You all deserve to die
I already posted that :^)
>double penetration post
>hold onto your slides
OK, I laughed
>Live with my wife at a mental asylum, we work there as grounds keepers.
>Been working here since I was 25
>Life is okay, but still not where I wanna be
>Wake up early on a saturday
>Go to the balcony and light a joint
>See my wife coming home from her midnight shift
>Call down to her "what's up sherry"
>She doesn't hear me
>Shout louder "HEY SHERRY"
>She still doesn't hear me
>Scream as loud as I possibly can "WHAT'S GOING ON SHERRY"
>She comes upstairs and I ask her "did you hear me calling?
>She says no, asked if I even tried yelling loud enough
>Did I try?
>Oh my god did I try
>I tried all that time
>In this institution.
3/kumquat it was alright
>sitting in my English class
>a question is asked
>hands go up to answer the question
>lecturer points to Annie, he says "you, by the window, the African"
>she says she's never even been to Africa.
>he says that her descendants are from Africa.
>"so are yours", she says back.
>teacher says he's Christian and evolution never happened and that blacks and white aren't the same people.
>gasps heard around the class.
>Annie looks upset
>"Not different species, but more like a bike and a unicycle." he says.
>"Which one am I?" says Annie.
>He instantly proclaims, "You're the unicycle!"
>Annie runs from the class, the teacher is in hot pursuit.
>I looked out to see what had happened
>She was struck down, it was her doom
>there's bloodstains on the wall
>"Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?"
>she tells me she was hit by, she was struck by, a smooth criminal.
Banana 1, terrorists 0
You mean this?
The anon who wrote this, came back just the other night and greentexted another story, which I'll post in the reply. Was up until ~7am waiting for him to finish it.
and still no original banana is posted, proud of you all right now.
Obama really likes his really, really, really funny bananas.
le really, really, really funny banana doge
I really, really want to believe this story is true. It might not be funny, but it has that certain beautiful magic that most children's movies lack in recent years.
I could make a whole ylyl thread myself with just really, really, really funny bananas.
Your face when you see another ylyl thread full of bananas.
Beauty is in the eye of the banana.
Yes, good goyim, make another YLYL thread.
>Be 16 years old
>Very influential and loved annoying people
>Saw nedges random cowboy rodeo
>decided to start jumping on randoms at school
>Successfully ride strangers for 12 seconds plus
>Friends amazed at my skill
>Be soaking up all the glory
I'd almost rather see all these fucking banana pictures than those fake graded papers.
>find a big fat dude, 6'2" easily
>he's playing four square with a tennis ball unaware of my pouncing skills
>leap straight up onto him, jump a bit high
>pretty much strangling his neck while he flails around trying to get rid of me
>slapping him on the ass screaming WOAAAAAH NELLY the whole time
>he runs forward and trips over
>faceplants into wall scrapes up face badly
>I freak out and run away around a corner
>be period 3
>get called up to principles office
YFW you open this thread
>principle sits down with serious look on his face, fat kid next to him with dried blood and scraps + huge lump next to eye from collision
>tells whole story to principle while I sit there looking amazed
>Casually tell the principle it wasn't, a friend vouched for me I was on the soccer pitch all lunch
>I say"I bet this is another stupid mix up like that other redhead kid I always got mistaken for in primary school"
>other red head gets called up to office
>whole story told again to him while I am trying not to laugh
>he denies it, couldn't believe they are blaming him but no one could vouch for where he was at lunch
>Fat kid is raging, he knew it was me but doesn't have the proof
>fat kid looks like he is gonna blow a nut, principle asks him to leave
The day the keks stood still.
Banana gets a makeover.
>principle talks to both us red heads seriously
>asks who ever it was to confess
>crack the shits and pretty much treat him like a racist *no blacks at our school*
>Office assistant walks in to calm me down
>I ask her if she thinks the principle is racist
>blank face, walks out straight away
>blame the red head "ratty piece of shit always smoking behind the school, of course he is trying to get me in trouble"
> principle asks me to leave
>go to lockers, angry rednut comes out.. apparently is being suspended
>about to punch me when one of my lame skinny friends makes a joke about him being angry
>lame friend knocked to the ground one hit
>principle rushes over and screams at the psycho ginger cunt
>apologises for blaming me
>Principle turns around and starts walking towards office
>Moment of glory has arrived
>Charge at the principle and leap one leg over shoulder other one gripped under his armpit
> flailing about wildly screaming WOAH NELLY
> Decided to go all in - "THIS RACIST BULL NEEDS TO BE TAMED"
>principle still struggling as he falls to the ground and gets knocked unconcious
>Teachers saw nothing but heard it and rush over
>Blame the angry red head with blood on his knuckles from previous punch
>He gets dragged away to the office screaming it was me
>it was a good day
Me right now.
Is it that time of year again?
Very punny my friend. :^)
Yeah, I discovered this a while back. The entire website is fucking retarded
legendary? says the guys who made it?
I just jerked off to the thought of fucking your mothers in the ass : ) and that isn't an insult guys, that's a motherfucking fact, nigger.
Wonder what pain Heaven is going through now
Can you spot the banana? Official IQ test, 93% fail it!
sadly it is not, it is chemo
and not as bad as this day/weeks
Oops, a repost!
> Come home after a long day at work
> See this
> What do?
i actually kind of enjoy some of the banana fan stuff. i've even had a few laughs from shit like pic related.
i love banana.
Hello newfriend, is this your first day on the internet? Please visit encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended for advice on what to do if the really, really, really funny banana offends you. Sorry to see that you are upset.
I scrolled through the whole encyclopediadramica article and the bottom ad said I'm not eligible to work in the united states...is that all it takes to get citizenship now?
YLYL is reposted crap, not OC. Ruin all YLYL threads, reposters fuck off back to whatever their favorite may may hole is...or maybe just for the lulz. Who knows?