
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>>582319115
Oh well who cares just one stupid lizard that's dead no big deal
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>>582318565
>SOMEONE OUGHT TO CUM ON YOU AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE
Oh man I'd watch that.
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>>582319410
But it's easy to burn a lizard so...
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It was only a few weeks ago when an OP FUCKING KILLED A GIRL and we cheered him on. what the fuck /b/
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I love this fucking OP. Please, please do another. This pleases me so much, it's golden.
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burn op
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Fuck you I hope you die bitch
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OP is a shit cunt faggot burn him at the stake
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thisone is bigger, this is the lucky one, give ideas to meke thione happy since thats what u want faggets
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>>582319493

No one would care if you died.
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>>582319493
>just one stupid lizard
No you cunt It's two!!! This is the second innocent life OP has taken
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>>582319493
The fucking attention whoring psychopath has posted a thred before this about 15 mins ago and did the same edgy shit killing another lizard. It 404d and the mental case returned
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>>582319580
humans deserve everything we get
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