What're you cooking for Thanksfagging, /b/? Pic related:

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>>581537041
>sweet potato cheesecake
>sweet potato

anon this actually sounds really good. how does it taste? can you give the recipe?

>>581538137
Sure anon, gimme a sec. Hopefully this doesn't 404 before then.

I'm gonna cook the normal thanksgiving staple "Green Bean Casserole"
all fresh ingredients no lactose version.

homemade stuffing. Pretty basic

Going in the oven now...

>>581538320
1 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup melted butter

2 lbs sweet potatoes
3 8-ounce packages cream cheese, softened
7/8 cup white sugar
1/3 cup sour cream
1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
3 room-temperature eggs

3/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup butter
1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
1 cup chopped pecans (or walnuts, whatever floats your boat)

Combine graham cracker crumbs with melted butter. Stir until reasonably uniform, then press into the bottom of a 9-inch baking pan. This forms the crust.
Bake at 300 degrees Fahrenheit for ten minutes. Remove and let cool. Should be golden-brown.

I'll post the rest in a sec.

Making some shit with eggplants with my grandfather.

That and some home made biscuits some damn fine honeybaked ham, some turkey, mashed mother fucking potatoes with some cream to fluff that shit up, and some more stuff like homemade cranberry spread.
>italians
>we make food
>and love food
>and will eat a lot and make a lot
>this is for ~20 people
>theres more but eh

>>581539178
great! i might have to try this. thank you sweet potato cheesecake anon

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>>581539287
>home made biscuits
>mashed mother fucking potatoes

I came.

captcha: 1

frying up some chicken and serving it with coli greens. Watermelon slices for desert and kool aid to drink. FUCK YOUR FAGSGIVING PILGRIM FAGGOT

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S'mores Pie

>>581539446
you dont understand how fucking delicious this shit is. the recopies we use are so good its as if the roman god of food sent them himself.
>they force me to say grace
>am atheist
>they know this
>i do it for the food
acceptable losses for food this nice

Moms Spaghetti

Sweet potato pie (tell the kids it's pumpkin)
Cheesecake
Turkey
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes
Cranberry relish from scratch

>Turkey
>Cranberry sauce. None of that canned shit.
>Stuffing
>Sautted fresh green beans in garlic and butter
>southwest devilled eggs
>homemade chicken pot pie. None of that Pillsbury crust shit.
>And to top it off. White Russians and whiskey for drinks.

>>581539287
Place the potatoes in a baking dish and bake until a knife goes through cleanly. Should be uniformly soft. Let cool until you can handle and peel them. Puree in a food processor until smooth. It's okay if you leave some small chunks in there, it adds character. Bump the oven up to 350 degrees.

Beat the cream cheese and the sugar (3/4 cup, plus two tablespoons) until smooth. Stir in the sour cream, 1/4 cup cream, and 1 1/2 cups of the sweet potato puree. Beat in eggs one at a time, blending well after each one. Make sure you don't have any yellow streaks in the mix. Once it's all smooth, dump it in the crust. Smooth the top with a rubber spatula.

Bake at 350 until a tester inserted in the middle comes out clean. Should take about an hour. For bonus points, put the pan in the center of a large cookie sheet and fill with about a half-inch of water. As the cheese cake bakes, this will keep the surface moist, which prevents cracking.

Once the cake is done baking, turn off the oven. Let the cake stand in the oven for about an hour with the door ajar. It needs to cool slowly, again, to prevent cracking.

Topping recipe after the break.

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>>581537041

>>581539720
I don't care if they made me sacrifice a goat on the table. There's very little I wouldn't do for some seriously good biscuits and mashed potatoes.

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>>581540174
fuck you these mashed potatoes are the best ive ever had.

if we changed anything it would be worse.
>if god tried these he's praise our efforts
>our chili during christmas eve is blue ribbon too
>out family takes no compromises with food

>>581540467
this food is so good. all out effort goes into it and we are lucky to not be killed form how fucking delicious this shit is
>HOME MADE MASHED POTATOES
>HOME MADE BISCUITS
>HOME MADE CHILI
>HOME MADE CRANBERRY SAUCE
>HOME MADE STUFFING
>HOME MADE EGGPLANTS FROM EGGPLANTS WE GROW OURSELVES
satan would party with us if he could

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>>581540348
Topping Recipe

Combine brown sugar and 1/4 cup butter (margarine, if you're a faggot) in a heavy saucepan. Stir over low heat until the sugar dissolves. This will go slowly, but resist the temptation to raise the heat. Burned butter smells like the devil's asshole. Once everything's dissolved, raise the heat and bring to a simmer. Mix in 1/4 cup cream, then add your nuts. Your pecans, I mean.

Allow to cool until just under a simmer. Pout the hot topping over the cheesecake. Pop in the fridge for about three hours, or until the center is firm.

Eat that shit. Take a picture of yourself eating it, then send it to all your friends. Feel the waves of euphoria wash over you, knowing that all those faggots be 'mirin.

>>581540980
that was one hell of a meal he ate. I salute this man for his efforts.

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>>581540880
I think you misunderstand me. I would fuck a goat if someone gave me biscuits and mashed potatoes afterward. I want to climb in your window, smell your mom's hair while she cooks, and then hide under your kitchen table just to listen to your family eat.

I want them 'tats.

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>>581540142
Anon, provide your chicken pot pie recipe. I am on a mission to eat all chicken pot pies.

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>>581541485
you get nothing. you will suffer, and we will laugh.

>i would share the recipe
>but you cant handle this level of food taste

>>581537041
I'll probably be cooking a TV dinner and eating by myself because I'm a top tier forever-alone

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>>581537041
ramen all day

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>>581539889
Underrated post

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>>581537041
Im not from Yankistan, but I'm pretty sure if you're putting 'fag' into Thanksgiving it's definately Fagsgiving

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>>581542371
Combine your and OP's post, and you get Fagsfagging.

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>>581539617

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>>581541053
fuck yes, thank you anon. This will definitely be made.

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>>581542652
In happy to call it that from now on, as I said I'm not from Yankistan, idgaf about it.

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>>581540174
Sounds legit. gonna have to try.

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>>581541823
Fuck you then, Fag-O-Tron. Dumping personal mashed potato recipe! I don't measure shit when I make this anymore, so use your imagination.

1 bag golden potatoes
1 8-ounce package cream cheese (real cream cheese, none of that low-fat shit)
1/4 cup whipping cream, or thereabouts
8 tablespoons butter, divided
Sea salt
Pepper, to taste
Seasoned salt
Garlic powder
Onion powder

Peel potatoes and cut into fourths. Bring a large pot of water to boil, then dump in the potatoes. Boil for about 15-20 minutes, or until a fork passes easily through several pieces. Strain in a collander for about thirty seconds, then return to the pot. Reduce heat to low.

Mash potatoes in the pot with the potato masher you should have, unless you are some kind of asshole. The low heat should heat up the starch, making them thick and sticky.

Add in the heavy cream and stir. Don't get too zealous with the cream; you're going for smooth, not soupy. Add in butter one ounce at a time, stirring for about thirty seconds after each ounce. Once stirred in, add the cream cheese one ounce at a time. Stir until blended. Add about a teaspoon of pepper, a teaspoon of sea salt, and a good few dashes of seasoned salt. Stir. Add 1/2 tablespoon of garlic powder and 1/4 tablespoon of onion powder. Stir. Add more sea salt to taste.

Put it in a bowl and put a pat of butter on it, then experience body-wracking orgasm as you feast on this crazy deliciousness.

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>>581543226

Brined a 14 lb turkey for an early thanksgiving.
Cooked to perfection, nice and tasty.
Will attempt to fry one next year. Should be interesting.

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Just pulled this out of the oven.

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>>581542904
It's good as hell, bro.

>>581543389
Frying turkey is the way to go, bro. We're doing two this year, as we do every year. I will never go back to baked.

>>581543689
I dunno, the brine kept it super juicy, I know fried would be way better.

Smoking a turkey is something I'll have to try as well.

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>>581538542
Shit, forgot pic.

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>>581541883
If you're going to foreveralone this Thanksgiving, at least do it with some style. Buy a turkey breast and some good bourbon, fry the breast and drink the bourbon. This is America, God damnit.

>>581542371
I can roll with that.