/b/ 9 gets it.

>>582309330
good, but i'd be even better if i was with you

Great, now that you're here.

Good but i'd be better if we was cuddling

Eyy bb u wan sum fuk

>>582309330
not good

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>>582309695
this

Horny af. Wanna send nudes? ;)

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8.
I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8. Cr8 more, can't w8.
We should convers8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8.
If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8.
We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8,
I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes,
but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d,
I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s.
We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8,
like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly,
tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8.
We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8.
We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8,
volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

>>582309330
I masturbate to drawings of little girls, other than that i'm pretty good.

my gf broke up with me

>>582309695
r-r-re-roll

>>582309330
What color are your nails?

Good, wanna fuck?

>>582309804

I'm feeling like my fat cock needs a bitch to suck it ;) Sorry but I don't play games ;)

Can we do a collab vid? Preferably a 19 minute log anal fabonanza, uploaded to all well know porn sites. Let me know asap you cock craving slut:).

Not bad. Want to engage in high impact sexual violence? ;)

>>582309858
Fuuuuckk

Rolling

>>582309968
reroll. fuck off by one

>>582309695

>>582309976
rr

>>582309964
Reroll

Good go fuck yourself

>>582310091
Rolling fuck this game

>>582310086
roll

why is noone getting winrar

I'm feeling the worst I've ever had in my entire life :( :( :( :( :(((((

your pic is cute, or do you have a bad camera?

>>582309695
smooooothhh

this

Adjusting numbers so I dont lose jer starting now

9 or 6

Go

>>582309858

I have been injecting homeless men urine into my system for 2 years now, it's time for me to get help.

>>582310349
winrar

>>582310349
Winrar

>>582310349
winrarrrr

>>582310349
Chicken dinrar

next

>>582310349
OP, gotta do it

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Here to deliver

>>582310349
Winrar

>>582309330
eyy lmao

>>582310690
draw a sad face on your dick and send a picture

I circumcised myself

>>582310690
get?

>>582310889
Winrar!!!!!

>>582310889
Winrar...?

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8 gets it

>>582310889
WINNNRRAAARRRRR

>>582310889
roll

>>582310889
Rolling for this

>>582311042
I just discovered that I'm half jewish

>>582311042
Beacuse I .....I want you in my life.

Cause I'm not with you babe. ;)

>>582311042
mom is treating me like a child again

>>582311042
send dick pic and say its because its so small

>>582311042
I have been injecting homeless men urine into my system for 2 years now, it's time for me to get the help I need.

I need my dick sucked :(

I've just had the crushing realization for the past year I've spent all my Sundays just sitting in my house.

What I really wanted to do this year was go to that hill overlooking the city and just chat about the past, future and general life with someone that I don't have the balls to ask. My only new years resolution. Wasted.

>>582311042
Because I will never cum on your glasses and this is my fetish

Because you told everyone about my micropenis you fucking cunt. Thanks, btw.

>>582310889
You took to long to reply op! 9 still stands ! Winrar

>>582310889
Roll

I don't have anyone who will fap with me. :(

My Dick hasn't been hard in 5 months...

>>582311042
My girlfriend left me, its been pretty lonely for the past few days :(

>>582311042
Me and my uncle took our dicks out at the same time to compare and now I feel bad cuz his is so small compared to mine

>>582310889
roll

i have trouble getting boners

>>582311198
win

Im feeling lonely because I dont have you to tip my fedora to :((

>>582311042
My family is muslim so we had to put down our dog because we needed wheat

>>582311198
God damn this winrars fucking suck

>>582311198
Winrar

>>582310349
>>582311198
back to back gets come the fuck at me bros

i am the captain of this conversation now

>>582310889
reroll

>>582310889
Rolling for justice

I'm a faggot and will never be as random as u *tries to hold up spork*

>>582311198
Winrar

>>582311328
WINNNRAR

>>582311448
this should be winrar

>>582311398
This

>>582309330
I used to fuck her, I think

>>582311448
Too late you fucker. We needed you before.

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Lets say 3 gets the next one.

>>582310889
Rolling for justice! Dont be a fucking faggot op

Ruff days at the kennels

>>582310889
>>582310889
>>582310889
>>582310889
>>582310889
THIIIS

>>582311257
Reroll

>>582310889
roll

>>582311672
roll

I was jacking off to her panties again :(((

>>582311659
Because she thinks I'm worthless because I've never had a girlfriend

>>582311659
OP is a massive faggot

>>582311659
I didn't finish my peas at dinner last night >:(

I won't have sex with her, I'm tired. We already did it 9 times today.

Because she won't give me a bj

>>582311672
Ops gonna be a faggot. No justice tonight

because i didnt fuck her enough last night

Cuz I've grown to have a bigger slong then father and she stares at it some times and tries to remind herself im her son

>>582311659
Because I told her that MLP isn't just a show for little girls

>>582311659
I had sex with the dog like I used to

eye lemons

>>582310889
Forever rolling for great justice

>>582311659
She made a bad pizza for dinner so for revenge I shit on the floor and called her a cunt. it's so unfair im over living with her. I need someone (preferable cute) to move out with ;)

>>582311659
Me and my internet buddies are prancing you!

>>582310248

>>582311659
Because my baby brother has a bigger dick than me

>>582311793
WINRAR

>>582311659
Because I just came out of here vagina for the second time in my life

Because I keep squeezing her tits like I did when I was 6

>>582311793
WINRAR!!!!!!!

>>582311659
Yeah, I was telling her about the feelings I have for this special girl and she gave me a, "birds and the bees," talk.

>>582311793
Got it, coach

>>582311749
>>582311856
Agreed .. op is a fucking faggot

>>582311749
reroll

because she saw my kd and thinks im a fag.

rollin >>582311805

>>582311793
winnnnar chicken dinnaarrrr

mom keeps saying natural is best and I shouldn't mutilate myself but I'm tired of the anteater jokes in the locker room

>>582311792
Roll

>>582311893
Winrar

She caught me and my ex .... In her bed

I shouldn't have put my balls in my dogs mouth. Can I get a ride to the ER?

>>582311793
WINRAR!!!

>>582311793
Win

>>582311793
WINRAR

>>582311659
I think it's because I only wear diapers around the house.

God damnit /b/ fine hold on.

>>582311793
Doesn't count OP, ignore this faggot

JUSTICE!!!

>>582312104
doing god's work OP

>>582312104
OP Better deliver

>>582311871
Rerolleronie

>>582312104
dont let us down op

>>582310889
sorry for the late win :-(
Rerolling for justice!

>>582312138
Why the fuck not?

>>582311793
winrar

>>582312104
you better fucking delever

If OP doesn't fucking deliver, sage time

My jimmy's were russel Wilsoned

op?

>>582312104
Cmon op, its gona be perfect! Dont do it and your no better then a little fucming faggot

>>582312104
Keking

>>582312104
Where are you OP? You better deliver

>>582312320
Cause its fucking gay

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>>582312104
Deliver or ./thread

>>582312514
OP's a fag he won't deliver

op deliver

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>>582312104
fucking OP is letting us down

>>582312138
I just didn't want to roll all the way up to my previous comment so fyck you anon

>>582312586
"fucm" off Heaven

>>582312651
>penis
>gay
holy fucking shit you're stupid
OP deliver

>>582312586
*fucking ... faggot

/thread

come on OP, my black father visited me as a child more than you are visiting us now

>>582309330
That fucking battery will die b4 this thread gets remotely interesting, faggot.

come on faggot

>>582312872
/thread

boringest thing i have read last summer when it happened

Chicken out

>>582312941
Kek

/thread

>>582312104


it's been 4 minutes
calm down
>>582312228
>>582312272
>>582312363
>>582312376
>>582312514
>>582312586
>>582312648
>>582312656
>>582312681
>>582312686
>>582312707
>>582312710
>>582312825
>>582312872
>>582312941
>>582312947
>>582312958
>>582313002
>>582313020

just bumpin

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Fuck you faggots.
Im op.
Im here to deliver.

/thread

>>582313197
today justice was served

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OP is a huge faggot

OP , jews deliver more money to charity then your delivering to us now

>>582313197
>>582313197
>>582313197
FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSS

>>582313197
JUSTTTICCCEEEE

>>582313197
l0l0l00l0l0l0l0

>>582313197
kek

>>582313197
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT

>>582313197
Today OP was not a faggot.

>>582313197
OP is not a faggot

>>582313197
JUSTICE FOR MIKE BROWN

>>582313197
I believed in you.

We're in this together to the end. You will get laid by this whore

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>>582313197
OP is not a faggot

>>582313197
GG

Do the dishes you filthy cunt

>>582313197
OP ISNT A FAGGOT

>>582313171
I had to stop eating, find a sharpie and make sure my roomate didnt walk in on me.

Youre all welcome.

>>582313197
Bravo op, bravo, your still a faggot but justice has been served.

>>582313197
>>582313197
>>582313197
help

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>>582313197
OP delivered

>>582313197
JUSTICE!

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i wish this were my horse. it's so beautiful

>>582313171
4 minutes is literally an eternity

>>582313197
Aww shit, OP isn't a faggot for once

OP confirmed for not faggot, today was a good day