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Hey, I told myself I would kill myself tonight before all my

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Hey,
I told myself I would kill myself tonight before all my roommates get back from Thanksgiving. I have the house to myself and have been trying to kill myself for the past 3 days. Today is my last chance. Please help me find the courage to kill myself.
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dont do it
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Don't do it.
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why do you have to kill yourself at home?
why not just go out to the sea/lake/water/forest/middleofnowhere and off yourself in seclusion?
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Do not do it op
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I haven't been able to bring myself to do it. I bought some alcohol tonight I hope this will give me the courage to finally fucking do it.

>>582142894
its just easier.
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Can I have your M&P once you're done? I mean you won't need it anymore, leave it in your will.
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also if you've have the house to yourself for the last 3 days what makes you think you'll do it today?
in short if you were going to do it, you would have already.
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>>582142776
>>582142796
>>582142981


well that's weird. For 4chim, I mean.

What the shit is going on in this place???
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>>582142502

Don't do it. You get one life, don't cut it off early
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You have so much to live for don't do it
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>>582143010

I had the same exact thought... you bastard
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Hey /b/ro. Been there. It does get better. Besides if you kill yourself you let all the faggots win (using faggot in the Louis C.K. sense not the gay-demeaning sense). Don't do it dude.
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Hey OP wanna chat?
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>>582143112
today is my last chance and im going im drinking to help me do it...
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fagot, you do not
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jerking off wont help? have you tried trannys?
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op, it's your life and whatever, but if it's shitty, why not try and change it?
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Just know that you could have died tonight, but instead choose to persevere. Things can get better if you treat this as your low point and start making things better for yourself. What have you got to lose? Give making things better a serious fucking chance. Bait accepted.
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at least go out into the woods or wilderness and live a little, it wont matter if you die out there having fun instead right? whaddya got to lose
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Dont do it , live to se another day
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don't do it
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Shit OP at least make it count

Like murder some niggers first or something
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>>582142502
Dude can i have your gun when you're dead?
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If your going to fucking kill yourself thats your decision, but don't die without owning up to your ends, thats pussy shit. Go out manly, Do something exotic, do the shit you never thought you'd do and live life while its good for one last time.
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Whats the fucking point. Seriously OP its way more exciting to live on just to see what life can possibly throw at you next.. (You're going to die later anyway, why rush to it?)
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Aww, 4chan can be adorable sometimes.

Seriously though OP why don't you just live your life? Medical depression?
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>>582142502
For great justice
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>>582142502
going to an hero
>fully loaded 15 rd mag
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>>582142502
What do you have to lose? If you're so willing to die, why don't you go out and do something you've always wanted to do but thought was too risky. If life doesn't really matter, just go out and do whatever you want and don't let anybody get in your way. If you die, well great. If you don't, well hopefully being more assertive will at least put you in a better position than you're already in. You only have one chance at life, why give up already?
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Doit faggot
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>>582143432
Wow, you just caused the next school shooting. Good one faggot.
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>>582143420

about time someone who isn't SJW chimes in... Jesus, this place has cleaned up, in the worst way..
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Heard of survival of the fittest, natural selection? If you are having these inferior thoughts then you are an inferior being, do the world a favor and put the human race forward just a tiny bit by offing yourself.
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>>582143293
do you have transport? if your going to kill yourself, why not just jump in the car/train/bus and get the fuck out of where ever you are, your gonna end it anyway. maybe write a bucket list and do some of it then decide if your gonna kill yourself. drinking is for bitches, do it sober so your thinking clearly.
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>>582143692
GTFO.

/b/ is all about school shootings.
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>>582143240
can confirm no matter what you think it does get better
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photo gun in his mouth
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>>582142502
Stop wasting our time and do it faggot. Leave a note for your roomates to post pics.
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>>582142776
>>582142796
>>582142981
>>582143127
>>582143174
>>582143240
>>582143341
>>582143350
>>582143381
>>582143382
>>582143550
Fuck you faggots. Get your moralfag candy asses off of my /b/ forever.
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Don't do it, OP.
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>>582143703
i know right
inb4 edgy
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op anyone that says "life will get better" is bullshitting

life does not get better.

im not saying suicide is a good option, im just saying not to feed into the whole "herr derr life will get better" bullshit. it doesnt.
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>>582143341

This. And to add to that, life isn't all about the things most people get wrapped around. Life has no meaningful scoreboard. You get to decide how you want to live it and you have plenty of time to try figure it out. Quitting early is never the solution.

Unless you're:
>About to serve life in prison
>About to be captured by ISIS
>About to be captured by cartels
Aside from those three situations, suicide is not the answer
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>go to movies
>aisle seat
>an hero
Take out some as collateral
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>>582143965
get your depraved ass off my 4han newfag
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>>582143692
Shhhhhh that's what we're hoping for
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Snort cocaine until death
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If your being serious your Fucking stupid anon it ain't worth it. I promise someone will miss u
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livestream please
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Don't kill yourself. However, if you livestream it you should definitely kill yourself. Your life is nothing but meaningless entertainment for me and that would probably be the most worthwhile thing you have ever done.
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>>582144068
You left off
>being a giant faggot

You should kill yourself along with OP
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go out and kill people then you suicidal
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>>582143881

Are you fucking me in the ass, right now?? Like srs, is your dick in my ass?

"It gets better."

Srs.

The closet-faggot tagline from yesteryear? On 4chim.

This suicidal ideation thing is on the verge of getting contagious :/
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Just put the gun to your temple and squeeze the trigger.
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>>582142502

stream it
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>>582142502
Do you know how much it's going to cost them to have that bloody mess cleaned up? Don't be a dick throw yourself off a bridge or something.
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Bro I tried to kill myself and failed

Make sure not to fail it fucking sucks

Never underestimate how hard it is to kill yourself. People have even survived jumping off the golden gate bridge.
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>>582143965

Edgy fuckin' 12 year old, troll harder
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>>582144261

this took way too long
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This
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>>582142502
DONT DO IT !!!! Suicide is a mortal sin. Think about your family. Ask yourself what would jesus do.
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Weirdest boner right now
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>>582142502
I nearly died twice by alcohol poisoning and if was possible. I was living with my parents at the time and they didn't even hear me choking the first time. Second time I was alone and got super lucky.
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>>582144579
What did you do to fail at it?
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I'm pulling the trigger in 5 minutes. thanks for trying everyone. im going o just close my eyes n the bed and pull the trigger.

dont make the same mistakes i did. take care of your responsibilities. bye.
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>>582142502

Anon if you're going to end it why do you have more than one bullet in the mag?
Also if not bait. Dont do it
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I raped your mum
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>>582144579

what sort of consequences did you/do you suffer because of it?
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>>582144746
It was painless. Cunting autocorrect.
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>>582143965
You fucking suck so bad
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>>582144614
Welcome to 4chan newfag. The #1 way to out yourself as a newfag and a pussy these days is to use the word "edgy"
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>>582142502
Put the gun in your mouth and take a pic
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>>582144854
Can you at least stream it?
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>>582144854
livestream plz
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>>582144746
Unlucky I would say
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>>582144854

what mistakes did you make? you never really gave us a story here.
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OP, if our coaxing doesn't do it, look at the white knights in this thread

This is your future

These people will vote (assuming you live in America, in which case it's another reason to end it)

These people will be judging you from now until you die

You know the ending; it's fine to stop reading early.
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>>582145035
>>582145048

these
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The real courage is manning up and not doing it.
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>>582142502
Op won't deliver. Fuckin loser faggot!
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why the fuck would you kill yourself when you havethe chance to travel, be the person you dream of being and experiencing amazing things. if youre not happy change your life. dont end it.
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Just listen to Nickleback. You will get a sudden urge to blow your fucking head off.
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>>582145035
This. At least there is one /b/tard in the thread. Webcam or it didn't happen.
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/b/ has gotten really gay with this moral cancer shit, it's sad
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>>582142502
>Courage to kill yourself.

Really? That's a coward's way out. It's a weakling's choice to do this instead of standing head-on against life's problems. Don't be so pathetic. Fix your life. Find a way to do that and all will begin to turn around for you.
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>>582144854

don't do it /b/rother.. everything you're feeling bad about currently is only temporary.. if your life isn't the way you want it to be its because of every action you've ever taken leading to that point.. so you just need to start taking different actions in order to encourage growth and change.

trust me, i was in your position once.. but it gets better.
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>>582144854

Alright, look, calm the fuck down. Maybe it will get better, maybe it won't. I won't tell you anything both of us can't know for certain.

But why the fuck would you have the last thing you do be talking to a bunch of faggot btards?

Get out. Go for a walk. Find some girl. Just fucking make out with her or some shit. Do something cool first. Then quit like a pussy, if that's what you're into. Just at least do one cool thing first. For your own sake, mayne.. Shit.
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Op don't kill unself
U can still change whatever u wan
U alone has the power
But if you still wanna do it
You have to live steam it for us
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You clearly don't want to die else you would've ended it already. Stop being an attention seeking pussy and put a bullet in your skull or fuck off and live your life like the rest of us bellends have to.
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suicide a permanent solutionto a temporary problem
>>582144854
dont do it
call here
1-800-273-TALK
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You won't. Just keep on being a faggot. An alive lonely faggot.
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>>582142502
Don't let your housemates find your dead body you selfish cunt. Go kill yourself somewhere secluded.
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>>582143965
wow ur so cool
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>>582145503
This
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If you're afraid of shooting yourself, then call the cops and tell them there's a burglar in your house.
When they come, act as if you're the burglar and point gun on them.
Suicide by cops.
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OP is a fucking faggot.
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>>582144746
alsohol poisoning? you mean you got wasted and almost choked on your vomit?
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>>582144854
Make sure to leave this thread open on your computer.
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>>582145352
This
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>>582145578
>>582145551
>>582145503
>>582145467
>>582145424
FAGGOTS GTFO
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>>582142502
Just get it over with pussy
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>>582142502
>>582145757
Also why do you wanna kill yourself, cunt?
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>>582144854

OP. give us your name or address at least, so we can know what to look for in the news
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Why can't people understand that OP is and always be a faggot who will never deliver
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>>582142502
Don't kill yourself, do something fun and go to jail for it. Trust me life IS better there. Rob a bank or something funny.
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Go take shrooms first
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OP, you better send some pics after you do it or i swear to god...
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>>582144854
fuck off cunt, everyone makes mistakes. you learn from them.
your life your wife hide your kids in the blanket and snuggle the muffled wallet snatcher.
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>>582142502
Don't kill yourself OP. It's unnecessary and selfish.
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He's dead guys it's been 5 minutes
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Take a pic of the gun in your pooper
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>>582145659
I know, I'm glad someone else noticed :D
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>>582145578
lol you're such a faggot.

op, atleast tell us your name so we can read your obituary afterwards?
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OP if you're reading this and won't do the deed, you're officially a faggot. And this amount of faggotry won't get you anywhere in life.
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>>582146070
fucking how
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you've been trying to kill yourself for 3 days and you're still alive? you dont deserve to live faggot
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Dont do it op
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>>582145953
you can kill yourself
i dont care
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You may not think it but there is people that care. Fuck what /b/ has to say about wanting you to kill yourself, they're just cunts who want to feel Alpha over everyone. I've lived with depression for a few years now but I have been fighting on, it's hard but I do it and you can to. Find a good woman (or man if you swing that way) and make shit work. It's not easy but you just need to put your foot down and make shit work for you. You can do it.
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>>582143010
>>582143208
Suicide is a crime, police confiscate crime-related weapons.
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>>582142502
>I have the house to myself and have been trying to kill myself for the past 3 days.
wouldve done it
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Death is our only true release...
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Good God, OP's a faggot.
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OP is kill. Ah well I'll be sure to think of you blowing your brains out when I rub one out tonight
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>>582077569
Its been 5 minutes. Hopefully OP is gone by now.
"Here lies OP. That faggot never delivered"
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don't do it, you just feel like shit now, maybe in 10 years something will have happened that has changed your life dramatically and given you a real reason to love the life you have?
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>9mm
>Kill yourself

Enjoy your trip to the nearest clinic. Choose a real caliber like 45 pussy.
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>>582144854
why arent you fucking streaming this?
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>>582142502
1. Take out one bullet
2. Put it into the magazine
3. Put magazine in pistol
4. Camber the cartridge
5. Release safety
6. Find comfortable for the gun against your head
7. Pull the trigger
And that is how your world with end, not with a bang, but with your whimper.
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>>582145969

This

Gice us your name, go rob some shit, don't hurt anyone but do something crazy and give us a good hour of entertainment.

Then you'll get psychiatric help too. Everybody wins!
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>>582146363
An hero pact?
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>>582133552

DO IT!
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>>582144048
This.
Life does not get better. If you think it does it is simply your perception that has changed, not life. You can either deal with the shit or you can't. I can so I chose to live on. If you can't, well you do what you gotta do. It's your decision, not ours.
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>>582143002
>its just easier

Or maybe you want attention, attention whore
You're not satisfied with your life being ruined, so you gotta ruin other peoples lives too. Fuck you cunt.
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Yall should be ashamed hes my neighbor and i just found him.
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>>582146209
His corpse will obviously deliver pics. Duh
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Go out and do something heroic! At least die as a hero! Save someones life! Avoid a robbery, kill a drug dealer! Kill a pedophile! BE A REAL HERO!
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>>582142502
>Please help me find the courage to kill myself
>courage
>kill myself

Nobody can help you do that OP.

Mostly because it doesn't take courage to take the easy way out.

you have two choices at this point.

Off yourself and nobody will feel sorry for you.

OR

Take as many people as you can with you, and try for a new hi score.
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>>582142502
Dont do it
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>>582146469
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>>582146116
No, he's still lurking. They always do.
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>>582146273
Yeah but I'm not suicidal. OP is, or at least claims to be. I want delivery.
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>>582146478
he is dead?
maybe
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>>582146614
Proof w/timestamp
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>>582146469

5 edg4 3 m8

as long as he uses hollows and doesn't miss, 9mm is more than enough..
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>>582146614
Name and address or fuck off you cunt
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you gonna do a live stream or not faggit, i take suicide seriuos, dont be a bitch, cut your dick off while you're at it, useless fucking human.
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and spent five minutes
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>>582146101
this.

hes just an attention seeker thats gone overboard, like so many others. if he really wanted to just kill himself he wouldnt have made a fuss, and he wouldnt have made this thread to draw attention to himself.
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yo, we can talk if you need to.
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>>582146550
Nope. Just stating facts. Anyone that reads this just keep this in mind...


DEATH IS OUR ONLY TRUE REALEASE.
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Is OP Kill?
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You might as well go for some life-threatening activity like joining the military if nothing else can sway you. If you die there, you get what you were originally looking for anyway, if not, maybe the experience will shock you into changing your life. What college or at .east state are you at
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>>582142502
it doesn't matter anon, i mean literally, i thought i could get the things better but there is nothing that we can really do, pwople won't change, and society is telling you that you need to chsnge to fit the people, im not gonna change, i will kill myself, i've decided the way i will do it, but i mean, if you are stupid enough to change for the people you don't even know, shame on you, people that loves you but you fucking don't, they are not worth, be selfish for one time you fucker imma kill myself because thats the permanent solution we have, is not a crime it's your life so it wil be ok
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>>582142502
Suicide=Permanent Solution
Your shitty ass problems=Temporary problems
Bad idea
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>>582142502

If you can;t do it yourself suicide by cop idiot. Those smelly racist fucks love to kill citizens for next to nothing.
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I heard the bang and checked on him the anbulance is coming now you gfags suck!!!
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>>582146673

Dat twist ending...
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Op,,
>take shot of whiskey
>Put one bullet in clip
>shake it to make it randomize placement
>put against head
>you're now playing russian roulette
>pull trigger and hope bullet isn't in the right spot
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OP lurker, are you kill yet?
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>>582146967
We all die eventually... If he wants to go out now. Whatever. :P There is no happy ending at the end. Living is for those strong enough to embrace the sadness and despair just for those few happy moments in life.
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>>582142502
Your a bitch and you won't deliver you worthless sack of shit. Killing yourself would be the only accomplishment of your life.
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YOU DEAD YET ?
concerned if you are doing it right >
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/b/ is so dead... Five years ago it would have been everyone calling for an hero on webcam, and anyone who said otherwise would be called a faggot all around.
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At least go get laid first OP
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>>582147280
kek
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>>582147241
I tried this once. It doesn't work like that...
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>>582147213
Don't fucking post again until you timestamp newfag
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An hero on cam
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don't do it OP - /b/ loves you
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>>582146953
Ethan the fuck off my b moral fag
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>>582142502
you have a fucking gun and you won't shoot yourself? what a fucking pussy. i contemplated suicide many times when i was a faggot teenager, but never did it for fear of how painful it would be to slice my fucking throat with a pocket knife. If i'd have had a glock i wouldn't be here to tell you how much of a coward you are.

Top lel OP.
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>>582147327

People changed, anon! Life is important!
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Soo uhhh...

Is Op kill?
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Climb up something tall as fuck and cap yourself, let your body float majestically to the ground
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>>582147241
>Put one bullet in clip
Lrn2magazine, faget
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>>582147626
No we fucking don't. An hero on cam and we'll speak about you for afew days. Best you're going to get fag
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Probably bitched out. I mean he wants to kill himself, what a coward, let someone else blow your brains out, knock 2 birds out with one stone.
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>>582147740
Did you try asking him?
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>>582147670
Went through some similar shit myself.
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>>582147876

OP...

Are you still with us?
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>>582147263
No I know. Thats true all the same, but I'm just saying the truth. There is no true release from life except death. Whether you die now or later is up to you. Just remember the truth behind the grand scheme...


Death is our only true release.
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Todie would be a grand adventure!
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>>582148085
3edgy5me
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Op if you don't make your presence known I will an hero for /b/
I will steal your thunder and stick it up b's /b/unghole
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>>582142502
If you read this thread you will find the only reason you need to kill yourself, a bunch of tumblerinos saying ive been there, "im a survivor"

everyone in this thread should kill themselves but the delusion that they might accomplish something worthwhile in their lives keeps them going, they are wrong, they are a waste of space and ressources and if they had realised that earlier, this society would be better.

you ll hear a pop and then nothing, kill yourself anon

on cam if possible but an hero already
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>>582148189
Have some tits m8 XD
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>>582147672
Go back to reddit or 9fag you fucking peice of shit this is /b/
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inb4 troll meme
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>>582148201
kek
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>>582143124
They're reddit fags who like their rich ass lives and their Ignorance to continue.
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OPs dead as fuck dudes

Oh well, peace faggot
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>>582148348
Do it fag, save /b/ for the night
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>>582144696
HAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY
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>>582142502
Well op, if you give it your all right now, putting In more effort than you ever thought possible, your life would probably still not be worth living. When there's only so much that makes you happy, and that happiness isn't even that spectacular, what's the point in going on. I'm not telling to kill yourself, but It Will Not Get Better
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For all we know OP is actually kill... we always assume this is b8 but Idk for some reason I think he's dead
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I have an idea, lets stop posting so this page will die, just like our dreams of poor OP
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Someone should trace the IP of this man and sending police
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>>582148376

I was sorta impressed until you fucked up the whole speed-of-sound part

2/10, join OP in the underworld pls
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do everyone else a favor and take out as many niggers as you can. be the hero that started the race wars that finally brought america peace when the niggers were eradicated
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>>582144854

Coward OP, you're a fucking coward!

Only pussies kill themselves
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>>582148721This guy knows what i mean, fuck black ppl all they do is play the guilty card at my school and sag their pants like primitive apes who found clothes!
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I just thought if OP wanted to kill himself, wouldn't he post a pic of himself or something?
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>>582142502
What if... OP is not kill?
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>>582144776
I tried to do it nicely, so that I would die in my sleep from a drug overdose. I researched all the LD50's, overdose case files etc, had all my pills grinded up and parachuted them (combo of sleepers, valium, oxy, codeine, heart pressure meds, temasepam), with half a fifth of whiskey, then lay in my bed listening to music.

Then 5 days later I come to in the icu the say I fell through my window and my parents called the amberlamps who just happenned to be in the neighbourhood and they pumped my stomach and then I was in a coma.

Then I had to go to the psych ward and felt really bad about myself for even failing to kill myself, like I could not do anything right.
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OP is a flaming faggot
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op is kill

good night sweet prince
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>>582148721

THIS YES OP PLEASE GO INTO FERGUSON DRESSED LIKE A COP AND GO ON A RAMPAGE IN A CROWD OF PROTESTERS.
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an hero anon, but stream it
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>>582142502

Your mom would be so sad.
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>>582142502
Make sure to do a hand turkey in blood above their bed that says "Happy Thanksgiving!" below it before you kill yourself like a faggot.
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Everyone waiting for you to do it.
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>>582148436
Well op if your not gunna do it then I fucking will! Address mother fucker ill make it quick!
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>>582149059

>Using drugs to an hero

what a fucking autist
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listen to blue oyster cult "dont fear the reaper" while u do it

post pics
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Live stream it faggot.
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>>582148996
>, fuck black ppl
my thoughts exactly. they hold back society more than religious nutbags do

and they cost taxpayers a shitton more
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don't kill yourself, take all the money you have go on a drug binge pick one class of drugs or multiply
for example last time i thought of killing my self i just thought fuck it and bought 200 dollars worth of shrooms gold tops to be specific, woke up in a psychiatric ward and i no longer had the urge to kill myself
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>>582149059

all that effort...

You know, all you needed was 30 Tylenol. No sleepy sleepy for the parents to notice until well after it's too late for stomach pumps

I can't help but feel you made it obvious for them to call..
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>>582149182
please do this OP and i will get a tattoo of your face across my back for being the worlds hero
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>>582149256

that's dark, anon
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i guess OP's gone already :\
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>>582149059
just a massive amount of opiates wouldve worked. bet the benzos made you black out an thats how you ended out the window

enough opiates you just stop breathing
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dont do it just play runescape
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Is op kill
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what'd we learn today /b/ros?
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>>582149256
Edgy new fag
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>>582142502
I hate people like you, if I could acquire a gun I could've ended my misery a long time ago but you have one and you still don't do the right thing.
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Is Op kill?
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Well I have to give you credit, you're willing to go to great lengths to do something you think will fix it. You're not going to feel any kind of release or relief though, even a method as quick and easy as giving your m&p a blowjob involves certain steps, and during your last moments you will be tormented by the prospect of your imminent doom combined with whatever faggoty feels drove you to do it in the first place. Killing yourself is completely useless.
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Do you even understand how much of a fucking loser you are. Your a waste of life your friends and family will be happy when you die. Just do it for humanity op.
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>>582147218
>>582146673
tfw in some kind of sick twisted ending OP and anon live in the same town and OP kills anon and his friends while theyre eating at mcdonalds. op then offs himself never even knowing it.
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>>582149958
lol'd because I watched the second half of this on TV just a few hours ago.
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Can't be sad when you're dead
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>>582150161
Why do you need a gun? .... faggot
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>>582150130
You said "edgy" so you just outed yourself as the newfag. Go back to tumblr.
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...My scroll bar has dissapeared.
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>>582150478

7/10, I like how you think

here's to hoping you are spared in OP's cumming rampage
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>>582142502
Don't do it, faget. Your life ain't worth ending. Puss out and stay awesome, instead of popping a glock in your mouth, and making a brain slushie.
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>>582148409
You're right, it is /b/.
Go shove a dragon dildo up your ass and put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.
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>>582142502
Yo it'll be over pretty quick, and everyone who did you wrong will regret it, just fucking do it okay. I believe in you. It's the manly thing to do
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Take out a loan OP and spend it all on drugs and pussy. Then shoot yourself in the head after the high wear off.
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>>582150130
Get off b newfag
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>>582150452
Instead, how about this: Just leave your shitty life. That's what makes you want to end it right? End it then. Pick a direction and just head that way. It's destructive, yeah, but much less so than blowing your brains out. Some people can only really live if it's a life they've made for themselves, from scratch.
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>>582150190
We need address to confirm
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>>582144854
Don't do it, /b/ro. Live so you can make things right. There's always a way.
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>>582150931
Maybe I will bitch right after I strangle your mother
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>>582142502
>successful b8 is successful
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Live stream it
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OPS here

http://tinychat_com/suicidalanon
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Become Charles Bronson. Walk the mean streets and shoot criminals, if the cops get too close kill yourself.
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>>582151262
Do it fucker.
Better get a shovel, it's 6 ft down to strangle her.
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>>582143965
lol dude you're so grown up and mature!!
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Endure

I tell myself this everyday.

Endure
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>>582150097
Suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
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tinychat com/md7k3c
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>>582151534
lol dude you're so new!!!
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>>582151534
How new are you? Few weeks?
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Do it faggot, run the water/gas so they have to pay more. Live stream it so we can see their face when they walk in
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>>582151674
lol dude go fuck yourself!!!
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Don't do it. Plz. It's ganna be ok.
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>>582151860
ayy lmao
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>>582151860
stay mad faggot
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>>582151860
Since OP was so selfish to commit suicide without doing it on webcam for the /b/ros of 4skin, will you do it in his place? Link webcam and an hero.
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>>582142502
> Please help me find the courage to kill myself.

You don't want to live in a world where Justin Beiber is allowed to exist, do you?
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Why not take some psychedelics, like mushrooms or whatnot. I mean hey, if you're going to kill yourself... Why not mess with your Serotonin system and see if it kick-starts something.

Life is long, there's been times where I've felt the need to kill myself. I found out I was wrong.
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But why does OP want to? O.o
I mean, there are people with terminal illnesses trying to survive..
OP tell us why
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Hi guise, OP here.
I changed my ip and kliled myself.
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RIP OP, you took the pussy's way out, and to make things worse you off'd yourself so your roommate's will find your corpse sometime from now after they come home from having a great thanks giving. 1/10 OP attention whoring in the most narcissistic way possible, will not morn.
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>>582152592
faggot

y u no livestream? fuq u
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OP SENT A MESSAGE FROM THE AFTERLIFE
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>>582142502
Take a step back and realize your not the only motherfucker who is alone on this hopeless rock.
Every stupid ass motherfucker is living their lives to make some kind of a difference in a universe that doesn't give a shit about them. Illnesses, war, and tradegy claim countless lives, but we still move on whether we are together or alone. That is what it is to be human. No matter what we do, the universe will some day become a dark void with no energy, movement, heat or life, so the universe doesn't give a fuck if you live or die. The only thing you can really do in this life is take responsibility for your shit and offing yourself is a bitch way to avoid responsibility.

When your gay ass roomates get back, just talk to them. Sit them down and tell them about what you've been trying to do. Be honest. Be real. And take responsibility like a man. It's easier than it seems and you'll feel much better when it's all over and done with. Trust me, I've been where you are now. It gets easier.
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>>582142502
Dont an hero faggot. Your mom or some other bitch will be heartbroken. All I truly can say is that life is a burden but it is all we have. To resist tge despair is to be free.
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lol @ everyone replyng after hes already dead

rekt
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>>582142502
Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try. -Yoda.
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>>582142502
Op don't do it. There's so much to live for. Also so much not to die for big youre Christian, suicide is a rentacar for the highway.
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>>582152765

yeah... he killed himself like 30 mins ago....
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>>582152765
I want that chicken as my pet. So cute. Looks like a retarded t-Rex
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>>582152765
>>582152801
>>582152317

See this: >>582152869
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What the fuck is happening here... First replies of "don't do it." I'm so damn confused.
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>>582142502
Gr8 b8 m8
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but what if op is not kill ?
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I dont think he has man
I bet he just a troll
Laughing at our good hearts
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Whatever, niggers.
Death is the only true failure as a human.
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>>582151534
Go back to reddit you fucktard
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Nice B8 m8
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Oh, he is dead. Woulda not recomend that he did it tough. He coulda have died in a better way, tough. Oh well, what now guys?
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>>582153285
Prolls time stamped gun. Holidays suck. Even if 1 in 5 4chan suicide /b/ games are real it's worth a few tosses of those red rescue floaty donut things.
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If not b8, RIP OP
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Should we keep this thread up so we can get his friends here? maybe they are home. Or we could say hello to the police officers that are investigating the apartment.

Hello, friends of OP
Hello police officers!
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>>582142502
why did you load the whole clip? i mean it's going to take only 1 shot hopefully, did you load it the whole way up because that glock has a bad clip design?
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>>582156454
He is kill.
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>>582156454
This guy tight here
>Valid point is valid
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>>582156613
if he's not i want a explanation
>>582156662
thank you
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Find a high building, do a backflip off of it and shoot yourself mid-air.
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>>582143730
this
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>>582157053
Fucking pro
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>>582157053
I mean if you gotta go
go out like a fucking badass
>He will probably miss thoe
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>>582157053
why not eat some cyanide before he jump, with a lit stick of dynamite up his ass, holding a live cobra thats biting him the entire time, while mailing his cp filled hd to the fda, and co-signing on a loan for a friends 1st home
>>582157254

>pfffftt pro
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>>582145972
This is a badass panda picture.
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>>582143420
This guy has the right idea
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