Sister's having a sleepover.
Wat do /b/?
Hi there! I believe you should leave them to enjoy their evening and continue your evening with some internet and perhaps a light beverage. Something with a little caffeine.
Go get some niggah
jerk off next to them and when you're close to cumming put dick next to sister's friend then scream, as soon as they wake up cum on her then run for the hills.
Fucking time stamp. It's not hard faggot.
>cum on sisters hand,
>wake her and make her think friend is trying to pull a prank.
>Make sister slap friend in face with your cum.
Whatever you do when the cops sand media talk to ya tell them you did it to advance the goals of feminism and forced circumcision of males and shout praise be to obama
Its only satisfying initially. Its the concept not the actual result. The only consequence of this is you feeling like a creep for an elongated period of time.
2/10 would not recommend
Put on headphones, strip naked and start furiously masturbating to really loud porn. But leave the headphones NOT plugged in, and pretend you think they ARE plugged in. The girls will awaken, investigate, and surely offer to assist.
Dress up in an expensive suit, black leather shoes, get an old, antique rocking chair and put it in the corner of the room.
Rock and stare out the window until they wake up.
10/10 Flawless plan.
>go up to the door
>be sure no one is seeing you
>now be sure that you are outside when doing this
>turn off the camera and go to your room
>think if creeping up on little girls is something a respectable human being would do
>get depressed while revaluating your whole life
>realise you have to start over and do it
>be a decent human being
>take thanksgiving left overs
>sprinkle onto children
>make trail of food to the front door
>wait for a mammal to discover the food
>lul hardily when the kids freak the fuck out
if you have a tummy fetish tgen just put your favourite ear on ome of the stomachs, sooth yourself to sleep
Just lie down in the middle, don't say a word.
Then get in spooning position with cock out.
When she starts to realize what's going on, just tell her to hush or you'll kill her family.
Be sure to call her a dirty slut.
also i donthave a fetish for womens tummies, though i know someone who does. I just have a fetish for 80s90s pepsi dudes with weird fx on them in gifs
Here is another example as you have obviously
never seen a pussy before :-/
wot, you just stood there with your dick out the whole fucking time wondering what to do whilst scrolling up down this thread on your shitty ipad? faggot
This place does not cater to pedophiles.
You used the wrong picture fag