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FB Fails
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>>582184625
bumping for interest
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>>582184884
wonder what neil macneil would say about this
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>>582184884
that's not even a fail. good for him.
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>>582185028
bet none of his friends have seen this
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>>582184884
This guy is based and probably just from confidence alone has fucked more women than most /b/ betas
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>>582184625
This girl is 16 in that photo. That's CP.

FYI
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what that filth thomas needs is a bullet to the head.

FAGGET
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>MOAR!
contributing whit a classic and prob one of the best
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>>582185853

Topkek
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>>582184884

Damn, dude's got balls. Well, not for much longer anyway. Good for him.
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>>582185853
lol this is why size doesnt matter. 2% of guys are over 7 inches and 1.9% of those guys look like this.
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>>582186236
you amerifags are known for your tiny penises, sorry for you
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>>582185292
thanks m8
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>>582185287
That shit's ballsy as fuck.

Good for him. The guy's a boss.
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>>582185962
Chris. Chris is man nigga
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>>582184884
>Enjoy cloud 9
Obviously some faggot in Melbourne
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>>582185287
>has fucked more women than most /b/ betas

well he counts himself as a woman, and he's fucked himself, so i guess 1 is more than 0.
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>>582186236
you mean 95% of those guys right?
because otherwise you mean 98.1% of those 2% look like models
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>>582186375
you forgot to add in cut vs uncut trolling. 0/10
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>>582186751
Kek
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Bumpity
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>>582186826
1.9% and 2% were both in the context of being the remaining percentile after 98% were already removed from the whole. not 1.9% "of" the remaining 2%. if you need help understanding context clues there are lots of guides on the internet.
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>>582186831
>w/e faggot
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>>582187171
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>>582185201
hahahaha, no.
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>>582187339
Newfag
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>>582187304
do you have the uncensored version?
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>>582185962
Lol I like how the try to black out the last name, but it clearly says "Foster". Mary Foster's a whooooore!
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>>582187304
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>>582187131
context clues mostly exist to help you understand what the idiot is saying. Hence the reason he felt the need to add context clues. Yes, he is an idiot for not knowing how to explain himself. JK. Still, context clues shouldn't be necessary with math in place. Hence math.
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This thread has potential. Bumping with some mericans
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>>582187841
This is golden
>>582187865
This is depressing
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>>582187841
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Here comes the cannon
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got a few moar
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this is not even funny
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>>582186236
Too bad that isn't his dick idiot he just uploaded some random dick
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>>582187972
other way round imo
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>>582188063
>none of this is true
>my sister could never get laid
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pwnd
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Im sorry. I though this was 'merica
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>>582188257
dat fake doe
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>>582185853
was not expecting that dick.
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>>582188271
This is so depressing. I refuse to believe this is true.
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>>582187131
you specifically said "1.9% of those guys look like this" so fuck off
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>>582187841
/megan.aldhouse ?
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>>582187596
pictureforants.jpg
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>>582188271
God damn. What a stuoid little twat.
>no no I'm right and ur wrongggg!
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My god
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Europoor (i guess), to balance the forces
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you fucking faggots only complainin on someone whos actually contributing i wont upload anymoar im out of here bye bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>582188895
Comments?
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>>582188271
That has to be fake because tomatos are fruits
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>>582188905
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>>582188993
>Comments?
Explanations?
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>>582188257
fake
saw the same thing but saying how his boss is fgt

>>582187841
is this real?
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>>582188271
>Mfw people this stupid exist
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>>582188271
some of these make me sad
the worst part is i dont know if its fake can some one be so stupid
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>>582188271
>mfw tomatos are fruits
>mfw no face
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>>582187596
Why do people use Facebook if they don't even know how to utilise its basic functions? That site really needs a mandatory IQ test.
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>>582188876
forgot pic
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>>582189015
The supreme court ruled in Nix v. Hedden that tomatoes are vegetables. Go America yeah hit 'em up!
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>>582187841
I take note for when I 'll have a daughter
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>>582184884
Was in this thread. He may be an fagit but this isnt a fail.
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>>582187171
Why are the saying Mr. when it's clearly a woman.
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>>582184625
>I sent this to your dad

Everytime
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>>582189439

my fucking sides
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>>582189015
>>582189319
MFW when tomatoes accually are fruits. MFW accually VEGETABLES are fruits too.
Mfw peopl on /b are accually all mericans

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopersicon
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn7ZaT3AgoU
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>>582188063
WTF does she mean by her OTHER pussy
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>>582190145
Ass.
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>>582190145
I guess they talked about her cat and then he was talking about her other pussy. If you know what i mean
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>>582188097
Thats my homecity wth!
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>>582190189
free virus?
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>>582189439
ffs
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>>582185292
>16
>CP
not where I'm from buddy

>based australia
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>>582190284
15
>based Poland
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>>582188271
Why even bother to try to educate someone like this? It's obviously pointless, so might as well just cut it off before he wastes his time in high school and let him start his career in fast food a few years early
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>>582190397
my nigga
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>>582190397
14
>based Bulgaria
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>>582189956
>mfw your're right
>mfw fruits vegetables tomatos
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>>582188271
Anyone who doesn't realize that this is clearly a joke is a fucking moron.
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>>582185853
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! !
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>>582189828
I'm guessing the picture has been posted to Mr Lowe's wall, he's probably their teacher since they're calling him sir.s
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>>582190251
Lucky! I've always wanted to go to Austria!!
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>>582187841
he should've just straight up told her to suck his dick
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>>582191018
Lmfaoooooooooo!
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>>582190578
12
>based Vatican
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>>582191086
Frankenthal... not Austria
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Salamander?>>582191350
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>>582188063
"Mounted", I would not be surprised if during the act she instructed this guy to insert his engorged penis into her vaginal canal to commence coitus, and hopefully reach climax to the benefit of both of them.
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>>582191354
Looool
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>>582191086
Austrian here. why would you want to come here? where are you from?
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>>582190145
>>582190236
This.

How dense can you be, faggot? Underage b&
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>>582189439
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>>582184625
>wilfredo
kek
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>>582191467
DA fuck nigga
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>>582190578
>>582190397
>>582191354
You niggas are stupid!
"Age of consent" doesn't equal "age at which pictures of sexual content aren't considered CP anymore"!
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>>582185853
is that brianorby ?
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>>582191493
underrated post
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>>582185201
Go back to reddit
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>>582190272
Free survey, and most likely, virus as well.
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>>582186236
Is it really only 2%?
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>>582189436
if they had that, we wouldn't have gold like this
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>>582190578
8
>based india
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>>582189439

That shit is hilarious
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>>582191857
Hahahaha what a dumb inbred fuck
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>>582190284

Age of consent is 16 in Australia, but photographed and pornographic images are still 18 and over.
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>>582185028

Neil McNeil looks like an extra from Brokeback Mountain
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>>582185853
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>>582185292

but im from Spain. age of consent is 16
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>>582191723

Exactly.

If the AoC in your country is say 16 then its not CP unless shes younger than 14.
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>>582190397
>>582190578
u fuckung fags are mistaking age of consent with CP.
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>>582191089
kek
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>>582192413
Not sure if trolling or monumental retard
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>>582187841

Surely she got fraped but his reply is still golden.
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>>582187976
eeeennngghhh
>>582188097
Fucks sake
>>582188776
I'm losing brain cells
>>582191835
Kill yourself
>>582191089
She is retarded

Overall 6/10 shit thread
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>>582192502

Im just applying logic.

I mean, if you can fuck a 16 year old legally in a country, then it only stands to reason that you can fap to pictures of someone a year or two younger.
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>>582192409
1. As has previously been established, age of consent has nothing to do with what is or isn't considered to be cp. For example, age of consent in UK is 16, but if you were caught with porn involving 16 year olds, you'd get arrested.

2. Age of consent in Spain is 14 you fucking twonk.
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>>582189439
>wierd looking parrot
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>>582192413
dispensing legal advice without a license is illegal, too, faggot.
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>>582190578
12
>based Vatican City
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>>582192883
>,
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>>582192883
Especially when you're blatantly making it up.
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>>582191493
fucking kek
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>>582192738

>Age of consent in Spain is 14 you fucking twonk.

nah. it isnt. it WAS. increased to 16 recently, u toad
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>>582192994

9
>based Ethiopia
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>>582193065

0 if you are married
>Based Saudi Arabia
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>>582187171

Mr. Lowe is going to be one of those cool teachers that everyone likes now.
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>>582193142

Fucking sandniggers...

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>582193046
No it wasn't. There was a vote on it a few years ago, and it was due to be introduced into law last year, but it never happened.

And my bad, AoC is 13 in Spain, not 14.
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>>582191547
>self-hating faggot in Australia detected
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>>582187596
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>>582185201
>being a faggot
>good

is this fucking bizarro world?
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>>582192738
>twonk
oh I am laffin
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>>582193930
my thoughts exactly, i just want his family and friends seeing his pornhub video and this
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>>582193502

not sure where ur getting your information from champ, but its wrong.
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>>582184625
not sure how this is a fail. unless it was meant to be private, then fuck her for uploading to facebook
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>>582191467
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>>582184884
>>582185210
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>>582189436
the internet needs that test. think of some kind of iq test where you blow into a tube
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>>582190284
>>582192409
you silly niggers rules explicitly state that its based on american laws, so even if its up for debate as to weather it is cp in your respective countries or not, it is still not allowed on the 4channel
>hacker more new faggot
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>>582184884
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