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26 decides what goes up my ass

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26 decides what goes up my ass
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fist
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a dick faggot
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>>582141140
make chocolate milk then use a fucking straw or something and yeah u know
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>>582141140
Rolling for kitchen knife, blade end in.
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>>582141140
roll for a knife handle
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That note
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>>582141282
Definitely re rolling
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rolling for cup/mug
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roll for door knob
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reroll for sharpie
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A candle
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crayons
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take shit, put in sock, stuff back up ass
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ruler
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A candle. Light the end once it's in.

If you have birthday candles: bundle together as many as you can, wicks hanging from your asshole. Then light them all up in a beautiful glowing array.
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rolling for knife in ass again
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Stick of dynamite.
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Sharpie
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>>582141140

Your friend's penis
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Your shirt, only to be worn again.
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sharpie
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Take a water bottle and crush it with your butt
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>>582141140
Fat candle
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re roll for your parents' toothbrush. either end first.
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Soup can
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Rolling for your own fist.
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Your fist
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nothing
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Your fist.
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>>582141640

Reroll
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>>582141140
Beer bottle
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bar of soap
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A soda can
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A banana
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4 thootpicks
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Your phone
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>>582141786
reroll
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A page of the Koran
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bar of soap
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Soda can
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>>582141140
Print out original pic and put up butt
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a kitchen spoon
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lint from the dryer drenched in vinegar.
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Your toothbrush with toothpaste on it
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Your own shit.... Shit out some shit then put the shit back in your ass
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>>582141926
got
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Winrar
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>>582141140
Moot?
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>>582141926
winrawr
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>>582141926
This or a pice of the bible
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the paper
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>>582141926
Lol yes
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Sharpie
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Nonono, reroll for your own penis
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>>582141926
Winrar
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>>582141926
Kek
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>>582141918
Reroll
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>>582141864
roll
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>>582141140
shit, freeze it, insert once frozen.
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>>582141926
Winrar
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>>582141140
my penis
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Glass shards with vaseline
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>>582141580
reroll
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broomhandle
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<--this
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this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfbYGnhBi3M
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Fish
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my foot
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>>582141926
oh thats dark
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Me
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toilet plunger handle
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>>582141926
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a computer mouse
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Will OP deliver>>582141926
Winar
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Poop
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reroll
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>find a sandnigger
>rip a page off his Koran
>shove it up your lovehole OP
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>>582141926
Slight problem, not a sand nigger. No Koran in my house.

>next 26 wins
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PRINT IT AND SHOVE IT NOW
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>>582141926
this>>>>>>
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>>582141926
Deliver you fag
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Potato chips/crisps whole pack pref doritos
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>>582141140
My cock
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a whole pineapple
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Any kind of vegetable or fruit
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>>582142454

ever heard of a printer? just download a PDF and get a page that way
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>>582141140
show us that..uhh, that you are not a fag, faggot.
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>>582142180
reroll ... btw wash yo cheeks
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>>582141998
rerroll
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>>582142454
GOOGLE AND PRINT YOU STUPID NIGGER
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>>582142534
Reroll
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>>582142534
Just print a page off...
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Take a dump in a condom, put it in the freezer for a few minutes and then fuck your ass with your own shit.
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A cup
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4 pieces of cheese
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tv remote
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>>582141786
reroll
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>>582142760
reroll
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>>582142760
rawl
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A tree branch. No trimming anything off, either, that's cheating.
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print and boof
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If op doesnt want to do the koran thing, then shove up your ass a cigarrette and lit it
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>>582141140
Toy car
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>>582142859
reroll
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A plunger
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>>582142454
insert anything with a cilindric geometry,
must be bigger and larger than your finger
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>>582141918
Reroll
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Rolling for epic 2 x 26 after OP failed to deliver on my original.
Lightbulb
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>>582141140
AN entire bag of marshmallows.
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If you're on the East Coast....my dick.

If you're not, then 6 fingers. 3 from each hand while slightly gaping your asshole.
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Your fist
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>>582141998
This
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>>582142760
rawlin
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>>582142959
fucking rerolling. tree branch up OP's gay asshole
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>>582142760
rerawl
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>>582141926
OP. Do it.
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Anything other than a sharpie is just wrong.
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>>582143021
reroll
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another asshole. figure it out.
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spoonful of mayo
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OP fucking deliver
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Lightbulb
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>>582142993

a crumpled up piece of aluminum foil the size of your fist
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>>582142760
roll
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pringles can
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>>582143093
reroll
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knife in your ass
go
wanna see mutilation
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A wallet
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>>582142760
roooollll
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>>582141140
Carrot faggot
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>>582143196
double or nothing
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>>582143253
reroll
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OP will deliver
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>>582143326
Fatality
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>>582143079
rolling
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>>582141918
Reroll>>582141918
Rerolling
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>>582143326
Winrawrler
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>>582143326
schwinner
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>>582143326

feed an entire can's worth of pringles into your ass. they have to be whole before they reach your asshole and you have to shove them in at least 5 at a time
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>>582143326
winz0r g
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>>582143326
And we have Winrar!
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>>582143326
WIN
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>>582143326
WINRAR
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>>582143452
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A giraffe
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>>582141140
A lit cigarette.
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>>582142760
rolling
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>>582141918
Rooll
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>>582143452
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>>582143326
Ouch, thats gonna hurt, deliver bitch!
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>>582143326
winrar
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>>582143428
damn
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>>582143452
>mfw I speak arabic
>mfw that page talks about not being a faggot and shoving stuff up your ass
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>>582143452
OP, if you delver, I hope Jesus rewards you with 72 virgins when you die...
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Bonus points if you shit in the can OP
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>>582143326

ayy lmao
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i like the pringles idea a lot more
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>>582143479
roll again
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>>582143885
SJW FAG CONFIRM
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>>582143958
no way
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>>582144036
That's not how it works you stupid cunt
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>>582143452
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>>582144084
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>>582144248
If only
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Did someone order for delivery?
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>>582144248
You have diabetes.
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>>582144538
nice
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>>582144095
yeah not sure about the exact translation. It says something like man and woman were made for each other and men that sleep with other men are beasts
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>>582144538
OP is not a fag (pbuh)
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>>582144538
gr8 m8
now the pringles fag
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>>582144538
Push it up further
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>>582144538
May god bless your soul my friend
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>>582144538
Today OP was not a faggot.
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Fist
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>>582144538
FAG!
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>>582144538
this.....this is beautiful op...and fag
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>>582144538
That's in the butt checks not up the ass
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>>582144538
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>>582141553
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>>582144538
nice
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>>582144867
what are you an assomotologist?
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Just take out your head and go away.
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>>582144538
HOLD ON ONE MINUTE! IT MIGHT JUST BE BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!
PULL IT OUT AND SHOW US THE DOODOO STAINS!!!
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>>582144867
>>582144867
>>582144867
>>582144867
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