ask a guy who pays hookers with counterfeit money anything
Dudes used to color copy 20's back in the 90s before they put the recognition chips in. They'd take them to strip clubs and spend them since the whores rarely look at the cash and it's would pass a quick look and feel test.
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yes well i travel a lot and pick them all over the places, im not going to visit a high end escort service with pimps and shit where they might figure it out
many are pretty though, have you ever been to spain or other such places where young teens are forced to get into hooking because theres no other way to pay the bills?
Actually if you have a decent laser color printer, copy both sides of a bill and print it dual sides, you can make a convincing image. It still has that printer paper feel but if you crumple it up into a ball a bunch of times and flatten it out again it feels just like a real bill at a quick pass.
Obviously this is not gonna pass any second look so don't use it anywhere that even looks. But at a quick pass where you're not even looking at the cash, it works. Some idiots used to do it with the media room equipment at my high school. They'd buy crap in the lunchroom and student store with it. Never got caught. I imagine if you do this with small bills, 5s and 10s, you could have a great time for free in a strip club. Dimly lit and no one is looking anyway...
street vendors for a quick snack, flea market if i find anything interesting, etc. pretty much anywhere that money doesnt get checked and people are stupid
never had to interact with a pimp before
no idea about rep but i dont stay in one place for too long and theres infinite hookers so i dont really give a shit
connection from the past with whom i no longer deal with, have a massive fake fortune though. will be fucking hookers until i get aids and die or get shot
>Hooker goes to buy a pack of smokes
>Cashier finds out it's fake.
>Wait one moment ma'am
>"Where did you get this bill ma'am?"
>Option 1:Admit she's a prostitute and that you gave her those=jail
>Option 2: Most any other excuse=jail
The point is she won't and she'll have to come up with a flimsy lie on the spot, which will then be torn down by cops and she'll be put in jail for counterfeiting.
been doing this for almost 4 years and have never been caught.
which is the concern of the man who just got free sex, how?
the point is she won't admit to getting it from a john so he has no reason to give a fuck.
also you don't go to jail for having a fake 20. you go to jail for PRODUCING the fake money. the cashier simply wouldn't accept it if he noticed.
I'm saying it's to the benefit of the john because she'll take the fall for counterfeiting, not the john. Try to see things from different perspectives. I'm saying the guy is smart, I'm not being facetious.
rarely do anal, only if theyre very young(18) and seem completely clean
Got fake $20, tried to pay with fake $20 unknowingly, took it to cops instead. Out $20.
It's not like there's a panic button for fake money and when it's pressed a swat team busts through the windows.
I thought you could be sent to jail? I had a counterfeit $100 (Didnt know at the time, also cant remember who i got it from.) And i went through a fast food drive thru and tried to use it. The person at the cash register said they cant accept it and usually police would be called but since i genuinely didnt know he didnt rat on me. Im in illinois btw, can you get arrested using smaller fake bills too?
depends on the lady, i get checked once a month
Yeah but I'm wondering if they spend it. Because then it might get back to you. On the other hand, if they realize it's fake some pimp might get back to you. But I suppose either situation is unlikely.
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I mean he could call the cops. That doesn't mean you'll be sent to jail.
When I used my $20 >>581709760 I just walked it to the police station. It might be different because the police station was right next to the gas station I used it at, but I'm pretty sure you can't be arrested for unknowingly using a fake bill. Just make sure you turn it it.
You paid with counterfiet money? (now click my .gif)
I don't understand this world anymore. (Click my pic)
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The white gods are safe from the nigger contagions.
Get yourself over to Estonia, age of consent is 14 and prostitution is legal. That feeling when you're balls deep inside a 14 year old street walker.
I'd imagine if she fucks for money that she would no longer have a pussy of a 14 year old.
>TFW your 14 y.o. prostitute has the vagina you could fit your fist in.
Stick one finger in. Now two. Now four. Now slide your thumb in. Now straighten up your hand, slide in your other hand. Now clap.
>that's a good boy, feels good.
WHATS FUNNY IS YOUR MOM CAME UP WITH THIS, BECAUSE SHES A FUCKIN HOOKER AND SHE CARRIES AROUND A MONEY MARKER WITH HER AND MARKS EACH BILL TO SEE IF ITS FAKE. FAG
Here is a thread I was on 2 days ago. I'm at the bottom (It's a screencap)
>Actually if you have a decent laser color printer...
... it's going to have a recognition chip in it and either not print at all or print a black rectangle.
I'm still the green guy
I don't think you understand. She does this for a living. That means she clocks in multiple guys daily. She's probably had more dick in her than a private detective convention. Therefore you:
>Probably have never seen a prostitutes vagina
>Doesn't understand that any prostitute most likely has had sex over 100 times
>14 year old body in a country where 14 is the legal age = certified pre-fucked
This is how it actually happens.
>Pay for pack of smokes
>Cashier notices that it's fake
>Says, "Sorry, this bill's fake. Have a look here..."
>Hooker says, "That fucking asshole! Here, use my card."
Someone asked for the black waffle?
>bluewaffle is too mainstream
As for counterfit money. A good laser printer that can print two sides. And either OLD book pages bleached. Or dollar bills bleached.
That is all my little young ones.
>inb4 fbi shows up at my door.