/nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL
quiet posting so my mum doesn't wake up edition
>Nigger flag reporting in
*Yawn* so whatcha guys thinking about?
either that or pic related
You guys like moon tv?
where my Taurangay bros @?
You have hurt me more than I thought possible.
How can you not
A moment of respect for what would've been his 26th birthday.
>tfw when it's my birthday too
>tfw when it's my birthday too
Could have just said it's your birthday without using a dead guy for it you cunt.
>not going to wish you one because you do not deserve it.
All of their bits are just so hilarious within the context of a bumbling TV breakfast show. Especially when they do the most stupid/awkward shit in front of guests.
Fuck off cunt, wasn't asking for happy birthdays from anonymous cunts on a image board, all I was pointing out is that we shared the exact same birth date, I saw my 26th, and he didn't, which is shit, because if anyone deserved to be alive for it, it would be the elite level cricketing good cunt. Not the sad cunt posting on /b/ on his birthday
don't rustle my flimflams like that you kike licking bastard.
tfw you're semi-new here and you still can't greentext
That's literally it. It's blatantly obvious that the start of every greentext line has an > at the start, vs black text doesn't. Seriously. Either you're completely oblivious, or well done on the bait.
>why are IDs even back?
It's ok, you, it is ok.
Look, he's asking a serious question, no need to fucking lie to him, ok? Holy fuck.
And people wonder why Kiwis move to Australia.
>tfw haven't done this gimmick in almost a year
Guys im confused.
>i did this test on student link
>im only elible for student loan BUT not student allowance
Im staying at home btw, but i have no plan n getting a job while at uni so i kinda need that $30 evey week
>tfw Hello Venus will never be the same
What does ur dick look like. Describe to me, is it
A) dick is struggling and is purple when hard
b) dick is purple and looks like its been strangled
c) can b pulled back bit by bit but is extremely painful
I would advice u to warm up yo dick to loosen it up, apply some oil then start retracting the foreskin. "Hold yo foreskin with two fingas and pull away from your body", dont pull too hard or u will rip ur fucking dick right off and that will b a lot worse
Not a lot but i heard that if one of them earns 80k+ that i wont b eligble, so i guess that mom is earnng at least 80... Is there anyway i can trick the system into thibkong that shes earning below that amount???
idk about the 80k rule, i got that from careers advisor at school
Not actually sure if my info is correct since I'm not on studylink, only looked at it briefly as I'll need to apply for it if I wanna do a course next year, but I'm pretty sure it's 80k between BOTH parents.
Btw, to the guy who has phismosis, how long have u had it? If uve had it since birth then youll actually need steroid cresm to numb your dick. Its ez to get
This is true
The only way I can think of is to denounce your pearents and say you have not contact with them, but since you are living at home that might be difficult.
Do you live with both parents?
If one of them earns over $80,000 then say you live with the other one and have nothing to do with the high earner.
If they are together then you are shit out of luck unless you say you are totally independant from both of them.
If the test says you cant get it it means that one little answer will have thrown it off try again and think real hard about the answerers it told me no the first time.
And if you still cant get it you can get additional money given to you each week added to your loan
Pretty sure it matters not if your parents are separated. Mine are divorced and studylink still cut my brother's allowance the moment my dad got a new job.
Mhmmmmm interesting thanks guys
I reckon if the 80k is between parents that i might be eligible bcos my mom is a single parent..so even doe she earns somthing above that amount, it doesnt count
It matters a lot.
Mine are divorced and they didn't takr my dad into consideration at all because I filled out the appropriate forms to get him removed.
So, you're not actually "pretty sure" at all, are you?
Anyone else gonna be at auckland uni next year?
Fuck im confused but kinda understand what y'all r sayin
Ill just do the test again and have to force the answrrs to make me eligble for the student allowancd
It lets you apply properly that way and then when you hand in the necessary paperwork if your truly not eligible they will let you know by denying you
It's $80,000 all up. If your guardian (s) earn over $80,000 you aren't in line for it.
However, look into seeing whether you can get some of the Student Allowance and some of the Living Costs.
Not evenyone can get the full allowance but many can get some and they top it up with the living costs.
Such a lad, he was pretty much sponsoring the event with wakachangi beer. Everyone had to drink to enter and you won like 10 boxes or something for the champ
Ye, if u need to speed up the process then buy the the cream. You'll still need to do stretching but it will help. If youre not in a hurry, then just put oil on yo dick or wrap it in warm cloth... The cream is quite expensivd
what year tho?
Leigh out at a flat party in dunners
Your child can’t get a student allowance if you receive more than:
$84,016.80 gross, if your child lives with you while they study
$91,264.01 gross, if your child doesn’t live with you while they study.
Do u have the pic of yoona at the airport?? U posted it last nite, shes like smiling and its nite time. I wanna set it as wallpaper. Alg if u dont find it
Btw, thnks for all the replies to my studentlink question
I caught up to Akatsuki no Yona, but i'm still behind on other shit shows that I don't know why I'm still watching
Then i ended up watching moments from older shows including ToraDora kek
3200 who's selling the green stuff
I know tht feel bro
alg bro, just logged in to pc and found it
>mfw i found it
Go back and read what I wrote.
Write out your reply and, before you post it, go back and read what I said again.
I'll give you a hint. I am not questioning the figures you provided from Studylink.
Nah m8 you just wrote a snide remark about what my mum makes. Im still struggling to find out how what my mum makes is relevant to the other guy
dw i'll get distracted shortly, disappear, return in half an hour and continue posting the iconic images of mangamez in our time
I go with the flow, the whiskey flow
Wtf. She looks like Majin Buu
Fuck it i'm tired
Good night again bros, for real this time :^)
sounds like fun, enjoy anon
Isn't too bad.
>tfw no one talks about it on /a/
>Im still struggling to find out how what my mum makes is relevant to the other guy
I see what's happened.
You're not him and I'm, sadly, me.
>still you're in the wrong for talking to me
A feel I know all too well, house sitting in hill suburbs fuuucking sucks
Fucking fob cunts.
So a car being driven by two worthless Kiwis goes off a cliff ... whats the real tragedy?
That every single NZ passport holding cunt wasn't forced off the cliff into the fucking ocean, bazooka'd, nuked, pipebombed, fumigated and electrocuted like the worthless untermensch they are.
Also you cheat at Rugby.
>Looked after my grandmas for a month. loneliest time of my life
Looked after mine for 10 or so days and bloody enjoyed it.
>tfw a loner, so, probably a bit different to you
>does your mum earn $84,000 or not?
Someone do me a favour and tell me what hall life is like at uni
>tfw she'll never smile like she used to
>Thought we had reached an agreement :(
I've always enjoyed your company.
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
lmao tf cunt
this is the pic
anything you can do, i can do BIGGER~
Say hi to your mum for me, bro.
Vic, Boulcott, Comp Sci
Pinocchio, which is currently airing
lead is a qt
What are you planning on doing and where?
Was thinking of majoring in physics as well but I haven't really decided yet. Really need to get this shit sorted.
Chur m8, wish we could be saying the same to phil
Article: Pritz in controversy over imperial flag album jacket picture following Nazi outfits
1. [+195, -15] They're not even embarrassing the country anymore, it's come to the point where I think they're traitors... there's a line that shouldn't be crossed even with noise marketing, do they not get that???????? Knock it off already, this is just embarrassing.
2. [+182, -11] Not showing interest or commenting is the best solution to them
3. [+181, -35] I don't even know who this group is and I can't believe they're ruining Korea's image like this... do they not realize that if controversies get out, they're putting the whole country at stake?
4. [+136, -9] This group is an example of how important history education is
5. [+113, -3] Their company's shameless ㅡㅡ How can they embarrass the country like this?
6. [+21, -1] Does their company not have brains? They seriously consider this noise marketing?
7. [+19, -0] They're doing this on purpose right? It's best to show no interest
8. [+19, -0] So not only are they messing with Europeans but Asians now too ㅋㅋ... The balls..
>Th.e F.ap.p.enning F.u.l.l C.ol.l.e.c.t.ion
Nice man, I'm really hoping for classes sometime during the middle of the day. I guess if I actually got the application done I would know.
>It's free to think of the Nazis when you look at the X shaped armband. We are not them, but Pritz. Pritz who come to the earth to save you. We are Pretty Rangers In the Terrible Zone, PRITZ.
how can one girl group be so based?
let this thread die pls