You now have the opportunity to ask a man who has held conference

>>582147324
Do the beings sometimes say "Ayy lmao"

Ayy lmao

>>582147324
ayy lmao

If they do indeed say "ayy lmao", do they also wear fedoras?

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schizophrenia memes

>>582147324

Can you give specific examples of how advanced their technology is?

Why don't we have pictures of them?

Whats the harm of releasing it to the public?

How many religions do the aliens believe in?

Are they here for a purpose?

Can we reproduce with them?

pics or did'nt happen
Also, do they say ayy lmao?

Hehe, but on a serious note, do they have a humanoid figure and presence? How do they differ/relate to human views and needs?

>>582148152
Finally, a question by someone not poisoned with ignorance. I'll be happy to share my knowledge with you, friend.
They have bypassed what we know as time, traveling billions of miles while it stands still

What's the correct religion and the meaning of life?

>>582147757
ayy lmao

>>582148152
I want this to. Also Im high off my ass.

>>582148429
but do they say ayy lmao?

How often do they say ayy lmao?

>>582148425
Their flesh and bone appearance is humanoid, yes. But their aura and spirit cloud is very different from ours

>>582147324
What did they tell you?

Are they hostile or friendlies?

>>582148439
GIVE ME THIS. this shit right heree

OP has made alien contact and is advanced

Can't even answer a fucking good question.

In the future op will be a fag

>>582148429
lets say you can give me the knowladge. Can you please share it with me? i beleave that there are things we cant understand but, nowdays its so hard to distinguish between who is lying and who is not.

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Alright, OP. I'll bite.

Guide me towards the exit of ignorance.

Ayy lmao

>>582147324
ayy lmao

>>582148671

I thought my questions were pretty reasonable

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>>582147324
OP is an enormous pillow bitter

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>>582147324

what do they think of me being stoned all the time

How do we become one of you OP?

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>>582147757
ayy lmao

ayy lmao

>>582148501
I'll share only what you can understand. They can bypass reality and the depth of our dimension, traveling and communicating through a portal we may only access through certain techniques

Do aliens have bigger penises than us?

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>>582149189
is the technique DMT

>>582149189
WHAT ARE THE TECHNIQUES
WHAT IS THE CORRECT RELIGION
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

>>582149189

>certain techniques

OP isn't gonna say anything specific for the length of this ruse cruise gentlemen. And here I was hoping for a legitimate schizo having an episode to post something entertaining

>>582149219
They have no need for flesh and bone reproduction. They reproduce through spirit energy

>>582149189
Do they know the origins of the Universe?

>>582149189
>aliens use technology that is vague as fuck

>>582148850

Try doing it without mentioning any of the the following terms:

>Spirit
>Spirit cloud
>Religion
>Ascendance
>Indigo children
>Connected with us mentally
>Vibrating at a higher level of existence
>Choking the goat
>Higher consciousness
>Channeling
>Empath
>Enlightenment
>Crystals
>Government making us stupid
>Atlantis
>Lemuria

>>582149189
is there any chance one of these techniques being a faggot like OP? Also did they say ayy lmao at any point and wheres the proof nigger

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op is meditation one such technique?

I have had contact with Alain life and people like you make it sound like a load of shit

What do you mean by "nearing closer"?

What gifts?

What's the exit of ignorace?

Why do I have to ask these questions since these are the questions you offer answers to yet didn't answer?

>>582149354
DMT is one of the methods of communication. The molecule of spirit as the star children know it.

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>>582147324
>hasn't posted any evidence.
>points fingers calling us ignorant scum for not believing a guy on the internet.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>582147324
ayy lmao

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>>582149726

kek. i lost

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>>582147324

ayy lmao

>>582149505
but can we fuck them

>>582148330
This.

>>582149423
The techniques are the proper crystals, meditation, intake of the spirit molecule and understanding of the sacred geometry.
I myself dont even know the meaning of life itself, that knowledge lies with the old ones who created us

Does the opening of the interdimensional portal in 2007 prevent alien interference with earth?

OPs faggot ass already used "spirit cloud and "dmt" in his shit. The real question is, why is OP such a faggot?

>>582149918
NO YOU IGNORANT ANIMALS YOU CANNOT FREE YOUR MIND OF CARNAL DESIRE FOR A MOMENT

>>582150070
Who are the old ones and again, the proper religion is??

>>582150272
It is our natural instinct. The reason why we live is to reproduce... Faggot.

>>582150273
The proper religion is understanding and transcendence. The old ones are beings of lights who put our DNA here and let us blossom as a people, before the castles of Mars fell and Atlantis was lost in the 2nd wars

>>582150272
DO THEY KNOW THE ORIGINS OF THE UNIVERSE

does every ayy lmao send a signal of sorts to the aliens that we are attempting to communicate?

Cause I really like to think it does

ayy lmao

>>582150272
Calm down. Remember that you are speaking to humans. More patience is required here.

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>>582150272
oh shit, op's losing his cool over us 'simpletons'. stop guys, before he shoots a mental, quantum ray blast out of his dick.

>>582150530
Yes.

>>582150512
Is there a name of this religion, also what is this war and castles

>>582147324
hey OP how'd you hold a conference with them?

What do they want from us?

>>582150070
confirmed OP is a berry picking tree hugging nigger faggot, wheres the sauce OP?

>>582150707
Then do tell.

>>582150512
>mars
>Atlantis
FucKing kek

>>582150512
Have any proof? Also explain the DMT thing. Ohhhh and what does the 4th dimension look like and how big is this universe and is there a parallel universe. Answer faggot

>>582150707
What are the origins

>>582150070
What are the "proper crystals?"

>>582150512
what if we don't want that bullshit? What if we'd rather go out into space and destroy these peaceful faggots just because we can?

OP is a nigger and just talked to some random white dudes

/thread

>>582150707
yo im doin nn dmt this week. is it something you would recommend? any tips?

Holy shit more vague answers from a fedora'd out loser. Lol we will never get anything worth even believing out of this guy. Showsoverfolks.jpg

>>582150939
dont die nigger

>>582150512
These beings of light... how fast can they travel. dont u fucking give me a negro answer

>>582150735
I saw them while walking the 8th dimension. I was using the spirit molecule with a Navajo native American of mine, he is of pure blood and has many crystals. Let's call him Ya'Te. Jupiter was in retograde and we met their spirits traveling to question our ancestors

>>582150939

use your dick hole as a pipe

>>582151110
what?

>>582150926
You can't "/thread" your own post, newfag.

>>582150512
Anuunaki?

>>582151120
I'm done.

dude if your made out of light speed is irrelevant. you wouldn't be subject to time anymore

what does it look like?

This is really poorly done.

I asked you questions you asked me to ask and you hadn't even planned answers.

2/10 OP

>>582151194
while on dmt try not to die ayy lmao. but for real chill the fuck out

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>>582151120
>crystals

>>582150070
It's like your playing hippie dippie buzzword bingo wanna tell me about how your wire wraps are gonna align my chakras now?

OP EATS ALIEN COCK AND CRAVES SPACE CUM, TAKE DMT TO AYY LMAO

AYY LMAO

>>582151120
why wouldn't you capitalize NATIVE in Navajo Native Amercian.
you also misspelled retrograde

sounds like your'e a genius

>>582150879
>>582150879
The origin of our universe is the day time began. It existed before that, timeless though. A stand still. Then there was a cosmic rift and time was birthed, opening gateways for other realities to transcend and populate

What does space food taste like

>>582147324
1. Are human's and aliens related enough for incest?
2. Come get me I hate Earth, where do I go for the pick up
3. Alien tits or gtfo

>>582151120
Please provide month/year for this experience.

>>582149726
>SmS8HPa9
I gagged a little

>>582151120
>8th dimension
>Old ones
You sound like something straight from a
H.P Lovecraft book

>>582151543
You must be Gaysus.

The transcendence of humans will never occur. We are limited by our creators themselves. We have the potential to blossom, but only as much as we've been genetically developed to. We are beings of flesh and reality, while our creators are of the realm we refer to as the spiritual. We have a sixth sense for the spiritual realm, and that's why when you touch yourself at night it feels like someone is watching you, faggot.

OK EVERYONE BE PATIENTBI WILL ANSWE AS FAST AS I AM ABLE. I AM TYPING ON MY PHONE AND CAN ONLY REPLY AS QUICKLY AS I AM ABLE. THANKS YOU AND PEACE BE IN YOUR HEARTS

"Ayy lmao"

Sure, that hasn't gotten old. If aliens are real, and that's a big if, then that "Ayy lmao" shit is probably used to keep people from thinking critically about it.

ayy lmao
ayy lmao
ayy lmao
ayy lmao

>>582147324
When the beings are gang-probing you, do you offer them suck jobs or do they just go ahead and fuck your Dorito-scented word hole, you fat disgusting man-cow?

>>582151543
Wow soo deep. I usually don't complain at these half assed attempts at threads but this is so bad you didn't have prepared answers and you certainly aren't good at thinking on the spot. Unthoughtout/10

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Ayy lmao

why don't these entities on the higher frequencies come down and help us on the physical plane?

>>582150512
I feel like I've just had the ending to the next Assassin's Creed spoiled for me

>>582152437
/thread

kekking so hard right now

>>582151871
HAVE YOU EVOLVED OVER USING LOWERCASE LETTERS?

>>582152845
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! THANK TRANSCENDENCE!

I myself have acessed what I name the river of knowledge, it is a spirit I can only use in meditation, can you explain this? It knows the answer to anything I ask it, it's blue purple if that helps

>>582151871
>>trascends time and space to meet our ancient creators and understand the meaning of life using crystals with an indian
>>posts on 4chan using his phone
>>kek lmao AYY

>>582147324

How is it that you can communicate with them? What did you do? Why did they choose you?

>>582152967
Look up Akashic Records. You probably found a guide to access it.

Can you create a page/website or something that won't get deleted later to post all of your knowledge of this subject. I am very interested and for some reason believe you

>>582153287
OP is kill. He said too much

>>582153828

Unfortunately that's really plausible

>>582153828
You can't kill no such thing, you always exist my friend, self

>>582154242

Can you lend us any of your wisdom and knowledge?

>>582154242
Yes, timeless, vibrating, infinite, eternal, existence. I know, friend.

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ITT: tons of vague bullshit

>>582153287
all it is is pseudoscientific rambling by a drug addict who thinks drugs are magic and let you talk to aliens. So pretty much the same as every alien abduction/contact story

TRANSENDENCE HAS ALLOWED ME TO TYPE ALL IN UPPERCASE LETTERS, I INSERTED SO MANY LIFE FORCE CRYSTALS INTO MY ANUS THAT I SELF TRANSENDED INTO A COLOSSAL FAGGOT.

>>582154443
Meditation is how I found it, and I still haven't had the courage to ask where it comes from

>>582147324
tell is ayy lmao or not

>>582155031
What have you asked it/what were its answers?

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>>582151871
What is the significance of the pineal gland to all this? Were humans a formerly spiritual/"psychic" (if you will) race that is now diluted? Was there, at one point, one "true" religion?

OP is an autistic faggot being intentionally vague in the hopes of prolonging the attention he receives while spouting shit-quality bullshit in response to the easy questions and ignoring the intelligent ones.

>tl;dr: OP is bullshitting and is also a faggot

>>582155661
We're back to hippie bingo! You didn't get the square though you forgot to ask about decalcifying it, soo close.

>>582155850
Every time one of these questions comes up, I am so utterly filled with doubt but I cannot help but ask a question.

What if OP HAPPENS to be a legitimate source for this knowledge? What potential information do the sceptical miss out on?

>>582156045
Oooooh! Oooooh! I know! Stop drinking fluoride since that's what calcified it in the first place!

>>582155661
it is a satanic attack on your mind by "opening your third eye" you remove Gods protection over the mind and the gates are open for anything to get in your head.

>>582147324
aliens are demons you are being lied to and are tricking evryone here

tell that shit,"I rebuke you satan, in the name of Jesus Christ!"

seriously aliens arent "higher intellegence" they are demons and thats why they act smarter so you will listen to them otherwise if they told you the truth(that they are harvesting your energy/trolling you to be against God) people wouldn mess with them

DO NOT MESS WITH DEMONS

rebuke it in the name of our lord Jesus

>>582156187
you're a gullible faggot.

>>582156045
I don't care about "decalcification", I just want to know the significance of a gland that is not very well understood.

>>582156325
Hard to believe in a god that would allow suffering.

Holly shit OP, why the fuck do you guys like to post thast fucking picture?, It creeps me like nothing else, what the fuck man, that fucking DEATH STARE, I hate you OP.

>>582156225
Ding ding ding! Mark one square for anon!

>>582156443
So then you know for a fact aliens don't exist? If you always believe the most likely explanation then you're missing out on anything unusual or unexpected.

>>582156443
No, I'm actually quite sceptical of these things myself. It's the "What if?" that gets me considering.

>>582156045

What did you mean by get the square? I heard the term square used a few time by masons.

And no I am not trying to bring illuminati or anything like that into this but I do believe they know much more than the average person

>>582156529
Hit the books, not ask random wacko on 4chan.

>>582156764
...have you ever played bingo or am i responding to an obvious troll?

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>>582156960
Obvious troll

Nobody is that stupid

>>582147324
when are they going to release half life 3?

>>582156764
If not troll, then look at the previous posts (you know, what he/me were replying to). Also, the square is representative of our current limited perception of three dimensional reality. It is together with the compass, which symbolizes transcendental realms.

If troll, idc that I typed all that out, someone will find it interesting.

>>582157104
not even the ayylmaos know that

HAVER YOU EVER FUCKED AN ALIAN

Guys I too have encountered "higher beings" persay and have acquired a large quantity of pictures that I may share with OP or anyone that being said if the thread is willing persay

>>582156960

Ohhh haha. No I am not trolling I took the word in a literal sense and did not connect it to bingo. But I am in all seriousness tho

>>582157104
probably not a question VMAx003F's "guide" can answer, seeing as timelines are relative.

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>>582157416
here is one

>>582156723
>>582156732
i'm not saying alien life could never exist, but if you're giving Op the benefit of the doubt, you're hopeless.
>"Navajo native American of pure blood and me were tripping"
>"before the castles of Mars fell and Atlantis was lost in the 2nd wars"
comon man.

>>582157416
please share pics first

>>582157334

Thank you. I do greatly appreciate your response and learning from another

yo op.. why can't these beings come down from their higher dimension and fix all our problems. instead of being all knowing and shit

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>>582157543
Ignorant baboon higher beings look like this persay and let out "ayylmao frequencys" in order to communicate persay

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>>582157723
Here you are persay letting out "ayylmao frequency" while mating with "daahoez" as they say in alien language

OP sounds a little self-righteous, but I'll tell you from my perspective my experience on this topic.
I've done DMT a few times, and the experience I'm going to tell you about is my third time. It wasn't my last time doing DMT, and the experience was unique in itself, even though every trip has had me feeling the same way.
Anyway, after ripping the bowl of chonga (a mix of herbs with dmt crystal in it) I decided to sit up in an upright meditation position. I've meditated on lsd and dmt before, and have always enjoyed it very much, because of the focus it provides and the exaggeration on the senses, coupled with visuals and mixing of the senses as well.
I was with my friend and my dad, who we convinced to take a hit. When I sat up, I didn't know if they had their eyes closed or not, and had some anxiety on my dad's behalf and slight self-consciousness on the fact that I was sitting up meditating, and I didn't know what they were thinking about that.
Anyway, at first comes a red/orange/yellowish glow emanating by a barrage of absolute grande geometry. I mean, this is all inside of you, this precise, accurate, intelligent geometry.
I felt external energy in the air absorbing, flowing, through my body through entry and exit points.
My wrists, ankles, and knees were stack on top of each other, provided by the position I was sitting, and I could tell the position was creating a circuit through my body.
A being from the geometry manifested. It took his paint brush and stroked my forehead with an array of light trailing his arm.
Cont.

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>>582156558
you know when you tell a child the right thing to do and then they still mess up that very thing you taught them to know better about but they didnt nesseccarliy do it wrong on purpose the just missed the mark?(aka sin like in archery)

thats Gods relationship to us. He loves us and is always there, he might not answer every question bc some of the things we do and say arent in the right mindset/relevant bc we are imperfect.

God is what is
the only thing that does exist
the all everything best most high expression of truth since before ever and ever after
the most genuine best idea

He is calling for us all to live like He did when He came to earth as Jesus. He is open to talk with you bc He literately is the best way to be in existence.

He loves us so much that when we "miss the mark" He reaches out to us and gives us a understanding of a better way to act/get something done/feel/say in order to get closer to Him. And even if we stray away from Him He still wants to have a relationship and help us. only those who are choose not to follow and walk with God will be going to hell. Not as punishment but bc God is so much holy that impure(people who play the not game) cannot be apart of Him.

your parents love you and you happen to have hurt at some point;that doesnt mean they dont love you. God is the same but always there and always forgives we just need to genuinely accept His gift, genuinely confess that we cannot do it with out Him(express as much truth as possible) and genuinely follow and obey Him.

>>582157723
Yeah, you're probably right. It's just interesting to see what people say. You can still listen without believing anything.

A lot of people become convinced the entities they encounter while on DMT or other drugs are real. Who knows, maybe there's something to it. I think it's unlikely but how could it be disproven?

erowid.org has a bunch of DMT trip reports that are pretty interesting.

"Ayylmao" frequencies and "wherecanahigherbeinggetsomemccnugetsInthisbitch" frequencies being observed here persay

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>>582158573

>>582158573
God damn i wish mcnuggets didn't get me sick every time i ate them they are so fucking good.

>>582157056
BOW BEFORE MY MINIONS
AS THEY BOW BEFORE ME

>>582151871
what kind of aliens are there? Are there reptilians? Gray hybrids? Are the rumors true about those races if they exist?

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Here you can even see the president and high ranking officials persay using "ayylmao" frequencies persay to communicate with persay higher beings persay ?

>>582158181
And you figure it's okay for a loving god to keep people in hell forever? Endless punishment simply amounts to torture.