Taylor thread

>>581324707
taylor pls go

You just had us name your cat and now you want pictures of yourself?

>>581324707
dem legs.

I would pay to sniff her asshole

>>581325069
Taylor feet are best feet

>>581324707
Too skinny

Use to be attractive around 'Love Story' time.

Now she looks like she has had a trip to Auschwitz in the early 40s

6/10 would bang, probably would break

I'd suck the farts out of her ass with a straw.

>>581324707
How big is this giant? Metric System would be aprreciated.

>>581325281

>talks about legs
>wants to sniff her asshole
>poop comes from assholes
>guys have assholes too
>wants to sniff male assholes
>a complete faggot

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You guys think she is attractive or something..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1sZ0BpnFDk

>>581325747
177 cm. not really that tall actually.

>>581325890
10/10 would bang

>>581326096
Than she just looks like it in the pics. Thank's alot anon!

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>>581325747

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>>581326198
its because she's skinny so it shows more.

>>581326232
Okay then.. this leads to another question. How small are all those I-assume-celebritys? Like I'm 182 cm and I look rather small compared to the people I'm around.

>>581324707
Annoying, uptight, blonde bitch.
Would cut my cock out before fucking her.

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Swifty reporting in

>>581327247

your fedora is on too tight

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>>581324707
Sorry but Beyonce's thread was way better

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shes so hot

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>>581326636

they're really short

>>581327574
2/10 joke. did not smile

>>581327662
So you are telling me, that the new generation of celebritys not only does not have impressive beards, but also consists of manlets?!

would bang doggie style in front of her cat while playing her guitar, then after that she would make a song about it #1 on Billboard.

>>581327940
yes..dude where have been living for the past 10 years?

>>581327949
ooooh oh oh ooooh
He cometh in
I screamed loud
He droppes his pants
I ran away... and I fell...
He pulled out his dong
And then my thong

ooooh oh oh oooooh
I'M GETTING ASS RAAAAPEEEED
ooooh oh oh oooooh
I'M GETTING ASS RAAAAAPEEEED
It feels so hot
It feels so hard
I want to cry
But my cat licks my face dry

oooooh oh oh oooooh

He sticks it in
I moan
He is silent
While plunging me from behiiiiiiiind

ooooh oh oh oooooh
I'M GETTING ASS RAAAAAAPEEEED
ooooh oh oh ooooooh
I'M GETTING ASS RAAAAAAAPEEEED
>>581328118
Not in hollywood/anywhere where I could compare the stars to normal-big-persons it seems.

>>581327603
jeje es neta

>>581326096
She is 192 cm

Were did you get 177 from?

>>581328657
Made me kek

>>581329065
google says 172 cm

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>>581327401
kek

>>581329642
>>581329065
>>581326096
Okay now decide on one size please.

>>581329065
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Taylor-Swift-46917.html

>>581329065
no fuckin way she's 192cm
that's uberman tall like schwarzenegger or eastwood

>>581329065
192 is almost impossible for girls. she's clearly not 192. some sites says 177 some says 172

>>581330369
she's only 192 when she wears high heels

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i'd bury my dick so far up her ass that the next person to pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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>>581330521
Heels doesn't count as your height, faggot!!!

how about we rape her (>>581328657) and after that we measure her? So all people in this thread will be satisfied.

>>581328657
Nicely done anon

>>581325762
Math checks out

>>581330521
heels dont increase 20 cm
at most 10 cm

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>>581330737
i never said it did, cunt

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>>581330737

Actually it does in Women's Fashion, and virtually every women gives a shit about fashion, so heels do generally count towards your advertised height.

>>581331386

are heels biologically part of your body?

>>581329642
>>581329982
>>581330198
>>581330369
>>581330521
>>581330737


> not 192 cm
implying every other person in her photos are midgets

ie why she always wears flats

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>>581331727

Nobody gives a fuck about biology you science faggot. Are clothes biologically part of your goddamn body? No, so why do people where them? It's just about the look, that's all height is in this instance. You could list your height with heels on your drivers license and you think the government is going to give a shit? They are just parameters to advertise yourself by.

Jesus fuck you are dumber than hell

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6:15 am and that whit kid is still a nigga

>>581324707
fucking disgusting

eat a sammich bitch

>>581332190
dumbass , by that rational, if I stand on top of mount-fucking-Everest, I'd be 8 KM tall.

why are you so retarded?

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she has a nice as as well

>>581332190
I give a shit about biology, fuck you.

Does taylor shave or landing strip

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>>581332234
You're the nigga

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>>581332601
no fuck you nigger

>>581332601
>mfw when she has more moustache than me

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>>581332621
is this legit?

>>581332820
no you autist. its a russian camwhore that didnt look like her on any angle than that one.

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>>581332801
>implying you could grow facial hair

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>>581332501
that's not an ass, THIS is an ass!

>>581333069
that visible panty line ruins it

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>>581333135
no that is shit.

I don't see why you guys are obsessed with Taylor Swift. I am not that hot.

>>581333279
you're posting a breathing barbie
fake tits, doll long legs and a void inside a shell of plastic head

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she has some nice fakes too

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>>581333135
you dumb-ass

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>>581333290
That is why we like Taylor Swift, and not you.

>>581333290
because of dem legs. also please sing my song.

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>>581333290
taylor on /b/, confirmed

>>581325396

>feet are big
>toes are too long

Tryhard.

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>>581333431
You have no proof of anything you are making argument less assumptions

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>>581333649
what are you talking about?

I watch her music videos on mute she is hot, but not hot enough for me to act like I care about her "music"

>>581333637
but why would any near-sane person decide to be on /b/? (I guess she is kinda sane bc famous and all, not for being miley cyrus)

>>581333925
you really think brie larson's tits looks like her at all?

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>>581333815
why repost a gif already in the thread?

Taylor is amazing. I'd love to sit down and get to know her. She writes all her stuff and in this day and age it adds to her aesthetics.

>>581333925
>>581334030
fake

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I don't even care for Taylor very much, but something about pic related drives me fucking wild.

>>581333135
that's a horse

>>581334012
She can't hold down a meaningful relationship, most of her songs consist of her whining about no bf, she has unrealistic ideals for a partner, and apparently she is sexually stunted according to rumors.

She fits right in.

>>581334325
I usually like Taylor's looks, but on this pic she just looks like a boy. Maybe from Zac & Cody. As a serious question, could it be that you are a homo gay?

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>>581334012
who says she's sane? also, a lot of people visit /b/. it's kind of like a taboo but /b/ has the best content around, and any person who has been here before will surely come back

>>581330408
oh god that panty line hngg

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>>581334201

>>581324707
posture like a sausage ᐛ

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>>581334613

>>581334512

Well I am bi...

>>581334495
kek

also, define sexually stunted according to rumors

>>581334762
kill urself ect

>>581334495
Hmh okay, that sounds convincing.

>>581334538
"best content around" YLYL-Banana Edition, fur, gore, wincest and general porn <- Is that the best content? Like, I still go nearly everyday on this damn site (as you can see, right now I am on /b/ ) but do we really go here bc of the content, or just bc we have no other place to go?

>>581325069
Why the fuck is there a random q-tip at the bottom left?

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yo damn right are you stupid cunt!

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nazi slut

>>581334762
>>581334906
Why should he kill himself? Technically every person is bi. My theory would be: You KNOW she is a girl, but in this particular pic she LOOKS like a boy -> both of your interests are fulfilled -> insta-boner

>>581334996
go back to 9gag, please

>>581334982
for her cat

>>581334826
Never wants to fuck, only into cuddling and kissing for hours. Only heard that from tabloids and those celebrity gossip websites though so like I said, rumors.

>>581335176
>Why should he kill himself?
> Well I am bi...
>part gay
>completely faggot

>>581334982
Clitoral stimulation.

>>581335239
But that would strongly speak against /b/, I mean most of the useres would fuck anything with a vagina except if it is a really fine specimen of a landwhale. (Gays not included)

>>581335178
Taylor I'm your biggest fan!

>>581334982
not-so-subtle advertising.

>>581334967
>>581334538
I take my wors back, after going on the main page and not finding a single of the mentioned things.

>>581335239
i'm pretty sure that's all made up. I mean, it would fit perfectly with her innocent girl look. Who knows, she could be the most sexual and hateful person around, but fans and the 'public' wouldn't know that. A lot of her so called relationships are probably a sham too. Her manager probably set her up on a few play dates with harry styles to gain more publicity. it's all just a marketing strategy to make more money. But hell, it doesn't make her any less hot

>>581327662
I've decided what I will eat for lunch today, thank you

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>not posting the best pic of Taylor

>>581335963
That's not Taylor, that's Becky.

Too skinny

might fuck anyway.

>>581335963
no its becky

why is it that you post the same girl in this thread ? is her taylor famous or something ??

>>581334201
Yeah. I'd love to stick it in her butt.