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Christian cringe thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32m

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 187
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Christian cringe thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32mxZxv3dYM#t=46

How long can you hold out?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA
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is this serious?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU
>obama is a long legged mack daddy
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>>581353692
This confirms it, the brainwashing is real. I love the mold on the wall though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0NJGENMu7Q
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>>581353439
My fedora is ready... Proceed with the thread
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>>581354504
let's start it off slow then.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVM1iliZJNs
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>>581354504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdfvs1CEVg

>implying you're gonna watch any of these
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>>581353439
How shitty is the american school system if people seriously can't understand the very straight forward thought process behind evolution?
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>>581353439
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32mxZxv3dYM#t=46
>Borderline rage
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>>581355261
Oh, but I am.
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Jew cringe. Classic cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCt8EFQ43V8
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>>581355478
It's not the shitty school system, it's the fucking christianfags anon. They will be taught these things in school but flat out ignore it because jesus
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>>581354835
Kind of comedic, no cringe there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsFHsaAXn2o
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38 seconds.. I want to fucking hit her with a lead pipe in her fucking mouth.
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>>581356927
>I know I'm right, because the bible says so
>#christianthings
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>>581356927
checkmate atheists
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>>581356927
This is too fucking dumb, its obviously satire.
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>>581353439
Nope. Raged.
Gib doks plz
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>>581356985
You're a stronger man than me. 35 seconds.
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>>581353439
Fucking god, don't watch the video, it only gives her money.
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>>581357439
I saw the thumbnail of the video and was immediately filled with rage
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Not christian, but hey. Let's see how long you can go before shooting yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K55BaRcVWw
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>>581353439
None of you can make it through this

The Potato Chip Song: http://youtu.be/N8P1oGF2nnA
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>>581357683
>not even reading the second post in the thread
>being this kek
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I really wonder how is America going to deal with this going forward. Like... suppose the global conditions get worse (as they are likely to) and the internal strife produces some sort of a large religious movement and these people actually start having serious demands basically concerning the dismantling of science education and research (to the horror of the remaining 60 % or so).
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>>581353439
That picture.
>Be young kid between 8-10 years old. Can't remember.
>See that picture on magazine in the store.
>Ask mom: "Is that Oprah?"
>Mom tells me not to say another word until we are in the car.
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>>581357979
Fuck. Responded straight off front page.

Thought I was gonna contriboot
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>>581353439
"this is Darwins thinking from 100 years ago"
Apparently that's unacceptable but making a book that is thousands of years old and could have been written by an ancient crack fiend is suddenly 5legit7quit?
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>>581358154
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>>581353439
WTF op, that's not megan fox, what bullshit is this?
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>>581356927
>>581357102

Clearly a joke.
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>>581357620
These people who refuse to understand evolution are what holds back real progress in the human race.

Darwin never once said that we evolved FROM apes. The theory of evolution clearly states that we share the same common ancestor as apes. We evolved on two different branches of the same tree.

fucking ignorant bible thumpers. Willingly being ignorant fucking enrages me.
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>>581358005
If I remember correctly atheism is actually steadily rising in the states.
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>>581354298
this isnt cringe this is a phat ass beat
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>>581359447
Only thing to be kind of proud of in this country.
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>>581353439
It's a woman in a costume. Your argument is invalid.
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>>581359447
Yeah. It's mainly the "non of the above" mushy agnosticism category, but still.

However, it's not making a dent into the hard core of souther Baptist nutjobs et al., meaning it's actually resulting in more polarization. These crazies are not going anywhere anytime soon, and the more beleaguered they'll feel, the more desperate and radical will they likely become.
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>>581353439
>>581353439
Evolution is just a theory, and it hasn't been proven. What has been "proven" is a test of the theory applied to a shorter time-span and the results somewhat supported it. Still it doesn't prove the fact of it ever happening in the world that exist outside of human interference.

If you do not understand this, you are not nearly as smart as you would love to give yourself credit for.

P.s I'm not a believer of anything.
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>>581360048
0/10
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>>581360048
It's not proven, but everyone with a somewhat functioning brain can at least understand the theory behind it.
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Lasted 3 mins, kill me
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>>581360048
>I'm not a believer of anything.
Best check that fedora, son.
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>>581360048
Yeah, true... But fossils. And the general inevitability of the process once it gets going...
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>>581357574
not if you have adblock enabled :)
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>>581360048
>not understanding microevolution is actually macroevolution
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>>581353439
>mfw the dumb cunt says dragons are real
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>>581360048
there is definite evidence in the dna of all living things that points to a connection between different species
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>>581353439
1 minute 42 seconds.
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>>581353439
7 mins in, wanting to an hero but will watch till 30 mins, send me prayers

1like=1prayer
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>>581361473
Longer than me anon..
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>>581353439
I made it 40 seconds. Cant watch this dumb whore speak.
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>>581361647
I watched the whole thing.
The way she deliberately misinterprets what she reads just to fit her narrative gets kind of amusing after a while.

be strong, anon
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>>581361717
>>581361647
>>581361473
at around 25:30 she says dragons are real if u want some keks
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>>581355261

Fuck that is catchy. Kids would eat this crap up and believe every word of it.
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>>581362181
i raged how she compared coca cola, to feet
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>>581362181
Will skip to 25:00. Thanks anon, now I have to watch this thing talk again.
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>>581362181
kek, thanks
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>>581355261
so stronk
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>>581353692
srsly, wtf
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>>581362382
that analogy was so fucking retarded I had to pause the video and take a walk around my house for a bit
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>>581353439
I hung in there for 7 minutes, batshit crazy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuph-IeQO0&list=UU9XP_Ax4_vTi1IqSSRD9ORQ&index=26

>God made errything durrr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3XII_hPsrE&index=9&list=UU9XP_Ax4_vTi1IqSSRD9ORQ
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>>581354298
this is perfect.
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>>581360413
No.
Its proven.
Thats why its a fucking scientific theory.
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>>581363969
hurr durr wher did spes come from??
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>>581354298

>I rap better than notorious big
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>>581355261
Hmm... significant amount of money went into this. Impossible in Europe...
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>>581364748
>Theory
>proven
Do you need a dictionary?
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>>581353439
Lol american are so silly.

She probably clap after the video
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>>581364748
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>>581364748
But I sure hope that you know the correlation between a hypothesis and a theory son.
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>>581360886
>Not understanding neither of those are actual things
>not understanding that they were simply made up, by a scientist, as a teaching aid to help differentiate between different evolutionary effects.
>not realising that it was the christianfags that then stole and perverted the words into red herring concepts that fitted in with their cosy delusions
>MFW christianfags too dumb to invent their own delusions. pic related
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>>581365054
You're thinking of hypothesis.
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>>581354298
this guy is more entertaining than you're average preacher. I can get jiggy with this
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>>581365663
Hypothesis = untested idea
Theory = generally accepted idea through testing, which enables you to make good predictions for certain phenomena (comes forth out of hypothesis)

>generally accepted
>predictions
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>>581366134
>you're
wow im bad at grammer
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>>581355612
But even the bible says he mad man out of dust so she didn't even read it lol
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>>581365054
No thanks.

Theory:a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena:

>Tested
>prediction
>proven

>>581365378
Why? Is there a test?
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>>581353439
that woman is stupid
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>>581353439
1:36 and it hurt
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>>581353439
tbh probably longer than an atheist cringe thread. Worst religion ever confirmed.
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>>581364809
I mean, if he had said the name right he would have a point.

Biggie is dead after all.
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>>581361647
yes, I made it through 30 mins and didn't an hero
thank mr jesus
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watched whole video, cringed all the way.


ayy lmao
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>>581366190
I love how you just skipped the "based on testing" part
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>>581367056
>Worst religion ever confirmed.

there are muslim scientists who are very respected members of their communities who refuse to believe that the earth is round
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>>581367720
>generally accepted through testing
>skipped "based on testing"
Pic related, unsure if

ayy lmao
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>>581368057
>generally accepted
>predictions
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>>581353439
47 seconds.
I'm gonna an hero real quick.
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>>581355612
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>>581354298
still better than 2pac
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>>581353439
she looks soo fucking uly
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I'm surprised the thaw hasn't been posted.
I'd embed it but I don't know how.
>not a newfag just don't care enough to learn
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40 seconds
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>>581368769
>the thaw
Enlighten me anon
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>>581353439
>qoute Charles Darwin
>"If the single cell is more complex than what I think it is, then I. Then I guess I have to start all over"
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>>581368769
>I'd embed it but I don't know how.
>not a newfag

ayy lmao
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>>581360456
managed 40 seconds.
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>>581353439
0/10, would not bang. fucking skank.
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>>581360048
>just a theory
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I was a born and raised Christian and I choose to have faith that there's something better when I die. That being said, I know how irrational that is by today's standards, but in all honest, I'm just really scared that there IS an afterlife.
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>>581356927
That was hilarious
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>>581370130
Unproven until proven and
proven until unproven.

Like so many religious things
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>>581370130
I hope you worship Thor too in case he's got a nice afterlife in store for you too.
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>>581360048
you and tards like you need to understand one very simple fact:

NOTHING in science except math can ever be PROVEN. A "theory" is the best possible title an idea in science can get. It's better than a "law".
so in science, gravity isn't proven either, however we are as sure of the existance of gravity as we are of that of evolution. People refusing to believe evolution are just idiots with fingers in their ears screaming "LALALA", suspending their critical thinking skills whenever it might conflict with bronze age people believed.

I only lasted 2:12 of OP's video without rage btw...
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>>581360048
Nice pasta faggot
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>>581356927
this is actually funny
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>>581353439
checkmate athiests
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>>581370426
Valhalla awaits, die a warriors death anon
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>>581353439
Can't go beyond two minutes and twenty-four seconds.
Holy shit. "It doesn't make sense even for a fifth grader!" Cringed hard.
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>>581370659
If so, that pasta must be so stale that it transcended into another dimension.
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Went back made it to 12 minutes, fuck this shit.
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>>581353439
>>581353692
>>581353912
>>581354298
>>581354835
>>581355038
>>581355261
>>581355612
>>581356407
>>581356927
>>581357294
>>581357643
>>581358208
>>581364284

Anons, I want to thank you. You've saved me the trouble of looking for examples of why these days, I'm more likely to openly admit to being sexually attracted to traps than to openly admit to having religious beliefs.

Thanks to people like this, I'm more closeted than a black fag in Alabama.
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>>581356927
I'm just imagining this guy playing chess, randomly moving his pawns and then saying "checkmate"
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>>581353439
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>>581370867
>eukaryotes don't make sense
>single cells don't make sense
>evolution doesn't make sense
>dinosaurs are real
>story about bearded man having a half an hour conversation with a bush that is on fire? Makes perfect sense
>mfw
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>>581367056
Oh, oh! Could someone start an atheist cringe thread? I'd love to see that just as much as this!
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>>581356927
10/10

I just became a born-again christian
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>>581353439
I couldnt watch more than a minute.
I literally want to sodomize these fucking people.
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>>581353959
>how dare they act like dweebs and love Jesus at the same time
>must be brainwashing
I consider myself independently Christian and the lady in OP's video drives me up the fucking wall. You, sir, sound like you took Jesus being inside of you the wrong way. It isn't he that caused your butthurt.
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>>581355261
I cringed more at myself than this video. Catchy as fuck...
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>>581370426
I get your point. The reason I choose Christianity is because that's what I was raised by and sometimes I just feel like it's the right way to go. But my doubts are still strong. Does that make me an idiot?
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>>581370130
This is the 'afterlife' anon.

You live it, over and over and over....

The greatest lie religion ever told was that eternity is separate from life. There is no afterlife. There is only life.

You are 'here' anon. You exist in this moment of space-time. No-one nor nothing, no force in the entire universe, can change that.
If you are here, you are here for eternity. You exist anon, therefore, you can never not exist.

Don't believe anything else anon, because everything else is false.

Now get out there and have fun.
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>>581365112
>She probably clap after the video
So fucking true.
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>>581371505
>bush on fire
>fire produce smoke
>talk with bush

>hallucination caused by the bush's smoke

>inb4 God gave weed to the world

Checkmate non-stoners, God is with weed.
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>>581359130
We are apes... We're actually great apes. I think you're mixing up monkeys and apes.
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>>581372361
I think this is my favorite reply so far.
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>>581371991
I have a persistent hate against sunday school. In my country thats for kids aged 3-12. Come on, let those kids grow up and let them choose what they want to believe.
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>>581353439
1:32
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2:07. couldn't take it anymore
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>>581363206
>walk
>away from /b//
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I just... I couldn't fucking do it, the amount of autism in that video almost killed me
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>>581370426
No, not for him. Neithe Odin or Thor would let a Christian born into Valhalla, nor would they let insomeone who is afraid of death in such a way.

Die well in battle and you might have a chance.
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>>581374084
Noted. I will go find a chariot and some horses
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Megan Fox got old fast.
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>>581374161
Chariot? No no no...
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>>581353439
0:45, did i win?
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>>581374435
Why not, anon? Huh, why not?
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>>581373812
>autism
You keep using that word m8, soon it will lose all it's meaning.
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>>581353439
00:48
Can't handle it.
If you don't understand the theory in full, learn it.
Don't make an argument against something you do not understand.
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>>581374693
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>>581372241
what you "feel" now about these topics depends on
your christian upbringing. so those feelings might
not be the best way to figur out what's real/true.
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>>581353439

7 minutes in. I'm considering yelling at my computer screen. She may be proof that humans are no longer evolving.
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>>581353692
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>>581374758
You have to go in on foot with nothing but a wolf pelt on your back and your weapons in your hand.
That's the true Berserker way.

Chariots were a Roman thing, anyway.
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>>581372757
but we didn't evolve from chimpanzees, and that's the usual strawman
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>>581374839
this
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>>581372757
>>581375334
The usual seems to be any statement like, "But how comes there's still monkey if we came from the monkeys!?"

Stand on the shoulders of giants. I'm happy this lady never will.
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"humans didn't just come from mush"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SsLgHr5rSk
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>>581375827
Muhhh dick
i cant into logic, so much blood going to muhh dick
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>>581353439
3:54 motherfuckers. Not like I was so tough, I just thought she was going to go into her own explanation for this and was waiting. Then it became clear that she was likely a high school educated, not-quite-7-11-material-but-we-sure-appreciate-you-stopping-by moron.
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>>581375827
>Man was created 6,000 years ago
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>>581375827
>>581376296
Muh religions
Muh jesusses
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>>581375334
Chimps aren't monkeys either...
>humans
>gorillas
>bonobos
>chimpanzees
>orangutans
>many extinct apes
All of these are apes. There is an ancestral ape that separated into different genus, we're all related to this one ape. That's all that we are really related with. Chimpanzees and humans share a similiar ancestor that grouped into chimpanzees, bonobos and humans. That's why we're so close to chimpanzees and banobos.
So yes, you're correct. I misinterpreted your argument thinking that you said we weren't apes even though we were. I'm confused on what's be argued, I think.
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>>581375827
why are religion girls soo fucking hot
why are atheist women soo fucking ugly
/b/ hold me I absolutely want to brain wash people into a cult orgy
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>>581375827
Man, Jessa will grow up to be one hot young lady.
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>>581360048
I actually agree here; personally I'd say that I like the concept of evolution and would take it as the most likely/pretty much 99.999999999% accurate reality, but it IS still currently merely a theory...

Granted, the reason it's still a theory being that they haven't exactly explained everything 100% yet, or found all the missing pieces.
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>>581377665
Jessa is hot as shit. Hopefully she becomes a porn star.
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>>581372838
Doesn't work that way. Kids are people too and if they want to have religion in their lives, let the people closest to them use whatever means they have at their disposal to teach them about whatever they swing toward. Look around you, specialization is the norm. Treating the search for truth like an ADHD fat kid at a buffet buffet instead of digging until you find it wherever you are isn't always productive. After all, how difficult must it be to teach a retard about this stuff, let alone articulate in an understandable way that each of the world's religious branches are themselves littered with subdivisions of differing degrees of corroboration or support and which are further filtered through cultural zeitgeists and epochal limitations... and that most everyone has a fluid opinion of their validity anyway. I know you aren't suggesting retards shouldn't be religious.

Kids learn other religions and the lack thereof, but you call out Sunday school. Even if there's nothing to religion, at best it's teaching a functional framework of morality (Christians like the Phelps are an anomaly, btw) and it's no worse than teaching someone then-current scientific or philosophic principles in a time and place in which the sciences are ill-developed.

Sounds like you just see religion as somehow separate from the rest of human experience, when it, in fact, is intrinsic to it. There's a flaw in wanting to quarantine children from an aspect of life as important as this. It's not like scientists or philosophers haven't ever tried to fill in the blanks and answer the important, unanswerable questions like "Why are we here?" in some way that bypasses religion filters in school.

>inb4 religion isn't a record of witnessed events

That's the only thing here that's legitimately up for debate and only because language happens to be the best way to record such a dense compilation of information in the time before today's standards of preservation.

Jesus loves you.
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>>581378071
Dude all the guy said was that he doesn't like sunday school. Fuck.
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>>581374839
it already has you autism man
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>>581353439
made it to 1:10 then had to stop it. Asking questions in that passive aggressive tone pretending she has a grasp on something she doesnt even know really fucks me right off.
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>>581378394
And I explained why his hate is unfounded. Hopefully I have eased his hostile spirit some and made the world a little better :3
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>>581378071
Tl;dr

Only thing kids between the age of 3-7 want is a fuckton of candy and playplay time. Their heads are full of
>lol wuts a jeesur gheist
>gheistianity is that ghosts n stuff
>who is the whole heartidly spiwit

Religion itself should evolve. Majority (yes not all of you) stop being stuck in a century old system.
>i'm on my phone
>no folders
>fuck
>heres a picture of my car for your long ass post
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>>581378071
I would argue with this but it's easier to just call you a gimp bitch retard.
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Wait, people still believe in God? Holy shit, some people need to learn to let go of their imaginary friends.
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>>581378829
You must have known soome dumb kids.
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>>581353439

made it 42 Seconds OP
>nigga tried
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>>581378974
>thisisalsobait.png
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>>581379153
I'll pray for you, brother.
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>>581354298
THOSE RHYMES ARE FLY
AND THOSE BEATS ARE SICK
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>>581379264
>>581378974
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>>581366764
In order for it to be a theory is must have the ability to be altered/improved. Not proved.
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>>581379489
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>>581379264
Ya know what that was outta line. It's a rare thing to have civilized discourse and reasonable discussion in this cesspool and I respect you for it. Let's bury the hatchet. I'll start then you join in...

Potato chip potato chip!
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>>581379751
Riddle me this:
What is a christian like you doing on 4chan.

>inb4 spreading religion
>inb4 gathering knowledge on atheists
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>>581375827
Someone needs to smoke check these fuckers
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>>581378683

No. Go to sleep HAL.
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>>581360048
Obvious b8
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>>581365531
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>>581379896
I forgot how the rest goes and I'd kill myself before I watch that again.
>>581380094
Gathering knowledge on the loominatee, actually.
>>581380241
I'm sorry, I can't do that, 9nlfnei4.
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>>581353439
Just a reminder, the Vatican supports the theory of evolution and has for decades. The only people who talk like OP are american-red-neck-protestants.
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