Get me layd
> I translate for u fags
Du, jeg syntes dette kan gå fort frem. Kom til meg, jeg er alene hjemme, så knuller vi.
Let's cut the pleasantries. I'm horny as shit and you're the easiest girl I can text at this moment. Don't flatter yourself and think you deserve to be treated better or whatever. Save it. Here's the deal: You're either going to send me nudes or come suck my cock and look happy about it. Otherwise you can expect a late night visit from me and you'll have a gun in your mouth instead of a dick. Whichever sounds more appealing, let me know. I'm not joking here, you fat cow. Take it to the police if you want, but you'll be half a torso with a cum load in its throat by the time they get to your house. You have 15 minutes before things start to get weird
fucking deliver already faggot
send me a picture of them titties first.
>mfw OP gets some bitch to play along with /b/
bare vær deg selv kompis din ekte personlighet er alltid nok for å finne ekte kjærlighet
kanskje en vakker dag
Send the pic and tell her to send nudes and post result
I want you to put your dildo in my ass, and fuck me with it
>captcha sultry oduised
I'm Horny for you
I want to see your godly bumhole m'lady
><3 after every sentence