So tonight, half-drunk, I came up with an idea: I'm going to try to catfish my little sister on kik to get nudes.
Before even starting, though, I've decided to consult /b/'s genius. If done correctly, this could be really awesome, but it could be very easily fucked up. Here's some of the questions I have >Where can I find numerous pictures of an 18-19 year old guy to pretend to be, including but not limited to nudes? >How can I explain how I randomly added her on kik? >Does kik at any point every display your actual phone number? I need to avoid this at all costs >Most importantly, how the hell do I charm the hell out of her and get nudes?
Let's put our heads together, /b/rothers. If this is successful, I'll of course share the win with all of you, although I doubt it'd be successful tonight. It's a long-term project, but the potential reward will be worth the investment.
>Where can I find numerous pictures of an 18-19 year old guy to pretend to be, including but not limited to nudes? Photobucket recent images is a good place to start, >>>/soc/ might have some, could also ask here, just explain your plan and I'm sure you'll find some contributors.
>How can I explain how I randomly added her on kik? That's a tough one, if possible say you found it on instagram/fb/whatever social media she uses
>Does kik at any point every display your actual phone number? I need to avoid this at all costs No, it does not
>Most importantly, how the hell do I charm the hell out of her and get nudes? Use lots of stupid emoticons, lol at her jokes, tease her gently, send progressively naked-er pics, and say "your turn"
Also do it late at night, that's when sisters are horniest for their brothers.
>long term here's where you're being a shithead, is she a teenager? Then you can probably get them within the night, if not within the week. Just say nice things to her but don't be a pussy. BLAM her teenage vagina wants it bad and you start sending pictures. Some guys say don't try to get nudes if you guys open up with clothed pics, this is probably true in the long term, but if you go within the week it's totally normal to start with face, then go to body, then get dirtier as time goes on.
>>581756267 >That's a tough one, if possible say you found it on instagram/fb/whatever social media she uses
I've looked on all of them though and none of them have her kik listed. I found it just by guessing it.
I'm also really worried because the picture on her kik is pretty old. Is there a way I can tell if she uses it anymore or not?
>>581756539 The thing is she's pretty innocent. It would be entirely believable if I learned she just never sent nudes to any guy. It's pretty unlikely I'll get them tonight since it's Thanksgiving, I'm sure she's with our family doing family shit.
>>581757048 >I've looked on all of them though and none of them have her kik listed. I found it just by guessing it. How internet savvy is she? Can you make up some bullshit about a "hot or not website where you saw her pic and thought you'd hit her up"? Or will she know that's not true?
>I'm also really worried because the picture on her kik is pretty old. Is there a way I can tell if she uses it anymore or not? I _THINK_ that if someone hasn't logged in for a while and you message them, it notifies you like "so and so hasn't logged in for a while", but I could be wrong.
>>581757268 She's not particularly internet savvy but she's not stupid either. She knows she's not just on some random website.
>>581757364 >not my goal >ive never slept with her? >im not sure she'd have sex with a regular guy let alone her brother >what kind of girl just randomly fucks a dude just because theyre cuddling? shit if it was that easy i would get laid all the time
>>581757636 >>not my goal sure thing buddy >>ive never slept with her? fair enough >>im not sure she'd have sex with a regular guy let alone her brother you'd be surprised >>what kind of girl just randomly fucks a dude just because theyre cuddling? shit if it was that easy i would get laid all the time it really is that easy, but don't expect it to happen instantly, expect a couple of hours of petting.
>>581758448 I already have a fake account just to look around. That's how I found her in the first place, but like I said, I just guessed her name based on knowing her. I can't find any feature that pairs you with random users.
>>581758875 She'd be smart enough to at least go look for it.
Quick, someone actually write that app so we can use it.
>>581758957 Yeah, but screwing it up once will make her suspicious of subsequent attempts. I'd rather plan like hell and get it right the first time than just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks for that reason.
>>581757048 Ah fair enough, it is thanksgiving. here's the awesome thing about catfishing though, try to get it the first night, then if it doesn't work you can try for something more long term with a different account. But you know your sister better than I, while I do warn that she might be a skank on the inside the choices will lie within yourself, perverted anon.
>>581760138 I dunno, she's never really had a real boyfriend, so the "skank on the inside" thing is a little hard to believe.
What I really need to do first is build up the backstory. Who is this guy, how did he get her kik, why is he messenging her, and so on. That needs to be bulletproof before we can move on to anything else.
>>581760373 But if it's fairly easy to make, I don't know why it wouldn't exist already?
>>581760428 Shit, this looks like it has some potential. Don't really know how to work it though. Is it just for everyone who has kik, or do you have to specifically fill out your profile on kikfriends to be added to it?
>>581760717 Well there's always the teenage boys who are too dumb to use anything but kik.
So is she your full on sis or like a half sister? And just make an account and do I a test run with some random guy. You can always find pics on Facebook and if she asks for returns just grab a random chode from either a porn thread or google
>>581760505 While your opinion on her has merit, do keep in mind there's plenty of brothers out there that DONT know just how dirty their sisters are. For all you know she might be a goody two shoes in your town but on a trip she met some random heart throb and sucked his cock while he fingered her.
My point is you're kinda missing in the confidence department, and there's plenty of "innocent" girls out there that have a super slut side somewhere inside.
Although you might want to talk to an Anon who's good at bringing that side out, as I'll be the first to say I'm not entirely certain how to create it if it's not already loud and proud.
OP, i am the master of getting nudes on kik. I have convinced girls i am fucking justin beiber, and have gotten uncountable amounts of nudes from them. If you wish to gain some knowledge on this magical craft, please create a fake kik and post username here, and i will message you and share some of my wisdom. >pic motherfucking related
I'd like to do a test run, but the problem is I don't know where to get a kik name for the girl in the test run.
>>581761476 Catfish, as in, pretend to be someone else to get nudes.
>>581761605 >While your opinion on her has merit, do keep in mind there's plenty of brothers out there that DONT know just how dirty their sisters are. For all you know she might be a goody two shoes in your town but on a trip she met some random heart throb and sucked his cock while he fingered her.
This is actually how this came about. Something similar to this may have happened, so my primary goal in trying to get nudes is really to figure out if she's secretly really dirty or is as innocent as she comes off.
add her, say you got it from a girl you met irl, she just told you what it was, couldn't remember, searched around, found this one. turns out it's not the girl you were talking to, but she is way cuter so ask if she wants to chat
bitches love when you say they are better than other bitches
>>581762340 I don't publicly broadcast my wisdom, a good magician never reveals his tricks. Plus if too many people find out some of the stuff i know it will be less likely to work for me if too many do it, so yeah.
>>581762412 Mtv made a show about it after a 18 year old guy drove 1000s of miles to meet this girl he had an online relationship with, and after he got to her house she turned out to be a 35 yr old mom with kids and shit.shattered him all
One thing I'm noticing in my search for her internet presence is that she is far from the only girl out there with her name. We have a fairly common last name and I'm finding a ton of girls with the same name that aren't her...
>>581762568 This might have some potential. I'm thinking of going the mistaken identity route.
>>581762576 Fair enough, but I don't want to post my kik on /b/ for obvious reasons.
>>581762727 >Think about how much this will destroy her confidence at such an early age.
By doing what? It's not like she's ever going to find out. The end goal isn't to blackmail her or anything. I just want to 1) find out if my sister is secretly a slut and 2) see her naked.
>>581763297 OP just make a quick fake account, post username, i message you (with proof its me) and then you give me another acocunt to message you on. Just make the fake account something like niggerdicks69420yolo, something that cant be connected to you
>>581762412 >Ok! Catfish means to portray someone fake. Like make a random identity , and convince somebody that theyre real.
Is that soda... in my day we called that the internet just being the internet. Then "trolling". And maybe even "roleplaying". Nothing on the internet is real! Now "catfish" eh...
Well I don't understand why'd they call that "catfish" or the etymology behind it or if you'd care to explain that.
Thank you for the explanation.
>>581762694 >Mtv made a show about it after a 18 year old guy drove 1000s of miles to meet this girl he had an online relationship with, and after he got to her house she turned out to be a 35 yr old mom with kids and shit.shattered him all
Well, that's a great story.
That's what you get for believing things on the internet.
If you don't like it you shouldn't go on the internet.
>>581763645 One time i told this justin bieber crazy retard that i was gonna kill myself, and she went CRAZY and started sending videos of her screaming and crying telling me not to do it, oh god that was funny as shit hahah. Il see if i have any screenshots
>>581763640 Here's what I'm going to do. I'll make a throw away email account and you can send me messages there. Just give me a couple minutes to set it up, I'm doing a million things at once right now.
>>581763784 Catfish have very poor eyesight so they can't really recognize each other without actually touching Useless trivia of the day
>>581763784 They names it catfish because in the documentary a character tells a story of how seafood suppliers had trouble shipping live cod from the U.S. to China – on arrival, the meat was mushy because the cod had been sluggish. But the suppliers found that if they put one of the cod’s natural enemies, the catfish, in the tank with them, they stayed active, and the exercise made their flesh stay firmer and tastier. So the story goes.
“There are those people who are catfish in life,” the character says, “and they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank god for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn't have somebody nipping at our fin.”
>>581764704 We haven't even accomplished anything yet I've seen way more impressive feats in my day Fuck, if I remember correctly, /b/ got a pedophile in Canada arrested once But we can get there. I believe.
>>581764209 >Catfish have very poor eyesight so they can't really recognize each other without actually touching >Useless trivia of the day
Oh. Thanks, I guess...
>>581764487 >They names it catfish because in the documentary a character tells a story of how seafood suppliers had trouble shipping live cod from the U.S. to China – on arrival, the meat was mushy because the cod had been sluggish. But the suppliers found that if they put one of the cod’s natural enemies, the catfish, in the tank with them, they stayed active, and the exercise made their flesh stay firmer and tastier. So the story goes.
I don't even. Well chinese people are fucking stupid and evil because they eat shark fins that have no fucking flavor.
>“There are those people who are catfish in life,” the character says, “and they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank god for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn't have somebody nipping at our fin.”
Oh. They basically equate the catfish to a "troll" then. I actually whole-heartedly agree with that statement. That's what I've been saying this entire time. If you get rid of trolls then you have nothing to get rid of cancer and that's even worse.
>>581766504 >>581766696 This is actually not that bad of idea, if you do it right you may get her to fall for you, and once you make sure she is head over heels, get drunk one night, and start saying things only her boyfriend would know or say, and confess you've been in love with her all along, if you fail you can always say it started as a joke, but you realized you can't choose who you fall in love with. You won't look bad at all. >inb4 I don't actually love her, just want to see her naked It takes a lie to fuck her right
So it just occurred to me that, because she's underage, this thread much actually be considered committing a crime. For that reason, I've decided to forgo getting nudes from her. The new plan is just to talk to her and figure out if she's as innocent as she comes off. Sorry if that makes any of you lose interest, but I hope you'll stick with me.
>>581767205 Make yourself searchable on kikfriends and we'll talk
OP just go the route of saying you thought it was someone else. there is really no other option.have your library of pics and backstory built up. say you are from a nearby town like an hour or 2 away so she thinks there could be potential for meeting irl. that way she willo become closer to you instead of just sending some random guy nudes on kik
>>581767346 I have, but I mean, she's my sister. I can't really look at her objectively.
>>581767395 >say you are from a nearby town like an hour or 2 away so she thinks there could be potential for meeting irl. Now this is interesting. I was planning on doing the opposite, being from somewhere relatively far away so she would never ask to meet me.
>>581766696 I thought about that, but you can always act like you don't even like each other, it's the best shot you've got.
Every time she ask you about him just tell her to stop talking to that weirdo and end it there, every time she talks to your fake persona say it's her brother who is a weirdo, and you only want to be her friend, I don't know, but if you do it right, she'd have no reason to stop talking to you at all.
However, I would reommend something like skype, at night, if you give her a fake kik whether she's associated with you or not she'll figure out you only answer when she isn't around eventually. If you are in front of your computer, or answer skype by phone, she won't be suspicious, at least as much.
Hating your fake persona will only reassure her is someone who her family disprove of, making her to at least want to like the guy just because girls tend to do that a lot.
>>581767543 Agreed, the nudes were really just to see if she would do it.
>>581767535 You're trying too hard, dude. I told you what you need to do if you want to help.
>>581767747 >However, I would reommend something like skype, at night, if you give her a fake kik whether she's associated with you or not she'll figure out you only answer when she isn't around eventually. If you are in front of your computer, or answer skype by phone, she won't be suspicious, at least as much. This isn't that big of an issue. I don't live at home anymore, so "when she isn't around" is most of the time.
>>581767356 >she's underage >she is socially needy >she will do anything for attention >she is incredibly gullible >she doesn't have a bf >even if she suspects it's you she'll be at least curious to see were it leads her >she is a fricking virgin >she will enjoy talking to your fake persona more if you say you hate him, and vice versa
>>581767032 I like to do a thing called the D.E.N.N.I.S system. -Demonstrate Value - Tell her you like to oick up medication for your sick grandma. -Engage Physically- Do this by seeing her a shitty picture of her name with hearts around it. Show her you're interested. -Nurture Dependence - Call her and tell her you're going to rape her in her sleep and hang up. Make sure to *67 it. That, or make another fake kik and completely shatter her self esteem. -Neglect Emotionally - Ignore messages and/or change subject when she talks about her problems. -Inspire Hope - Send her a message days later. Tell her you had mixed emotions and didn't know how to express them. Mention how you miss your conversations and you wanna be fully committed. When you get the nudes you then - Separate Entirely.-
>>581767986 OP i did put myself on kik friends look just fucking message me i know how to manipulate the kik app and send pics from kik cam that are from gallery, i can creat fake instagrams and facebook with hundreds of followers and friends, i have send/save snapchats from gallery, and i have the perfect background story. OP MY KIK FOLDER IS 5 GIGS LET ME HELP YOU NIGGA.
>>581768082 Like I said, I disagree. Associating him with me would only raise suspicion (especially since I'm so much older than her), plus she isn't the "do stuff just to piss off her parents" type. Mostly because our parents are old drunks who wouldn't get pissed at us even if we burnt the house down.
>>581768450 I'll make some shit up, if I can get her to talk to me she'll never stop, also I can add her on a real fb I will probably never meet her though, so I can just pass her along when I get bored, I doubt we'd live in the same country
you fucking autistic retard dont make this complicated. say you were looking for a girl of a similar name and found her on accident, say shes cute etc... have a good profile pic. she'll wont know. girls are stupid
>>581768342 I can't find cuntcockniggerdick on kikfriends. We need to figure out why. It would really be more helpful for all of us if you were willing to communicate by email, but if you refuse that, you at least need to get yourself showing up on kikfriends.
>>581768447 I told you, it's not about the nudes anymore. It's about information. And only I really know the things I want to ask her, so it has to be me that ultimately does it.
>>581768865 I never actually do the last step though, I actually call hit an run to the start of it, which I do in many phases too,
>shower with attention >she's unwilling to let me in to her life >for whatever reason >I like you anyway >when I know she's at the pinnacle of what I can get at that point >separate completely >comes back 100% with open arms
I only "separated completely" from girls who I've actually dated a few times, and I got a kick out of telling them all the steps I used to get them and never ever loved them, after hours of convincing they finally gave in to the idea the have been played all along
>>581769701 ...can...u...ugh...help a bitch out? I'm in the single digits, wanna make it double....currently at 4.4k :/ pls...have good feed, just can't get past 200 likes and would love if I could hit my goal
>>581769351 maybe but do you think she would suspect it was her own brother? not in a million years unless your a creepy motherfucker that gives off that vibe to her. she would think its just some random dude with no connection to you. she would never suspect you OP so there is nothing to lose from it. there's really no other option than to pretend you accidentally found her from searching for another girl
Okay, I've found someone with the same name and a similar kik name, so I know who we're pretending to be looking for, and by association, where we're from. But we need to build a bit more backstory on this guy,
>>581771285 You're missing out. It's been one of /b/'s best adventures in a while.
Recent-ish breakup (month or so ago), for sympathy points. Keep it as a trump card incase you're fucking it up, then if she thinks you're being a bit weird just say "sorry, been thinking about my ex a little bit recently, broke up a month ago but only just starting to reall miss her", it's foolproof.
>>581771507 You may need to remove that censor for the purposes of this operation. Are you willing to do that, Running Water Martinez bin Muhammed?
>>581771616 That's what I mean. What route should we go with this info? I know he's going to be 20, and I have a rough idea where he goes to school, but what's his name? What's he like? What does he do for fun?
>>581771734 Really? Interesting. Are they people you have friends in common with?
>>581771841 >Not exactly the same, but you should know what kind of guys she'd be attracted to, so make it shine. That's the problem, I really don't. I mean, I have some idea, but it's pretty vague. Like I said, it's going to be a slightly older guy, probably one who has some abs and can make her laugh. But I don't really know what else beyond that.
>>581771507 Let's go with Guatemalan since it's a convenient mixture of Hispanic and native, since it's very likely a Spainish conquistador vigorously ravaged a poor Mayan girl and blasted his superior Europurean jizz in that tight native pusssss
>>581772007 If you need info as on what to say you can always contact, I can email you, and you so you can get my email and I'll answer as soon as I read it, I may even help you out with the whole convo for a while.
>>581772310 I agree with the breakup thing and the family stuff, it shows value. Use the Guatemalan guy's story and I can help you out with the rest, it should really be authentic to the pics you get from him.
Another sympathy trump card (Don't play it if you use the ex one, it's a different approach) is a recently deceased relative approach incase of a bad fuckup. Unfortunately I had to use this one in a real situation, but heck, it works. But don't go for that shit if she just says "that was a bit weird", say that shit if she's going a bit mad about something being fucked up and just say "sorry, my mind isn't in the right place right now, I lost my uncle earlier this week, sorry if I offended you". Confirmed on one occaision that it works Anon, but it's a bit more of a gamble than missing an ex, especially if you're not experiencing the actual emotion of losing someone at the current moment in time.
>>581771616 Age: 18-20 your pick Hobbies: eating sex smoking weed drinking getting fucked up on drugs working out; usual young cool guy stuff Work as a truck driver (can deliver pics) School: dropped out and got GED Or Graduated and goes to community college Origin: born in New Jersey but moved a lot lived mostly in Texas or California idk you decide Or how about born in Guatemala and got visa and is now looking for friends? We need more legal spics, enough sad immigrant stories Penis if she wants it Protip-shefuckingwillm8
>>581773082 yes i do, I can email it to you, other than that I'd use my own personality based on what you tell me it's already been said and be loyal to it, besides, I also Speak Spanish if needed, I'm Spanish.
>>581773082 So because i called you a nigger you think im just here to troll you? My god you're retarded. Dude, you're fucking going about this all wrong. Most girls wont send nudes to some random stranger on the internet, you gotta pretend to be someone she knows. God damnit OP i had this whole thing worked out
>>581773093 Yeah, I think missing ex fits a little more with mistakes involving sexual things, but we can play that card as well if the opportunity presents itself.
Here's another question that's arisen: When should I do this? I think doing it tonight is probably not enough time to get ready, but tomorrow's Black Friday, she may be out all day, and then the next night is Saturday night. Ideally we want to do this at a time where she would be alone, right?
>>581773215 Again, read the thread. We're not getting nudes. But I will hail Maisie
>>581773223 I wouldn't say sex, a player isn't really her style. I'm thinking this girl he just broke up with is the only girl he's ever had sex with. Not a lot of drugs, but smokes the occasional joint.
Truck driver I think is a little too blue collar. He's going to be in college, maybe work somewhere part time. Dunno what he should be studying, though.
He's not going to be Hispanic. He's going to be white but "lol I get that all the time im just tan"
>>581773375 We're going to become someone she knows. I'm thinking long-term. And again, for the legal record, nudes aren't the goal.
>>581773724 You're helping our cause, but you have shit taste in women. Ignore brown girls and keep posting anglo-saxon goddesses
>>581774081 Well OP can you atleast kik me because i can send gallery pics from camera and that is literally how i convince hundreds of girls im jb. If i can convince people im jb, i can help you convince your sister you're someone else.
1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "he enjoyed talking about sex" synonyms: sexual intercourse, intercourse, lovemaking, making love, sex act, sexual relations, sexual/vaginal/anal penetration;
>>581774439 We have pics though. That's not the issue. Ethnically questionable anon has us covered. We have a plan of approach, we're developing the backstory. What we really need is a girl to test run it on tonight.
>>581774519 Good catch. I think we could get away with saying something like "well I took them with my old phone and then just transferred them over." Agree?
I'm also thinking we should come up with some kind of name for this, an "Operation" something, just so that, say tomorrow night, if I have to make a new thread, it will be easy to find/recognize by the name. Thoughts?
>>581774081 >He's not going to be Hispanic. He's going to be white but "lol I get that all the time im just tan" I like this a lot
She should be alone, around Christmas is perfect, she will feel alone and vulnerable, just not too close so that she'll think it's just some lonely creep.
You need someone who is a player but acts like he isn't, and that's his whole style... Hmmm, I wonder, who could do that?
He had gf when he was young, and rembers the whole thing in a romantic way as if it was yesterday, her gf didn't cheat on him, she fell in love with someone else and realized it would be wrong to be with her knowing this, but knew the other girl had a bf and didn't want to get in the middle of it.
He smoked joints on a few occasions, but not to be cool. He'd be willing to try it with someone he trusts.
>>581775070 the other girl had feelings for him though, but he was in this relationship, eventually he realized he still had feelings for this other girl, her first crush, so he broke it off, still he knew they could have been together if he tf he tried, he thinks about this often, but doesn't let it get to him, since he has other goals in life and reassures himself in knowing he did the right thing
That's an awful long time away though. I imagine we'll be ready by tomorrow. That's weeks of sitting on our asses, and for what?
>You need someone who is a player but acts like he isn't, and that's his whole style
I think he should be a flirt but not a player, if that makes any sense. Because that's what girls really want, isn't it? A guy with the moves and charisma to bed any girl, but whose romantic enough to only use those talents on her.
>He had gf when he was young, and rembers the whole thing in a romantic way as if it was yesterday, her gf didn't cheat on him, she fell in love with someone else and realized it would be wrong to be with her knowing this, but knew the other girl had a bf and didn't want to get in the middle of it.
I like this, although I'd it to be more recent than "when he was young." Then we can fit it into our breakup story.
>>581775258 Don't get me started on which celebrities are the most attractive, or I'll end up derailing this entire thread. But I've left you a good hint.
>>581775319 It needs to be a totally new conversation, though. Do you have a girl's kik who has a really common name?
>>581775397 True enough, but I can't work filters for shit.
>>581771868 Drink nothing but water Never eat fast food,processed food (like Stay away from the frozen aisle at your local grocery store) If you must drink milk drink organic but I stay away from dairy and get my vitamin d and calcium from vitamin supplements and rice milk(sometimes, but not really) At home I make drinks out of fruits with my nutri bullet and when I go out to eat I will only drink water No sauces (dressings,condiments like ketchup mayo etc,) tomato sauce on pasta is ok Get informed on what has gluten and look for gluten free foods (like pastas and snacks if you must) No white rice, brown is the best but yellow is ok if you go to foreign places like Spanish restaurants Nothing fried, grill as much as you can Intense workout is very beneficial, if your not sweating and your muscles aren't burning with a hellfire your doing it wrong, do supersets instead of one set then rest one set then rest. Do 2+ in one set then stretch while resting If you have never lifted in your life please start off by doing deadlifts, squats, and bench press every other day and incorporate pull ups and push ups into your daily life/routine
Tldr: eat smart and lift smarter and do drugs on the weekends
>>581776502 I have to do the actual talking to her, so that way it's as close to the real thing as possible. But I'll gladly take input from you guys.
>>581776618 Jesus christ, we've actually recruited a femanon into this operation? Wow, I'm so proud of us already. You could be really helpful in a variety of ways.
Okay, right now, we need three things: -An actual name and kik name for this guy -The kik name of a girl with a very common name so we can perform a test run -Some sort of name for what we're calling this, so we can reorganize quickly at a later date by labeling the thread
>>581775881 What about the breakup happened because I moved and I didn't wanna do the long distance thing Also mr op sir? We can have a group discussion on groupme the app. You know, so you me and the anon can brainstorm and perfect this shit?
>>581777818 OP we need a way to identify you so other niggers don't go arround claiming to be you. Can you put a timestamp on a special item in your room maybe that you can use everytime you make a thread so we know it's you?
>>581778091 Shit, is that you? You're cute. Would totally try to get in your pants, but we have bigger fish to fry.
Richard brings in too many dick jokes. Chandler's a nice last name though, and the kik would still work. Any objections to that?
Also, let me rephrase since we seem to be confused: we need the kik name of an actual, real life girl who we can test Mr. Chandler out on. We're not making up a girl. We need to find an actual human being.
>>581778080 >Information. Get her to tell us if she's really as innocent as she seems.
But why? I hate to be that guy, but this seems pointless, I mean, I would be glad to help if I could get at least some lulz from it, but there is absolutely nothing interesting about knowing of ypur sister is a slut or not.
Well, as long as you're not calling her 'bro' and being all Jersey Shore on her, she won't think about the guido type. Plus, heritage is good for conversation somewhere along the line, and Petrucci is a kinda catchy surname now that I think about it.
>>581778994 Well yeah, but you know. Once this thread dies we will never know if it's really you or some fag trying to revive the legend cause you never came back. It'll always be at the back of everybody's mind we will never know for sure, THINK ABOUT
>>581778553 I posted earlier but she's chubby and will probably talk to anybody. Name is Stephanie___nuccuh however there might be only two underscores rather than 3. I posted like 3 different chicks earlier but I'll post another just in case The picture is a different profile if Stephanie doesn't work
>>581779535 It's such a pain in my ass to upload pics from my phone though
>>581779552 This isn't a legend yet. And I'll always be back. If nothing else is true about /b/, it always draws me back
>>581779670 Her kik name should ideally be something similar to her real name, so that when we saw "woops wrong one," it would be an easy mistake to make. What are the odds there's another kik user with a name similar to Stephanie____nuccuh?
>>581780498 My sister? Not saying for obvious reasons. Suffice to say, it's a common enough name that it can get easily mixed up with someone else with that name, which is the approach we're taking. This is why, for our practice run, we want another girl with a common name who we can use that tactic on.
>>581780669 I like that. Also, we're at bump limit. New thread incoming.
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