I told myself I would kill myself tonight before all my roommates get back from Thanksgiving. I have the house to myself and have been trying to kill myself for the past 3 days. Today is my last chance. Please help me find the courage to kill myself.
I haven't been able to bring myself to do it. I bought some alcohol tonight I hope this will give me the courage to finally fucking do it.
its just easier.
Can I have your M&P once you're done? I mean you won't need it anymore, leave it in your will.
also if you've have the house to yourself for the last 3 days what makes you think you'll do it today?
in short if you were going to do it, you would have already.
well that's weird. For 4chim, I mean.
What the shit is going on in this place???
I had the same exact thought... you bastard
Hey /b/ro. Been there. It does get better. Besides if you kill yourself you let all the faggots win (using faggot in the Louis C.K. sense not the gay-demeaning sense). Don't do it dude.
Just know that you could have died tonight, but instead choose to persevere. Things can get better if you treat this as your low point and start making things better for yourself. What have you got to lose? Give making things better a serious fucking chance. Bait accepted.
If your going to fucking kill yourself thats your decision, but don't die without owning up to your ends, thats pussy shit. Go out manly, Do something exotic, do the shit you never thought you'd do and live life while its good for one last time.
Whats the fucking point. Seriously OP its way more exciting to live on just to see what life can possibly throw at you next.. (You're going to die later anyway, why rush to it?)
For great justice
going to an hero
>fully loaded 15 rd mag
What do you have to lose? If you're so willing to die, why don't you go out and do something you've always wanted to do but thought was too risky. If life doesn't really matter, just go out and do whatever you want and don't let anybody get in your way. If you die, well great. If you don't, well hopefully being more assertive will at least put you in a better position than you're already in. You only have one chance at life, why give up already?
Wow, you just caused the next school shooting. Good one faggot.
about time someone who isn't SJW chimes in... Jesus, this place has cleaned up, in the worst way..
Heard of survival of the fittest, natural selection? If you are having these inferior thoughts then you are an inferior being, do the world a favor and put the human race forward just a tiny bit by offing yourself.
do you have transport? if your going to kill yourself, why not just jump in the car/train/bus and get the fuck out of where ever you are, your gonna end it anyway. maybe write a bucket list and do some of it then decide if your gonna kill yourself. drinking is for bitches, do it sober so your thinking clearly.
Fuck you faggots. Get your moralfag candy asses off of my /b/ forever.
op anyone that says "life will get better" is bullshitting
life does not get better.
im not saying suicide is a good option, im just saying not to feed into the whole "herr derr life will get better" bullshit. it doesnt.
This. And to add to that, life isn't all about the things most people get wrapped around. Life has no meaningful scoreboard. You get to decide how you want to live it and you have plenty of time to try figure it out. Quitting early is never the solution.
>About to serve life in prison
>About to be captured by ISIS
>About to be captured by cartels
Aside from those three situations, suicide is not the answer
>go to movies
Take out some as collateral
Don't kill yourself. However, if you livestream it you should definitely kill yourself. Your life is nothing but meaningless entertainment for me and that would probably be the most worthwhile thing you have ever done.
Are you fucking me in the ass, right now?? Like srs, is your dick in my ass?
"It gets better."
The closet-faggot tagline from yesteryear? On 4chim.
This suicidal ideation thing is on the verge of getting contagious :/
Bro I tried to kill myself and failed
Make sure not to fail it fucking sucks
Never underestimate how hard it is to kill yourself. People have even survived jumping off the golden gate bridge.
I nearly died twice by alcohol poisoning and if was possible. I was living with my parents at the time and they didn't even hear me choking the first time. Second time I was alone and got super lucky.
I'm pulling the trigger in 5 minutes. thanks for trying everyone. im going o just close my eyes n the bed and pull the trigger.
dont make the same mistakes i did. take care of your responsibilities. bye.
OP, if our coaxing doesn't do it, look at the white knights in this thread
This is your future
These people will vote (assuming you live in America, in which case it's another reason to end it)
These people will be judging you from now until you die
You know the ending; it's fine to stop reading early.
why the fuck would you kill yourself when you havethe chance to travel, be the person you dream of being and experiencing amazing things. if youre not happy change your life. dont end it.
>Courage to kill yourself.
Really? That's a coward's way out. It's a weakling's choice to do this instead of standing head-on against life's problems. Don't be so pathetic. Fix your life. Find a way to do that and all will begin to turn around for you.
don't do it /b/rother.. everything you're feeling bad about currently is only temporary.. if your life isn't the way you want it to be its because of every action you've ever taken leading to that point.. so you just need to start taking different actions in order to encourage growth and change.
trust me, i was in your position once.. but it gets better.
Alright, look, calm the fuck down. Maybe it will get better, maybe it won't. I won't tell you anything both of us can't know for certain.
But why the fuck would you have the last thing you do be talking to a bunch of faggot btards?
Get out. Go for a walk. Find some girl. Just fucking make out with her or some shit. Do something cool first. Then quit like a pussy, if that's what you're into. Just at least do one cool thing first. For your own sake, mayne.. Shit.
You clearly don't want to die else you would've ended it already. Stop being an attention seeking pussy and put a bullet in your skull or fuck off and live your life like the rest of us bellends have to.
If you're afraid of shooting yourself, then call the cops and tell them there's a burglar in your house.
When they come, act as if you're the burglar and point gun on them.
Suicide by cops.
OP is a fucking faggot.
Go take shrooms first
fuck off cunt, everyone makes mistakes. you learn from them.
your life your wife hide your kids in the blanket and snuggle the muffled wallet snatcher.
You may not think it but there is people that care. Fuck what /b/ has to say about wanting you to kill yourself, they're just cunts who want to feel Alpha over everyone. I've lived with depression for a few years now but I have been fighting on, it's hard but I do it and you can to. Find a good woman (or man if you swing that way) and make shit work. It's not easy but you just need to put your foot down and make shit work for you. You can do it.
Good God, OP's a faggot.
don't do it, you just feel like shit now, maybe in 10 years something will have happened that has changed your life dramatically and given you a real reason to love the life you have?
1. Take out one bullet
2. Put it into the magazine
3. Put magazine in pistol
4. Camber the cartridge
5. Release safety
6. Find comfortable for the gun against your head
7. Pull the trigger
And that is how your world with end, not with a bang, but with your whimper.
Gice us your name, go rob some shit, don't hurt anyone but do something crazy and give us a good hour of entertainment.
Then you'll get psychiatric help too. Everybody wins!
Life does not get better. If you think it does it is simply your perception that has changed, not life. You can either deal with the shit or you can't. I can so I chose to live on. If you can't, well you do what you gotta do. It's your decision, not ours.
>its just easier
Or maybe you want attention, attention whore
You're not satisfied with your life being ruined, so you gotta ruin other peoples lives too. Fuck you cunt.
Go out and do something heroic! At least die as a hero! Save someones life! Avoid a robbery, kill a drug dealer! Kill a pedophile! BE A REAL HERO!
>Please help me find the courage to kill myself
Nobody can help you do that OP.
Mostly because it doesn't take courage to take the easy way out.
you have two choices at this point.
Off yourself and nobody will feel sorry for you.
Take as many people as you can with you, and try for a new hi score.
hes just an attention seeker thats gone overboard, like so many others. if he really wanted to just kill himself he wouldnt have made a fuss, and he wouldnt have made this thread to draw attention to himself.
You might as well go for some life-threatening activity like joining the military if nothing else can sway you. If you die there, you get what you were originally looking for anyway, if not, maybe the experience will shock you into changing your life. What college or at .east state are you at
it doesn't matter anon, i mean literally, i thought i could get the things better but there is nothing that we can really do, pwople won't change, and society is telling you that you need to chsnge to fit the people, im not gonna change, i will kill myself, i've decided the way i will do it, but i mean, if you are stupid enough to change for the people you don't even know, shame on you, people that loves you but you fucking don't, they are not worth, be selfish for one time you fucker imma kill myself because thats the permanent solution we have, is not a crime it's your life so it wil be ok
If you can;t do it yourself suicide by cop idiot. Those smelly racist fucks love to kill citizens for next to nothing.
Dat twist ending...
>take shot of whiskey
>Put one bullet in clip
>shake it to make it randomize placement
>put against head
>you're now playing russian roulette
>pull trigger and hope bullet isn't in the right spot
We all die eventually... If he wants to go out now. Whatever. :P There is no happy ending at the end. Living is for those strong enough to embrace the sadness and despair just for those few happy moments in life.
/b/ is so dead... Five years ago it would have been everyone calling for an hero on webcam, and anyone who said otherwise would be called a faggot all around.
you have a fucking gun and you won't shoot yourself? what a fucking pussy. i contemplated suicide many times when i was a faggot teenager, but never did it for fear of how painful it would be to slice my fucking throat with a pocket knife. If i'd have had a glock i wouldn't be here to tell you how much of a coward you are.
Top lel OP.
People changed, anon! Life is important!
Is Op kill?
Are you still with us?
No I know. Thats true all the same, but I'm just saying the truth. There is no true release from life except death. Whether you die now or later is up to you. Just remember the truth behind the grand scheme...
Death is our only true release.
If you read this thread you will find the only reason you need to kill yourself, a bunch of tumblerinos saying ive been there, "im a survivor"
everyone in this thread should kill themselves but the delusion that they might accomplish something worthwhile in their lives keeps them going, they are wrong, they are a waste of space and ressources and if they had realised that earlier, this society would be better.
you ll hear a pop and then nothing, kill yourself anon
on cam if possible but an hero already
Have some tits m8 XD
OPs dead as fuck dudes
Oh well, peace faggot
HAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY
Well op, if you give it your all right now, putting In more effort than you ever thought possible, your life would probably still not be worth living. When there's only so much that makes you happy, and that happiness isn't even that spectacular, what's the point in going on. I'm not telling to kill yourself, but It Will Not Get Better
I was sorta impressed until you fucked up the whole speed-of-sound part
2/10, join OP in the underworld pls
do everyone else a favor and take out as many niggers as you can. be the hero that started the race wars that finally brought america peace when the niggers were eradicated
>>582148721This guy knows what i mean, fuck black ppl all they do is play the guilty card at my school and sag their pants like primitive apes who found clothes!
What if... OP is not kill?
I tried to do it nicely, so that I would die in my sleep from a drug overdose. I researched all the LD50's, overdose case files etc, had all my pills grinded up and parachuted them (combo of sleepers, valium, oxy, codeine, heart pressure meds, temasepam), with half a fifth of whiskey, then lay in my bed listening to music.
Then 5 days later I come to in the icu the say I fell through my window and my parents called the amberlamps who just happenned to be in the neighbourhood and they pumped my stomach and then I was in a coma.
Then I had to go to the psych ward and felt really bad about myself for even failing to kill myself, like I could not do anything right.
Everyone waiting for you to do it.
listen to blue oyster cult "dont fear the reaper" while u do it
don't kill yourself, take all the money you have go on a drug binge pick one class of drugs or multiply
for example last time i thought of killing my self i just thought fuck it and bought 200 dollars worth of shrooms gold tops to be specific, woke up in a psychiatric ward and i no longer had the urge to kill myself
all that effort...
You know, all you needed was 30 Tylenol. No sleepy sleepy for the parents to notice until well after it's too late for stomach pumps
I can't help but feel you made it obvious for them to call..
that's dark, anon
just a massive amount of opiates wouldve worked. bet the benzos made you black out an thats how you ended out the window
enough opiates you just stop breathing
I hate people like you, if I could acquire a gun I could've ended my misery a long time ago but you have one and you still don't do the right thing.
Well I have to give you credit, you're willing to go to great lengths to do something you think will fix it. You're not going to feel any kind of release or relief though, even a method as quick and easy as giving your m&p a blowjob involves certain steps, and during your last moments you will be tormented by the prospect of your imminent doom combined with whatever faggoty feels drove you to do it in the first place. Killing yourself is completely useless.
Do you even understand how much of a fucking loser you are. Your a waste of life your friends and family will be happy when you die. Just do it for humanity op.
tfw in some kind of sick twisted ending OP and anon live in the same town and OP kills anon and his friends while theyre eating at mcdonalds. op then offs himself never even knowing it.
7/10, I like how you think
here's to hoping you are spared in OP's cumming rampage
Don't do it, faget. Your life ain't worth ending. Puss out and stay awesome, instead of popping a glock in your mouth, and making a brain slushie.
Yo it'll be over pretty quick, and everyone who did you wrong will regret it, just fucking do it okay. I believe in you. It's the manly thing to do
Instead, how about this: Just leave your shitty life. That's what makes you want to end it right? End it then. Pick a direction and just head that way. It's destructive, yeah, but much less so than blowing your brains out. Some people can only really live if it's a life they've made for themselves, from scratch.
Maybe I will bitch right after I strangle your mother
>successful b8 is successful
Since OP was so selfish to commit suicide without doing it on webcam for the /b/ros of 4skin, will you do it in his place? Link webcam and an hero.
Why not take some psychedelics, like mushrooms or whatnot. I mean hey, if you're going to kill yourself... Why not mess with your Serotonin system and see if it kick-starts something.
Life is long, there's been times where I've felt the need to kill myself. I found out I was wrong.
RIP OP, you took the pussy's way out, and to make things worse you off'd yourself so your roommate's will find your corpse sometime from now after they come home from having a great thanks giving. 1/10 OP attention whoring in the most narcissistic way possible, will not morn.
Take a step back and realize your not the only motherfucker who is alone on this hopeless rock.
Every stupid ass motherfucker is living their lives to make some kind of a difference in a universe that doesn't give a shit about them. Illnesses, war, and tradegy claim countless lives, but we still move on whether we are together or alone. That is what it is to be human. No matter what we do, the universe will some day become a dark void with no energy, movement, heat or life, so the universe doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. The only thing you can really do in this life is take responsibility for your shit and offing yourself is a bitch way to avoid responsibility.
When your gay ass roomates get back, just talk to them. Sit them down and tell them about what you've been trying to do. Be honest. Be real. And take responsibility like a man. It's easier than it seems and you'll feel much better when it's all over and done with. Trust me, I've been where you are now. It gets easier.
Dont an hero faggot. Your mom or some other bitch will be heartbroken. All I truly can say is that life is a burden but it is all we have. To resist tge despair is to be free.
yeah... he killed himself like 30 mins ago....
Death is the only true failure as a human.
Prolls time stamped gun. Holidays suck. Even if 1 in 5 4chan suicide /b/ games are real it's worth a few tosses of those red rescue floaty donut things.
Should we keep this thread up so we can get his friends here? maybe they are home. Or we could say hello to the police officers that are investigating the apartment.
Hello, friends of OP
Hello police officers!
why did you load the whole clip? i mean it's going to take only 1 shot hopefully, did you load it the whole way up because that glock has a bad clip design?
why not eat some cyanide before he jump, with a lit stick of dynamite up his ass, holding a live cobra thats biting him the entire time, while mailing his cp filled hd to the fda, and co-signing on a loan for a friends 1st home