Yet another NZ thread.
Chch morphine guy back again
So whatcha guys thinking bout?
quand tu as des problemes entendre anglais, tu vas etre des problemes ici. les nz gens ont un anglais tres differente que les uk.
mais oui, quand tu aime les paysages, tu vais aime nz. :D
omg my french hurts my own ears. :D
> depressed German Girl
Why are these always so late.
>I have to get up at 4am again tomorrow.
If you want my views on shit ask and I'll tell you but don't get mad that someone has 'naughty views'.
>what have I said recently to show me off as a racist?
>oh, yeah, being a patriotic Kiwi.
we've had back to back threads since midnight tho
I know those feels
No, engineering intern.
Another photo from earlier
LOVE IS STRONG
HATE IS GONE
LIVE FOREVER IN THIS SONG
Oh, Power engineering. Working on plant maintenance at the moment.
Can we turn this into a NZ nudes thread pls? I'll post first but I need to go eat some mango, cake and ice cream. When I return I will hopefully see some more nudes from the Welly region.... hopefully...
i dont no what u mean i take one of these daily
She's from NZ isn't she? Keep up the good work.
come to Brazil~
My poor eyes :D
Au début ça risque d'être difficile, mais j'apprend vite!
C'est vrai que c'est un pays magnifique, je vais pas être déçu :)
Tu trouves un travaille facilement là bas?
Sure, we can party with the locals.
yo man on shore >>581629983
> Dunedin checking in. Is anybody else watching this cringe worthy show on 2
>Anonymous (ID: HTY9WiH6) 11/27/14(Thu)21:
is that the one about the kids masturbating
auckland central fag reportin in,
wanting you drop-kicks to stop making these threads everynight. you embarrass the nation ktnxby
if ur not a complete retard u can remove them from the capsules like a normal person but i already no half the images on your fb is weed related off good images
Yep it's like awkward teenager dates, and weird cunts talking about what they think having a root will be like. They are all wrong.
captcha: man apeened
Sorry about your cricket fag getting his head taco'd and all. Throw a gimp on the barbie
I hook my computer up to the tv and stream everything. Sky is a bunch of fucking hustlers along with poker stars and the French rugby team on rugby '08, Johnny Wilkinson, Schalk Burger, Jerry Collins and Lawrence Dallaglio. Fuck 'em all.
don't go north of christchurch or the maori's will fuck your ass long n hard boo.
whats the name of the show dumb cunt
Don't have Facebook. So not even close.
Yeah Im not sure if I passed integ or not, complex and diff werent anything unexpected. Didn't help that my class wasnt taught that last question in integ :/
Smashed physics tho, lets hope I squeezed an achieved for integ to get into engineering next year
I found complex numbers so easy last year but fucked up hard on differentiation spent an entire second year studying for just differentiation still fucked up. At least I got 2 years to try it.
do we like kpop here?
well diff was tough but theres some stuff in there that gets you easy achieveds like the simple diff, piecewise graphs and rates of change questions
Yeah, I never got the chance at my school to do any of the internals so I had to pass all three, and I only managed to write in two. So I'm hoping Uni offers me a bridging into Engineering.
Where you hoping to study?
Lucky you anon! I wish I got that!
Idk maybe I got enough to scrape an Achieved for diff
Auckland, if not then waikato. Pretty sure they both need all calc externals anyway. I guess they might be happy for me to do a bridging course looking at the rest of my results. Small school, I get to schmooze a lot of excellence credits haha
But thats too much effort for me mayn I just like to sit down and binge watch I cant be bothered looking for shit.
My school was nice enough to let me start level one in year 10 coz they realised I wasnt going to learn shit from it
Omg! Did I really mix those 2 up again?! Was a common mistake in school. :D
Ok, my french is out now, im too exhausted for words. :D
Well, once you got a working holiday visa, you can pretty much work everywhere, especialla in high season youll get a job easily.
In my case, I work as an Au-Pair, dunno if youve heard of it. Are you m or f?
Cause f is preferred as Au-Pair, but some families also take guys.
Or would you rather want to work somewhere completely else? Like Work and Travel?
here we go
Just 700 at mine, thought that'd be considered small aha. I considered cantebury but meh to the huge move, going for mechanical myself. Would do mechatronics but electronics was my weak point in physics
we were a part of NSW for a tad.
>how we felt about it.
Im just guttered I didnt get maths done before my last year and the year after they started doing english early too I could have had the most easy level 3 year ever but they blew it
calculus > physhit
Oh, hello NZ/b/.
Most of school in this countries a waste anyway.
Had a norwegian come to my school he walks into our level 3 calc class and laughed at the scholarship work because its what they taught everyone two years prior to their version of level 3
I would've liked to do that too, but I really like the sound of Civil, and big pay means one happy man haha
Fuck NZQA in general is the consensus I consistently get and agree with
Yeah, that's sorta the point for doing it early, to do something actually useful with the first two years
>I am Lorde, yah yah yah
hello Lorde, I'm Lard
I found years 7 and 8 the biggest waste, I went to an intermediate school and it was just a catch-up for the tards while the smarter kids just play games and shit
sex at 16
drinking at 18
gambling at 20
Haha fucking disgraceful bullshit eh!
What, are you mad?
>Christchurch master race
Hello Lard, I'm still Lorde.
>hyung likes his young
Enough french for today :D
Well I know some people wich work as Au Pair but as you said families préfère f for this job and I'm m, and i'm not really good with home tasks or kids :D
I prefer have my own appartement anyway.
I work on télécom, course will better to work on that but I can do something else :)
Which town is great in NZ? Didn't keep on my mind on the other thread..
My turn to apologize for my poor english :)
is it getting hot in here or is it just you?
made some slight adjustments
Hey y'all, I went to the Firth of Thames today. So baller.
Now that you mention it, it is sort of warm...
mfw shes picking up an american accent
dont worry about your english. ;)
ok, yeah i get that.
you might want to go to auckland, biggest city and plety of opportunities to get work, i think.
Yeah easy as.
I can't remember what was asked but I didn't study.
I never actually studied for any exams.
Whose got the time for that? Especially when there are hot Maoris bitches to fuck?
Might have considered doing media if our teacher knew how to use a computer. None of our teachers for that matter. Fucking story time
Our computers teacher is welsh, is horrible with computers, thick as shit, thinks the moon landing was faked and all the other conspiracy shit. If you've done computers at year 13 there's an internal on WAN's where you just explain them in depth and all components involved etc.
My mate managed to include in the section about cables that he recommended the new tetra-hydro cabling (THC) over fibre optic. It works on hydraulics and is up to 10x faster than fibre optic. Teacher bought it, didn't even question it. He still got an excellence. kek.
WOT ACCENT M8
>tfw you have never posted your waifu on this board and never will
Fuck I wish my school had a computing class :'( all we had is digital design.
Going into a computer servicing course with only what ive taught myself
>mfw tyf mfer
At least once a day my teacher will go an a man Haring rant for half the lesson. I've been able to get good grades by making up fake symbols and allusions to feminism in films for all my internals and she has last it all up but I'm just not sure if it will be the same with a possibly sane person marking my test... fuck it guess I'll find out tomorrow
Oh man it's still teaching yourself here haha. In this whole year the teacher didn't teach us a single thing. No shit, just put the assessment packages in the student drive
Digital design is a cool class, I wish I had taken that over computing... If you have learnt or delved in computer programming, you should be fine
Fucking srs? In all my years on here never found anyone from Carterton.
Only thing related to computer programming I've done is basic C++ for my modding
>fake symbols and allusions to feminism in films for all my internals
I did the same shit.
From memory the exams were similar things, talking about symbolism and all that fucking bullshit.
"Explain how, in a film you studied this year, the use of conventions alluded to the development of the plot. Be specific in your examples."
Takapuna reporting in!
fek u cunt im hotter dan all of youse
>used to have a massive cruch on chick that had a lorde nose
>really like thick noses on woman
What's everyone doing for the Christmas holidays?
i'll miss you~
promise you'll WRITE me
you're all that i have LEFT
You should be okay then, computing in NCEA isn't all that advanced, in fact just go on their website and search the standards, if you can do what the standards entail, you should be alright
Not really but here's a link to it anyway
How do you do it anon?
Holy shit you should have met my english teacher bitch was all about that femminist shit then you look at the exemplars and they are mostly the same. Every time I handed in a practice it was all like "so when are you going to mention gaze theory or the sexualisation of woman in this film"
>go to pumps that you do night pay with debit/visa cards
>do normal transaction, pin codes etc
>select amount of gas you want
>pick up diesel pump
>put it back down
>pumps still on
>fill car with petrol
step brothers is a quality movie mate haha was that all the OC from the other thread?
Good job on the mega though, way easier to make a collection that way
>tfw you can't keep up with the thread anymore
i thought it was comfy time
Manly mid is where its at. Of course, if you're confident that you're better than what you're playing with, which I was. Otherwise I'm cool with any role except adc
what? about driveoffs? because it's an actual easy mistake to make so you can claim you just fucked up, diff story if they have you on camera doing it 20 times
I've done it twice and had no comebacks, think I'll actually pay for gas this week though, when my missus drove off by mistake they had her on the ph within 15 mins
If they think you've done a drive off, they call police with your number plate. police search who it's registered to and will call your phone 5 mins later. if you don't go pay they go to your registered address.
People will go back for more. Feel free to ship some down to me if ya guna make a profit of it
I still would believe taking advantage of a glitch is surely just as bad.
Advice for doing that? Dont wanna be a piece of shit suck up.
I remember the shuffle battles they used to have in the rotunda god that shit was kek worthy. And the amount of times ive been asked to give them a share of my fried chicken fucking hell lol
We pick up on 100% of drive-offs, send any that aren't accidents (they've come back to pay) to the cops and the amount that ultimately get away is next to none. Either they didn't pick up on it or there's some delay getting the tapes to the cops, as there is here sometimes. Gl tho
Found a good picture of otago.
still dont know what the fuck those crazy chinks are doing
Just whippin' some up now with my BFF
transferring foot cream into a tube of tooth paste
I was thinking that as petrol stations are super jews and would account for every drop
but still no word, I don't wanna rack up some $500 tab I get stung with eventually but I think it glitches because it takes your $200 first and then replaces what you don't spend
so in theory they have your money, they just put it back
I have a question. My wife is NZ and I'm amerifat. She's like every other woman when I ask what she wants to eat. It's always "it doesn't matta, whateva you want, it's up to you". But I know she's sick of amerifood and misses marmite and whatnot. How do I find something she loves and at the same time make her feel at home again? No b8, she misses tauranga.