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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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nz thread continue
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why are IDs even back?
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>>581459346
chchfag her
what is everyone doing? I'm just watching southpark on instasync and installing videogames.
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new thread

new me

new us
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Reporting in

>tfw Along Came Betty
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Chch morphine guy back motherfuckers
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Ill be back for Thread No. 3 or something, feel like a shower. :) cya sweeties!
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Massey stoner reporting in up2 bro
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Ello
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Hello, boys!
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>>581459572
nice, don't forget to wash your ass anon
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Sup cunts im fkn durnk of da double browns g chur hori
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Dunners reporting in before I eventually get distracted
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>>581459469
Catching up on sons of anarchy last few eps
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>>581459471
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nelson/marlborough
40mg ritalin
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why are like 99% of gay dudes absolute fucking whores? like I swear to fucking god I know 2 or 3 fellow gay dudes who don't try to shag every fag in sight.
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>>581459641
yeah, well, thank you, bro. :D ill remember it.
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>>581459751
Night Walker?
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>>581459724
want an autograph?
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>>581459873
nah, someone else. was mostly lurking in the las thread.
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Tena Koutou, Tena Koutou, Tena Koutou, Tena koutou katoa, ko David ko te ingua.
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Ayy lmao

> putting the nz back into nazi
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Munted guy ere
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Christchurch 20mg ritalin
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>>581459873
Nein.

das is me.
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>>581459751
How many gay people do you know??
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>>581459873
probably here mate >>581459752
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>>581459751
It's always the loud obnoxious fags that ruin our credibility.
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>>581459948
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Any Juan in Waikato close to Thames?
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>>581459887
I do.
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>>581459964
a dozen or so at least, I guess. all my friends who like dudes are chill about it but god there's a lot of super whores.
>>581460009
exactly. there's totally a difference between gays and fags.
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>>581459746
>>581459961

What's the deal with ritalin anyway? How does it FEEL
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anyone in the nelson marlborough area wanna come pick me up in picton take me to maccas in blenheim get a few ice creams
0278587102 :3
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So many IDbro wannabes on tonight
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Invercargillian master race
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>>581460112
Sorta like the niggers and black people analogy
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>Tfw HDD failed
>TFW lost all my shit
>TFW MFW folder is gone

Remuera fag checking in. Results back from uni, passed everything. Celebrating by having an early night cause I got work in the morning
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>>581460220
they get internet in invercargill
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>>581459963
Got it
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>>581460246
hahaha hard
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>>581460284
>Results back from uni, passed everything.
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>>581460369
Sorry, bro! didn't know that it would trigger you
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>>581460369
tfw dropped out of course
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>>581459469
Dunedin reporting, not a whole hell of a lot really just watching YouTube videos right now but trying to think of a good movie to watch
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>some many newfags on tonight
>nightwalk (me) is Hello, boys! poster
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>>581460141
Feels like addiction
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>>581460369
i still havent got level 1 ncea :'(
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>>581460449
>>581460465
>tfw Summer School
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Now that's cricket, old cunt gets another old cunt out
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>>581460334
No broadband where I am yet kek
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>>581460514
Wait I'm confused, you are from chch right?
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>>581460514
How obvious is it I'm an ADHD fag?

>missing words in replies
>wrong words in replies
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>>581460514
i'm new here

pls be nice
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rawlin
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>>581460610
the typical nz cricket game out the back
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>>581460473
Dunedin, Waverly, about to watch Lost Highway. Any youtube gold going?

https://chaturbate com/bloomingorlando/
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>>581460692
I honestly thought I would never see another vettori wicket ever again
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>>581460354
Don't you hate how fucking PC the world is
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>>581460623
marlborough will be getting by 2045 were being told
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>>581460631
>you are from chch right?
You are triggering me.

Tauranga.
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>>581460809
wow dude fuck that
even chch still has more to do after the earthquakes than that.
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>>581460473
Top three subscribed channels?
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>>581460649
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>>581459887
Rekt
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>>581460809
Was i talking to you about lifting in the first thread? You said you did cardio and lifted in one day or something...
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>>581460809
My bad, I got you confused with that guy who posts that stick figure guy
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>>581460473
>>581460759
> North Dunedin

Currently watching 'The place beyond the pines'
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>>581460984
Are you the guy I recommended it to last night? Great film
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>>581460790
Hahaha by then fucking fibre optic will be obsolete
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>>581460514
I'll be here for awhile, doc gave me another month off work
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>>581460773
omg fucking ae, im hating how 'modern femism" is on the rise, which is basically privileged white woman bitching about how pharrell Williams is sexist
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>>581460870
An Indian offered to buy me a plane ticket to Christchurch.

He kept sending pictures of white guys (different ones). I could tell he was a shitskin, though, because they write in a certain way.

"Are you an Indian?"
"Yes"
(Sends picture of white guy).

>>581460913
That's me. Haha.

>>581460924
It's ok, settle down.
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>>581460984
Dunners cuntz reppin, living in belleknowes for a few weeks and feel very out of place. I go outside for a dart and have to be careful not to exhale too loud lest I wake the neighbours
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>>581460984
come up to marlborough tomorrow night pick me up in picton we go blenheim get some ice cream from mcdonalds ;) (nothing gay btw)
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>>581460570
How do you even
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>>581461130
Bruh.

>tfw Babymetal
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>>581461043
Yeh, took your word, last 20mins to go, pretty damn good.
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>>581461112
When are you due?
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>>581461130
dude he want to fuck you or something? they type different because they can't speak english.
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>Christchurch Master Race
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>>581461203
Gosling is GOAT. Shit's cash. I'd recommend watching Inside Llewyn Davis or Drive after that
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>>581461304
come off it, chch is shit. there's nothing left to do anymore since everything is ruined.
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>>581461304
[email protected]
come to marlborough and we can go maccas and take some photos together plus mcdoanalds icecreams are better then burger kings
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>>581461224
Yeah, he told me, I think in his second or third reply, that he thought "You might be the one".

...

Another guy, Asian, from Auckland (where fucking else?) has offered for me to go live with him and be kept...

Among others.
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>>581460187
man, im a nelson boy. so tempted, but nah. middle of night, fuck that. have a good one tho bro
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>>581461437
lmao that's desperate as fuck
how do you even encounter people like that? you on those dating sites or some shit?
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>>581461124
Ooooooh fuck yes. This radical feminists are the fucking worst cunts ever
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>>581460894
>spent 8 minutes looking for this gif
you're worth it
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>>581461437
>live with him and be kept.....

What? I remember seeing an asian dude on /b/ being kept in a cage under a bed and being injected with estrogen. Be careful
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>>581461463
txt me when u decide u wanna if u wanna tomorrow i keep my phone under my pillow so my no friends can txt me
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>>581461330
I loved drive, that soundtrack was perfect and Gosling was boss as fuck
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>>581461130
Guess I'm just gonna pic a picture to use as ID
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>>581461530
Yeah. The stories I could tell you, aye. Fuck it's a bit of a laugh.

>>581461593
no u r

>>581461623
Kept like pampered and shit.
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>>581461223
Haha for what?
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>>581461697
Go on...
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>>581461124
>tfw I didnt fail my english exam for the patriarchy
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>tfw been sober for half a week
wonder how long it'll be till i post this gif again
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Timaru bro reporting in, anyone else from timaru? I'm pretty sure im the only person in this shitty town who knows how to internet
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>>581461787
shit I don't suppose I could trouble you for those stories? I"m up for some laughs tbh
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>>581461632
Brain tumour-o-clock
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>>581462016
You the loose cannon trying to cook meth?
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>>581461836
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>>581461890
Haven't decided yet
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>>581461787
post stories pls
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>>581462114
what u mean
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where is nz anyway, isn't it like a state of australia
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>>581462160
lmao what no
sounds like fun tho
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>>581462016
Nah, got a bit of family there though. Shit was cash when i was a kid. Too many coons on those fisheries courses and gangs muddying the waters now, shits sad
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huhu im back! and i didnt forget my bumm. washed it with a looot of soap. ;)
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>>581459346
>nz
>It's official. I'm broke.
top klek
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NEW ZEALAND
E
W

Z
E
A
L
A
N
D
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>>581462404
yo, noona
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>>581462030
I get messaged by heaps of people that are a bit off center.

This one guy would message saying "hey handsome" "Morning gorgeous" that sort of shit. Anyway the following exchange happened at I still laugh about it.

"I hope you have signed with a modeling agency"
"I think you're being a bit kind there"
"JUST DO IT!"

Another guy would message me saying "I want to fuck your pussy" and would include, everytime he sent that message which was around 15ish times, a picture of his arsehole.

Another guy said he wanted to take me to rebel sports to buy lycra. Blah blah, I asked for a face pic (was never going to get with him, just curious) and he had a massive tantrum. "If you don't want to play THAT's fine, don't waste me time!"

This Maori guy is trying his hardest to rip me off. Wants to get money off for a score, he'll bring it back to me, if he can have some.

Yeah, I don't think that's really his plan, aye.
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>>581462175
Haha babbys don't come from manpenis
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>>581462449
I love how since the election ended he vanished and suddenly shit hits the fan for him.
Loses his cash told not to go anywhere his laywers quit he be flying away soon
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>>581462404
good to hear mate
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>>581462356
Yeh lets try it.

>>581462404
That was a long shower,
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>>581462538
It's real, look at the site.

>i know you want to
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>>581462569
he always was a scammer
at least we got rid of him
our gift to you dear nz
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THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! NZ represent!
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>>581462537
You fucked many guys?

Do you do that public toilet meet up stuff?
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>>581462537
lmao that's some pretty crazy shit. reminds me of that one time I looked at craigslist, jesus there's some pretty desperate shit going on there.
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Hey bros, I need a place to stay in Auckland for a month start of next year, have a course to attend, and no money, what do?
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>>581462503
yo, hyung!
>>581462572
thx. :D lol
>>581462683
what do you think: shampoo, shaving, shower gel, conditioner and face wash. how long would it take you? oh, and not to forget long hair!
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AK NUDES B B B
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>>581461632
any chance you will be in nelson, i would consider getting a pint with a dude from /b/, but man, fuck doing that drive.
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>>581462778
>You fucked many guys?
No :-(

Nobody seems keen.

>Do you do that public toilet meet up stuff?
Nah, mate.
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>>581462739
you german?
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>>581462841
I always wondered whether this full thing would leak
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>>581462916
Being gay seems like a lot of hassle haha
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>>581462820
A, fair enough, a shower for me usually last till the bottom of a bottle o beer.

>>581462916
Are you overly picky?
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>>581462934
yeah
i know that fat boy since his early years in irc during the 90'
he always was a tool
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>oh, a new zealand thread.
>there might be some neat people in my area.
>oh my.
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>>581462985

keen my bro keen
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>>581462908
idk dude got no license luckily im not one of those nz b uses who thinks our goverments spying on us my email is [email protected] >inb4 omfg fbi cia nz is important look we have a hollywood sign love us again america :3
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>>581463029
Yeah, I didn't even mention guys I've been warned have aids, bug chasers trying their luck (there's this guy from Wellington that wants to infect me. I found a message from him on the sites message board talking about how he always fucks raw so, yeah. I wouldn't go there but it's still scary).
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>>581463058
are you in nz or germany?
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>>581463058
The look on his face when he realised he would get nothing from the election was one of pure beauty
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>>581462916
fuck man. queers have it easy as fuck. 2 compatable partners with a male sex drive, they get it on. saw a pair sucking face on my university lawn in O week, you really must be shy or picky.
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im a strapping young dude not gay would suck off a guy thought im 18 im tall and i like adventure not partys and shit building that are abandeoned exploring email me for a pic of me and i do no how to act the gay part honey
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>>581463056
>Are you overly picky?
Not really. I wouldn't jump in with just anyone, I don't want to catch anything nor be a town bike but, I'm shy.

There's one guy that seems alright (has gf, lel) but he's an honest 10/10 and, well, I'm shy...
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>>581463130
flinging you text now bro. if im ever in your hood i will be certain to drop in
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>>581463234
Is the gaydar accurate or is it all shit like how straight guys can balls up reading a chick sometimes?
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>>581463240
reichsbürger of course
>>581463243
that's so typical of him. pretending and expecting being important while everyone laughs at him
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>>581463276
>2 compatable partners with a male sex drive
You'd be surprised. Talked to one guy that said his boyfriend only wanted it every three months or so.

Shocked me quite a bit.
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>>581462916

take ur faggot shit elsewhere bra
fuckn flamingo ass fakot fruit loop
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>>581463384
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>>581463504
not sure if i should write you in german just to annoy the others. :P
which city youre from?
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>>581463384
If you like sucking dicks you're attending the university of faggotville, sorry to break it to you
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>>581463415
email me plz if ur in wellington im from marlborough but want to go tab with someone so i dont look like i have a gambling problem im 18
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>>581463432
>>581463415
>>581463384
You fucking faggots faggoting up the thread, fuck off and do your faggot shit elsewhere, this is a nz thread show some fucking respect.
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>>581463384


u faggot as fuq b
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>>581463630
berlin
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>>581463456
Nah, it's bullshit. Any fag that mentions that is usually a queen and bragging about how "I'm so hot all guys want me".

That's a bit of an exaggeration but it's true. There's guys that are gay as fuck and you'd never be able to tell whereas there's gays you are sure are the biggest cum cuzzler around and they aren't.
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>>581463415
I bet you'd show him your eyebrows you filthy whore!
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>>581463523
well fuck. all the queers i know are rageing for it
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>>581463750
ah el capitol. :D
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>>581463740
>NZ
>Legalised Gay marriage
>Respect
Cmon bruv at least try
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>>581463727
Nah, I'm not.
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the fuck outa here ya fuckboiz
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>>581463612
>>581463663
okay i would do it for 50 now im not gay im just desprate for cash(supressing homosexual urges)
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Anyone in new plymouth?
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>>581463782
>are you bj lips?
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>>581463740
Outside of /b/ nz threads, I am fairly scared of gays, however inside nz threads you just go with the flow man, don't bother fighting them, you'll just tire out and they'll take you with them. Gays continue, your discussions amuse me
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>>581463926
uz a fakot b straight up no ifs and buts straight a fuckn flamer

#realtalk
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>>581463834
yeah but honestly berlin citicens don't give a fuck for being capitol, because this city is still fucked up
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Dunedin bitch here , WE WON GIGATOWN OMFG :D

Anything on tmrw guys?
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>>581464049
Yeah m8 massive 1gps piss up
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>>581463837
This country is fucked doing it just to try and be like the US and UK, like everything else. Needed Colin Craig to sort this mess out.
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>>581464025
i also dont like berlin. its just dirty and waaay to big if you asked me.
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How is your favorite sheep tonight, nzfags?
Had fun with her?
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>>581464049
Coz the internets gonna go so much faster when the source of our data is still old as shit
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>>581463990
nah Chch morphine guy, talking about lifting last thread
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>>581464157
You called?
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fuck i hate germans in new zealand just cause there countrys a fucking mess dont ruin ours
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>>581464025
Whats wrong with Berlin?
>>581464049
When is that shit actually planned to go in?

>Kpop folder running dry, posting EW in mean time.
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>>581464049
What's Gigatown?
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>>581463996
Yeah, these convos are pumping for a change, better than fucking weed and nude requests
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>>581464049
>tfw Auckland Master Race
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>>581464230
I'd fuck you so hard Colin
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europeans only allowed on 4 chan please obey the rules
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>>581464263
how big is your kpop folder?
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>>581464189
Nah, she's on the raaaaag.
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>>581464395
I'd fuck you too friend.
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>>581464189
Good.

Yes.
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>>581464209
Oh, gosh.

>you remembered my eyebrows, that's kind of you.

I was knocked out for a few days first time I did morphine, 6mgs I think but wasn't knocked out or anything after having 15mgs the other night.

Not quite sure what to think. Two years between taking it.
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>>581464263
Berlin is a dirty rathole.
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>>581464263
>BER
they fucked up almost every greater project and the city is totally broke
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>>581464469
I bet he loves it kinky as fuck, aye.

Just wait till it comes out he fucks all his secretaries with his 12 inch dick.

Reason he only has one kid is his wife can't have anymore after taking his big rod.

>will I go to jail for saying this?
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>>581464505
Yeah we discussed that last night too mate haha
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>>581464469
Mr Bean looking bastard, so sexy
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>>581463958
yeah how's it going
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>>581464675
Honestly I have been saying this to my mrs for ages, the guy must be a sexual deviant, him and michael hill jeweller
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>>581464157
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>>581464717
I know. I just wanted to make things comfy.

How do you get your morphine? From India/China or do you have pains?
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>>581464793
I mean look at the guy, tell me he doesn't have three young asian boys chained up in his basement
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hi
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>>581464793
Hahaha, MHJ gotta have a rape dungeon somewhere surely
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>>581464793
>him and michael hill jeweller
They're actually the same person.
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>tfw you like alot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
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>>581464913
He kinda reminds me of that guy in Hannibal that cut his own face off
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Again no asians allowed on 4chan please obey 4chans rules, thanks (admin)
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>>581464795
"Out of the way, bitches, I'm here to cause trouble".
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>>581464869
Not from being prego as you suggested haha.

Fucked up lower spine playing up again eh
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>>581464998
Eyes aside, that's the whitest bitch I've ever seen
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who did you guys vote for
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>>581464460
It's pretty much non-existent.

You the dude with the 5GB foler?
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>>581465164
Nats
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>>581465164
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>>581465164
Oh you know just the ban 1080 party who else
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>>581465164
bro it was raining
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>>581465164
Green for party vote, John Minto for electorate.
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>>581465265
>1080 party
>might as well thrown your vote away
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>>581465070
Look after yourself, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

>>581465164
NZ First
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>>581464772
Oh shit haha someone replied. Coming down to the naki tomorow, has anything changed in the last 3yrs?
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>>581465285
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You kiwis always talk about boring things, step it up to 4chan level or this thread will be deleted (Admin)
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>>581465371
Lol I didnt even. Im pretty sure the only people who vote for that party are the old guys who wear those old rain jackets no matter the weather
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>>581465164
How could you guys resist his charm? He'd sort out the faggots, gooks and niggers for us
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>>581465208
>non-existent
that's a good thing. it means you put thought into what you save.

>You the dude with the 5GB foler?
yea but that's an old high res snsd folder i had. i keep deleting and make new folders bi-yearly cause muh autism
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>>581465505
>Pretending to be an admin on an anonymous imageboard
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>>581465373
I'm up to fuck all till January by the look of it.

Got promoted on Friday although I been on acc for a month haha, not a bad result
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>>581465593
Aw shit nigga we had gone so long without acknowledging him
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>>581465505
i also love cock as well so yeah got that going on too(admin)
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>>581465505
kek
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>>581465602
That's pretty soldi.

Did you break your back...break dancing?
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>>581465164
conservative here.
voted on the first possabe day
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im not anon im heaven, your ip will be blocked if you dont say sorry in 5 min, show respect to 4chan
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>>581465779
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>581465431
not at all, still shit and boring with the walkway being the only attraction
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>>581465779
sorry~
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>>581465779
Sorry admin
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>>581465760
Shit yeah
>>
Chch reporting in. You're all gay
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>>581465779
disregard that I suck dicks
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>>581465551
>based
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>>581466034
chchfag here and yes that's true
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>>581466048
>>
auckfag reporting in
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be careful new fag or ill hack you, I am heaven I am god, I am poohing at the mo.
>>
WEST

IS

BEST
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>>581466034
>You're all gay
Guess you are too, then, if you're reporting into an all gay thread.
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>>581466164
disregard this also I'm still sucking all these dicks
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>>581466034
What suburb
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>>581466142
Wanna meet for buttsex?
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>>581466164
>that picture
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>>581466305
wow, h-homo
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>>581466164
wtf?!
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>>581466298
Ilam at the moment
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>>581466206
>Look who it is again, ID HEYvAn. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>581466332
Im just imagining the sucking noise that lungfucking a dolphin would make
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>>581459346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGwYFGD4M80
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>>581466416
it's better than fucking dolphin pussy that shit rips your glands off
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Guys I´m german and want to move to nz. How to find a job from here? I tried "seek" but it´s shit.

Any of you guys know a good adress?
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>>581466360
Don't be so negative
>>
Can we not talk about fucking a dolphin? Thats disgusting. What has become of this Thread since Heaven came?
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>>581466405
Wanna hang out sometime?

>it can be our little secret
>>
ayy lmao auckland reporting in

>>581463074
this
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>>581466572
try trademe jobs but its not too much better than seek
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>>581466572
Unless you're a GGG fuck off...
>>
>>581466572
ye m8. do you have any porfessional experience?
otherwise your problem will be the visa
>>
>>581466416
Same sound your mum makes when she's sucking your toes.
>>
>female kpop fans
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>>581466387
oh yeah, you at UC?
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>>581466626
I'm not gay, but I really, really want to suck your cock.
>>
>>581466748
stop triggering!
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>>581466725
>>
>>581466748
>kpop fans in general

>>581466775
m8 that's gay
>>
>>581459346
Damn, would love to ask you guys some questions,
but all you guys seem to know about are drugs.
>ITT: Shit tier inhabitants of a top tier country
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This thread has ascended to all kinds of trolling and faggotry.

And I love it.
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>>581459614
yo dawg im in hendo
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>>581466775
>it can be our little secret
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>>581466848
Ask away cunt
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>>581459346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGwYFGD4M80
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>tfw top tier inhabitant of a shit tier country
>>
>>581466572
>>581466705

I have 200/200 points on the imigration catalogue. I do online marketing for small and medium retail for a living.
My problem is that only big companys seek empolyees from other countrys.
>>
>>581466848
Ive never done drugs in my lief :'(
>>
>>581466848
Come to 4chan to ask serious questions kek
>>
>>581466769
No I work
>>
>>581466848
I've got a question for you.

FUCK OFF!
>>
>>581467057
lmao get fucking rekt nerd
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>>581467057
forgot your question mark
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>>581467014
im jelly.
why dont you try anyway?
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>>581466967
>>
>>581467057
*FUCK OFF?
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>>581466928
>>
>>581467104
>>581467118
No, I knew what I was doing.
>>
>>581466725
Ewwww
>>
I'm a first time 4chan user, how am I doing?
>>
>>581467145
Off what?
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>>581466848
Like what, cunt
>>
>>581467128
>1467128▶
>>>581467014 (You)
>im jelly.
>why dont you try anyway?

I probably will when I got the certificate that I am qualified, which costs 750 NZ$. Right now I am sorting my stuff so I don´t waste the money to get it right on the first try.

Still looking for smaller business though, I don´t really like big companys.
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>>581467057
*Grabs by throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>
>>581467363
Get fucked
>>
>>581467307
Serious questions only pls guis
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>581467439
again... fuck
>>
>>581467313
I was giving you your question mark
>>
pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom
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>>581467398
tfw serious
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>>581467378
but thats sweet.
im also thinking about moving to nz, but im only 20 and i dont have any porofessional experience, came here right after school, so no finished stuides or ausbildung...
have to first go back to germany and get something done...
how old are you?
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new thread or nah?
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>>581467381
>>
>>581467398
>I've always thought serious questions only pleased guys.

>>581467479
I'll give you a question mark.

"Mark, how much longer do you think you can handle it?"

>>581467559
u r doin
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>>581467575
If you want, i'm off to bed now

Goodnight New Zealand :^)
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Hughes lucky he wasn't facing this cunt
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>>581467689
gn
>>
>>581467030
Brilliant. Doing what?
>>
pom pom pom pom pom pom pom MR SANDMAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>581466932
>>581466932
nope the moment is over
>>
>>581467581
BIG.
MEATY.
CLAWS.
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>>581467572

I´m 28. Are you in nz currently?
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>>581467575
When this one goes I shall go down with it.

>could argue it was all down from the very first post
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>>581467689
goodnight goodcunt
>someone make a new one i dont go to bed till 3ish
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>>581467816
ah okay. yeah im here atm. on working holiday visa.
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>>581467725
Health related things. Are you interrogating me?
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tok reporting in 2 boxes down what you cunts up to?
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>>581467689
Dream of me.
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Goodnight bros, still need Auckland accomodation advice...
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i'm out

later, nerds
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>>581467913
Bongs and puking, wbu?
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>>581467943
my bed. :D
>>
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>>581468009
>tfw noona steals your joke
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