>tfw legitimately suicidal what do?

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Kill yourself

find a gun

>>582060867
no guns here

>>582060502
Drive your mom's car off a cliff.
>make sure she has insurance

>>582061065
>implying I can drive

I'm retarded

hang yourself with some shoestrings

>>582061306
Any nearby train tracks?

>>582061576
thinking of hanging

>>582061737
live in buttfuck nowhere

>>582061950
You could post your address on the Internet and ask people to kill you.

>>582060502
>tfw legitimately suicidal
>posts on 4chan
......

>>582062754
I browse 4chan 24/7 and drink vodka

>>582062285
op if u post ur address ill do u with a gun, but before i finish u off, i like to physically harm u a 'little'

>>582062938
same here

works for me

>>582061950
Define buttfuck nowhere

Make an actual effort to change your life rather than going "cba" and ragequitting.

There's a good life out there for you. Take a step, any step, towards improving your situation before you bitch out.

Suicide is a permanent 'solution' to a temporary problem (and I don't give a fuck if that temporary problem has been 30 years old)

Do something about it, don't just end it. Geez. I wish suicide wouldn't have gotten so damn blown up to the point where it's the first thing on people's minds as soon as shit gets rough.

>>582062938
What kind of vodka?
I browse and drink beers all day

>>582063160
Op, post address so anon can burn your house down.

>>582060502
Name two or three things that motivate you to an hero the most.

Also, an heroing can be done painlessly if you take the time to research and prepare it.

>>582063276
why would u want to burn his family along with his shit stained ass?

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>>582063070
You're one lucky bunny
OP, LET US RAPE AND KILL YOU.
Do we have permission to live stream it?

>>582063207
I really fucking hate that saying. Nothing against you, anon. But it is so fucking stupid.

"suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem blur blurrrr blurrr"

so fucking dumb. for so many fucking reasond.

>>582063268
cheap vodka

>>582063268
>>582062938
i do the same thing guise

>>582063387
>ugly
>poor
>no friends and bored all the time

>>582063612

I like the emphasis it puts on the fact that suicide isn't something to be taken lightly. People don't realize the value of a life, regardless of its current & past status. They throw away this invaluable gift like it's trash because they're too full of self-loathing to care to do anything about it.

>>582063463
Why the fuck not?

>His family clearly doesn't care about him.
>If his family doesn't care, they're not actual family
>they don't give a fuck

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>"legitimately"
>implying 4channers aren't just butthurt over their first world problems ~90% of the time.

okay so I've done the whole mental illness thing and still do. Here's my take on the matter. You're a human being man, maybe you're hurting for whatever reason and it feels like the biggest reason in the world to you, and maybe it is, but you're a human being. Human beings aren't meant to die young and while ever you're alive and on this earth you can do something meaningful either to you or to others so... Why not do that thing?

pic related be this fucking cat

>>582060502
depends

do you want to kill yourself?
>do it

do you just seek attention?
>gtfo

do you call for help
>gtfo and call a suicide hotline / get a therapist

in any case
>/thread

>>582063784
>life
>gift

fucking lol, it's a gift if you have good genetics and money

>>582063783
>ugly
post pic

>poor
get a job

>no friends and bored all the time
getting a job will fix both of those problems. I'm guessing that you have a large amount of social anxiety and that you never have the energy to go out and do anything. But you gotta realize its all in your attitude. I used to hate working too. But now I have a full time job and friends at the job because I decided that if i HAD to be there for 8 hours, I would try to make it fun.

>>582063463
Pyromania + /b/ = desire for beta basement dwellers to be torched.

>>582063784
Life is a curse when it's fuck it up by being a self-pitying little shit.

>>582063847
how do u know his family doesnt care about him?
maybe he is a dickwad.

>>582063632
slacking off and drinking cheap vodka all day.. sounds like fun why would you want to kill yourself

>>582063784
Some people just want to put an end to the suffering, man. I've been there before. And I can't say I'll never return. You gotta realize that everyone has had different lives and different upbringings. You may think of life as a gift but it might be a nightmare for someone else.

>>582064153
ur pathetic
stop feeling sorry for yourself you little bitch

>>582064230
anxiety to bad to go out sober

>>582064153
post a pic and let us decide cumsucker

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>>582063898
That cat is a fucking God.
I wish I had that cats balls.
I bet he gets Tons of bitches
Literal metric tons to
Not like, fat bitches, but just so many.
I'd fuck that cat
But I'd rather let it fuck me
>(So sexy)
I'd kill for a chance to pet that cat
Pic related, this is what the cat thinks
It is such a badass
I bet it killed a dozen cops before getting arrested
Just by looking at them

>>582063207
Totally fucking agree. Unless you have some sort of terminal illness and are doing it to avoid a painful death, you have the ability to change your situation. But no people prefer to sit around and mope about it. I'll admit I've been depressed to the point where suicide was often a thought but looking back I realized how stupid it was and how glad I am I didn't kill myself just because I was being sad about stupid shit.

Of course people will insist their situation is somehow unique, but sorry, it isn't. Yeah, depression sucks. But bite the fucking bullet, give your dumbass emotional cortex time to get the fuck over it, and move on with your life

>>582064483
its boring

>>582064573
do u wake up with a headache?

>>582064153
you can get money through work, with the hard earned money you can buy beter genetics, problem solved bitch

>>582064573
anxiety wah wah wah

>>582064723
>suicide because bored

>>582064767
I usually wake up semi drunk and drink again right away

>>582064573
I know how you feel because I've struggle with social anxiety my entire life and continue to. I never learned any social skills growing up. I was basically raised by a tv set. All it takes is some courage man, and you HAVE to change your attitude about it.

Right now, thinking about putting yourself out there makes you scared as hell and its something you REALLY dont wanna do.

But if you just DO it and QUIT THINKING THOSE THOUGHTS you'll get accustomed to it, itll take time but you will change I can promise you that. Its like a kid who's afraid to jump into a pool and finally just does it and then his fear is gone. If youre at work and around people, instead of thinking "what do i say. do they expect me to say something. do they think im weird for not talking" just quit thinking that shit man. thats where the anxiety comes from.

>>582064430
Who could possibly care about a fallacious fat faggot like op?

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OP, you do exactly what you KNOW you need to do to get your life back on track. And you man up and fucking do it even though the effort will hurt at first. Keep the momentum and someday you will realize "Hey... looks like I've recovered."

That's the only thing to do.

Now get off /b/ and clean your room, then go to bed early. Get up nice and early tomorrow and do some more shit. Avoid the things you do to comfort or numb yourself, like being on fucking /b/.

>>582064959
yeah, having nothing to do ever drives you insane

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>>582060502
Meditate.

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Change the things that are making you unhappy and your life in a significant way so you become happier longterm.

Or kill yourself.

Whichever you deem more worthwhile.

Why isn't this obvious? Stupidity and lack of deductive reasoning of suicidal people never ceases to amaze me.

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>Hay guize I'm totally suicidal pls gib me attenshun.
>Inb4 I make up a bunch of excuses for not doing it rather than just admitting that I'm just depressed but not actually suicidal.

>>582065156
do drugs then
you physically cannot not have fun on them

if you're suicidal you might aswell.

ayo I used to do that but now I just take a massive cocktail of psychiatric drugs and no more feeling suicidal
>venlafaxine
>lithium
>propanalol
>valium
>mirtasipine
>synthetic cannabanoids

Ok take these and god speed

>>582065209
this

>>582065183
would be nice to not be smaller than everyone

>>582065465
how small are you?

>>582064723
Well invite someone over and drink vodka with him.
They will like you.
Everybody loves a loser.
I remember when before my friend got wife and kid how we used to drink all day and night and play old games. It was the stuff of legends.
Now i have job and i work during week and drink all weekend. And the weekend is the better part.. so dont tell me its boring because its all i have

>>582065387
done almost every drug, my favorite is IVing heroin and hydromorphone

>>582065582
5'9"

>>582065582
my dick is 3 inches hard

>>582065749
Youre 5'9" and you consider yourself small?

>>582065867
nigga is world average and feels small, should visit india or philipines

>>582065779
that really sucks bro

>>582065867
yeah I don't live in china

>>582065954
Right?

I'm fuckin 5'7" and don't feel that small most of the time. Sure if there are a lot of really tall guys around me it kinda sucks but damn. I'm just glad I'm not shorter than I am. I'd LOVE to be 5'9".

>>582065391
>synthetic cannabinoids
>noids
oof

>>582066154
5`8, the same.

>>582062938
>living the life
wtf suicidal?

>>582066374
its boring as fuck

>>582066167
how can you kill yourself, if you have no self?

Another question for OP. How do you pay for your boozing? do you have enough booze to satisfy you or nah?

>tfw 23 and still basement dwelling
>tfw I used to be a perfectly sociable human being but years of isolation have wrecked my social skills
>tfw so lonely that I'm drinking alone because my parents are out of town this week and they're basically my only friends

>>582066487
used to work and still have money saved, parents go get me alcohol, I don't leave house

>>582066447
try working in an office mon-fri 9 hours a week surrounded by people you dislike

>>582060502
fap, play vydia then go to sleep

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>>582065465
Height isn't a factor of happiness. Midgets aren't universally suicidal. You're just creating fake excuses.

Again, use reason or logic and/or kill yourself, anything else is just wasting time.

>>582066685
are you me? wish my parents would leave though, they go to work and come home and get wasted everyday

>>582065465
P.S. I'm half an inch taller than you and relatively happy, and successful.

>>582066735
u can sell ur ass for cash, it'll reduce ur stress and get u money and a sense of purpose.

>>582066735
so what the fuks your plan for when you run out of money? and sounds like you have pretty chill parents if they do that for you.. and at what age?

trade your alcohol addiction for a valium addiction

alcohol basicaly increases your anxiety unless you're at that perfect point of drunkeness wereas with valium you can handle anything like it's nothing cos it aint

>>582067013
suicide when no money, they're not chill they drink themselves into oblivion everyday

>>582060502
Nobody who's legitimately suicidal goes on a fucking message board to chat about it. Either kill yourself or move on and annoy people elsewhere.

OP YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DRINKING

YOU KNOW THIS

IF YOU PLEASE JUST STOP YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT YOUR ADDICTION WAS THE SOURCE OF MOST OF YOUR ISSUES

PLEASE JUST STOP DRINKING. GIVE YOURSELF ONE DAY WITHOUT A SIP. ONE FUCKING DAY, YOU CAN DO IT.

THEN DO IT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY

PLEASE

>>582067354
confirmed never legitimately suicidal

>>582066970

Damn that's rough. I used to be extremely sociable with tons of friends around 18-19. I took a year off after high school, then did community college for two years.

By the time I got to a 4 year school I felt like an outsider. Then I got into a horrible breakup, flunked out and came home, spirits shattered.

Now I go to another state school but commute.

I basically haven't found a new circle of friends since I was 15.

I'm only kind of complaining, on the one hand it's frustrating because I think if just a few things had gone differently I would have found a good group of friends.

On the other, I'm healthy, have options in front of me and a warm house blah blah (but really).

>>582067250
how is that not chill? they drink and dont give a fuck if u do anything with your life or drink all day and even are nice enough to pick u up alcohol without bitching about it.

bro Im gonna tell u this straight. IF you are seriously considering suicide. IF. then there's gotta be a bigger reason than being bored and ugly and no friends and small. Think about dying. People are inherently scared to fucking death of dying. Whether its painless or not. Im about 99% sure youd take the comfort of your mediocre life over death any day.

>>582060502
options
>man the fuck up
>take psychedelics
>listen to good music, watch good movies
>quit drinking
>take MDMA
>talk to a psychotherapist

>>582067516
i dont have any friends and im the happiest person in the world, fuck y'all nagging niggers.

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>>582064705
>mfw trying to get over it for the last 8 years
>mfw close to giving up

>>582067609
no I'm not worried about death at all

>>582067662

I'll be your friend

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>>582067429
Then while not in a complete state of stupor he realises how pathetic life is, so he makes toast in the bath

>>582064705
You're wrong. Every situation is unique. I've been close to suicide. REAL fucking close. To the point that I actually went out and bought the supplies I needed. I was too scared to do it.

I've been through a lot of fucking shit in my life. And I'm not bragging, I'm just stating a fact. I've been through and seen more shit in a year than you probably have in your entire life. So don't sit there and talk shit about something you know nothing about.

>>582067965
aight man youre full of shit. if you ever do decide to change, one of the first things you should work on is honesty.

>>582068260
story time?

The way I think about it is that it's a symptom of depression and I know to take that cue that I ought to pay some closer attention and ask for some help.

>>582068260
I tried partial hanging and almost passed out until I got my hand by my neck to relieve pressure, also took 300mg morphine and 5 percs and drank a fifth of vodka hoping to not wake up, all I got was a nasty hangover

>>582060502

i have more than once actually wanted to die too

its normal

just ignore your feelings and keep going if there is a possibility that things will turn out well which i think is always the case, who cares

doing what your instincts tell you is not a good strategy imo

>>582063847
Ignorant asshole
>his family doesn't care about him
>his family
>doesn't care
>wants to hero it out
>because doesn't care
>he doesn't care
>he doesn't care about his family

>>582068867
morphine without prescription? nigga u is lying thru ur teethes

>>582069127
morphine tablets aren't too uncommon

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>>582069246
can confirm, just get of people with back issues and shit

>>582069127
no bud, my neighbor is on disability for her hips or something and gets 100mg morphine pills and 8mg hydromorphone which I shoot up sometimes

already said that earlier ITT

>>582065749
>>582066298
>>582066154
I'm 5' fucking 6" and my life is fantastic. Height ain't the problem here.

>>582068867
how old are you OP?

>>582068421
I don't know where to start. Individual stories can't give you the whole picture but one of my biggest fuck ups that haunts me comes to mind.

My sister told me, my best friend, and her ex boyfriend that this guy raped her. To this day I don't know if she was telling the truth or not, but that's beside the points.

So the three of us came up with a scheme. We were going to ask this guy for some weed. He was going to meet us in the parking lot by his apartment building and then her ex-boyfriend was going to jump out from hiding and beat the fuck out of him with a bat.

Well, I decided to drink that day. And I ended up drinking way too much and according to the other two involved I loudly kept saying "HES COMING HES COMING!" and thats why her ex-boyfriend didnt jump out and beat the fuck out of him. So I didnt know what to do. I was standing there talking to the guy pretending to be buying an ounce of weed that i didnt even have the money for. so in my dumbass drunken state of mind I said "I probably left the money at my house" and planned on doing something to him there. so we just fuckin got in the car (me and my friend) and left her ex there

>>582069552
will continue if u want. ive got stories for dayz.

>>582069510
24

>>582060502
If you can afford travel and you really want to stop living:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignitas_(assisted_dying_organisation)

>>582069552
How is this depressing? This shit's straight out of a stoner comedy.

>>582069803
because of the rest of the story and the shame that i feel because of the whole situation. this is nowhere near the worst thing thats ever happened to me but one of the more exciting stories that i have.

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>>582060502
ejaculate once a week

eat healthy food

sleep 8 hours a night

i wish you the best

>>582069552

dude this is just funny are you fucking with us or what

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>>582069975
But what if he didn't rape that girl, then you just beat a poor innocent guy

>>582069975
keep going pls

>>582069975
>one of the more exciting stories that i have.

indeed it was fucking epic

keep going pls

>>582065143
i know this is so fucking simple
why cant i do this?.. i always fails and go back to my old shitty pathetic and easy piece of shit of life.

>>582069749
Then why are so fucking retarded in your 24? How that had happened?
Just kill yourself, nigger. You are worth nothing, don't waste my air, pleb.

>>582069979
>sleep 8 hours a night

Fucking this, the secret to happiness is getting enough sleep at the right time.

>>582070361
we have shit genetics that cause no motivation

>>582060502
become christian

>>582066735
you re the fucking op from yesterday who stopped working the 3rd of november?

>>582070454
unless you have a nightmare disorder :/

>>582070387
bad genes, shit upbringing (parents wasted everyday), ugly and midget

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>>582070454
you have my attention

please go on

>>582069803
>>582069975
>>582069552

Okay so Ill try to finish this story quickly. So me, my friend, and this white guy that my sister claimed raped her are in the car heading to my house for the "supposed money that i forgot"

But what i didnt mention earlier is that she claimed that his friend raped her as well, a black guy, and this will play a part in the story

so anyway, we're all in the car. and my dad's shotgun is in the car too. i'm in the backseat and im holding the shotgun upright to intimidate him or some shit idk. i was drunk and scared and being a pussy. He kept asking what the gun was for and I just said "nothing" or something like that.

we get back to my house. so I'm looking around the house (pretending to look for the weed money) but actually debating on picking up something sharp and stabbing him. I pussied out and didnt. He left.

Then I called the black guy who was involved on the phone and started talking shit. calling him a nigger and blaming him for raping my sister. bla bla bla and saying im gonna kill him. at this point i have a bigass knife in my hand and my other older sister is witnessing all this and tells me to stop and go to bed and put away the knife.

WEEEELLL, months later, i was going somewhere with my mom and driving. We come to a stoplight and I see some nigger behind me making the "cutting throat you're dead" gesture. and I realize its the nigger that I called that night and called a nigger and all kinds of shit. So I'm in the fucking car with my mom who I obviously love and want to protect and there's a nigger behind me who wants to fucking kill me. I fucking start flooring it all around town. he follows me for like ten minutes. I ran several red lights, my mom is freaking out the entire time. The only reason I lost him is because I pulled into the police station.

>>582070610
no I haven't made a thread on this board in a while, I quit work in july

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>>582070454
I used to sleep that much, it never helped

>>582070701
Pick up a bottle of Melatonin, it's over the counter, take one at 10:00 every night.

>>582069749
do you live with parents

>>582060502
you wouldn't be on b

>>582069071
>Implying suicide is selfish
Just don't.

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>>582070852
mfw when my sister ended up hanging out with those two guys again

>>582071175
yeah I'm not 30..... also no gf to move in with anywhere

>>582070917
>>582070917
whar was you job?
how long did you do it?
how much money diid you have saved?

>>582070852

epic again

some say sequels suck but with you it only gets better

what happened afterwards

by the way be glad that you did nothing because obviously she wasnt raped, maybe "raped" by the feminist definition if something happened at all

>>582071336
I never got that, and when asshats who grab people off heights, from jumping, being hailed as "heroes" fuck them. If they want to jump, let them

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>>582071042
that may work for some

melatonin is released when ones eyes detect little light

i find the latter to be more frugal

>>582071587
Nothing ever happened with those guys again. Yet I still live in fear that the black one will see me someday and recognize me, but that was years ago so I doubt it.

The funny thing is I was in jail with his brother for 3 months. Became friends with him. Never fucking told him what happened tho. lol.

>>582071373
try something "crazy" bro
go backpacking for a couple of months if you have the money for food and equipment
anything beats killing yourself
just try SOMETHING else first

>>582071373
If you don't leave the house how do you get drugs?

Also would you be willing to an hero on cam? You'd be a legend forever.

>>582060502
>get off /b/
>get a life
>be productive
>be happy

>>582071541
moving kitchen appliances did it for 5 years and have 2500$ left, would have alot more if it wasn't for doing drugs everyday

>>582061306
I think your problem is self image pal, try working on yourself
>insert before masterbation

>>582072001
Do sometthing as simple as going for a walk everyday, it eases my mood when I feel shit

>>582071890
I would an hero on cam

old drug addict friends

>>582062938
Just find other people to drink with man! I used to be like you, than I turned me alchohal and drug dependency into a social thing. Now I'm still suicidal but atleast I got friends and pussy...

>>582071587
oh well actually, there is something else that happened now that i think about it lol

>>582071587
My sister's ex-boyfriend who was SUPPOSED to jump out and start beating that fucker with a bat was calling me a dumbass and shit because I ruined the plan by being drunk. and I was all ready so pissed and upset about the whole thing. so one night that he was over hanging out I decided I was gonna fuck him up.

I was in my room playing skyrim lol. and I knew he was in the living room hanging out. I took my weed grinder in my hand and decided to go out there and hit him with it. So I went out there and fucking started talking some shit and them fucking hit him over the head with that metal grinder.

he ended up having to get stitched at the hospital lol. he was bleeding pretty bad. the cool part is no one saw the grinder in my hand so they thought I did it with my fist.

>>582072270
people don't like me

>>582072234
Either OD or hang yourself. You want to leave about six feet of slack in the rope so you'll break your neck instead of suffocating.

>>582072923
why?

>>582070917
but you didnt leave the house from the 3rd november on ?

>>582072409

ok then

to be honest while your stories happen to be funny i see how they could cause suffering if it actually happens to you, but i think its not that bad actually

the first thing is kinda shameful but after all your sister wasnt really raped anyway it seems, and the nigger thing well the fear sucks

the only dangerous thing about it (even now) is if he recognizes you in the street if you have no car and no weapons and he is armed or stronger than you, and you could probably tell him your sister will accuse him of rape if he does anything to you

>>582073039
I don't know, I'm retarded

>>582073159
huh? no I was out yesterday for booze

>>582072903

lol, what does your sister think about that?

>>582073187
the whole thing just makes me feel fucked up. the fact that my mom was scared as fuck in the car with me in the time. such a bad memory.

me being drunk and being a pussy and fucking up the plan. also a pretty bad memory. lol

but yea, this is like one of the least bad situations ive been in in my life.

>>582073462
she was cool with the plan we were gonna do. she was there with us when we talked about. and after that whole thing happened and after I found out she hung out with them again we just didnt talk about it. I never asked her why she hung out with them again.

>>582073424
how much weed you been smoking?

>>582073424
What do you have on hand for drugs/alcohol?

>>582073759
I quit that years ago, made me paranoid

>>582065170
Underrated post. Mindfulness meditation has been proven to work against depression, anxiety and stress.

>>582073864
4 1.75L bottles of vodka and no drugs

I like being a basement dweller. Video games all day, porn all day, smokin weed an drankin all day.

Pretty awesome imo.

>>582074086
>>582065170
completely agree. your thoughts control everything.

>>582074157
Got a rope, somewhere 20 feet off the ground to tie it, and a webcam?

>>582074294
I'm doing suspension hanging

>>582074157
thats quite a bit of booze. fucked up yet? cause you dont seem like it

>>582074481
Ok, figured I'd suggest the long drop method just in case.
Feel free to get on cam whenever you're ready. Make sure someone's recording before you actually do it.

>>582074680
I'm hammered I've drank all day

>>582074821
You're not very talkative for being hammered lol Im only pretty buzzed but getting there

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>>582060502
sleep it off

this too will pass

>>582074941
I'm never talkative

>>582073758

i mean about you beating her boyfriend like that

>>582075180
oh shit, she didnt care. and it was still her ex at the time. they just remained friends. i was friends with him too. but i just couldnt stand the shame of that night and him talking shit about it made it even worse so i just decided i was gonna fucking hit him.

they told the people at the hospital that he got hit on a cabinet corner or some shit like that.

>>582060502
Force yourself to eat right and drink water - you'll find plenty of advice on /fit/

Exercise a little - just walking is fine if you're out of shape, but add 5 mins per day or more if you can. If you're feeling up to it, maybe even jog a little

Make sure to shower at least once a day, brush floss and rinse with good mouthwash twice a day. Wear clean clothes and sort your fucking hair out.

Tidy up - make it a game to see how you can keep your room or even around the house but especially your own space.

Give booze / weed a break for a while. I'd never say quit either for good, just for the mean time.

Do this 3/4 weeks, see how you feel. Sometimes acting like a normal person helps you become one.

>>582075180
my oldest sister (the one who talked me down when i was holding a knife and talking shit on the phone) thought it was funnier than fuck

>>582075761
I'm far from normal, I speak my mind and normal people don't like a guy who says whats up

>>582075761
this is good advice

>>582075990
the fuck are you talking about, OP? normal people dont like a guy who says whats up?

>>582075761
>ACTING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON HELPS YOU BECOME ONE

THIS IS TRUE OP, YOU CAN, ABSOLUTELY CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN MAKE IT BY FAKING IT

Post pic, timestamp. Last thread like this turned out to be a troll going to med school.

>>582076240
they can't handle a guy who says what's on his mind, they sugar coat everything like betas, I say what I want

>>582065170

im not sure this is actually good

while getting rid of the sadness is nice, you also want awareness and motivation to fix the things

>>582075519
>>582075809

kek

>>582075990
>>582076240

he probably means they dont like someone that just says what he thinks every time, not literally "whats up"

>>582076547
bro just be nice. people like people who are nice to them. you dont have to be overly interesting just be nice.

if there is something u dont agree with or think is dumb dont fuckin speak out about it, just be nice dude, who gives a fuck really

dont be a dick

>>582075990
So are you gonna an hero on cam tonight?

>>582076786
I used to have "friends" until they all stole from me, now I don't give a fuck

>>582077548
bro. uve gotta realize that the real issues are in your head. or youll never get better.

you can see that right?

>>582077548
When are you planning on killing yourself?

>>582076682
But it gets rid of sadness by making you face your thoughts and then letting them go. They don't disappear but they lessen in intensity when you acknowledge them. Do this over and over and eventually you will have dismantled the thought patterns that fuck you over and replaced them with positive counterparts. Mindfulness is about being aware of your body, your emotions and your thoughts. When you're accustomed to be in this mindset, it'll be easier to make the right choices in any given situation.

>>582077695
get better? I'm 24 its way too late

>>582077906
whenever he runs out of booze apparently

>>582078072
dude 24? youre still young. if you actually apply yourself you can get better in a year's time. you just dont want to because you're waaayyy too comfortable living the way you have been. you dont want to change and there is nothing forcing you to change.

>>582078267
been drunk for years

>>582078072
I changed because I fuckin had to. Im on probation and had to get a job or it was back to jail for me.

>>582078491
bro Im an alcoholic too. I drink every fucking day. Then I go to sleep, wake up and go to work. it aint that big of a deal.

>>582078783
how do you avoid getting the shakes in the pm?

>>582078783
I wake up and drink

>>582077958

hmm i see

make sense to be honest

also sometimes when the psychological torture is too lasting and intense its no longer so much of a motivation to win but fucks up your willpower, so i see how making it less intense would help, also to make decisions calmly and with a better perspective

>>582078491

dude for fucks sake look

first off 24 years old is young

you can make your life good, so you should try unless you dont want to which would be very weird

just think about it rationally and do what will get you a brighter tomorrow, your current feelings dont matter, just the strategy that will eventually make you succeed and be happy and actually going through with it even if you hate every second

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>>582060502
No one can advise you of "you" better than you..

Kill your fucking self, or improve your daily life and move on.... that simple.
-Piece of shit, 10/11/82

>>582078876
I havent gotten to that point of alcoholism yet. The worst that I get is fast heartbeat/tight chest

>>582078887
gonna an hero soon?

>>582079063
usually i try to take a couple nights off a week, but it's hard
shit's seriously addictive

>>582079063
I shake and sweat 8 hour after being drunk

>>582079295
when I run out of money you goofball

>>582079295
for real dude. im addicted as fuck. Its probably the only way I get through the work day atm. I keep thinking "wow im gonna get off at 3 and get fucked up and listen to music surf /b/ and play vidya" and that is seriously the most awesome time to me

>>582079531

you get off work at 3 pm? when do you start?

>>582079531
try waking up everyday and doing 3 shots and continued all day.......

>>582079693
7 in the morning. I work at Arby's. and it especially sucks on the weekends because I have to do everything by myself with no help.

>>582079531
>>582079835
check out Modern Drunkard Magazine.

>>582079531
>"wow im gonna get off at 3 and get fucked up and listen to music surf /b/ and play vidya" and that is seriously the most awesome time to me

by the way i just noticed that this literally describes my life (except the drinking part though) and i didnt even realize that it was sad at all

expecting a better tomorrow makes anything acceptable

>>582079921
man when I worked I'd go home and shoot heroin or dilaudids everyday

>>582079921
it is pretty sad and lonely. sometimes I want a gf.


taking a shit guise brb

>>582080139
>sometimes I want a gf.

thats actually very nice

im not sure about getting a gf because i dont see myself trusting anyone ever

>>582080319
me too.
also
>racist
>shut in except for work
>alcoholic
>live with parents

>>582080319
girls are pieces of shit they're hypergamous assholes

24 and virgin who hates women

>>582080457
>shut in
>works

1/19 brah

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>>582078876
>>582079337

Shakes? Sweat? What the fuck are you guys drinking??

I finish of several 1 liter bottles of Rye and Bourbon a week, stay drunq, but I don't get like a crackhead when I go more than 12 hours without booze...

Yes last bottle is filled with piss to confirm addict bum status...

>>582080319
like trusting her not to cheat?

>>582080849
polish wodka

>>582079035
I've spent years bending over backwards trying to do work to save the world, just to convince myself that I wasn't the horrible person my former classmates had me believe I was. Then I cracked, went down with stress and crippling anxiety.
I went on government support and spent about six months trying to figure out my mind while doing my best to survive on meager means.
Then I looked up how to unlearn anxiety in relation to stressful environments that weren't really dangerous at all. That went fine and I got a bit of schooling in IT support. Then that stopped and I went back to doing virtually nothing.
After a while I got a referral to this phobia school place. And that is where I am currently taking mindfulness meditation classes and speaking with a shrink. Both help a lot, but the mindfulness meditation does most of the work.
You basically learn a habit of looking at your thoughts from an objective perspective. It also enables you to feel if anything is wrong with your body, hurt or sore. Pretty neat actually.

>>582080849
vodka 1L or more a day

>>582060502
>basement dweller
>has a large full sized window
More like ground or upper floor dweller amiright

>>582081160
1.75 is a standard measurement. this is a "fifth". drinking a fifth of diluted liquor to a normal drinker will get you buzzed. drinking more will get u fucked up. if the liquor is not diluted, however, thats a different story.

>>582081257
>autism

>>582081420
a fifth is 750ml, I drink 1000ml or more everyday

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>>582080982
>>582081160

Never was a fan of vodka or gin.. Charlie Brown liq always..

Get some Rye in your life. Sorry bros

>>582081581
yea thats what i meant x.x im fucked up. dunno why i said 1.75 lol. but yea i used to do the same thing as you until i switched to beer. and two fifths would be good for me for a night.

>>582081779
you didn't drink 2 fifths of 40% vodka per night

>>582081956
no it was diluted, like i said, it was 20%

>>582081956
but i switched to beer

>>582080543

well man i personally dont recommend going that far but whatever floats your goat

>>582080878

actually i wouldnt even give two shits about getting cheated on, i would just drop the girl

idk its just the idea of having that kind of close relationship with someone that is off for me

i never trusted anyone, even my close family is outright shit

at this point i dont know if im the asshole or they are but the thing is that to be able to make my way through this shit (until i can get out of my fucking parents house, im 21 and live with them btw but this is not what it probably sounds like to you, where I live this is expected, its also a poor country where its harder to make a living and get out) I have to be manipulative and cruel and when i was not (eg when i was a kid) i was fucked with a lot

>>582079494
how much money do you got?

also pls stream if you an hero

>>582082348
im 22 and still living with my parents

so you just feel weird about getting intimate with people?

>>582060502

Nothing wrong in basement dwelling if you like it so keep it up. Myself i did some barhopping tonight and i am amazed how easy it is to get girls.

This does not mean i think girls are easy it only means girls are out for men as much as men are out for girls :D.

So go get it, i did and after banging 5 girls this night alone i am going back to my basement dwelling since i like it :D.

>>582082768
u banged 5 girls ?

>>582082348
nobody moves out before 25 where I live unless rich parents

canada here

>>582082768
I don't get laid

ive fucked 37 women. a lot of them were hot. some werent.

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>>582082768
>girls want sex

PFFFFFTTTT

>>582082932
he always does just like everyone browsing here

>>582060502
Now don't listen to other faggots here. What you want to do is very simple. If you have opportunity to hang your self than don't just do that. What you want to do is fuck up your surroundings a bit. What you should do is rip out a few of the wires from walls. You tie them up together around your neck, pull down your pants and jump out of the window. That way you should achieve the expected effect from hanging yourself. You get to shit yourself, die and have the hardest erection you'll get in your whole life. What's not to love?

>>582083885
I'm fuckin drunk now I may do an hero on cam for you /b/ros

>>582084189
oook do it bitch

>>582084370
what stream site

>>582060502
no you're not. if you were, you wouldnt be here

>>582084525
registered anywere since beforre?

>>582084525
have to aske someone else bro, not too knowledgeable on that kinda shit

so what stream site should he an hero on guise
?

btw, i dont wanna see u killing urself for a sick evil reason. I think its liberating.

>>582084189
yes

>>582084665
huh?

>>582082348

also all my friends (not that many) are more like acquaintances i dont really trust

the only guy im close with is just too immature to actually talk about anything beyond videogames kek


>>582082689

>im 22 and still living with my parents
nothing wrong with that even if you live in the usa imo

ya kind of

also the idea of marrying someone that could ruin my life later sounds very crazy, but this probably wont happen when i move out of my parents house for a couple years and relax, im already working my ass of to be able to, also trying to make it so i can peacefully live in here which necessarily involves turning into an unbearable spoiled kid and making them scared of me, since they wont just be nice by themselves, every opportunity i give them results in failure

what is so unbearable about living with my parents (and sister) is a long story but lets just say that i was psychologically abused whether intentionally or not, and although they seem to actually love me after all they are just too selfish, narcissistic and stubborn, and recently something else happened that made it an urgent need to get out. idk maybe sometimes its me too, the thing is my family is very weird and i grew up in it and got used to it so its hard to analyze it with a proper perspective. they are either extremely blind and stupid or outright evil

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PP...

I drink and smoke all day when not in the office, 32 living in Manhattan, piss in bottles and still fuck whenever, don't let anyone tell you different..
C.R.E.A.M

Get money, all else will follow. Unless you want the facade of "love", then your fucked...

>>582084893
dude my parents were the same way. awkward/self -centred and we never got close because of that.

but u sound like u know what u need to do to move on

>>582084682
sick reason?

>>582085416
I dont know what I meant with that statement dude. It was prbabbly a typo. What I should say is go ahead and do it if u really want to.

>>582084682
dunno, what's easy to get set up on while drunk?

OP could try livestream.com

>>582086170
I can do something for you bros

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>>582084525
Initiate end game..

Fuck dying without purpose

>>582084893
i was mentally abused by my father too, so i know how you feel and my family is really weird too. hard to explain to people who had regular families.

>>582086170
i dunno. just fucking kill yourself is easiest i guess lol.

>>582086641
if you're gonna do it let's get a stream set up and then make a new thread

>>582085310

ty man wish me luck, im gonna go sleep by the way and this thread will be deleted tomorrow so...

by the way a fun fact is that i noticed that my grand mother is just like my mother

they often argue (about dumb shit) and what each of them tells you that happened is completely different and both are 100% certain they are right, they are just completely blind when it comes to considering someone else's feelings kek

and my mother still doesnt realize she does the same, i gave her hints and she didnt get it, and if i literally said it she would go full rage mode and nothing would change anyway

BY THE WAY op dont fucking kill yourself, it would be just dumb, you can be happy if you dont, it being unlikely is not an excuse, the possibility is reason enough to try since suicide just makes you lose it all 100%

>>582086989
>hard to explain to people who had regular families

i know right /b/ro

>>582087101
sounds like a fucked up family, op. people with normal families dont get it.