ask a guy who pays hookers with counterfeit money anything >inb4

>>581706929

fucking genius, that's like FREE sex

>>581706929
ahhahaa thats fucking awesome! are the hookers dumb as shit or do you get high end hookers

>>581706929
she has hair on her ankle

>>581706929
Do you make your own money or you buy it ?
Good idea btw !

Is pic related OP? if so, you gonna get niggerAIDS from raw dogging hookers, bro.

>>581707310
No they're probably just really ugly trash
I expect high end hookers to be able to tell if a bill is fake or not

>>581706929
Dudes used to color copy 20's back in the 90s before they put the recognition chips in. They'd take them to strip clubs and spend them since the whores rarely look at the cash and it's would pass a quick look and feel test.

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>>581706929

god amongst men

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>>581707224
>>581707310
>>581707395
yes well i travel a lot and pick them all over the places, im not going to visit a high end escort service with pimps and shit where they might figure it out

many are pretty though, have you ever been to spain or other such places where young teens are forced to get into hooking because theres no other way to pay the bills?

that's genius! where elde do you spend them?

>>581706929
what about their pimps beating you up?
what about getting a bad rep in the underground?
how do you get counterfeit money?

>>581707487

Actually if you have a decent laser color printer, copy both sides of a bill and print it dual sides, you can make a convincing image. It still has that printer paper feel but if you crumple it up into a ball a bunch of times and flatten it out again it feels just like a real bill at a quick pass.

Obviously this is not gonna pass any second look so don't use it anywhere that even looks. But at a quick pass where you're not even looking at the cash, it works. Some idiots used to do it with the media room equipment at my high school. They'd buy crap in the lunchroom and student store with it. Never got caught. I imagine if you do this with small bills, 5s and 10s, you could have a great time for free in a strip club. Dimly lit and no one is looking anyway...

It is almost impossible to produce good counterfeit money today.
Especially for Eurofags.

>>581706929
stop bragging on /b/ you fucking moron
>pic or it never happened

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>>581707774
>>581707849
street vendors for a quick snack, flea market if i find anything interesting, etc. pretty much anywhere that money doesnt get checked and people are stupid

never had to interact with a pimp before

no idea about rep but i dont stay in one place for too long and theres infinite hookers so i dont really give a shit

connection from the past with whom i no longer deal with, have a massive fake fortune though. will be fucking hookers until i get aids and die or get shot

>>581706929
Where can I get counterfeit money?
Is it legal to get those fake dollars out from America?

>>581708420

fake dollars... legal... i dont even...

Can you send me some money?

>>581708403
Will the hookers be able to tell the money's fake before they spend it?

>>581708403

okay, but where're the pictures of you fucking them in the ass?

>>581706929
Fucking smart.
>Hooker goes to buy a pack of smokes
>Cashier finds out it's fake.
>Wait one moment ma'am
>Calls cops
>"Where did you get this bill ma'am?"
>Option 1:Admit she's a prostitute and that you gave her those=jail
>Option 2: Most any other excuse=jail

>>581708879
This.

>>581708879

Right, because any hooker ever has freely admitted she's a hooker.

>>581708987
The point is she won't and she'll have to come up with a flimsy lie on the spot, which will then be torn down by cops and she'll be put in jail for counterfeiting.

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>>581708694
been doing this for almost 4 years and have never been caught.

>>581706929
Stupid question but.. How much does it usually cost and where do you find them?

>>581708737
This.

>>581709125

which is the concern of the man who just got free sex, how?
the point is she won't admit to getting it from a john so he has no reason to give a fuck.
also you don't go to jail for having a fake 20. you go to jail for PRODUCING the fake money. the cashier simply wouldn't accept it if he noticed.

>>581709180
Great, now post more

>>581708879
How are the cops going to find him? and why would he tell the hookers who he actually is,

>>581709125
you don't end up in jail because you pay with a fake bill you retard

>oh sorry i didn't know it was fake
>ok m'am have a nice day

end of the story

>>581709393
I'm saying it's to the benefit of the john because she'll take the fall for counterfeiting, not the john. Try to see things from different perspectives. I'm saying the guy is smart, I'm not being facetious.

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>>581708737
>>581709257
rarely do anal, only if theyre very young(18) and seem completely clean

>>581709243
50-400€ depends

>>581709525
This
Got fake $20, tried to pay with fake $20 unknowingly, took it to cops instead. Out $20.

It's not like there's a panic button for fake money and when it's pressed a swat team busts through the windows.

>>581709741

does she have a microdermal on her shoulder? odd of a hooker
kinda sexy milfy type though

not afraids of STDs OP ?

Do you fuck with no condom ?

>>581709525
I thought you could be sent to jail? I had a counterfeit $100 (Didnt know at the time, also cant remember who i got it from.) And i went through a fast food drive thru and tried to use it. The person at the cash register said they cant accept it and usually police would be called but since i genuinely didnt know he didnt rat on me. Im in illinois btw, can you get arrested using smaller fake bills too?

>>581706929
How to make counterfeit money??

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>>581710162
depends on the lady, i get checked once a month

what is counterfeit

>>581710692
moar pussy please

>>581710549
you dont deserve to live, die already

>>581710692
What the fuck OP, do something with that bush. It's unhygienic. Trim it or something.

>>581709180
Yeah but I'm wondering if they spend it. Because then it might get back to you. On the other hand, if they realize it's fake some pimp might get back to you. But I suppose either situation is unlikely.

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I just want to post this.

>>581710987
10/10 screencap

>>581710217
I mean he could call the cops. That doesn't mean you'll be sent to jail.

When I used my $20 >>581709760 I just walked it to the police station. It might be different because the police station was right next to the gas station I used it at, but I'm pretty sure you can't be arrested for unknowingly using a fake bill. Just make sure you turn it it.

>>581710404

what good does checking AFTER do?

>>581711337
You're welcome.

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>>581706929

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOUoWtYYs8

you have one weird dick, OP. otherwise you're a genius

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>>581706929
You paid with counterfiet money? (now click my .gif)

>>581710692
arent you afraid of stds?

>>581710692
jfc if that ain't the ugliest dick.

>>581711938
Don't worry, they aren't niggers.

He's safe.

>http://4archive.org/b/thread/547844571

Liar!

>>581712062
But they fuck niggers for money, so if a nigger gave them something, she could pass it to OP.
>Transitive property FTW

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I don't understand this world anymore. (Click my pic)

>>581712191

all this hooker fucking, it hasn't given you more confidence with women?
why not go get yourself a real one?

>>581712221
everyone knows women only take and never give something back

>>581706929
How long until you die of aids?

>>581712221
No no no! You misunderstand. When niggers nigger, they spread the niggerAIDS to eachother (I'm surpirsed they aren't immune by now)

The white gods are safe from the nigger contagions.

>>581712221
>niggers
>having money

niggers only pay hookers in poorly cut crack cocaine
you should know that

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Get yourself over to Estonia, age of consent is 14 and prostitution is legal. That feeling when you're balls deep inside a 14 year old street walker.

OP is going to get his ass UPGRAYEDD

>>581709393

are you retarded? he's saying it makes OP's idea a smart one

>>581712537
Top fucking kek.

>>581706929
how do u make the money?

>>581712537
All of my fucking wuts for today.. thanks anon. You left none for the other threads.

>>581712537
I'd imagine if she fucks for money that she would no longer have a pussy of a 14 year old.
>TFW your 14 y.o. prostitute has the vagina you could fit your fist in.

>>581712787
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH!

>>581710987
>>581711889
>>581712269
I'm giving you attention.

>>581712787
Stick one finger in. Now two. Now four. Now slide your thumb in. Now straighten up your hand, slide in your other hand. Now clap.

>that's a good boy, feels good.

>>581712787
>Most likely never has had sex

>Doesn't understand any woman over 20 has probally had sex over 50 times

>14 year old body.

>Periods.

Op can you make a photo of the counterfeit?n

>>581712615
top kek of the day!!

> goas grab a Brawndo

>>581706929
WHATS FUNNY IS YOUR MOM CAME UP WITH THIS, BECAUSE SHES A FUCKIN HOOKER AND SHE CARRIES AROUND A MONEY MARKER WITH HER AND MARKS EACH BILL TO SEE IF ITS FAKE. FAG

I think you have AIDS m8

>>581713120
Did you cut yourself with the edges kid?

>>581712596
Any more pics of her?

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Here is a thread I was on 2 days ago. I'm at the bottom (It's a screencap)

>>581713315
what edges nigger>

>>581708230
>Actually if you have a decent laser color printer...
... it's going to have a recognition chip in it and either not print at all or print a black rectangle.

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I'm still the green guy

>>581713426
post the waffle..

>>581712318
yea was just wondering this

>>581713426
>Kek taste like my job
So pussy should taste like oil. DOT3 fluid. And burnt clutches?

>>581713038
I don't think you understand. She does this for a living. That means she clocks in multiple guys daily. She's probably had more dick in her than a private detective convention. Therefore you:
>Probably have never seen a prostitutes vagina

>Doesn't understand that any prostitute most likely has had sex over 100 times

>14 year old body in a country where 14 is the legal age = certified pre-fucked

>>581706929
why do you fuck them without a condom? that's stupid.

>>581713709

hey I remember that thread
why the fuck are you babbling on about this now?

>>581708879
This is how it actually happens.

>Pay for pack of smokes
>Cashier notices that it's fake
>Says, "Sorry, this bill's fake. Have a look here..."
>Hooker says, "That fucking asshole! Here, use my card."

What's a concerto...through her on the bed...I see you have been in the sewers. See you on jeopardy never.

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Someone asked for the black waffle?
>bluewaffle is too mainstream

>>581713972
Either way unless she carries around one of those counterfeit detecting pens he's gonna get away with it.

As for counterfit money. A good laser printer that can print two sides. And either OLD book pages bleached. Or dollar bills bleached.

That is all my little young ones.

Auto sage.
>inb4 fbi shows up at my door.