Bored. What say to the wife /b? 6 decides

I cheated on you

>>581406790
rolling for this

>>581406790
yup

I must confess, I killed your father

>>581406790
This

>>581406790
Roll for this

Cat ears and tail on you NAO... send pix!

I'm gay

I love you dear and everything will be alright

I have been fucking your sister ( mother if no sis)

>>581406790
yep

>>581406615
lets see those titties

I fucked your sister

>>581407306
Winrar>>581407306

SEND TITS NOW OR DIVORCE!!!!

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>>581407306

>>581407306
winrar>>581406790

>>581407306
WINRAR

>>581407306
winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnraaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

deliver, faggot

>>581406615

im gay and is waiting for the perfect time to divorce you so I can move to California and marry the guy I met on 4chan.

>>581406615
can I tongue punch your fart box tonight?

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9 next

>>581407773

roll

>>581407856

>implying this is real

>>581406790
roollllll

>>581407856
that's what else I wanted to tell you...I'm HIV positive now. sorry :-(

>>581407856
ok but hey lets have sex tonight ya?

>>581408048
this

>>581407856
hahaha
what did you do to your wife OP?

>>581408069
Winrar

>>581408069
winrar

>>581407856
Fake as shit. Abandon thread

>>581407856
No way bitch, if I have herpes you need to have them too. We're in this together babe.

>>581408268
re-rrrreeewwlll

>>581408396
auto bots rooooollll ouuutttttt nigga

You suck at bait, but what's the messaging app you're using?

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Fuck you guys. 0

>>581408263
I know its fake but maybe if I believe hard enough op won't be a fag

I'll rape you if we divorce

>>581408660
Nah bitch. You need to be out by tonight after we have sex. I was jking about the std btw.

>>581408660
I'll kill myself if we get divorced.

>>581408849
Reroll

>>581408849
re-roll lololololololololololol

>>581408980
:(

>>581408980
Kek

>>581409000
dude he got trips man, come on bro

>>581409000
Trips is truth

>>581408980
winrar

>>581409270
nope, nigga below him got trips

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Anal annihilation

>>581406615
Seems like a nice marriage.
>Insert compliment
>"The fuck you want"

Lol just make sure you get a divorce before the kid turns 6 or 7.

Post quicker

>>581409493
Abortion.ftfy

Any lurkers?

>>581409948
Here

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Get me out of this shit /b. 4

send me pictures of your naked body or so help me god i will come to your house, slit your throat, and shit down it. I will then rip out your ribs, sharpen them, and stab you repeatedly until there is nothing left of you. After that I will take pictures of what is left of your pussy and tits and post them on 1 chan, 2 chan, 3 chan, 4chan, 5 chan, 6 chan, over 9000 chan, 8 chan, and 9 chan. Your choice, cunt. Send me nudes and remain intact or face the storm of endless suffering and pain. Choose wisely, bitch.

also, dont you dare think of calling the cops or i will make sure you are alive while i reach my cold hands into your chest and break your ribs off like tree branches one by one. Your death will be a slow, painful, and humiliating one. Just remember you can prevent all this by sending me pictures of your tits. Think long and hard about this decision

your life depends on it.

If a rape happens in the woods,and nobody hears it, did it happen

>>581410167
reroll

>>581410138
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If it's any comfort...
I think you're a sack of shit too.

>>581410167
yes

>>581410138
I also fucked a guy in the asshole he is the one that gave me HIV

>>581406615
Wifey seems like a bitch. You'd be better off.

end me pictures of your naked body or so help me god i will come to your house, slit your throat, and shit down it. I will then rip out your ribs, sharpen them, and stab you repeatedly until there is nothing left of you. After that I will take pictures of what is left of your pussy and tits and post them on 1 chan, 2 chan, 3 chan, 4chan, 5 chan, 6 chan, over 9000 chan, 8 chan, and 9 chan. Your choice, cunt. Send me nudes and remain intact or face the storm of endless suffering and pain. Choose wisely, bitch.

also, dont you dare think of calling the cops or i will make sure you are alive while i reach my cold hands into your chest and break your ribs off like tree branches one by one. Your death will be a slow, painful, and humiliating one. Just remember you can prevent all this by sending me pictures of your tits. Think long and hard about this decision

your life depends on it.

>>581410138
I'm going to kill you for the baby. He's my sex toy!

>>581410138
There's another thing. I've been seeing a guy named Tyrone. He makes me feel good on the weekends.

>>581410167
rerollin again

Im going to rape our child and shove his nigger head in the toilet

>>581410407
reroll. come on 4!

>>581410138
Can we just have sex tonight? Everything will be better afterwards I promise

>>581410407
roll for this

I'll hang the baby if you don't show me your tits NOW

>>581410407
copypasta lelelel

>>581410604
WINRAR

>>581410604
WINRAR!1

>>581410407
Sonny Rollins

>>581410604
WINRAR LMAO

I love my cock, his name is Herman.

i'm just joking about all that other stuff....but seriously im gonna need to see some pics of your butthole like stat.

actually, it's a dude that I've been fucking. he couldn't keep his penis out of me.

This one wasn't fun. Wife takes shit too seriously.

>>581410939
roll

>>581410138
show her this thread

>>581411125
what's not fun about ruining OP's marriage?

>>581410407
rolling

>>581411276
rerollin

already winrar stop rolling faggots

>>581411317
This

>>581411317
It happened too quickly. Holy shit. We really did OP a favor. Good job, gang.

>>581411469
thanks m8

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>>581411586
good job team. see you in the morning. jackson, make sure you turn the coffee pot off, please?

where is op

>>581411953
see
>>581408980

>>581411953
Probably trying to save his marriage. Faggot

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>>581412130
Stream it

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Ill give number with reply. You faggots

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who need women when you have /b/ amirite
>>581412207

>>581412356
GOD DAM IT

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>>581412336
>mfw op delivered my copypasta

>>581412356
should of seen the .gif on it.

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Happy fucktards? 7.

bare tits. dumb cunt.

>>581412916
shit. gonna be awkward when you say i was joking.

>>581412916
You're welcome, she was cheating on you. /b/ saved you.

Holy shit did we just ruin op's life????

>>581412916
>I cheated on you with Britnee
Nice.

Also:
jk lol haha :)

>>581413087
WINRr twice in a row!

>>581413237
I applaud Anon

>>581412916
post the actual pic you faggot

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Lucked out. 3

>>581413435
I'm raping you tonight

enjoy your last moments on this earth then

>>581413529
roll

>>581413435
You have sealed your fate. I'm on my way. Also I'm going to rape our son.

>>581413529
reroll

>>581413435
I'm gonna fuck our son and it's on you

I was just joking baby. April Fools! :^)

>>581413435
you fat whore, bare tits now or this will be your last day on earth

>>581413536
rayro

>>581413529
roll

>>581413435
I'm raping you tonight.

>>581413435
"I fucking knew you were cheating, and that's why i'm going to fucking murder you. And since you didn't give me tits, i'm going to rape you aswell. Whore."

I'm joking :) I'm showing your tits to 4chan though

>>581413635

plz this jesus I want OP in jail

>>581413435
I just want to rape you one more time

>>581413607
reroll

>>581413529
Fuck me why is that so funny

Roll for that

>>581413603
WINRAR

>>581413803
winrar

>>581413529
>>581413603
>>581413753
2 winrars for me

>>581413435
show her this thread and say it was a prank by a friend

>>581413761
roll

>>581413607
rolling

>>581413529
Roll

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>>581413607
Roll

Keisha pls

>>581414235
>>581406615

Bored. What say to the wife /b? 6 decides

>>581414235
Swag

>>581414235
Lel, go to the apartment and lock them out

>>581414235
i'll kill you when i find you

I'm the bastard? This is all your fault.

I enjoy every second away from that disgusting face and that sewer rat you call our "son."

i dont believe this. what kind of wife just instantly ups and leaves when the husband says that he cheated on her, now has HIV, then posts a big long thing that doesnt make anysense.

>>581414235
you can make it up to me by showing me a pic of ur asshole

>>581414235
I'm still going to rape you tonight

It's just a joke, bro! IT'S JUST A JOKE!

>>581414235
its ok i know where your family lives their blood will be on my dick

As your husband I just want to say I love and respect you

>>581414235
I have one more confession: I'm a huge nigger.

>>581414521
winrar

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>>581414235
Send this pic

>>581414521
oh. nice

>>581414521
shit winrar

>>581414521
WINRARRRRRRR

>>581414235
look bitch i was just trying to play out a fantasy and you took it to heart when you get home...... im REALLY going to rape you

run and hide...run and hide.. cuz whenever i find you.. ill cook you and our son and ill have a delicious dinner with you both... also demon souls general

>>581414521
winrar zip

>>581414641
Oh. Nice

>>581414521
WINRAR

>>581414235
> wife is running a similar thread right now

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>>581414658
yet you have contributed nothing

>>581414496
yen, calling bullshit

>>581415053
ment to put comma, calm your tits faggot

I think op got shot

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>>581414235
Well, I guess you were too devoted to 4chan.

This is what happens when you value 4chan over your wife. That being said, I completely stand by your decision.

>>581415838
Nigguhs trynna fix shit

>>581416043
boo fucking hoo, lock her out of the apartment

>>581416043
show her this thread and tell her a friend pranked you

>>581416043

>uses emoticons to express a "real" emotional situation

satan shall devour your soul

>>581416043
calm your tits babe i was only joking

>>581416043
Cut the drama stupid bitch or my next target will be our son

Keisha pls

>>581416268
fuck no no no no no!YOU FOOL!

>>581416043
I'm gay anyways, no major loss. Now our son on the other hand....

lol jk, now come and make me a sandwich

>>581416043
hey, look....i just want to fuck you right in the pussy

>>581416259
shit reroll

>>581416268
Winrar

>>581416268
well.... winrar?

>>581406615

>>581416334
Roll

>>581416268
Winrar lmao

>>581416428
winrar

>>581416405
she already said she was having a lesbian affair, so wtf

i will rape the kid too

I really want to see OP say he was joking now.

>>581416731
Disnt count

>>581416428
winrar

This is literally the worst thread I've ever seen. Literally.

Literally.

>>581416405
kid shouldnt be raised by a homosexual father. You have a chemical imbalance an un-natural mutation casuing you to be homosexual.

"I was kidding, I didn't think you would get so mad, why can't me and your new lesbian bitch have a threesome?"

>>581416904
You know that guy was trying to get the 8, right?

>>581416428
WIN RAR

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>>581416875
good thing you can leave then faggot

OP if this is real, you weren't too much of a faggot today.

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Holy fuck this is gold.
Rolling for: I'm going to rape the kids bbtthole harder than hitler gassed the jews.

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1

send a pussy pic

>>581416413
lol newfag

>>581417340
"I'm locking you out of the apartment, Goodnight!"

>>581417340
You*re*

Where were you when OP's marriage was kill?

I have a son?

>>581417340
Im killing myself

tell our son i love him
(Ayy lmao jk i hate you both)
Bye

fakest shit to ever exist.

>>581416259
rerolling for 1

>>581417552
reroll

>>581417340
>>581406615
Jesus my asshole friend had muh phone. Look at this shit, im so pisses.

>>581417340
you can divorce me but it wont stop me from burying my dick on our sons asshole

>>581416791
reroll

you need to stop this PMS bullshit youre spewing everyday. stop being a little bitch and just listen hoe

are you really that mad after all thiss... jesus..

>>581417552
re roll

>>581417691
WIN

>>581417691
WINRAR!!!!!!!

>>581417552
roll

>>581417660
re lawl
legit feel bad for op

>>581417340
You're*

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>>581417578
Roll fo dis

>>581417691
winRar

>>581417691
There goes the family.

>>581417691
goddammit *in not on

>>581417340
babe, please i was kidding this was al a rank and i had no choice let me explain. Ill make everything right. OP don't write this, if this ends up being winrar stop after this

NOW POST ALL OF HER NUDES!!!!!!

>>581417498
roll

I molested our son, by the way.
Yeah, I sucked and licked his tiny penis.

"I'm gonna slowly torture and kill you and that faggot kid. I hope you aren't offended when I fuck his tight little ass more eagerly than when its your turn. I'm gonna make you watch as I make him squirm in pain from my cock ripping him up inside."

Dunno if feelings sorry

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>>581417691
thats a doosey right there

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>>581417580
This is fake as fuck.

>>581417831
>>581417691
do both

>>581417340
you're *

>>581417691
if OP delivers this, and its not fake, my life is complete

It would be fun if this post was made by the guy that stole his fone and is doing this, and when he come back home his wife is so angry and he doesn't what happened!

>>581418210
Do ittttt

>>581417340
Just kidding baby, I would never cheat on you ;).
But I would like to see your lovely tits, I'm lonely and horny

>>581418537
xD

>>581418637
sympathetic rerolll

>>581418537
ROLLLLLLL

>>581418537
rollllllllll

>>581418537
rooooooooooooooooooooolllll

>>581418537
>doesn't what happened!

Gold.

D-roll.

Why does OP always leave when it starts to get good :(

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Had to fix this somehow. Since you fags cant handle iy

>>581419552
I'm sorry for that but every1 should know that there is a "know" in there!

> >581406615

Re - fucking roll

>>581419742
god damn cancer.

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Is this a fake error msg...

>>581419926
OH SHIEEEEEEET

>>581419926
GET FUCKED FGT.

>>581419926
Nope

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>>581419926
thats what you get for being a faggot and not sending my winrar

>>581419926
kek!

Aaand 4chan ends another relationship!!!

>Love this!

>>581419926
No she blocked your number retard.

>>581419926
Seems legit.

>>581419926
post number and we will all text her at the same time and she will know it was a prank

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>>581419926
U don goofed op

looooooooool

>>581419926
yes its fake

Top kek gentlemen.

>>581420334
Bump

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>>581419926

>>581419926
well at least she never saw that last message..

this ended well after all.. good wirk OP

>>581420334
Would get in on this. OP will still be fucked though.

>>581420643
would be less fuckd due to legal reasons

That's when you pull out the text bomber.

>>581419926
It's okay OP, you can start dating younger women now.

>>581420334
it's the only way OP. it's the only way