26 decides what goes up my ass
A candle. Light the end once it's in.
If you have birthday candles: bundle together as many as you can, wicks hanging from your asshole. Then light them all up in a beautiful glowing array.
OP will deliver
feed an entire can's worth of pringles into your ass. they have to be whole before they reach your asshole and you have to shove them in at least 5 at a time
>mfw I speak arabic
>mfw that page talks about not being a faggot and shoving stuff up your ass
Did someone order for delivery?
yeah not sure about the exact translation. It says something like man and woman were made for each other and men that sleep with other men are beasts
this.....this is beautiful op...and fag