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Choose 3 items form walmart to scare the cashier

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Choose 3 items form walmart to scare the cashier
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10 speed bike, book about exercise, running shoes
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steak charcoal and new bbq

plot twist: your cashier is hank hill
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nothing scares us,
we work at walmart.
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>>582116869

Cat treats, pellet gun, ammunition.

Bag of candy, rope, duct tape.

Cucumber, condoms, sewing needles.

Chocolate milk, sleeping pills, duct tape.
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a long rope, a chair, and a pen
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Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street and Poltergeist
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shovel, lube, condoms
>necro up in this bitch
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>>582116869
Wire ties, a balaclava and lube.
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>>582116869
Pregnancy test, morning after pills and a wire coathanger
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>>582119006
fifd hard
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Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables

They always get super nervous when they have to ring up fresh produce. They ask you what it is and then they get it wrong and charge you incorrectly. After a few minutes they get flustered and stressed.
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Booty booty booty
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>>582118726
2spooky4me

Hannah Montana coloring book, condoms and smokes.
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Bleach, condoms, ducttape
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biggest fucking zukini they have, condoms, vaseline
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>>582116869
cashier #1 #2 and #3
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>>582116869
panties
double-edged sword
atom bomb
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>>582116869
Deer de-anuser, a box of condoms and silly putty you faggots
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Ky, plastic gloves and baby formula
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condoms
butcher knife
ski mask
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Actually do this one a lot.
Biggest box of condoms they have, and a shitton of these chocolate covered bisquits, and tea.

Im a total britbong, and do it like once every 3 weeks. Always the weirdest looks.
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>>582116869
Being a fagmart cashier
The only thing that scares us is when stupid fucking people try to do shit in a public place.
The fucking public is terrible.
I hope Ebola kills everyone in this country including me
Fuck niggers

I am actually one of the few that like my job
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>>582119952
do you have walmart?
we have carrefour.
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>>582116869
broom,condoms,newest call of duty or anime
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Toaster, wine and a card about death
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fuck the items.
I am going to check out with my dick out niggas
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diapers, lube and rope

when they're ringing it up say on second thought the diapers wont be necessary
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>>582116869
Squirtgun, jar full of aids, aids vaccine
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KY Jelly, box of tissues, One Direction Tour DVD
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cucumber, duct tape, baby oil
or this one was embarrassing, the other day with my gf. two big containers of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and condoms
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>>582120167
Im a britbong living in america.
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>>582120329
rock out with your cock out
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>>582116869
Apple
Steel baster with needle
ZZZQuil
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>>582118757
Why would you need a condom
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>>582118147
>industrial zip-ties
>Icey-hot (extra strength)
>Magnum condoms
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>>582120581
Source please
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>>582118757
>>582121061
so he won't get splinters from the shovel
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shotgun, pokemon slippers, beef jerky sticks.
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>>582116869
Animal-print duct tape
1 gallon jar of Crisco
1 pair of teen sized panties
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pregnancy test
wire hangers
pain killers
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>>582116869
toblerone
lamp shade
soap
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>>582119416
underrated thread
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Happy Birthday Dad card
His & Hers Sex Lube
A children's movie
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I remember I was afraid of buying nutella, condoms, ben&jerry.
not I don't care anymore.
noone does.

the only problem is when a woman buys panties, and of course the cashier raises the panties in the air, and screams "Janice, HOW MUCH ARE THESE LACE PANTIES"

cashier only stops when the customer is bright red.
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toy airplane

jenga tower x2
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condoms, lube, magnum condoms
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>lube
>coca-cola bottles
>bottle opener
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>>582121980
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Inflatable pool
Jumbo Mayo
Snorkel
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>>582116869

bible, wine, condoms
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>>582118385
Correct. I worked in a grocery store for a bit once. Nobody cares what you're buying. Especially not at a place that does large orders of groceries etc. like wally world. Nobody cares about your condoms. Really. You don't need to make a big show of being confident when you place your condoms on the conveyor belt. All i cared about was whether the thing had a fucking barcode on it or not. If something didn't scan then i might get mildly annoyed about having to call in a price check.
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>>582122383
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>>582121307
messygirl.com it's in the pic
welcome to my fetish
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