I'm still here.. 2 gets

>>581533892
get the tits already

>>581533892
>>581532838
I have your friend I want 10'000 snackbars, If not I will come after you I have you located using a triangle NSA encrypted software, Live Or Die you choose.

>>581533892
YES, I've been spamming refresh for like 5 min now!

if you send tits now!

Just do this one thing for me. Send me a picture of your face + tits. I wanna go out with a view

bla bla , stop Trusting Op. (op=me)

>>581533892
>You should just show up like nothing happened, tell them your phone was stolen and you don't know what their talking about.

>Then hug them both and whisper "tits or else" in her ear.

Sure baby but only if you send me nudes

send me 1 pic and I promise I will call you please

Only when you show them titties

oh god my anus is on fire tyrone wont stop

Only when you send me nudes

>>581533892
Walk into the room like nothing happened and ask if they've seen your phone.

Reroll

>>581533892
just send tits and everything will be fine, i promise, its the only thing i want you to do

This is one of the best threads ever.

Fuck her right in the feet and anus OP.

>>581534161
REROLL FO DIS!

>>581533892
It continues. The most epic thread of the month.

I never loved you.

>>581533892
My doughnuts make you go nuts!

Show me your tits and we can get back together

>>581534126
This, op

>>581534170
Reroll

>>581534232
winrar

>>581534189
reroll

>>581534232
winrar

>>581533892
ok but tits first

op pls stop this
just reclaim tits and do that shit of pretending you lost your phone

btw captcha 2222

show me your tits and ill think about it

>>581534232
Win.

>>581533892
send a dick pic

Can you do me for me?

Of course I will, anything. As long as you send your tits first.

>>581534232
winrar

>>581534232
winrar

Thank god! Did someone archive the others?
best get thread in awhile.

If GET:

Go in there, act normal, ask them if they have seen your phone. Audio record.

>>581534232
winrar

>>581534232
Winrar

>>581533892
Can you handle me? If you think you can you should obey me.

>>581533892
You seem not to be able to, you fucking cunt.

winrar!!

>>581534232
and we have a winrar

>>581533892
Dude you are so close. Only accept winrars that will lead to tits. "babe iv been so lonly recently, I feel so alone. Please send the pix. I will bandage my wrists and make myself throw up. I promise"

>>581533892
OP you are one cold hearted nigger to be able to do this so easily. There needs to be more people like you.

tits or GTFO. simple i get what i want , and you still GTFO

>>581534161
reroll!

>>581534232
Winrar

>>581534307
re-roll

>>581534232
Let's go OP

>>581534482
>babe
Is that what you say to your niece? Fucking retard.

anyone got the thread saved? I wanna see it from the beginning

>>581533892
This OP is crazy as hell, I like him

archive link pls

Rolling for this

>>581534482
Winrar #2

Send me a photo of ur or mums its now. Dont question it just do it or its over... I cant explain it now, if u send maybe

>>581534652
same here. anyone?

>>581534673
Mines more likely to get tits. Pick me op!,

fuck archive pls

>>581534795
Listen to him OP

send a picture of your dick.

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Newfags all over the bait.

>protip: too good to be true.

OP please continue and when the whole thing is dead you should have a buddy waiting for you and give your phone to him. then you walk out and ask about the phone thing. but that's first when this stops being funny.
if get(I'm loosing a lot of blood right now. you better send those tits before it's too late)

>>581534868
this has already been in 3 threads

>>581534652
i have the second one open but i have no idea how to collate it into one pic.

i missed the first one

Send me a photo of ur or mums tits now. Dont question it just do it or its over... I cant explain it now, if u send maybe

>>581534868
Still fun to read, pheggit

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Ask her what thing ahe is talking about, most original wins

And I promise to share nudes if I really get them

>>581534868
Nigger, how is this a bait, you fucking autist? Go back to fapping to your loli or whatever but get out of this thread!
>also saging with a pic

>>581534868
being this new

we need that tits!!!! hahahaha

>>581534868
fuck off heaven

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and bait is still beta as fuck.

>protip: Too good to be true.

OP CAN U PLEASE make screens again? /b is ungry :D

Op is not a fag

>>581535145
ok but tits first

i usually don't get the feels like this, but i feel bad for this stupid chick. is bumming me out.

Op go home,fuck her,pics
>win

>>581535257
this

>>581535145
OP WHAT IS THAT "ONE THING"

>>581535201
>so i cam to this thread

/sentence

>>581535145
Go to the restroom and take 1 pls I'm begging u

niggers tongue my anus

What is the story wit this shit did she cheat or sumthing

>>581535145
tits first!

It doesn't matter, the police can't stop the bleeding. But your exposed breasts can.

>>581535145
Charge your phone op! "what u talking about. I'm fucking depressed smee. I don't want to see my mam right Now. Go to the bathroom and send me a pic of them tits I love so much."

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>>581535145
>youre completely fucked up again like the last time...

>>581535291
this is all that needs to be said now

>>581535145
APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER

>>581535145
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

>>581535416
Just demanding tits or he will kill himself, apparently she is at his mom's house and they are crying together about to call the police

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Screw you, i want to know

>>581535145
"Fucked up again "
again ???

>>581535201
>>581534868
>protip: Too austitic to get the fuck out

>>581535683
inb4 come home

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>>581535145
Get the nudes then go home and say'' anyone seen my phone i think i lost it''

>>581535416
She's his neice and from what I read in the previous thread they all think he's on drugs again. And now he's saying he's going to kill himself and wants to see her tits.

>>581535683
op is a fag as usual

tits though man, come on

>>581535683
'come home' fucking faggot

>>581535837
open the door...

rolling for: OP sends dick pic

and first you promise me those tits of yours, sweetie-pie

>>581535683
his space key is called spatie

"Tits and i'll come home"

>>581535853
This so much this

>>581535867
>niece
>tits
holy shit is OP twisted or what

>>581535683
Inb4, I trolled /b/ I see it coming

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>>581535683
Tell her you will do one thing if she does, and that one thing is Tits Pronto

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>>581535819
pic related

>It's you

this

>>581535853
c'mon... been saying it for 3 threads now!

Tit's with timestamp, obviously.

>>581535853
You'd have to wait a couple hours before going home or else it would look stupidly suspicious. Though they might be too emotionally distraught to really notice at the time and you could say that you were out getting food and say that it's just coincidence that you're getting home right as it stopped.

>>581535925
right.. he got us at a point where the dinosaur would be legit aswell....

Bring over some boxers. I shit myself.

it's time to start doing something useful with this stupid thread.

Ok so what do we know about OP and his gf?

He's in the Netherlands (using Vodafone NL). Gf's nickname is smee. Anyone try to crop out her photo and do a reverse image search?

OP's name is Chris. I've only caught parts of the thread. What else do we know, anything? What other clues we got?

>>581536021
His niece is hot wtf,are you retarded?

>>581535940
Vodafone NL...

Fucking newfags

>>581535867
Oh my god I assumed it was his girlfriend, this just got even better

you fucks bout to get trollllll

>>581536068
His name tag says bethesda

Bethesda hires autists

>>581536068
that's ryan
>silly

>>581535867
>>581536158

oh ok, my bad, his niece.

>>581536207
Indeed. They're a bunch of retards.

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Bring m

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>>581536138
no shit

>>581536158
NIECE! Not GF you FAG

I actually feel bad for the bitches

>>581536174
did you come to that assumption from that small little pic in the chat cap?

>>581536378
faggot

>>581536378
holy fuck

never seen that before

>>581536378
rip

9/10 i 8 b8

>>581536378
Knew it :>

>>581536234
and retards like

>YOU

>>581536218
FUCKING CALLED IT

>>581536378
1/10

>>581536158
Smee is not a dutch name,then it will be Esmee of Esmeralda full. Why its English.. could be he lives in either Rotterdam of Amsterdam. Those are also populated with English people
>dutch

>>581536378
>>581536147
>>581535925


called it

>>581536378
Oh man I was so trolled

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>>581536378
4chen 4lyfe

>>581536378
So no tits I'm guessing

>>581536378
well, 10/10, you had me going

>>581536068
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Shave your neckbeard and get laid! Nobody cares about your pathetic sage attempts.

>believing sage actually works
>being this autistic

>>581536378
>tfw no gf

>>581536378
Nice OP, that was actually pretty unexpected buy I had my suspicions.

>>581536378
wow nice one

Thought so, The Grampa bit confirmed.

9/10 bait though.

>>581536378
Lol. This shit was still nice to read. OpNotFaggot/10

>>581536378
Ask her for tits.

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>>581536378
>damnit

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>>581535145

>Timezone
>Vodafone NL.

Implying Dutchfags speak English to each other.
Confirmed for bullshit

>>581536378
So no tits?

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>>581536378

>>581536496
read this
>>581536546

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I died

>>581536378
fuk

>>581536378
I still want tits OP

FUCKSHITDICKASSCOCKNIGGER
10/10

>>581536378
lol OP is the newest of newfags

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>>581536378

7/10 - predictable in the end, but that "she called my mum" made me kek

>>581536546
u got severly trolled.

>Newfag

>>581536378
gr8 b8 m8, i 8!

9/10 :)