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guys, what is this? im a faggot and this has been bothering me

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guys, what is this?
im a faggot and this has been bothering me for quite a while, what is this and whats the purpose of it?
this shit comes from my ass, it appears after ive fingerd myself :^). but only after a while. its completely transparent (bad lighting in the picture), thick and smell of nothing
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Mucosal Membrane
a.k.a. Butt Snot
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It's the lining of your colon.
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>>582276038
its the lingering cum from the endless rape that you endured as a child from your father that made you post this after one more good time cum
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magic fluid
eat it and you'll become a wizard
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>>582276038
>>582276889
> eat it and you'll become a wizard
post pics and you'll become a legend
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>>582277270
yes do it OP
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>>582276889
>>582277270
are you guys sure ill turn into a wizard?
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>>582276038
Looks yummy. What does it taste like?
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>>582278040
Of course you will m8
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I get it everyday too. Sometimes when I attempt to poop it'll just fly out but most of the time when I put a finger in or roll up some tissue paper and stick it in there. I usually eat mine. It's just like snot out of your nose but even more tasteless. It's fun to swirl around in your mouth or suck it up like noodles.
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>>582278040
i bet my 4chan pass on it, Op
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Your prostate has BURST. Seek immediate medical attention NOW.
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>>582278237
not op, but mine is kinda sweet. i shit you not
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>>582278319
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>>582278551
Fuck off faggot, just because you don't want op to become a wizard
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>>582276038
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>>582278551
eat a brick m8
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>>582278802
I should try mine sometime... Or maybe my GF's...
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>>582278040
proof
wizardry tip : just stir it well
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Bowel cancer sorry
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>>582278326
He says without a pass.
Good call bruh, ya dun goofeded OPenis.
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>>582276038
>came out of ass
>doesn't smell
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Troll/10

Either that or you have a hole in your prostate which spills into your colon when you cum, which I doubt is true
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>>582279667
this is [almost] true, smell is not distinctive and definitely it's not a typical ass smell
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PROSTRATE AM BURST. IMMEDIATE SEEK HELP OP OR U CAN DIE SOON
QUICK OP DOCTOR SEE
I HAVE THIS AS SMALL CHILD
UR PROSTATE BURTS WATCH OUT
IT CAN DIE YOU I SWEAR
ALL THAT FLUID COME OUT REGILARLY IT IS FROM BURST PROSTATE


PROTASTIC FLOOID
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Lmao Op has cancer
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Prostate cancer
>the only cure is to post timestamped pics
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4chan, full of normal people
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>>582279412
well, here goes nothing
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>>582279948
you're fucking disgusting mate
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>>582280161
>>it can die you.
/thread
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>>582280394
You a wizard yet?
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>>582280394
tastes... nothing, not magical atleast
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>>582280161
you fucking what mate
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>>582280610
but maybe magic doesnt taste of anything?
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its weed. smoke it
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>>582280610
WINRAR
>magika aquired
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>>582280706
isn't it kinda sweet?
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>>582280610
OH GOD UGH NO WHY? FUCKING SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO FAP BUT NOW ITS FLACCID THANKS MAN GOD DAMN IT FUCK
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>>582280706
ahhhh shit
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That's actually quite disgusting bruh
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>>582280706
>>582280610
>>582280394
nigger you what
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Op I think you did it wrong try rubbing it on your eye ball then maybe you can see magic
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>>582280161
He is right you know
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>>582280706
hmmm, nope still nothing.
>>582280840
hhhmmmm, a little?, sweet, but still... nothing.. not magical atleast
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Gud bread about ass-goobers
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>>582280706
>>582281054
Hi, Tim.
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>>582276038you finger your sensitive inner testines with this fingernails? might aswell use rusty nails.
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>>582276664
This
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>>582281039
STFU. YOU HAVE WITNESSED A MAGICAL EVENT. TODAY OP WASNT A FAGGOT AND BECAMSE A WIZARD. NOW SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN AND STRAP IN CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
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>>582280610
>>582280706
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>>582281054
OP is a faggot but he's less of a pussy than 90% of this board
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OP has a nice face
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>>582281189
that's too good to be true
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>>582281054
>>582280706
>>582280610
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>>582281054
am i a wizard yet?
>>582281529
mayne this will make you think twice
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>>582281054
kill yourself
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You actually think that was from his ass? You niggers are dumber than you appear.
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>>582281742
you are an wizard
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>>582281054
magical doesnt taste
it feels
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I kinda want to save this thread
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gg op
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>>582281742
Not sure if grill?
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>>582281752
one day anon... one day
>>582281846
YOU BET IT IS!
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>>582281054
>>582280706
>>582280610
>>582280394
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>>582280610
op you just ate some strange fluid that came out of your ass because the internet told you to. i hope you're happy.
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>>582281951
that's a dude, you're gay. good news is getting hookups will be easy on craigslist.
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>>582281742
>am i a wizard yet?

No you're a faggot and should be hanged from the tallest tree on capitol hill.

You're kind is disgusting and you should be debarred from being in the public much less society.
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>>582281742
I still think your face is nice
Are you a girl or a boy?
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>>582281742
>>582281928
Cap this shit
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now OP will become a maho shojo
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>>582282231
this one question.. has been stalking me my whole life.
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>>582282463
I think you're a grill
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>>582276664
/thread
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>>582281875
>it feels
The feels wen
So shut up
Yeah that am y ur mommy sed u had the cancer 2 me 2day so shhhhh
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OP, post more pictures of yourself so I can rub one out
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>>582282249
http://4archive.org/b/thread/582276038
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>>582282610
the world may never know
>>582283031
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10/10 thread, didn't gag but I actually feel queezy after being in this shithole for almost a decade.

You should make videos and sell them to japan
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>>582283812
This could be good money op, you should do it.
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>>582283780
You look more like a dude
Also the pictures didn't even show you eating it, they just showed your fingers in your mouth
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>>582278237
tastes like e coli
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>>582282249

Working on it.
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>>582284050
what is japan's phone number, wee need to negotiate some kind of deal
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>>582284104
it says in the title ''im a faggot''
>>582284304
too lazy to call tho
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>>582283780
>>582282463

Are you trans, OP?
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>>582284442
just xposted this shit to Reddit. Enjoy the limelight OP
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>>582284104
oh, and i did acctuaky taste it, not like its harmfull or anything
>>582284827
not that i know of, just a regualr faggot
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>>582285043
Maybe eating the butt snot made you trans
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>>582283780
Too good nails so I'm gonna go with grill
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