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Let's do this /b/ros. Here's how it goes. Call them,

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Let's do this /b/ros. Here's how it goes. Call them, ask for battle toads, post stories. Let's do this. Pic related
313-345-400
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>>581916278
no
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>>581916278
you, uh, missed a number
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>>581916382
rekt
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why
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I pooped a little
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>>581916278
>ring
>Hello american jewlery and loan.
>Hi do you have Battle toads?
>Can you say that again sir?
>Battle. Toads.
>No sir we don't have any battle toads.
>Battle toads. I need it.
>Have a nice night sir
>Click
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>>581916278
That show is a respected documentary about the urban lives of apes and their greedy jewish trainers

>why not ask them about nig nog related issues?

>Hi, I need a cat of 9 tales to beat my housenigger, do you have any available?
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(313) 345-4000

>ring
>Hello American Jewlery and Loan
>hi I'm looking for a Darren Wilson autograph
>Okay, were you looking for a card or? What sport did he play?
>He was an exterminator
>Why would we have an exterminators autograph?
>He's a world class exterminator. How have you not heard of him?
>Doesn't answer why we'd have his autograph
>HE KILLS NIGGERS
>click
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>>581916456

313-345-400.0
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>>581917045
10/10
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>>581917045
Rekt
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>>581916771
Please do.
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Bumping for potentioal
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bump
too beta to do myself. maybe ill brave up soon.
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>>581917045
You... I like you...
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>>581917045
round 2 new person

>ring
>Hello American Jewlery and Loan
>hi I'm looking for a Darren Wilson autograph
>Okay, and what does he play?
>He played baseball a long time ago Designated hitter for the Missouri Lawmakers
>Lawmakers? I haven't heard of the..wait you mean the dude from Ferguson?
>Yes. Homerun hitter.
>What the fuck man
>click
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>>581917045
if this actually happened 10/10
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tried to call again got same nigger
not sure how many people are on shift
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>>581917706
>Homerun hitter
More like homeboy hitter, amirite?
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post vocaroos please, it'll be more hilarious
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>>581916681
>called again
>ring
>hello american jewelry and loan
>hi do you have any ww2 stuff
>sure what are you looking for
>i m really a fan of Hitler
>silence
>HE KILLED THE FILTHY JE-
>click
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>>581917045
>>581917706

2 excellents in a row. Could it be possible? A prank thread with good content?
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>>581916278
Bumping
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OP is a faggot
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>>581918107
top kek
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FUCK, THEY CLOSED
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Disgusting jews

I hope all you goyim know jews hate your guts, and they curse you daily. they hate you so much they go as far as cursing the food you eat...seriously.

Wake up to this FACT before it's too late.
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VOCAROOS VOCAROOS VOCAROOS VOCAROOS VOCAROOS VOCAROOS
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tried to call again and nobody answered..not sure if they recognized my number.
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>>581918484
Stop trying to stir up bullshit you know isn't true
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>>581918483
SHIEEEEEET!
well, who's business is open?
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>>581916278
More liek American Jewery and Loan, amirite.
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>>581918815
Let's do taco bell
>mfw order some battle toads
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im down for da bell
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>>581919006
no battle toads, ask for food but only if prepared by whites because you don't want any filthy niggers touching your food
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>>581918702
It is true!
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Bunch of dirty rat faced kikes. Jews hate goyim and that is a fact, Those rat faces are the true supremacists and think the goyim are put on earth to serve them. This show proves what money grubbing rats they are. Jew exploit the city apes and the day the city apes finally realize that the jews better run fast.
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Someone call KFC for the Mike Brown special
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(702) 385-7912

>ring
>hello Gold and Silver Pawn Shop
>hi I'm looking for a Mike Brown autograph.
>What sport and any particular item?
>Probably basketball and no particular item. Don't think he could read or write.
>Uh..okay. You're not sure if it was basketball?
>He was really tall and big. I think it was.
>Okay. Give me a minute
>hold for 2min
>Yeah I've never heard of him. We don't have anything autographed by him.
>You haven't heard of him? They did parades in his honor in Missouri.
>Nope.
>MIKE BROWN? YOU REALLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF HIM?
>No sir.
>What about Darren Wilson?
>Sport?
>Nigger killer
>You motherf..
>click
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>>581917706
TOP KEK
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>>581918815
740-363-993.1
Let's do this
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>>581919410
Oh you...
seriously, someone archive this thread
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This thread is nice
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>ring
>hello Gold and Silver Pawn Shop
>Hi, do you do engravings?
>We can, yes. Do you have something you want engraved?
>Yeah, can you do slides to pistols?
>Sure, did you want anything in particular because there are certain things we can't engrave due to copyright.
>Yeah, just a quote.
>Of?
>Just "Man, I'm dying for a swisher" -Mike Brown
>that's not even funny
>click
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>>581920495

KEK.
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>>581919565
No answer sir
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^^
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>Hello, Pizza Hut, how may I help you
>Hi, I would like a pizza but... I have some issues regarding hygiene...
>Sir, let me assure you, we have extremely high standards where it comes to hygiene in our cooking areas
>Yeah... but are the people making the pizzas pure white? I don't want any niggers or cholos touching my food
>Huh... I... wa...
>click
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>>581920495
Oh lawdy that's good
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>>581920928
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>>581916278
fail
>forgot a number
and it's
>ask for battle toads AND call them niggers
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>>581921301
>ask for battle toads
seriously faggots, the thread is being nice so far, battletoads isn't original, stick with the racist program

>ask for old canisters of zyklon B from the WWII era
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>ring
>hello Gold and Silver Pawn Shop
>hello this is the LVPD, we've been getting reports of shops around here getting called and being harassed about what's going on in Ferguson, MO. Has anybody called you?
>Yeah we got a few phone calls but it was nothing serious.
>Okay, can I have the phone number associated with those calls?
>It was on a separate phone, hold on.
>rustling etc
>123456789
>Okay. I'm going to file an official report, is that ok?
>Yeah, that's fine.
>Okay. For future reference, tell them you can't flim flam the wil man.
>Huh?
>You can't flim flam the wil man.
>What is that?
>Just saying that you can't beat Darren Wilson and his merry band of nigger haters
>What the hell? This is the LVPD?
>This is the LV department of flim flammin the wil man
>click
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Be thankful I have a reserve of burner phones
(314) 522-3100
>Ferguson Police Department, how may I assist you
>Hi, just wanted to congradulate your department for you great job cleaning our streets. Officer Wilson did god's work killing that filthy nigger.
>Sir, that is extremely inapropriate, we'll be tracking your phone num
>click
threw the phone over my apartment's window
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>>581922590
fuuuuuckkk
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>called
>ring
>hello american jewelry and loan
>hi do you have any ww2 stuff
>sure what are you looking for
>i m really a fan of Hitler
>silence
>HE KILLED THE FILTHY JE-
>click

Haha I'll have to try this again it was fun!
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More ideas of where to call...
Any jew museum or some important jew association open?
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>>581924015
Your mom's pussy
>ohhhhhh
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>>581924232
According to my dad, no living soul can handle the cold
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This thread should go down in history.
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I keep trying to call the pawn shop to participate but I can't get a person
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>>581918107
>>581923914
wtf
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What can I call the whitehouse about?
Ideas, pls
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Called Mcdonalds
Ask for buffet
Hello Mcdonalds
Hey what is on your dollar menu?
Goes on for like 2 minutes
Does that come with buffet?
Excuse me?
The buffet 608
Are you fucking kidding me 328
Is that a yes?
The buffet?4231
click
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>>581924938
Ask if Michelle still wants to go watermelon picking.
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>>581919392
The micheal brown: 4 pieces of fried chicken, a lead salad and a free box of swishers
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>ring
>hello Gold and Silver Pawn Shop
>Hello sir, my name is Narred Nosliw and I'm with the LVPD
>okay, sure. You want to stop calling us?
>Excuse me?
>You aren't funny man.
>Listen here, I'm calling about a report so if you want to lose the attitude son, maybe we can get somewhere.
>So you are serious? You're actually the LVPD?
>Yes.
>And you said your name is Narred Nosliw?
>Yes. Now I'll ask the questions.
>O..okay.
>Have you ever been associated with any racist parties?
>What? No!
>Sir, it is our knowledge that you were in Ferguson, MO whenever the verdict to not indict officer Wilson was announced.
>I've never even been there.
>DON'T YOU FLIM FLAM THE WIL MAN
>You've got to be fucking kiddi-
>click
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>>581924015

no need, we're here, owning all the media
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