Life Hack thread? Life Hack thread. Can't contriboot much

>>582306752
Eating 16 benedryl will cure your hangover.

DON'T DO IT OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE A METAL ARM FOR THE REST OF LIFE

>>582306752
I'm not a scientist, but aren't you supposed to use mustard gas to stop bleeding?

>>582307085
I am a scientist and can confirm this

>>582306979
Confirmed real
Did it on new years last year

>>582307085
No, no, no. If you want to stop the bleeding you have to stop the heart from pumping it. Death is the answer.

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>>582307328
Thanks Randy

I once herd icy hot can cure hemaroids? Is this true?

>>582306752

Use muh dick to stop your girlfriend from cumming

>wait..

put a fork in a socket to cure rape

>>582308749
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about electricity to dispute it

>>582309153
I am a licensed electrical technician and I can confirm this is correct.

>>582308019
yes and razor burn on your balls and taint...Martha Stewart confirmed.

>>582309153
you can't know about it until you have been raped yourself. Otherwise your opinion is worthless.

>>582310160
I am a feminist and I can confirm this works

>>582308749

Just make sure that you stick it into the shorter side.

>>582310398
Kek

God fuckin' /b/ now a days can't even do a life hack thread.

>>582307713
banana one makes mustard gas

>>582312430
this zalgo shit has to be bullshit

im testin it though

s̢̨̬̣̭̳̼̣̺͔͎͎̱̝̣͜͢ú̸̕͏̶͇̬͉͔̺̤̤c̵̢̨̢̩͎̘̠̗͈̤͇̙͜ḱ̨̦̘̘̰͔͘͡ͅ ̴̨̨̛̬̜͙̟̰̰̜̼̺̠͡ͅͅm̨̛̛͞͏̘̻̬̦̠̯͕̜͈͍̫̖̯̖̜̦̰̱y̸̢͈̼̠̟͕͇̥͓̦͠ ̛͏̷̵͉̖͇̹̤͇͎̘̙̣̝̦̯ǹ̡̧͙͚̫͖͍̦̪̲͎̱̼͟͝ų̷̴̨̤̳̳͟t̡̢͓̞̤̘̩̯̲͚̝̻̱s̶̺͇͈̩͔ ̷͚͚̘̯̻͚̗͙͙͈̹̯͙̪f͘͟͞͡͏̲̮̣͓͖͖̹͔͚̘͍̟̦̗͎̼ͅṷ̷̧̻̫̯͓̝͇͍͖͍̲̟̩̙̳̫ͅc̢̝͎̦̙̹͇̜͎͓̮̬͉̜͙͕͘ͅk̛̼̟̥̞̩͓̙̕b҉̶͕͓͇̘͕͚̜̜̞̬̮̯͖͔͙͇̲́o̩͚̟̙̪͍̠͈̙̞̬̠̪̗͔͜͞ý̹̦̖͉̠̤̬͚̝̹͎̝̺̯͉̦͓̞͟

>>582312430
%triforce

>>582312430
>poop
*poop*
**poop**
* poop 1
* poop 2
* poop 3
[zalgo] poop [/zalgo]
~~poop~~
poop^poop
[spoiler] poop [/spoiler]
[flip] poop [/flip]

>>582312430
[flip]this will never work[/flip]

Super^bad

>>582312430
% triforce

s̢̨̬̣̭̳̼̣̺͔͎͎̱̝̣͜͢ú̸̕͏̶͇̬͉͔̺̤̤c̵̢̨̢̩͎̘̠̗͈̤͇̙͜ḱ̨̦̘̘̰͔͘͡ͅ ̴̨̨̛̬̜͙̟̰̰̜̼̺̠͡ͅͅm̨̛̛͞͏̘̻̬̦̠̯͕̜͈͍̫̖̯̖̜̦̰̱y̸̢͈̼̠̟͕͇̥͓̦͠ ̛͏̷̵͉̖͇̹̤͇͎̘̙̣̝̦̯ǹ̡̧͙͚̫͖͍̦̪̲͎̱̼͟͝ų̷̴̨̤̳̳͟t̡̢͓̞̤̘̩̯̲͚̝̻̱s̶̺͇͈̩͔ ̷͚͚̘̯̻͚̗͙͙͈̹̯͙̪f͘͟͞͡͏̲̮̣͓͖͖̹͔͚̘͍̟̦̗͎̼ͅṷ̷̧̻̫̯͓̝͇͍͖͍̲̟̩̙̳̫ͅc̢̝͎̦̙̹͇̜͎͓̮̬͉̜͙͕͘ͅk̛̼̟̥̞̩͓̙̕b҉̶͕͓͇̘͕͚̜̜̞̬̮̯͖͔͙͇̲́o̩͚̟̙̪͍̠͈̙̞̬̠̪̗͔͜͞ý̹̦̖͉̠̤̬͚̝̹͎̝͟

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>>582314375
>>582314670

>>582306752
shits actually legit.
not only does it stop the blood flow, but it also disinfects.

>>582315452
[flip]blah[flip]