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Yet another NZ thread.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Yet another NZ thread.
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Hello, boys!

>Gaynazi
>Nightwalker
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>>581627828
Why are ID's even back?
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Chch morphine guy back again
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So whatcha guys thinking bout?
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>>581628031
Judy Bailey.
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>>581627828
Hope i got atleast a merit in my l3 calculus paper
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>>581627954
What makes you so racist gaynazi?

Or is it just a wind up
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why are IDs even back?
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pour frenchyguy:
quand tu as des problemes entendre anglais, tu vas etre des problemes ici. les nz gens ont un anglais tres differente que les uk.
mais oui, quand tu aime les paysages, tu vais aime nz. :D
omg my french hurts my own ears. :D
> depressed German Girl
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Why are these always so late.
>I have to get up at 4am again tomorrow.
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>tfw alcohol is wearing off and i'm out
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>>581628087
Hillary Barry is where its at m8
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>>581628128
Fuck I'll be lucky to Achieve!
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>>581628139
If you want my views on shit ask and I'll tell you but don't get mad that someone has 'naughty views'.

>what have I said recently to show me off as a racist?
>oh, yeah, being a patriotic Kiwi.
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>>581627828
nelson/marlborough
ritalin 40mg
prozac 60mg
weres the fag i emailing with
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reporting in.
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>>581628220
we've had back to back threads since midnight tho
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>>581628357
I know those feels
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>>581628220
Because we don't work.
What are you a baker?
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>maths
>hard
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>>581628374
How much you sell ritz for?
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Sup kkiiiwwiiiisss owwwww
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>>581628490
>Accounting
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>>581628390
Really?

>>581628424
No, engineering intern.
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>>581628220
>I have to get up at 4am again tomorrow.
To spy on Tauranga girls, aye?

>tfe they look at you like you're a pedo
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Another photo from earlier
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>>581628031
Phil Hughes, news has got me down.
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>>581628031
The weekend, going to pubs, jack Daniels.

You?
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>>581628591
Enginerring what?
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>>581628414
At least the Physics paper was fucking easy
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>>581628604
Where did you take it?

>lel
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>>581628157
Yeah I fucking hate malls and shit too, moronic people give me the shits.

Especially if I'm rocking a hangover
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>>581628667
A noob engineer. I do the actual work for the senior engineers.
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>>581628626
Whether or not to crack open a new bottle of Jimmy B and play some games.
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>>581628827
Steam?
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>>581628786
Nah I meant what engineering what sort of things
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>>581628369
You haven't but the name Gaynazi gives it away haha

Yeah go ahead you won't offend me I have my own racial discriminations
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>>581628524
50 dollars pill
>>581628265
get fucked eric youngs were its fucking at that sexy peice of ass plus channels 1-3 are for poor maoris
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>>581628916
You first.
What fag are you?
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LOVE IS STRONG
HATE IS GONE
LIVE FOREVER IN THIS SONG

NAAAATHAAALLLLLIIIEEEE
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>>581628781
i just hate being around a million people. they are just too close. and i hate mannequins. :D they creep me out. cant walk past them.
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>>581628786
Oh, Power engineering. Working on plant maintenance at the moment.
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>>581629064
I...

Computer?
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>>581629056
Damn. those are just those you ER tabs right?
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Can we turn this into a NZ nudes thread pls? I'll post first but I need to go eat some mango, cake and ice cream. When I return I will hopefully see some more nudes from the Welly region.... hopefully...
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what tv provider do you guys use i use sky so it shows im white proud and dislike ads
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>>581629271
you = shitty
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>>581629005
>I have my own racial discriminations
Did you protest today at Ferguson?
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>>581629323
Who the fuck eats mango and ice cream before looking at nudes?
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>>581629337
Please watch TV2 now, it is so funny. :D Hell, Im dying laughing right now. :D
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>>581629271
i dont no what u mean i take one of these daily
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>>581629337
sky still has heaps of ads. the same ones over and over for years. Fuck sky, its bullshit. Can't wait for netflix.
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>>581628538
G'day cunt
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>>581629056
>50 dollars pill
Shit.

I was just going to give mine away to a mate. Maybe I should sell them.

Or just take them...
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She's from NZ isn't she? Keep up the good work.
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>>581629505
yeah Extended Release. You actually get people paying $50 for those?
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>>581629514
fuck i love freeview 2 hours of ads for a 30 minute show living the dream
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>>581629337
I use Netflix.
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question from russianfag: is NZ a good place to live?
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>>581629227
The fuck?>>581629581
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>>581629710
come to Brazil~
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>>581629505
Does it make your dick stop working?

Does mine.
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>>581628827
You're onto it.

Neat or mixing it?
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>>581629621
up to 80 dude if ur not happy go find another school boy to take to a dark alley and pay them for services
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>>581629581
I know right. I must be sitting on a goldmine.
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>>581629724
wot
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>>581628157
My poor eyes :D
Au début ça risque d'être difficile, mais j'apprend vite!
C'est vrai que c'est un pays magnifique, je vais pas être déçu :)
Tu trouves un travaille facilement là bas?
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>>581629139
Haha mannequin fear, I like it
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>>581629816
Heh, I ain't buying. Got plenty of my own.
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Dunedin checking in. Is anybody else watching this cringe worthy show on 2
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>>581629791
Sure, we can party with the locals.
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wheres the weed in auck atm??
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Anyone from north shore auckland ?
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>>581629803
Makes me last longer.
The SSRIs kill my libido though.
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>>581629983
what is it?
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whats nz suppossed to be anyway.. some state of australia?
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>>581630017
Heh
heh
I know someone you may not wanna invite to lunch
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>>581630020
yo man on shore >>581629983
>1629983 ▶
>>>581630076
> Dunedin checking in. Is anybody else watching this cringe worthy show on 2
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>Anonymous (ID: HTY9WiH6) 11/27/14(Thu)21:
is that the one about the kids masturbating
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>>581629805
Mixing, last couple times I drunk neat I threw up blood after just one drink.
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>>58162837

Adderall?


What about
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>>581627828

auckland central fag reportin in,

wanting you drop-kicks to stop making these threads everynight. you embarrass the nation ktnxby
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>>581629967
if ur not a complete retard u can remove them from the capsules like a normal person but i already no half the images on your fb is weed related off good images
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>>581629435
Haha nah, not my country or my problem.

That black American cunts do my head in with all that Ebonics bullshit though
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>>581630130
lol

Goodnight lads.
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>>581630060
Total opposite to me, fucking sucks.

Dexedrine is a bit better but I haven't had a proper nut (like I did before the stims) in months.
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>>581629983
I am. Sooo funny, tbh. :D
>>581629958
I dont like it. Scary.
>>581629905
Un travaille? Comme le travailles en avion? Tres tres long, a mon avis.
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hey good /b/ros of NZ
im coming to queenstown from the US in a few months, would anyone be down to chill?
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>>581630141
Yep it's like awkward teenager dates, and weird cunts talking about what they think having a root will be like. They are all wrong.

captcha: man apeened
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>>581627828
Sorry about your cricket fag getting his head taco'd and all. Throw a gimp on the barbie
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>>581629337
I hook my computer up to the tv and stream everything. Sky is a bunch of fucking hustlers along with poker stars and the French rugby team on rugby '08, Johnny Wilkinson, Schalk Burger, Jerry Collins and Lawrence Dallaglio. Fuck 'em all.
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>>581630223
Night /b/ro
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>>581630102

if we opted to join them on their invite in 1901, ye bo, we independent faggots here unfortunately.
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>>581629437
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>>581630192
Ashamed to be from Central Aucks now
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>>581628674
Only found waves easy the rest can blow me
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>>581630223
gn
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>>581630261
>>581630261
oh its fucked . When the mom explains how to turn on a girl ,,, So orkward

captcha 252
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Haha this is incredible. Future rapist on tv2, watches 6-7 hrs of porn a day from his 1tb folder on his 70" projector, still a virgin, he's like 16
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>>581630261
Un travail, I mean job :)
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>>581630020
Thats what I would like to know.
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>>581630260

don't go north of christchurch or the maori's will fuck your ass long n hard boo.
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>>581629514
Netflix here is gonna blow they will nerf it to shit thanks to sky owning all the rights
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>>581629710
Yes it is.

I got Russian mates here living the fucking dream.

Do you have heaps of money?
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>>581630212
eh wat dis u sai dat is farken raciset man de lawd b mad as at u bo hair me hair u hair me all u whyte ppl is crack n shit n furk u suck
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>>581630261

whats the name of the show dumb cunt
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>>581630527
Netflix is shit to begin with
>american lurking
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>>581630490

yo i know
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>>581630368
I was expecting some seriously hard shit, but it all went better than expected
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>>581630607
Diary of a Teenage Virgin
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>>581628674
Yeh man physics was algood, calc tho fuckkk
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>>581630635
Far better than sky at least I can choose what to watch. I love netflix
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>>581630204
Don't have Facebook. So not even close.
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>>581630607
that's Lass
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Wait, Ritalin is worth 50 bucks a pill? Mannn I shoulda been selling Adderall when I had an unlimited supply to that shit.
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>>581630675
Are you me nigga? That shit was fucking aids, the Complex Numbers one was piss easy but Diff and Inte was hard as shit
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>>581630607
Diary of a Future Sexual Predator
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>>581630650
And where is that?
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>>581630184
Holy shit!

You got a stomach ulcer or something?
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>>581630786
Yeah Im not sure if I passed integ or not, complex and diff werent anything unexpected. Didn't help that my class wasnt taught that last question in integ :/
Smashed physics tho, lets hope I squeezed an achieved for integ to get into engineering next year
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>>581630786
I found complex numbers so easy last year but fucked up hard on differentiation spent an entire second year studying for just differentiation still fucked up. At least I got 2 years to try it.
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>>581630724
hasnt heard of mysky wtf do u even use it for just get telecom unlimted and watch tv online like a normal person??
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>>581630926
Nah, hernia.
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do we like kpop here?
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>>581630786
well diff was tough but theres some stuff in there that gets you easy achieveds like the simple diff, piecewise graphs and rates of change questions
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>>581631041
Even with mysky the selection sucks internet streaming is so much better no wait and if its on netflix then its an easy HD
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>>581630454
Kids needs to try a no fap, holy shit

>>581631062
From time to time, yes
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>>581630256
Wrong ID..
Un travail, I mean job!
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>>581631009
Yeah, I never got the chance at my school to do any of the internals so I had to pass all three, and I only managed to write in two. So I'm hoping Uni offers me a bridging into Engineering.
Where you hoping to study?
>>581631013
Lucky you anon! I wish I got that!
>>581631138
Idk maybe I got enough to scrape an Achieved for diff
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>>581631212
or or u can just search up house md watch hd
>netflix advertiser
>inb4 netflix can do this though
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>tfw still haven't found weed
>do I live in Japan?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>581631338
Auckland, if not then waikato. Pretty sure they both need all calc externals anyway. I guess they might be happy for me to do a bridging course looking at the rest of my results. Small school, I get to schmooze a lot of excellence credits haha
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>>581631492
But good for your mind.
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>>581631364
But thats too much effort for me mayn I just like to sit down and binge watch I cant be bothered looking for shit.
>>581631338
My school was nice enough to let me start level one in year 10 coz they realised I wasnt going to learn shit from it
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>>581631332
Omg! Did I really mix those 2 up again?! Was a common mistake in school. :D
Ok, my french is out now, im too exhausted for words. :D
Well, once you got a working holiday visa, you can pretty much work everywhere, especialla in high season youll get a job easily.
In my case, I work as an Au-Pair, dunno if youve heard of it. Are you m or f?
Cause f is preferred as Au-Pair, but some families also take guys.
Or would you rather want to work somewhere completely else? Like Work and Travel?
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>>581631530
Lucky haha I'm at a school of 800 where I can't really do that. I'm hoping for Cantebury for Civil, cause Aucks don't want me at all
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>>581630674
shit in a few months i could star in diary of an adult virgin
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>>581631606
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>>581631643
I did level 1 History in year 10. Shit was cash as fuck
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>Connection Error
here we go
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>>581631862
just fuck a fatty m8
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>>581631846
Just 700 at mine, thought that'd be considered small aha. I considered cantebury but meh to the huge move, going for mechanical myself. Would do mechatronics but electronics was my weak point in physics
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>>581631862
when are you adult in nz? 18, 20 or 21?
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>>581630315
>>581630102
we were a part of NSW for a tad.

>how we felt about it.
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>>581632024
Im just guttered I didnt get maths done before my last year and the year after they started doing english early too I could have had the most easy level 3 year ever but they blew it
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>>581630192
Whiney Auckland poof.

Improve the treads by contributing some outstanding content then faggot
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>>581632024
>>581631643
Wish I could have done lv1 is year 10. yr9 and 10 were such a fucking waste for me
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White master race Takapuna Beach resident reporting in,
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calculus > physhit
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>>581632080
not desperate mate, its uni holidays so i dont leave the house much

>>581632187
well im nineTEEN if that helps you decide
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Oh, hello NZ/b/.

I'm Lorde.
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>>581632263
Most of school in this countries a waste anyway.
Had a norwegian come to my school he walks into our level 3 calc class and laughed at the scholarship work because its what they taught everyone two years prior to their version of level 3
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all these people and no1 is selling buds in auck, shamefull...
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>>581632364
req rule 34
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>>581632187
well its sex at 16, buy alcohol at 18, most other shit is 18
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>>581632110
I would've liked to do that too, but I really like the sound of Civil, and big pay means one happy man haha
>>581632238
Fuck NZQA in general is the consensus I consistently get and agree with
>>581632263
Yeah, that's sorta the point for doing it early, to do something actually useful with the first two years
>>581632364
>I am Lorde, yah yah yah
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>>581632364
hello Lorde, I'm Lard
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>>581632238

Guttered?
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>>581632364
not gon lie though she has some fucking great hair so thick and wild
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>>581632364
sup
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>noona wants it in her poona.
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B1CED33
Chch
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>>581632187
18
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>>581632360
pffft. then u can still wait some years. whiny little boys.
>>581632530
so 18 like in germany?
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>>581632438
I found years 7 and 8 the biggest waste, I went to an intermediate school and it was just a catch-up for the tards while the smarter kids just play games and shit
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sex at 16

drinking at 18

gambling at 20
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>>581630567
Haha fucking disgraceful bullshit eh!
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Timarufag once again.

> ID's are evin back, why?
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>>581632538
What, are you mad?
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Anyone doing the level 3 media stu does exam tomorrow?
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>>581632652
thank you :) *bows*
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Dunedin reporting in
can get rits, $1/mg
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>>581632650
kek
>>581632870
I think I'm good not being a 40 year old man from South Park, Colorado
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>>581630559
I don't. and the only skill I have is my English. I teach/tutor people in Moscow and make roughly 1.5k$/month
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>>581632364
Back when she didn't look like a complete hag.
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>Christchurch master race

>>581632650
Sup
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>>581632545
Hello Lard, I'm still Lorde.
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>hyung likes his young
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>>581632958
Media studies* jesus I love my phone
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>>581627828
That is the Australian flag you dumb ass
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>>581631724
Enough french for today :D
Well I know some people wich work as Au Pair but as you said families préfère f for this job and I'm m, and i'm not really good with home tasks or kids :D
I prefer have my own appartement anyway.
I work on télécom, course will better to work on that but I can do something else :)
Which town is great in NZ? Didn't keep on my mind on the other thread..
My turn to apologize for my poor english :)
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>>581631047
And it makes you bring up blood?

You gonna get it sussed out?
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>>581633209
Nigga you dun goofed son
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>>581632775
Yes.

>>581632958
No but I did it years ago.
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>>581633097
is it getting hot in here or is it just you?
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>tfw Music video for "Dear god i hate myself"
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>>581632870
made some slight adjustments
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Hey y'all, I went to the Firth of Thames today. So baller.
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>>581633095
nm wbu? sharing is caring
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>>581633345
Was it easy for you?? I haven't studied for it at all but I'm pretty sure I can bullshit my way through mout of it
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>>581633383
Now that you mention it, it is sort of warm...
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>>581633209
hey this guy is right thats the Australian flag
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>>581632360
I fucked my fair share of fatties in my teens and I never had a problem pulling puss
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>>581632364
mfw shes picking up an american accent
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>>581628374
umm, that may have been me.
depends who you are
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>>581633248
dont worry about your english. ;)
ok, yeah i get that.
you might want to go to auckland, biggest city and plety of opportunities to get work, i think.
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>>581633679
>Why are ID's even back
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>>581633624
Yeah easy as.

I can't remember what was asked but I didn't study.

I never actually studied for any exams.

Whose got the time for that? Especially when there are hot Maoris bitches to fuck?
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AS multichoice physics tomorrow. GOOD LUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!!
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>>581633156
Might have considered doing media if our teacher knew how to use a computer. None of our teachers for that matter. Fucking story time

Our computers teacher is welsh, is horrible with computers, thick as shit, thinks the moon landing was faked and all the other conspiracy shit. If you've done computers at year 13 there's an internal on WAN's where you just explain them in depth and all components involved etc.

My mate managed to include in the section about cables that he recommended the new tetra-hydro cabling (THC) over fibre optic. It works on hydraulics and is up to 10x faster than fibre optic. Teacher bought it, didn't even question it. He still got an excellence. kek.
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>>581633714
WOT ACCENT M8
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Any good escort stories? Akl btw
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>>581633079
Just do the same here and experience our country, bloody good time
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>tfw you have never posted your waifu on this board and never will
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>>581633553
Yeah, fuck all either, not much to do on a Thursday night. Where abouts in chch are you from?
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>>581633846
Fuck I wish my school had a computing class :'( all we had is digital design.
Going into a computer servicing course with only what ive taught myself
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>>581633881
>escorts
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>>581634029
>mfw tyf mfer
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Hamilton here. Go team
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>>581633819
>>581633846
At least once a day my teacher will go an a man Haring rant for half the lesson. I've been able to get good grades by making up fake symbols and allusions to feminism in films for all my internals and she has last it all up but I'm just not sure if it will be the same with a possibly sane person marking my test... fuck it guess I'll find out tomorrow
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>>581634095
Oh man it's still teaching yourself here haha. In this whole year the teacher didn't teach us a single thing. No shit, just put the assessment packages in the student drive
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>>581634095
Digital design is a cool class, I wish I had taken that over computing... If you have learnt or delved in computer programming, you should be fine
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>>581633774
Allright, well thanks for your precious advices :)
Can't wait !
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Carterton/Wairarapa reporting.
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did i miss the nightly nz nudes thread?
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>>581634328
Fucking srs? In all my years on here never found anyone from Carterton.
>>581634257
Only thing related to computer programming I've done is basic C++ for my modding
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>>581634319
No prob. Yeah I know that feeling.
So sad I have to leave soon. :( Would love to stay forever. :(
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>>581634247
>fake symbols and allusions to feminism in films for all my internals
I did the same shit.

From memory the exams were similar things, talking about symbolism and all that fucking bullshit.

"Explain how, in a film you studied this year, the use of conventions alluded to the development of the plot. Be specific in your examples."
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>>581634328
Takapuna reporting in!
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tried the free gas trick that was posted the other night at the Z in mt roskill, surprised it worked
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>>581633860
fek u cunt im hotter dan all of youse

>used to have a massive cruch on chick that had a lorde nose
>really like thick noses on woman
>wtf
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What's everyone doing for the Christmas holidays?
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>>581634623
go on..
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>>581634471
Hell yes brother, nevar forget 7/1 Mr Big lives on, are you?
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>>581634687
Getting plat in LoL
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>>581634460
you mean the thread where everyone asks and no one delivers? No you're right on time
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>>581634475
i'll miss you~

promise you'll WRITE me

you're all that i have LEFT
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>>581634471
You should be okay then, computing in NCEA isn't all that advanced, in fact just go on their website and search the standards, if you can do what the standards entail, you should be alright
>>581634460
Not really but here's a link to it anyway
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!JJd01BjS!sSYwsz2UTkm52XefTri2lA
>>581634623
How do you do it anon?
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>>581634735
Wuts that
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invercargill saying hello
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>>581634735
heh got that before exams thank god, haven't played since
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>>581634247
Holy shit you should have met my english teacher bitch was all about that femminist shit then you look at the exemplars and they are mostly the same. Every time I handed in a practice it was all like "so when are you going to mention gaze theory or the sexualisation of woman in this film"
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>>581634740
>>581634780

Shot guys. I Lold at Boats n Hoes. Who the fuck are those girls haha
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>>581634687
Spending it with my family
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>>581634643
>wtf
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>>581634845
christ....
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>>581634750
Ill miss you too.
Ill miss all of you guys... :(
Yeah ill write you, gimme your throwaway. :)
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>3 excellence credits off E endorsed
>don't want to rely on externals
>have physics internal worth 3 creds
mfw I'm too fuckin lazy.
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>>581634830
nice dude I haven't played fuck all this year :( what role do you main?
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>>581634712
High st south m8
>>581634780
Nah mang Im off to weltec for a diploma
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>>581634914
lol what, i made that mega, i have the names of the girls but figureed it was too seedy to share em so i just named em all boatsandhoes
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>>581634845
I had one of those.

Stupid cunt had hairy legs, armpits and smelly dreadlocks.

I hated that bitch
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>>581634845
I feel for you man
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>>581634623
how you do it
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>>581635034
Pembroke son.
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>>581634914
They're from Welly
>>581635034
All gud m8
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>>581635014
mid, you?
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>>581634814
Hello Invercargill.
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>>581634925
Lots of piss?
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>>581635180
Hello new zealander?
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>>581634780
>>581634696
>>581635134

>go to pumps that you do night pay with debit/visa cards
>do normal transaction, pin codes etc
>select amount of gas you want
>take card
>pick up diesel pump
>put it back down
>transaction cancels
>pumps still on
>fill car with petrol
>profit
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>>581635147
Damn this is a surprise lol never would have thought Id find anyone from this hole on here.
Which college you go to?
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>>581634937
yfww.png
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>>581635180
You had your walk yet?
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Any of my Auk fags heading to OurHouse tomorrow night?
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>>581635258
Nah kind of like a family thing. I will most likely be drinking Asahi and shitposting in the NZ thread that night though
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>>581635059
step brothers is a quality movie mate haha was that all the OC from the other thread?
Good job on the mega though, way easier to make a collection that way
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>>581635429
>hotdogs
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>>581635173
support. A truly womanly role!
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>>581635549
yea it was all the OC in the other thread,some other guy posted his mega which had alot
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>>581635371
So go to places that don't have those shops then?
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>tfw you can't keep up with the thread anymore
i thought it was comfy time
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>>581635429
hotdogs?
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>>581635697
anon other night said it only works at z, but yeah
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>>581630260
If ya feel like coming to invers.
Queenstown will tear you a new one.
P.S
New Zealand is legal 16+
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>>581635395
Im a broomie
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>>581635494
Fair enough man, enjoy
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>>581635369
Don't patronise me.

>>581635430
Nah, listening to some Beatles and then going shortly.
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>>581635812
ayyy thanks /b/ro
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>>581634623
churr, that was me that posted it/ found it by mistake

good shit that it seems to work everywhere and not just here in dunners
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>>581635704
Oh herro
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>>581635617
Manly mid is where its at. Of course, if you're confident that you're better than what you're playing with, which I was. Otherwise I'm cool with any role except adc
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You get a massive fine if you get caught fuckin with Z it was on the news
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>>581635034
The Weltec Dip for Computers is piss easy, bro. It's a good qualification to get.
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>>581635870
Ouch lol what a shame.
> K C OHHRAHH
Not even fuck that place
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>>581635973
Yasuo mid is easily one of the funniest.
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>>581635897
Take pics of weird shit if you see anything
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>>581636026
Thats what I was hoping for. Just hoping I can pull good enough grades to skip the phone desk or get a decent interview when Im done
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>>581635973
fucking adc is horseshit role. I don't understand how people have the patience....
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>>581635986
that was sharing voucher discounts
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>>581635371
thats heaps man
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>>581635371
But as someone who works at a gas station, we pass number plates and videos onto police, so idk you'd have to get around that somehow
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>>581635986
what? about driveoffs? because it's an actual easy mistake to make so you can claim you just fucked up, diff story if they have you on camera doing it 20 times
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>>581636206
"I'm using to putting diesel in my work van, picked it up by mistake officer - I didn't even know I didn't pay"
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>>581636142
So take pictures of myself?

Noona did you block me from emailing you?
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>>581636179
It's so much effort into practicing so you can be on par with other adcs just to go and put the game into your teams hands anyway -.-
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>>581636037
Ight good meeting bro, steer clear of Carrington park its been full of darkies the last few days
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>>581636206
I've done it twice and had no comebacks, think I'll actually pay for gas this week though, when my missus drove off by mistake they had her on the ph within 15 mins
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>>581636364
Place has always been a hole why you think they put them lights up
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>>581636319
Ah, then 'I didn't notice it filled, it was late and I was tired'. Touche'. You'd still get caught and have to pay it though surely
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>>581635734
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>>581636450
So I get to see a bunch of shadows leaping around a court with a half inflated b-ball when I need to pick up milk at night?
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>>581636424
>this
If they think you've done a drive off, they call police with your number plate. police search who it's registered to and will call your phone 5 mins later. if you don't go pay they go to your registered address.
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>>581636174
Yeah, just get on the good side of the right tutors and they'll refer you to some good jobs.
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>>581636213
People will go back for more. Feel free to ship some down to me if ya guna make a profit of it
>>581636184
I still would believe taking advantage of a glitch is surely just as bad.
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>>581636360
Amen. It's more fun to go balls deep into their team and peel than prance around the edges of fights to not get targeted lol
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>>581636471
been 2 weeks since I done it by mistake first

then again last fri

not a word said
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>>581636671
Advice for doing that? Dont wanna be a piece of shit suck up.
>>581636615
I remember the shuffle battles they used to have in the rotunda god that shit was kek worthy. And the amount of times ive been asked to give them a share of my fried chicken fucking hell lol
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>581636708
We pick up on 100% of drive-offs, send any that aren't accidents (they've come back to pay) to the cops and the amount that ultimately get away is next to none. Either they didn't pick up on it or there's some delay getting the tapes to the cops, as there is here sometimes. Gl tho
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Found a good picture of otago.
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>>581636928
still dont know what the fuck those crazy chinks are doing
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>>581636498
Just whippin' some up now with my BFF
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>>581637054
transferring foot cream into a tube of tooth paste
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>>581636935
I was thinking that as petrol stations are super jews and would account for every drop

but still no word, I don't wanna rack up some $500 tab I get stung with eventually but I think it glitches because it takes your $200 first and then replaces what you don't spend

so in theory they have your money, they just put it back
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I have a question. My wife is NZ and I'm amerifat. She's like every other woman when I ask what she wants to eat. It's always "it doesn't matta, whateva you want, it's up to you". But I know she's sick of amerifood and misses marmite and whatnot. How do I find something she loves and at the same time make her feel at home again? No b8, she misses tauranga.
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