Lets get some schoolies up in here. Exposed pictures, girls

Looks like she is drinking from a BIB

>>582273342
dah fuck is she drinking?

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>>582273782
goon

wine,

she took the bag out of the cask

>>582273504
its a fucking goon sac you fucking loser cunt, get out of an aussie post you fucking foreign scum.
also, lurk

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woops

btw 90% of the pics are from australian schoolies.
im an aussie so yahh

>>582274095
im going to spread my black sperm all over assienland and you will call me grandaddy nigger

>>582274197
moar like ?

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>>582274879
this is like THE fucking shot to take on schoolies this year, every whore and her herpes has a shot like this

so this is a bunch of aussie teens getting drunk? fantastic keep going you marsupial eatin bastard

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>>582275064

>>582274701
get back in your cage nigger

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>>582275150
if u knew anything about the country you would know for a fact we dont eat marsupials

Or ride kangaroos to school

Stop believing everything the media has jammed into your head.

>>582274701

Black sperm?
Dude, you might want to go see a doctor...
That could mean you're having internal bleedings.

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Hi /b/, my roommate has a really hot girlfriend (PIC RELATED) . Nice boobs and a nice round ass. I'd love to fuck her, and she seems interested in me as well. She skypes me, out of nowhere sometimes and masturbate for me and i do too

want to watch the videos? link here then
>>p-a-steb-i-n.com/my8wb1yR

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>>582275584

>>582275584
What the fuck are you talking about? Wallaby is on half the menus in Australia, and it's fucking delicious. People raise kangaroos for food in farms.

Do you even Aus, faggot?

>>582275721
LEGIT TO QUIT

>>582275896
Actually all kangaroo is wild harvested, no farms.

>>582275896
>Wallaby is on half the menus in Australia
>half the menus
>half

do i even fuckin know you, cunt

>>582275896
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>582275896
normal people who come from a civilized city dont eat it, and it's never on menus around here.

fair enough if u like in the sticks, but those cunts eat anything.

lived here my entire life and iv never touched that shit, neither has anyone i know.

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>>582276815

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god dam whore as far as i can see

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>>582273342
Girl I know (and I want to fuck in the mouth so bad).

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>>582277262
ok

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>>582277474

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>>582277262
More of her:

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>>582277908
any of her tits ?

>>582277474
fuckin A

Anyone have any good onion links?

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>>582273342
fuck yeah, wanted one of these threads

>>582277694
Having someone to do this to is *SO* fun

>>582278102
Unfortunately no.

>>582278165
Now, this is a story all about how My body got nailed up to a cross And I liked to take a minute heres how begins I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins
In west Bethlehem I was born and raised In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools When a couple of Romans Who were up to no good Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should I had one last supper and my men drank wine I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine
I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer If anything I could say that the roman wins But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins
They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle in heaven and listen to prayer

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>>582278165
fucking B

>>582278165
I've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on /b/. Just like 4chan scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.

>>582274095
Jesus. Australians are literally the worst people in the world.

wtf is schoolies

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>>582279309
k

>>582279309
What will happen with short texts, like 'rolling' and that kind of stuff?

>>582279531
and you're the biggest faggot in the world

>>582275584

We'll learn something about your godforsaken country as soon as you contribute anything of value to world culture (and no, Paul Hogan doesn't count). Subhuman scum.

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

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Went to high school and middle school with Hanna Hilton. No Bullshit.

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>>582279531
any evidence to back up that claim buddy ?

>>582279224
fucking C

>>582280009
Cheers Bruce. You got me fair dinkum.

Beat Up a Girl
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.

>>582280176
>invented wifi
>probably using wifi
gtfo

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>>582280176
Things Australia has contributed tot he world

- Artificial pacemaker.
- Atomic absorption spectroscopy
- Cochlear implant
- Flame ionization detector
- Flight Data Recorder
- Flight Recorder
- Medical Glove
- Polymer bank note
- Spray-on skin for burn victims.
- Synroc

Half flush toilets
Lawn-mowers
Windscreen wipers
Hugh Jackman
Black Box Flight Recorder
did i win ?

BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.