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You faggots know the drill. 7 decides what I say

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You faggots know the drill. 7 decides what I say
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sammy i want you to bite my dick
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slather your b hole in mayonnaise, and i'll slather my dick in ketchup and mustard. let's make a fucking sandwhich
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>>582116452
why do u need strangers to tell u what to say ?
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>>582116452
Wanna have a lil' fun, hunnybun? ;)
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>>582116452
I want to block that pussy with this dick [insert dick pic]
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Send link to this thread
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>>582116452
I've just realized something and its caused me to act strangely. Im a woman trapped in a mans body, plus Im gay. Please have a sex change so I can love you again.
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>>582116452
Can you eat the shit out of my asshole while fly like an eagle is playing?
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>>582116643
reroll
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>>582116452
well I would have missed your boobs for sure of course but as for you I'm not so sure
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Oh shut the fuck up. You wouldn't have blocked me, really? Me? Yeah right. Also Sarah said you would masterbate to my pics? Is that true?
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>>582116452
I would have missed you like that mother fucker missed jfk
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>>582116704
reroll
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>>582116452
U want sum fuk?
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>>582116794
rereroll
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>>582116820
reroll
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>>582116837
Fucking win
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>>582116452
You shouldn't have done that...
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>>582116837
WINRAR!!
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>>582116837
WINRAR
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>>582116939
triple roll leggo
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Please take my virginity. My anal virginity. Peg me, call me twilight sparkle.
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4
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>>582117508
Yeah, really. BTW, I'm jacking off right now.
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>>582117508

My dick being the bullet.
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>>582116704
reroll
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>>582117624
Winrar
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>>582117624
Perfect
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>>582117624
WIRAR!
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>>582117624
this is going great so far
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>>582117624
Also top kek for that follow up
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3
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>>582117624
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>>582118170
growl
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Wanna cyber?
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It's my period
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>>582118170
Because I'm just a squirrel tryin get a nut..but I'm a nigger
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>>582118170
bye bitch
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>>582118170
Found out i only have 5 days to live.... cancer in my brain that they found. make my last few days heaven?
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>>582118170
you have that affect on me babe
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>>582118170
Weird? Whaddaya mean weird? Oh yeah, do you have any guacamole juice? If you don't...I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. BEWARE. I will be over there...you'd better have the fucking guacamole juice.
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>>582118170
what are you talking about? this is how i get all the bishes. worked on your mom no problem
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>>582118469
Roll
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>>582118170
Im required by police to imform you Im a registered sex offender
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>>582118170
because I want to be like you
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>>582118445
reroll
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>>582118170
Vegna hópþrýstings
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I think I ate some rotten chicken
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>>582118553
winrararararar
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>>582118170
I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. Listen, I really like you and I think we should give us a chance
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>>582118170
Because i wanna see them tites Imma gril by the way
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baby i know you need me
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I wanna get weird on that wet slice of ham you call a flop box
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>>582118553
>>582118469
WINRAR!
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>>582118553
winrar
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>>582118604
Re rollio
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>>582118553
disappointing winrar
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and the bullet goes in you ;)
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>>582118553
After the first two you had to spaghetti the shit out of it
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>>582118787
WINRAR
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>>582119319
get with the program newfag. its 3 now not 7. and someone rolled 3 already. waiting for op to deliver
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2
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fuck where's my spagetthi!!
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>>582118553
Go tip your fedora some where else you butt pirate.
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i want you to punch my stinkbox
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>>582119502
well, we can do 3 ways or sumthing aight?
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>>582119712
winrar
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>>582119502
Screw im, i have a bigger dick and a huge collection of dildos you can use.
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>>582119712
winrar
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>>582119502
Actually I was hoping you could get me into his pants. I mean your chill and all but you don't exactly have a dick which is what Im looking for in a potential partner.
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fuckhim,lets just meet up us two and see what happens
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>>582119502
What doesn't know doesn't hurt him. And I think you're hot as fuck. I'd like to do some naughty things to your pussy.
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>>582119502
well why the hell am I wasting my time talking to you.
You have a younger single sister?
A single mom?
A dog that isn't seeing anyone?
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>>582119712
shittiest winrar
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I want to shove pickles up your rectum.
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>>582119902
Winrar
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>>582119902

Winrar! Toppest of keks!
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>>582119502
Yeah, well, fuck yo boyfriend. I'M IN CONTROL NOW! GET ME SOME GODDAMN GUACAMOLE JUICE!
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9
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>>582120201
Speaking of ass... Send pic
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Try this one. 3303078961
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>>582119902
rolling for this
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>>582120201
No I'm not. By the way...if I'm an ass...how about an ass pic?
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>>582120201
LIVE FROM NEW YORK
ITS SATURDAY /B/
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>>582120201
Well this ass is ready for a pounding from your 6 inch clit
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>>582120201
Oh shit, sorry. I meant that for some deuchebag who was saying shit about my mom.
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at least this bitch is more responsive than most in these kind of threads
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>>582119902
This
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>>582120339
winrar
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>>582120339
Well...
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>>582120339
kek
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>>582120339
WINRAR
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>>582119902
>>>582119502
>Actually I was hoping you could get me into his pants. I mean your chill and all but you don't exactly have a dick which is what Im looking for in a potential partner.
>>582119902
Roll
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>>582120201
Why do women never know what they want? They're always playing their stupid mind games of yes wait no, but you should have known i meant yes. just fuck off. I'm tired of your bullshit
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>>582120201
Sorry babe didn't want to act like a pure god, plz dont tell my mom :'( i dont want to see her nips again
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I truly want to see you. What do you think? Your bf will never know.
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>>582120339
WINRAR
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Yo I'm sorry, I just dunno what to say about what happened to your mom yesterday
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>>582116452
How old are you?
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>>582120339
You glorious winning faggot. Lol
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dale dawes is my sugar daddy
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Sammy, just get down and suck me dick already cunt.
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>>582116452
Call her a "Nigger Faggor"
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Lds.org
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>>582120339
good, no more spaghetti
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>>582120943
you could also get a strapon and give it back to me all night
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>>582120943
Consolation picture of his dick?
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>>582120943
why? because you know your man will pick me over your basic bitch self?
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>>582120943
POOP IN MY ASS
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>>582120943
Fuck you nigger faggor. Im a more sensual lover than you. Brad deserves better
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>>582120943
Please, I want his hard dick in my pussy.
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>>582120943
don't be silly, you can watch us having sex
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>>582121094
Rolling for this
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>>582120943
so do you spit or swallow for him?
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>>582120943
You know, a really really like dicks... its m'a fetish! what about you with a strapon ?
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So many faggots here.
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>>582120943
I'll send you a pic of mah dick, and you can decide , ok?
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>>582120593
Roll
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Bitch, don't speak for him.
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>>582120943
You're all faggots.
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>>582121226
Rerrol
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>>582120963
roll
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Fuck you nigger faggor. Im a more sensual lover than you. Brad deserves better.
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>>582121294
role
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>>582121425
WINRAR
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Come on, lets be real. The reason you text me is because you want me. I am sending all of these stupid messages and you keep replying? Yeah, so lets just mess around. I won't tell if you don't.
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>>582121425
Thank you.
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>>582121425
Ugh winrar
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>>582121425
>nigger faggor
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>>582121507
Rolling for this
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>>582121425
decent winrar
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Sorry honey, 4chan is making me do this.
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>>582121425
shitrar
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>>582116452
Im going to saturate my cock in gasoline, give it a thick wrap of razor wire, engulf it in flames, then plunder your sweet little asshole for infinite eternities, whilst waterboarding you with the saliva of honey boo boo
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>>582121735
Damn it she wont know what 4chan is you ruined it faggot
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>>582121715
nice tryyy
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>>582121337

>1337
Elitist wins
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>>582121821
don't ever say anything ever again
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>>582121715
>>582121843
Meant to click on that
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>>582121843
What are you going on about?
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4
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>>582122045
>>582121735
you just 5/5'd didnt you
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>>582122040
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>>582121821
Reroll
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Do you know the difference between your boobs and a hand full of M&M's?

I can enjoy a handful of M&M's
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>>582121821
Literally not funny in the slightest. What is wrong with you. Go to reddit.
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>>582122197
Why do women never know what they want? They're always playing their stupid mind games of yes wait no, but you should have known i meant yes. just fuck off. I'm tired of your bullshit
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>>582122197
Sorry my dick blew itself, I'll tell you what I meant in a second.
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>>582122197
teehee giggle
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>>582121174
shameless self reroll
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>>582122197
send me nudes?
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>>582121507
Roll
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>>582122197
I said his fucking name is Brad cunt. Either Brad and I live happily ever after or. I. Will. Cut. A bitch. Understand?
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>>582122197
ohhh so you dont even know his real name ??? Baby i got bad news for you
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If you let me in that ass i'll tell you.
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>>582122197
Doesn't matter. Want sex.
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>>582122197
im SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH U OK
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>>582122197
I am on a site called Reddit and they are telling me what to post to you.
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>>582122317
Fuck it 1 reroll and I'm out
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>>582122197
because my mind is on imaging if you spit or swallow his loads? So which one is it
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>>582122497
rr
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>>582121507
reroll
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Every time I met him all I kept thinking about was your face covered in his meat cream
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nudes of your bf?
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>>582122197
I'm just messing around, it's you who I'm really interested. I'd love to lick your sweet pussy if you'd let me.
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>>582122514
shitrar made me giggle
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>>582122514
winrar
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>>582122197
I'm too busy thinking of filling your butthole with my man batter
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Of course I know Jeremy's name, Tom's one of my best friends! I just want Steve to shove his massive dong up my ass is all.
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>>582122514
Fuck. Winrar
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Have you heard about this website called 4chan?
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>>582122514
fack
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>>582122514
Winrar
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>>582122514
Not this. Fuck.
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>>582122197
disregard all of that, I'm a fucking idiot. I just don't know what to say... I want you, ok... fuck
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>>582122514
>no fun allowed
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>>582122514
winraring
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>>582122497
re roll
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>>582122340
> implying it was intended to be funny
Instead of me going to reddit, why don't you return to it, Faggot
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>>582122514
really this nigger
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>>582122514
Fag winrar
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>>582122514
fuck you satan
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>>582122514
Faggot shitrar
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>>582122514
Fucking faggot
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>>582122514
god fucking dammit
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>>582122197
that's what I call him when he's fucking my butt
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>>582122637
Kek
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>>582122740
>no u
Nice damage control jew. Dont get anal agitated just because your post was cancer
>waterboarding you in the saliva of honey boo boo
you aren't funny, clever or creative. You make no sense. You are cancer.
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>>582123146
I love you
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>>582123146
I'm sorry I ms tia tsu dnkan to twp
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>>582123146
I'm calling bullshit now.
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Actually I am currently on the website 4chan where I posted a thread on the /b/ random board where I show my messages about you to viewers and they decide what I say to you through a rolling system.
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>>582123146
This picture changed my life
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Your parents said you were a dumb excuse.
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I feel like you want me but are trying to play games with me, if you want me then tell me, otherwise I'm going to keep messing around like you're messing around with me
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>>582123146
Listen Sammy, talk shit to me again and I'll jab my dick inside Jeremy's nostrils.
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>>582123146
Sure. Now shut the fuck up and let me talk to Brad's cock.
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>>582123146

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Feed me a stray cat.
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>>582123146
No that's not it. I really just want to impress you with my witty side so I can give you and brad the hot meat injection
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>>582121507

rolling for this
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>>582123146
Nope. Just le reddit armie XD
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>>582123334
reroll
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Reddit means "olive juice" in today's terms.... Olive juice <3
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>>582123342
Rerawl
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>>582123146
even if it is a dumb excuse, i still wants brads cock in my mouth while your eyes are taped open and forced to watch
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>>582123406
Holy Shit
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>>582123146
It is an excuse. Now let me fuck you all night.
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>>582123406
WINRAR
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Yes it is.
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>>582123146
I hope Darren Wilson comes to your boyfriends doorstep and guns his nigger ass down. Then we can have sex, right?
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>>582123406
Winrar
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>>582123406
Lame winrar
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you know what i mean whore
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>>582123407
win
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>>582123430

hrhrhrhrhr
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no ive just nothing intellectual to our conversation so im letting my /b/rethren do it for me
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>>582121507
Roll
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>>582123818
Fag
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>>582123406
ay
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>>582123818
Faggot
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>>582123818
Faggot
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You wouldn't be talking to me unless you wanted the dick. Boyfriends are like goalies just bc they are there, doesn't mean you can't score.
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I'm sorry, this is the only way I know how to express my feelings for Brad.
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>>582123818
Faggot
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8
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>>582124224
YOU KNOW WHO STEVIE IS, DON'T FUCKING LIE
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>>582123818
Fag
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>>582124258
WINRAR.
That was fast.
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>>582124224
I made Hitler invade russia during the winter. It was my fault. Whore.
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>>582124258
lol
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>>582124224
Reroll for this
>>582123607
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Your fucking boyfriend you dumb twat
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>>582124224
so tell me, do you spit or swallow for your boyfriend?
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>>582124224
Wrong person. That was for my mom. Sorry. :/
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>>582124224
He's the love of my life you god damn bitch. I'll make you watch me press my balls into his eye sockets.
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>>582124258
>>582124258
>>582124258
>>582124258


THERE HAS ALREADY BEEN A WINNER. STOP FUCKING POSTING AND ROLLING, SHITLORDS.
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>>582124258
That was way too fast of a winrar
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Come on Sammy. Lemme have Steve's hard throbbing cock in my arse. He can put it in dry whilst I'm shoving my cack in your ear hole. I have a micro penis.
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>>582123146
im just gonna kill myself
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>>582124224
Just let me see you tits already
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>>582124258
fkin lold
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>inb4 fags still rolling
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3
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>>582124224
I am actually gonna fuck your boyfriend so hard in the ass that when he orgasms I will save it in a ziploc bag and mail it your ass, furthermore he is gonna dump your ugly fat soul for someone that is worth his time, cunt.
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>>582124549
reroll
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>>582124258
Cheater
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Here is where I am posting everything. >>582116452

Sorry I am such a major faggot.
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TELL YOUR NIGGER BOYFRIEND IM COMING FOR HIS SHIT WHEN I SEE HIM
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>>582124685
I wanna suck your diack
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>>582124685
JUST LOVE ME. ITS BEEN FORVER SINCE I FELT THE WETNESS OF VAGINA
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>>582117508
Ayy lmao
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>>582124529
rollin fo dis
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>>582124224

I heard you like to be strangled while having sex
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>>582124685
Let's cut the shit like assholes and just show me yours
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>>582124685
Hey you know im fat and want some vagine pls
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>>582124685
Okay, fuck you bitch. If you don't send me tits I'll fucking kill you when I see you
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>>582124685
u ngh ut ifyu y as he ias oi mie owne
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>>582124685
see, i knew his name was tyronius. cant lie to my bitch. now tell him i want his big black cock in my ass already
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>>582124685
Just let me see your tits already
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>>582124873
WINRAR LEZ GOE
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tfw no 3

3 get
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YOU KNOW WHAT! JUST TELL JIMMY TO SHUT HIS MOUTH AND SUCK MY DICK
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>>582124873
winrar
chatcha 420
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I'm sorry I've been acting so strange. My absurd behavior is due to my undying love for you. Can't we work something out?
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...and John, Kenneth, your father...
Did I miss any of the guys that had a taste of that wonderous pussy game?
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send link to this thread
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>>582124873
Winrar
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>>582124873
Winnnnrrraarrrr
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>>582124873
>>582124873
>>582124873
>>582124873

WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNAR. STOP POSTING NOW, RETARDS.
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>>582124685
just want to sniff a fat belter of meth off your little skank face
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>>582125000
Trips overrules
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I'm sorry sammy for all of this... I just get really nervous around you, and I don't know how to act because you have a boyfriend and I'm kind of jealous but still have all these feelings for you...
Do you think we could ever be together?
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I want to shit in your mouth you dirty cunt
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>>582125162
This is true
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>>582124873
>yfw she call 911
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>>582125162
Trips!!! Post OP!
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>>582125000
trips beats it.
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>>582125000
Nice trips or something
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>>582125162
Universal law.
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>>582125000
No one going to point out trips?
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>>582123134
I really dont understand why your jimmies are so fucking rustled dude
> suspecting a newfag
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>582125443
Late faggot
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>>582125000
this
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Listen. I'll level with you. I'll lick your hairy cunt if you give Brad my number
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>>582125443
slowpoke.gif
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>>582125000
Trips = winrar
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>>582125539
You got me
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>>582125572
send picture of testicle with a smiley face on it
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>>582125572

send him what I am showing you. my spiritual otherkin, a wolf fox hybrid named xyzr already showed him
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>>582125572
I would tell him to suck my dick while I fist your dead Nazi Grandapa, bitch!
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>>582116452

This is the best website ever.
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Jay doesn't have to know. Just show me the money honey
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>>582125572
I would whoop his ass.
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>>582125572
Good cuz I really wanna suck his dick
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Send link to this thread and call her sweet tits
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>>582125572
I would suck his dick.
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>>582125000
trips overrides everything put this next
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>>582125598
Reroll
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>>582125717
WINRAR
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Jay will be getting a bloody nose, and not from my fist.
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>>582125598
So close. Rolling for this one.
Also I guess her boyfriends name is Jay. Lets keep calling him Brad/Jeremy/Stevie/Seymour Butts
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