hi guys. So this guy to the right is going to beat my ass on

>>582237315
And fuck you Brandon

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>>582237124
Fuckin right I am, Brandon.

Tell on him

>>582237496
fuck you too

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>>582237124
Just rip that patch of hair of of his alien like head

>>582237523
Photoshopped

>>582237124
Did you really made this thread because the guy on the right told you over other thread that he was going to beat your ass?
Holy fucking shit brandon, i can't believe theres really people like you in this world, fucking killyourself piece of shit.

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>>582237124
Are you actually afraid of a guy that looks eerily similar to this?

Ask him if he wants to go bowling.

>>582238156
Where you see shopped?

>>582237124

Suck his penis, it worked for me in prison,

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>>582238156
Fine

>>582237124
get a bb gun and blast him

>>582237124
nope, i'm a boxer myself. Unless you are able to properly use your legs you're fucked
>run or kick motherfucker

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>>582238396
this....

Seriously though, I've missed what's going on...did Brandon's new obsession come to /b/ and threaten to beat him up or is this all trolling?

Get a lead pipe and rip him a new one.

>>582238735
THE PLOT THICKENS
I'm rooting for you

>>582238735

>>582238735

If I come here tomorrow and see Brandon posting pics of a busted nose I'll be happy.

I lol'd.

I dont even know if real brandon actually posts on /b/ anymore - but you made me chuckle OP

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>>582237523

>>582237124
he is a boxer lol...yeah ive seen lots of guys like that at the gym that think they are boxers.

- cut your hair short
- wear tight clothes
- don't show fear
- attack him first with your all strength
you don't have anything to loose

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>>582237124

>>582238893
Is Brandon the new queen of /b/?

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>>582237124
I have waited all day for ya fag

>>582237124
Nice copy pasta fuggit.

>>582238396
LOL my sides.
Seriously though he's pretty fucking ugly

>>582238735
Break his arms, stop the faggot from posting for a few months.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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OP this is the fourth time on /b/ I've seen you on bitching about the same thing crying about how the other dude gets more girls than you. You couldn't fucking man up and move on or stop caring about this guy until you went so far to now he wants to beat your ass. OP you deserve to have your ass handed to you for being a beta faggot and a little bitch

This nigga has two watches. Your fucking dead kiddo.

>>582237523
What the fuck.

WORLDSTAR!

Boxing doesn't mean shit if in a street fight. You knock him off his feet. Tackle the alien bitch and just start hitting. Boxers are training to defended against another trained fighter, if you are throwing wild haymakers, he won't be able to do shit

>>582237124
fuk off brandon

Use drunk money technique, first eat the nastiest rot gut food you can to make you shit hard.

Then drink terrible bum liquor like thunderbird whiskey or black berry brandy until you don't know if you have to shit or puke

Then start the fight and just grab him and spin with him until you start to shit and puke

Now puke all over him, when he's staggering from the projectile vomit go in your pants for the finishing move. Grab a lump of KO clay that has been ripening in your shorts. Throw it and rub it on him. Guaranteed no one will ever mess with you again.

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>>582237124
Intresting do you know what school he trains at? Also proof that he intends to assault you except verbal? Dox?

>>582237124
Timestamp Brenden?
I want a before and after of your face.

Why are you all so stupid?

Take him to the floor! Boxers are bitchez.. He look like a bitch.. I would never be afraid just cause someone says they box!!! Let me say that again. He is a boxer, he is a bitch. Looking like Bert from sesame street with that bitch hair!!! Take him to ground, use elbows, choke his bitch ass out.. Just get to the inside fast and take him down.. Did I mention, people who box are bitches!!!

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>>582238735
!>>582237124
STORY FAGGOTS before i beat both of your asses on mundehh

Bunch of fucking newfags

>>582239557
Well.. he is a really good boxer. I dont know actually. Need something that might actually work against him.

>>582237124
He's a fag. Looks like arab trash. Inform the school and then let it happen. Sue school and watch him get arrested and expelled. His non white ass goes to shit.

>>582238735
>>582237523
monitoring

>>582237523
nigga you look like chicken little

>>582238735
DO IT FGGT

>>582237968
>sees id
tips fedora

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>>582237523

>>582237124
kill yourself b4 he can beat your sorry ass up
also stop posting your ugly ass face
i am tired of you being that retardet that you need random people on the internet to boost your confidence. you are pathetic. again kill yourself!
capcha: THC nsgultu

Both skinny/10

>>582239557

You really don't know anything do you?

>Report him to INS
>Laugh while they deport him back to Sandniggerstan

>guy on the right is going to kick my ass
>posts timestamp of guy on the right

>>582240261
This.

>>582237523
please make him suffer this faggot is really anning

>>582239949
give him a falcon punch in his nuts

>>582239557
That's not how boxing works. Boxers are trained to eat punches and know exactly how to hit you to knock you the Fuck out.

buy a gun

>>582239557
you'll be long dead before you can tackle a boxer.

>>582238873

>>582237523
>>582238735

Fake.. picture was from thread yesterday, when he made it about me.

>>582239557
worst advice ever. what retard would think this myth is actually true?

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>>582237124
train like me faggot, you look weak as fuck

>>582237124
Look man just get a pipe or a baseball bat and teach him a lesson. He's just a random douchebag.

>>582238735
You sir, can become the hero we awaited.
Heal the Cancer, beat the tumor.

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And real boxer or anyone with legitimate training in any fighting style will never engage in street fights or threatening people in forums or Facebook, because on shitty dumb assault charge can ruin your entire career.
I got in a verbal altercation with a dyke convicted children molester, she pulled a knife when she realized I could easily beat her. She actually called my coach and managed to get me put on a three week suspension because there was a possibility I was engaging in a street fight.

>>582241030

What the fuck is wrong with that lower abdomen.

>>582241030
dude you need to work out your lower abs....

>>582241187
you jealous faggot that I got abs of steel and you are prolly a fat NEET weeabo

>>582237523
He looks like Ernie from Sesame Street, but "ethnic."

>>582239557
>Hue I do teh streetfights, super leet

Read: "I throw around some drunken punches every weekend, but I never heard of cover"

>>582241127
you must be living in america, i am sorry for you /b/rother

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>>582241297
dude I got perfect genetics, your just jelly fite me irl

>>582237523
>>582241385
My bad, I meant Bert. He looks like a spic/sandnigger Bert in the worst possible way.

bring mace or a tazer? in a fight anything goes

>>582237124
>>582237523

He looks like he's Persian, so he'll have backup off the bat. Bring a black friend.

>>582241030
ahahaha

>>582241513
You look like the spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

>>582238735
>>582237523
>>582237124


There is no proof that OP is the guy on the left.

It's probably the guy on the right with his phone and notebook.

>>582237124
Why are you going to be anywhere near a guy like that? Guys who fight are gorillas with no impulse control, and there's no reason to even deal with him in the 21st century. Ignore him and let him be mad, because he's a faggot neanderthal. Besides, boxing is useless.

>>582237523
oh shit why you going to beat Brandon's beat ass?

>>582239557
This guy is trolling, throwing lots of haymakers at a trained fighter is the most sure fire way to lose

>>582241030
Are you pregnant?

>>582237523
>.
Ugly fucking semite, kill yourself and your family

>>582238735
you look like a fucking rat

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS YESTERDAY COME ON FAGGOTS

>>582241878
Put your fedora on the hatrack please

>>582241878
Yeah no sense in reasoning with a dumb bully, its just a waste of time.

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>>582241030
omg lol

>>582242010
>>582241819
>>582241658
fuck you faggots, lets see how you compare? I'm in mma and have used many things like razor blades under my gloves, I aint afraid to get dirty

>>582237124
Take a gun, jew.

>>582242171
I'm 6'2'' and teach hapkido. I also hate hats, for what it's worth. Sorry that I'm not a slave to my hormones.

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>>582241513
hes the real alien in this thread

>>582241030

What the fuck.

>>582237523
please do.

>>582242205
Is this your best trolling? Timestamp because that aint even you

>>582242205
If thats true you are a subhuman who deserves to be raped by satan

>>582242549
yeah and lemme guess your a perfect person who does nothing wrong right?

>>582241329
No serious dude. You need to see a doctor.

>>582241509
Canada but I really think any person who brags about there fighting powered online, and is actively looking for fights with smaller weaker people regardless how mouthy, we'll, ido believe there is some homoerotic motivation.

>>582237124
lol u gonna get beat ha ha if he a boxer than u a brief ha ha ha ha!

>>582241878
same uni. Apparently because I was posting pictures of him here on /b/ and been asked to be compared to him. Without his permission. And that I've been said bad words about him

I think both pricks deserve to be raped by a gang of fucking niggers. Fuck you Brandon for being such an autistic faggot and that boxer who lookks like a fucking arab piece of shit.

>>582237523
Are you gonna post it anywhere? If so on Instagram? I'll follow you just to see that shit dude. Help a /b/ro out

>>582242703
I went earlier this week, it was a girl, she blew me too shit was so cash...other than that I am pretty healthy in fact she said I looked like I could lose my good lucks to give faggots a chance at gfs

>>582242652
Well i once shot a dude in the leg who took my wallet, but thats it.
cheating in mma is faggotry

>>582242205
You didn't answer my question. Let me borrow one of your razor blades so I can extract that demon baby from your faggot womb.

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>>582241030
11/10

>>582237124
Brandon, what did you get yourself into?

>>582242959
only pussies fight with weapons faggot

>>582242980
no im not pregnant just ripped from hardwork

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>>582241030
Hahahahaha

>>582241978
Man have you ever seen a real fight? I agree with the other anon, get him off his feet and fucking go wild. Just get that rage and blast him as hard and fast as you can. Get in close and use elbows and knees. Choke the bitch and slam his head on the ground a few times. Extra points for pissing in his face when hes down. Cant wash that shame off

>>582239557
This is the most retarded comment I've seen so fat. You have never trained boxing have you?

A trained boxer is going to win in a street fight versus you avarage drunk fighter or normal person 99,9% of times.

>>582243214
>only pussies fight with weapons
>uses razor blades
Fag
Also, it was not a fight. He was mugging me with a knife, so I handed over my stuff and capped him with my five seven while he was walking away.

this sand nigger makes these same threads every week.

Yea, just beat the top of his prematurely balding head, what a fucktard. I'd knock his stupid ass out one hit. Then maybe have some fags have their way with his holes and send the video to his mother and father

>>582243405
You honestly think someone like Brandon can pull that off? Gtfo.

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>>582241030

angry?

>>582243405
A trained fighter is going to have cover, and has lots of experience with waiting for a moment when the opponent drops his. your tactic is a guarantee to be fucking dropped within seconds

>>582241819
Fookin KEK m8!

>>582242741
So where does he train. Does he have any belts or titles

>>582243582
razor blades aren't weapons faggot, it just proves how scrawny or fat you really are that you need a weapon to stop a mugger...protip:check my gains

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>>582241030

>>582243405
Brandon, go full elliot roger and shoot his ass. Or hit him with a BMW

>>582243214
Wrong.
Smart people fight with weapons and dumb neanderthal faggots get assraped.

>>582243727
not even bra, or you because I got gains?

>>582243730
Seriously, many people here have never heard of counter punching.

>>582242741
You're such a tool and so annoying for posting on 4chan so fucking often, I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE GOING TO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU
I GAVE YOU ADVICE AND TOLD YOU TO GET OFF 4CHAN BECAUSE GIRLS HATE YOUR INSECURITY, YOU DESERVE TO GET BEAT UP FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME

>>582241030
lol'd at your "v". it looks like something a 50 year old chick would have after losing 100kg.
hormones much ?

>>582243749
Options:
1. Dont use a weapon, wrestle him for the knife. Im a big guy so 90% chance of no injury.
2.Shoot him, get my money back, dont get injured at all.
I think it was justified.

Keep circling away from his jab hand moving slightly backward. When he moves in on you...shoot low for the legs and take him down. Don't try to box a trained guy...you will lose.

>>582243983
I am an amateur muay thai figher, and I have learned (by getting hit in the face many fucking times) that slipping up your cover even for a brief moment is a free punch in the face

>>582241030
Botched ab implants with resulting swelling at bottom of torso, ur a sad case huh

>>582243730
A trained fighter is going to have experience in a formal match. Its completely different. So long as you can outrage the guy juat keep going til he quits moving. Most real fights end up on the ground, just get ontop and drop bows. Aim for the nose, break that shit and he is yours.

Kick his knee backwards then punch him as hard as you can in his throat and when he falls to the ground stomp on his ribs till they are crushed

>>582243742
He does have some titles, he came 2nd on a tournament San fransisco boxing tournament from age 20-25, but more I dont know.

I will give you some tips if you confirm that you are indeed Brandon

>>582244406
Implying you can win any match by "outraging" someone. Well I suggest you get into the ring Mohammed

>>582244406
Also, get some steal toed brahmen tennis shoes from walmart. 40 bucks. Crack his shin and he will drop. Really though, keep your face down and just outrage him.

>>582238735
Thank you based boxer

>>582244921
>outraging
Sounds like /b/

>>582244162

You're a big guy?

>>582244921
Thats the point dude. Its not in a ring, there is no ref, there are no rules. Trained fighting is a sport, actual fights are vastly different. No one is gonna try to choke out the other guy in a boxing match or hyper extend and stomp on any ones elbow.

>>582245340
6-5 230
pretty big

block as many of his punches as you can with the front of your face. It's the bodies bet armor.

Lol I doubt this shit is even going to happen tomorrow.

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Dear lord, you really do demand attention you beta faggot child.

>>582245439
Also eye gauging. Get really mad and drop your self preservation bullshit. Be prepared to get blasted in the face. Get angry. Fist pack a roll on nickels. If he gets the upper hand fucking grab his package and squeeze.

>>582245439
Well sure, if you are taller, heavier or much stronger than someone with a lot more experience in fighting you might be able to wrestle him to the ground/grab his wrists. But otherwise you can't just 'choke out' someone with his arms raised for cover throwing well aimed punches at your face.
So you better be the stronger dude if you attempt any of that

maybe, just maybe if you hurt him bad enough, he'll stop posting here. or be forced to seek actual live real counseling.

>>582245874
You realise a well aimed punch in the face and you are pretty much done? Hell, I have been sucker punched by a fucking 12 year old (I was about 16) but the surprise effect of it completely threw my balance off.
When I crawled back up on my feet he had ran off because else I would have whooped his ass but yeah, a punch on the face and your coordination is gone

>>582238735
>>582237523
You look like a fucking retard, there is no chance in hell you are a boxer.

>>582245561
Fucked you went and took a couple classes at a youth group and now you are a boxer?

>>582245970
Kick him in the dick, he thinks he is a boxer, he's gonna be trying to one two you.

>>582245970
Small guys have the advantage in a fight bro. Get in close and go for one of his senses. Nose, eyes, ears, crotch, ect. Basically do anything that is banned in a formal match. When it comes to formal fighters they have muscle memory. They unconsciously are trained not to fight dirty. Fucking fight dirty. Like I said, most fights end up on the ground and wrestlers are trained not to do certain things like jamming your thumb in an eye socket

>>582246394
im not a boxer. Have not been in a real fight since high school. I just like lifting weights and am genetically big

>>582242741
Are you British Brandon? o.O

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>>582246929
hes from san francisco
Bumping with brandon

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>>582247153

>>582247153
Odd, I've never heard anyone call it Uni besides my British friends.

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>>582247286

>>582246807
>Small guys have the advantage
Ever seen that match between some average MMA guy and the worlds best female MMA fighter?
She couldn't pull anything because he simply outmatched her in weight, height and strength.

I wonder how you envision getting close to someone who will punch you square on the nose the second you create a gap in your cover (which will happen, you can only learn to always keep cover by lots of practice)

>>582246215
They teach you in football to keep your head down and go for the body. Your an idiot if you just leave your face out there to get punched. This isnt getting jumped or sucker punched. Just get him on the ground and fight dirty

>>582241030
>dat lower stomach
wtf mang seriously that doesn't look right

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>>582247391

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>>582247559

>>582238735
Are those fake stretched ears ratings?

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>>582247656

>>582247442
Alright, then you are on the ground. You will still need to be stronger and heavier. Also stamina counts a great deal when in any fight.

I agree your best bet would be to try something like rush him and knock him over but the odds will forever be stacked against you when someone else has more experience in a ring

>>582247409
Like I said, formal training restricts you from doing dirty things. That bitch would have won if she could have done it dirty

>>582237124
here's my advice, since you're a fagit, go straight for his dick. Lube the tip up with your tears and say that you were only talking shit about him because you were jealous of him because he's better than you in every way, while gobbling his knob the best you know how. Then present your butt to him.

No homo.

>>582237124
Buy a gun shot him in the testicles

>>582247709
tahts not the real poster. He posted those picture yesterday

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>>582247764
all i got

>>582247774
Stamina trumps strength. Even if they hem you up, stay close, breath steady, hang on and go for his facial vitals. In a real fight training means shit.

>>582241030
WTF is wrong with your lower abdomen?
You look like a starving ethiopian.

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nice knowin ya Brandon

>>582241513
Nigga you look like the peculiar purple pie man from porcupine peak.

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>>582238735
>ITT

>>582237124
Keep your hands up by your face, hunch slightly and tighten your abs. Stay on your feet.

If he's a trained fighter you are about to get one savage ass kicking. But at least you'll be able to weather it without too much injury

>>582248193
Well obviously we have different opinions so I wont argue any longer.
I would however, love to see you try your 'dirty' shit after receiving a blow to the face. Which apparently you would not get because when you activate your 'dirty power' the opponent magically forgets how to keep cover and land punches

>>582247656
It must be weird to fixate on someone you don't like

>>582237523
hey please get a buddy to film it and post it on 4chan so we can all enjoy the beating

Thanks for this early Christmas gift!
You must also know his real name, what is it? Where is the fight taking place?

>>582248681
Have you ever been in a fight? I'm not talking about slapping contest either

>>582237124
Carry a gun. Guns>>>>>>>>>>>hand to hand combat

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>>582241513

Also OP cut you hair short. People have an instinct to pull hair. Your head is a balance point. Where your head goes your body will follow

kick him in the sack. leg reaches farther than arm.

>>582248001
No but are they those things you can buy at hot topic to pretend to have stretched ears

>>582237124
Is he wearing a watch on each wrist? Da fuck?

>>582248895
Yes, and since I started practising kickboxing I learned how to keep my cover and throw fast, confident well aimed punches.
I don't see how this would greatly benefit me in any fight. Not forgetting by practising I train my body in fighting, stamina, body control and flexibility

>>582248987
True
>>582237124
But wait for him to attack first.

>>582237523
Remember to film it man, just remember to film it.

Pay me to beat his ass

>>582249547
real fighting is different from sparring.

you need to steamroll that fucker and not give him a chance to recover.

>>582248001
so after everything that happened yesterday you're still here posting these fucking stupid threads. dear god i hope that fucker smashesx your phone into a million pieces and while he's at it stamps on your fucking hands until they'll never function again so you can never post on this fucking site!!

>>582249712
I agree this could work, but only providing you are stronger/bigger than said opponent.
Also, willingness to attack to your best ability (going to it a 100%) is not something many people without proper experience possess

>>582241127
Don't talk shit, faggot

>>582249547
And you are suvconciously retstrained from doing certain things from that training. Its like any sport. There is no point system and your learned technique is for competition and showmanship

  ▲
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>>582237124
stop being such an outrageous faggot

>>582237124
he looks like a faggot
offer him a fuck or a bj to settle the issue, im pretty sure he's down for it

>>582249712
Agreed

>>582248193
>In a real fight training means shit
you are the epitome of a retard. all your "real fight" tactics can just as easily be used by the other guy. he's not just gonna stick to the queensbury rules because he's a boxer. so he can do every dirty trick you do, he trains so he'l be fitter than you, he's used to conflict so one bust his nut and get an adrenaline dump AND he has technique. Nigga you fucked, anyone can land a lucky pnch and beat anyone else but the odds are always massively in favour of the trained man.

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There's no fucking way in hell brandon is going back to school EVER.

> nude pics of his tiny dick circulating around campus
> a guaranteed beatdown from that Firas faggot
> laughing stock of sfu

>>582250476
>>In a real fight training means shit
stop speaking out of your ass

>>582250476
Man go watch some fellony fight videos. The street baller with no technique ALLWAYS trumps the trained fighter.

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>>582237124

Spray him with gasoline, light on fire. Also, stop being a faggot.

>>582250148
I tell you what I will subconsequently do; keep my cover and land a fist in your face.

If you gonna take a fight with someone who has tons more experience my only advice is keep up your cover a 100% (which you can't since you would not be able to 'gouge his eyes out' or 'steamroll him' thus giving lots of opportunity for punches being landed on your face

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>>582247559
HOLY SHIT THATS A 10/10

CAPTCHA: perfection

It`s funny how everyone thinks there made of concrete, Were I'm from a person like me doesn't play grab ass. I will either beat you near death or smash your fucking face in with a 2x4. Shit I used to get my ass beat for losing a fight in school by my grandfather who was an ex drug trafficker and since you either a user or a dealer in my town, u better learn to have no emotions and play no games

Bring an knife. Guy honestly doesn't look like that much, a lot of fast paced swings is what I'm guessing his strategy is. Remember to keep your arms up and move fast, remember to keep yourself balanced and use your hips when you swing. Be sure to move a lot and keep him distracted. Don't forget you can use your legs, but don't kick too high, leg sweeps usually work better.

>>582250953
Like I said before, all real fights end up on the ground. Your just gonna be a bitch covering your face while the other guy chokes, scratches and gauges at you face

>>582251113
edgy/10

>>582251156
One forgets all these tips the second the fightin starts.
>>582251263
Ok man whatever, I just wish you lots of luck when your "pro street fighting" actually matches up against somebody who knows what he is doing

>>582247153
holy fuck im dying

>>582250659
nigga that part was a quote from someone else. did you even read what i wrote

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PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL!

PLEASE FILM IT IF IT IS REAL!

>>582247784
Ahaha boxers fight dirty all the time. If you think a boxer is some kind of robot designed to fight squeaky clean, then you're in for a rude awakening.

>>582251472
Green text "pro street fighting"
Lol.

>>582251598
yeah I meant to quote the faggot you were responding to

>>582237523
bad shop is bad
photo is from yesterday
fuck off, anon.

>>582251738
Dont you have some K1 fighters to beat up with your steamrolling

>>582251681
Ill repeat, watch how the winners on fellony fights win against trained assholes. EVERYTIME

>>582238735
.. aaand a second shoop. unbelievably fake, dude! it's like you're not even trying.

when he comes up to you, have a fake seizure and "throw up" fake blood
when he is good and confused get up and yell "DONT CHEAT YOURSELF, TREAT YOURSELF"
then kick him in the balls and ballet dance off into the distance, twirling, pirouetting, the whole 9 yards

PROBLEM SOLVED, NEXT

>>582237523
I want to believe.
If youre real please kick brandons ass so hard that he will never post anything on /b/ again. Thanks.

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>>582240253
SKINNY dont mean nothing in a fight
(pic related) this guy kick any of you buff mofo

>>582237523
must suck to be going bald in your early 20's though

>>582238735
YOUR NEW NAME SHALL BE CHEMO.

>>582252098
Its hilarious because the trained dicks land one solid punch and back off whilt the street kids start dropping knees to the face when the trained guy is down

>>582252205
yeah when you trained for 20 years you'd maybe able to harm someone who is not a skinny loser. But before that you will not only lose to the musculars, you'll also lose to the fat kids.

>>582250995
Sauce, fo real

>>582251113
wat town

>>582252410
Whatever you say, boss.

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>>582241513
yo do realise that you have more than 4 abdos? sry dude not im not jelly i rather have a starting abs than this diforme shit

>>582252447
Fat kids choke out fast.

>>582238467
I see what you did there.

>>582237124
Take your clothes off and try to wrestle him. If he's straight he'll run for it. If he's gay he'll be cool and get your number

>>582244162
only weapon you need is boots

>>582252205
donnie yen is the modern day version

>>582252632
So do people without the proper stamina to last in a fight, what is your point

>>582252775
They sell 40 doller brahmen steel toed tennis shoes at walmart. The never expect a shoe kick to hurt like a work boot.

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PLOT TWIST!!!!!

THE BALDING JEW IS THE SAME FAGGOT WHO HAS BEEN POSTING THE PHOTOS OF BRANDON!!!

>>582238735
[Thiskillsthebrandon]

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>>582237523
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>582252447
>you'll also lose to the fat kids.

im skinny and i aproved the fact that it dosent help me around musculars guy..
but agaisnt fat kid! the trick is simple, if you think you dont have the advantage just outrun him for 500m, when he is desperatly trying to get aire just ram into it whit your knee. work every time

>>582237523
>>582238735
THIS IS AMAZING! Fuck Brandons Shit up! Bust his face up.

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>>582237523
>all these faggots that weren't here yesterday

Beta fag bitches about friend, friend finds out, friend is going to rape his ass for humiliating him for the whole world to see.

Responsibility for your actions, but nothing will come of this as it's another attention seeking thread from the queen of /b/

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Guess what faggots? I go to san fran university. I seen the little pussy brandon around but you know what? nothing is going to happen to him. That little sandnigger wont even get close or I'll stomp him.

>>582256418
you look fucking psyco

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>>582256418
thumbs up for the guy who actually know how to train abs

>>582237124
>>582237523
>>582238735
ITT: sand nigger makes up a story about fighting with that brandon kid to try to make himself look cool. seriously this is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

>>582256719
>>582256418
saged and then commented on his own post

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>>582254814

>mfw you're bragging that you were here on a Saturday.

>>582256418

Manlet Lol! Why are your shoulders so puny? How much do you even weigh?

Can you even fight? I'm dying over here I can't believe you think you look tough

mfw the 'boxer' is wearing 2 watches

>>582256418
you should totally date Brandon

faggot

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>>582257240
lmao. Do I even lift. This is coming from a fat neckbeard who plays video games all day. I lift 6 days a week

>>582237124
Late to the thread and haven't read much of it.

Dude, just call the cops. You're both adults. If he attacks you its assault and he can be put in jail.

You're never going to beat a professionally trained fighter/you're just going to get beat up. This isn't middle school. Adults can't attack adults without legal consequences.

Let him call you a pussy who cares its just words. Better than fists. Concentrate on your studies and in 10 years this guy will be working at Sonic and you'll have a career.

Don't fight this guy. Call the cops. If he attacks you get it on your phone and have him arrested. You're over 18/adult. This is how the adult world works.

>>582257821

Everyone lifts, but can you fight??

Curling 35 lb dumb bells oooh so scary

>>582257929
only pussies call the cops

>>582257821
>>582256418
dude you're a pussy i would waste you

>>582237124
>>582237523
OP is the one on the right

>>582258089
eh 35 aint bad
I think bragging on an anonymous website is kind of dumb, but thats just my opinion.

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>>582257821

>>582239557
nice meme shane!

>>582258291
>only pussies call the cops
and what do you think Brandon is?

If you're a real /b/ tard you'll let your ass get beat for our entertainment and upload a video of it.

>>582241030
You look like you're starting to get a bad case of cirrhosis of the liver.

>>582237523
Do it man that fucker deserved it!

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>>582258741
Does that turn you on? Sorry I'm not a faggot like you.

>>582241513
thank mr skeltal

>>582252498
A camwhore from CB.
Fucks her boyfriend on cam sometimes.
You can find multiple videos of her on Motherless.
To lazy to search for you. Vids are pretty pop though, searching doesn't take long. Type in "cam teen" or something.

>>582259550
>who is this faggot and why is he touching me

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>>582259550

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>>582259550
Saved
You are going to be in so many cringe threads buddy

>>582237523
dude you are so gay

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Goddammit Brandon

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>>582259550
>>582260030

>>582241513
moot?

>>582256418
protect the brandon!

>>582261392
Yeah and guess what? I'm also going to guide him and teach him to get women like me. First thing I need to to though is smash his computer. By the time I'm done with him, he will be just as alpha as me

>>582261678
soooooooo not alpha at all

>>582237124
Look, sometimes in life you are going to get your ass kicked in and there is nothing you can do about it. Full stop.
fuck it, if there is no possible way to avoid the ass whoopin that is coming at least least go out like a man. the guy sure as hell is going to get you but you might as well make him work for it. don't gout like a punk, launch yourself at the fuck and go at hi, with everything you got. no such thing as a fair fight so do whatever the hell you can. bite, scratch, eye gouging whatever, try to tear at whatever you can. Just be a insane crazy maniac and what happens, happens. Hey, at least no one will say you were a bitch about it and you'll be able to walk after a while with your head up.

>>582259550
>she wants the D
>her face says she doesn't want to be there
>posts this picture on /b/ anyway for an unfathomable reason
Delusion I guess

>>582237523
That you'll beat his ass like a drum is a forgone conclusion.. Just try not to kill him

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>>582260030
>>582260117
You two neck beards must be sharing chromosomes with each other

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>>582262532

>>582262532
the edgelord sharpens his razor

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>>582238735
>>582237523
damn , do it and post results faggot

>>582261678
>he will be just as alpha as me
>alpha as me
>tries too hard to convince a bunch of 16 year old faggots on a Cambodian dick-rating website that he's tough and alpha
>even posting pics of him with a 4/10 who looks underwhelmed to be in your company
>implying this isn't pathetic