nz thread continue
>tfw Along Came Betty
Chch morphine guy back motherfuckers
Massey stoner reporting in up2 bro
want an autograph?
Tena Koutou, Tena Koutou, Tena Koutou, Tena koutou katoa, ko David ko te ingua.
a dozen or so at least, I guess. all my friends who like dudes are chill about it but god there's a lot of super whores.
exactly. there's totally a difference between gays and fags.
>Tfw HDD failed
>TFW lost all my shit
>TFW MFW folder is gone
Remuera fag checking in. Results back from uni, passed everything. Celebrating by having an early night cause I got work in the morning
>Results back from uni, passed everything.
>tfw Summer School
i'm new here
pls be nice
> North Dunedin
Currently watching 'The place beyond the pines'
I'll be here for awhile, doc gave me another month off work
omg fucking ae, im hating how 'modern femism" is on the rise, which is basically privileged white woman bitching about how pharrell Williams is sexist
An Indian offered to buy me a plane ticket to Christchurch.
He kept sending pictures of white guys (different ones). I could tell he was a shitskin, though, because they write in a certain way.
"Are you an Indian?"
(Sends picture of white guy).
That's me. Haha.
It's ok, settle down.
Dunners cuntz reppin, living in belleknowes for a few weeks and feel very out of place. I go outside for a dart and have to be careful not to exhale too loud lest I wake the neighbours
Yeh, took your word, last 20mins to go, pretty damn good.
Yeah, he told me, I think in his second or third reply, that he thought "You might be the one".
Another guy, Asian, from Auckland (where fucking else?) has offered for me to go live with him and be kept...
>spent 8 minutes looking for this gif
you're worth it
>live with him and be kept.....
What? I remember seeing an asian dude on /b/ being kept in a cage under a bed and being injected with estrogen. Be careful
I loved drive, that soundtrack was perfect and Gosling was boss as fuck
>tfw been sober for half a week
wonder how long it'll be till i post this gif again
You the loose cannon trying to cook meth?
Nah, got a bit of family there though. Shit was cash when i was a kid. Too many coons on those fisheries courses and gangs muddying the waters now, shits sad
>It's official. I'm broke.
I get messaged by heaps of people that are a bit off center.
This one guy would message saying "hey handsome" "Morning gorgeous" that sort of shit. Anyway the following exchange happened at I still laugh about it.
"I hope you have signed with a modeling agency"
"I think you're being a bit kind there"
"JUST DO IT!"
Another guy would message me saying "I want to fuck your pussy" and would include, everytime he sent that message which was around 15ish times, a picture of his arsehole.
Another guy said he wanted to take me to rebel sports to buy lycra. Blah blah, I asked for a face pic (was never going to get with him, just curious) and he had a massive tantrum. "If you don't want to play THAT's fine, don't waste me time!"
This Maori guy is trying his hardest to rip me off. Wants to get money off for a score, he'll bring it back to me, if he can have some.
Yeah, I don't think that's really his plan, aye.
I love how since the election ended he vanished and suddenly shit hits the fan for him.
Loses his cash told not to go anywhere his laywers quit he be flying away soon
Yeh lets try it.
That was a long shower,
Hey bros, I need a place to stay in Auckland for a month start of next year, have a course to attend, and no money, what do?
thx. :D lol
what do you think: shampoo, shaving, shower gel, conditioner and face wash. how long would it take you? oh, and not to forget long hair!
AK NUDES B B B
A, fair enough, a shower for me usually last till the bottom of a bottle o beer.
Are you overly picky?
>oh, a new zealand thread.
>there might be some neat people in my area.
idk dude got no license luckily im not one of those nz b uses who thinks our goverments spying on us my email is [email protected] >inb4 omfg fbi cia nz is important look we have a hollywood sign love us again america :3
Yeah, I didn't even mention guys I've been warned have aids, bug chasers trying their luck (there's this guy from Wellington that wants to infect me. I found a message from him on the sites message board talking about how he always fucks raw so, yeah. I wouldn't go there but it's still scary).
fuck man. queers have it easy as fuck. 2 compatable partners with a male sex drive, they get it on. saw a pair sucking face on my university lawn in O week, you really must be shy or picky.
im a strapping young dude not gay would suck off a guy thought im 18 im tall and i like adventure not partys and shit building that are abandeoned exploring email me for a pic of me and i do no how to act the gay part honey
>Are you overly picky?
Not really. I wouldn't jump in with just anyone, I don't want to catch anything nor be a town bike but, I'm shy.
There's one guy that seems alright (has gf, lel) but he's an honest 10/10 and, well, I'm shy...
>2 compatable partners with a male sex drive
You'd be surprised. Talked to one guy that said his boyfriend only wanted it every three months or so.
Shocked me quite a bit.
You fucking faggots faggoting up the thread, fuck off and do your faggot shit elsewhere, this is a nz thread show some fucking respect.
Nah, it's bullshit. Any fag that mentions that is usually a queen and bragging about how "I'm so hot all guys want me".
That's a bit of an exaggeration but it's true. There's guys that are gay as fuck and you'd never be able to tell whereas there's gays you are sure are the biggest cum cuzzler around and they aren't.
the fuck outa here ya fuckboiz
>are you bj lips?
Outside of /b/ nz threads, I am fairly scared of gays, however inside nz threads you just go with the flow man, don't bother fighting them, you'll just tire out and they'll take you with them. Gays continue, your discussions amuse me
Dunedin bitch here , WE WON GIGATOWN OMFG :D
Anything on tmrw guys?
Whats wrong with Berlin?
When is that shit actually planned to go in?
>Kpop folder running dry, posting EW in mean time.
europeans only allowed on 4 chan please obey the rules
how big is your kpop folder?
I'd fuck you too friend.
>you remembered my eyebrows, that's kind of you.
I was knocked out for a few days first time I did morphine, 6mgs I think but wasn't knocked out or anything after having 15mgs the other night.
Not quite sure what to think. Two years between taking it.
I bet he loves it kinky as fuck, aye.
Just wait till it comes out he fucks all his secretaries with his 12 inch dick.
Reason he only has one kid is his wife can't have anymore after taking his big rod.
>will I go to jail for saying this?
Mr Bean looking bastard, so sexy
Honestly I have been saying this to my mrs for ages, the guy must be a sexual deviant, him and michael hill jeweller
I mean look at the guy, tell me he doesn't have three young asian boys chained up in his basement
Hahaha, MHJ gotta have a rape dungeon somewhere surely
>tfw you like alot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
Again no asians allowed on 4chan please obey 4chans rules, thanks (admin)
Eyes aside, that's the whitest bitch I've ever seen
It's pretty much non-existent.
You the dude with the 5GB foler?
bro it was raining
You kiwis always talk about boring things, step it up to 4chan level or this thread will be deleted (Admin)
How could you guys resist his charm? He'd sort out the faggots, gooks and niggers for us
that's a good thing. it means you put thought into what you save.
>You the dude with the 5GB foler?
yea but that's an old high res snsd folder i had. i keep deleting and make new folders bi-yearly cause muh autism
>Pretending to be an admin on an anonymous imageboard
im not anon im heaven, your ip will be blocked if you dont say sorry in 5 min, show respect to 4chan
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
be careful new fag or ill hack you, I am heaven I am god, I am poohing at the mo.
>Look who it is again, ID HEYvAn. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Guys I´m german and want to move to nz. How to find a job from here? I tried "seek" but it´s shit.
Any of you guys know a good adress?
>female kpop fans
This thread has ascended to all kinds of trolling and faggotry.
And I love it.
>it can be our little secret
>tfw top tier inhabitant of a shit tier country
I have 200/200 points on the imigration catalogue. I do online marketing for small and medium retail for a living.
My problem is that only big companys seek empolyees from other countrys.
forgot your question mark
>why dont you try anyway?
I probably will when I got the certificate that I am qualified, which costs 750 NZ$. Right now I am sorting my stuff so I don´t waste the money to get it right on the first try.
Still looking for smaller business though, I don´t really like big companys.
I was giving you your question mark
but thats sweet.
im also thinking about moving to nz, but im only 20 and i dont have any porofessional experience, came here right after school, so no finished stuides or ausbildung...
have to first go back to germany and get something done...
how old are you?
>I've always thought serious questions only pleased guys.
I'll give you a question mark.
"Mark, how much longer do you think you can handle it?"
u r doin
If you want, i'm off to bed now
Goodnight New Zealand :^)
Hughes lucky he wasn't facing this cunt
Goodnight bros, still need Auckland accomodation advice...