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Hey /b/ros. I'm a serial lurker and I also happen to be

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ros.

I'm a serial lurker and I also happen to be black.

We all know /b/'s opinion on black people.

I'm just wondering what I should do.

Hypothetically, what if you met me irl? What would I have to do to not just be another nigger in your eyes?

Obviously I can't just stop being black; it was a complete accident of birth.

I'm not gonna spend an hour writing out a thought-out explanation of how "I'm not like 'them'" or any of that cancerous shit. I'm just interested in any substantive replies to my question.

Fire away.
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>>581289637
do you see eachother differently like normal people see eachother? because to normal people, you all look like bill cosby
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>>581289637
Just remember:
Theres black people, then theres niggas.
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>>581289637
Act normal and not like a nigger. If someone insults or offends you laugh and walk away instead of chimping out. No ghetto slang, clothes or hair style.
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>>581289804
this nigga knows


also im white
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>>581289637
depends on where u live. i live in ireland and the majority of black people are fine in my eyes if they have moved here in order to live. a lot of black people moved here in order to get free healthcare and govt. housing and social welfare without doing shit to deserve it. i mean, i get it, if i were living in nigeria and i heard about a place where i never had to work again i'd do it too. but it still pisses me off. but most black people are fine by me.
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>>581289637
I don't trust you.

not because you're black.

I don't trust anyone apart from Northern Irish Loyalists
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Well if it was dark outside i doubt i would see you because of your natural camouflage.

In the day time you would have to not use ebonics and pls no stabberinoo, this is poodyroo behavior.

Just be friendly, be yourself. Don't be like little wayne
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>>581289637

Watch XpertThief on youtube

He's cool black guy
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>>581289637
Asianfag here. Anon, if you're cool and act opposite the stereotype placed on niggers, I'd actually like you as a friend. Might also consider sucking your dick if you're clean. I'm str8 male btw
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>>581289637
Just try to reproduce with your womens and we are fine.
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>>581289637
This should explain everything
youtube dut cum
/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
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>>581290014
>Might also consider sucking your dick if you're clean. I'm str8 male btw


Fuck your b8 m8
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Black People = ok
Nigger = Shitface

That's it anon. :)
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>>581290123
dont be that guy anon
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>>581289637
Big difference between black people and niggers anon.

The same way there are total shit-head white-trash fuckheads, there are total shit-head black people. If you're not one of them, I don't see why you'd be worried at all.
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>>581289637
Fingers and thumbs nigga.

All niggers are black people but not all black people are niggers
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I seriously hope you're masterb8ing right now, because 4chan is the epitome of equality, justice and free speech.
Literally everyone is sarcastic about everything.
Sometimes the actual ignorant folk don't realize they're being made fun of when really they're just being allowed to speak.

If anything /b/ loves them nig-nog poliwags
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Well I dont care about how you look, as long as you nice we can be friends
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>>581289637
If you are clean,polite and you have taken time to learn the native language of the country where you reside,i wont care if you're black
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>>581289637
if the people in your environment like you, u are no nigger, you are just a cool dude
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>>581289637
Hey mate what kind of black? (Where u from)

It doesn't matter, I'm just curious.

Anyway man I love you bro, I reckon you are alright.

Skin colour only matters to people who don't understand mortality.

I bet you and me could have grand conversations (I live in Australia though).

Anyway mate I hope your life is positive and you get a good experience out of this crazy rollercoaster called life.

Cheers brother,

Matt
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>>581289637

Do you act like a nigger? Or do you act like a human being?

I have a black friend, he is intelligent, respects authority and women. He doesn't act like a faggot macho man, listens to non shit tier rap or r and b, he enjoys a broad range of music. Has a successful career as an IT guy for a company.

This is a human, not a nigger. If you are like him, then congrats.
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>>581290220
>being allowed to speak
ughh...
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>>581289637
Meh, as long as you act like a proper person.
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>>581289804
/thread
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>>581290220
>sarcastic
not in my /b/
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>>581289637
Well i made friends with a black dude from work and we partied it up on halloween. We live in different cities tho. Always gonna be haters man, dont worry about it
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>>581290361
I was being sarcastic about the sarcasm you fucking mongoloid niggertitty
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>>581290220
what the fuck you fucking idiot of course everyones serious, are you fucking kidding me you stupid fucker
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But after all OP don't forget that it doesn't matter if was your fault or not, you are a subhuman untersmensch, and should be erradicated from earth as well as jews, but not asians they're fine
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>>581289730

I look like the black dude from criminal minds, faggot..
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Feel bad for you, bro. I'm white but from NZ and have always respected other races. Maybe it's my parents, but my Dad's pretty racist... I think it's cos we're all human and I understand why people have dark skin, slitted eyes or whatever. I guess it's just logical. Unfortunately I think you'll find these people with so much hate for blacks etc. will actually be very friendly to your face but still feel the same hate. This is because they are weak. For whatever reason a majority of them will always hate you.
Thankfully, times are changing. They are the minority now; and their fear is apparent.
But, since they are such weak, fake people, they'd never do anything IRL.
And if you did you'd probably find the first to have your back will be a white person.
Racism is about ignorance. Which comes from low intelligence.
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>>581290481
guess I didn't use a big enough hook
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>>581290014

Asian. Nobody likes you guys either dummy. They just want you to do their maths.
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>>581289637
Best thing you can do is be respectable, not think you're better than anyone or privileged to something you are not... In that don't have you're pants to the ground, don't make words up as you talk don't ryhm nigga with nigga with nigga. I don't understand why niggers all talk like there from some broke neck southern town that hasn't seen the color white
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>>581289637
don't speak like you're a gangsta, use proper grammar
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>>581290657
OP's the real ringleader of this shenanigans parade of lies
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If you werent some stupid ass gang bangin thug pants sagging niggerfaggot, youre tolerable to me
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ITT /b/ decides its not racist and doesn't want to hurt someones feelings today.

Lovely
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>>581289637
Just remember OP, don't talk with ebonics. use proper English. Don't dress like a thug, take pride in your appearance. Don't assume that everything I say has some politically charge agenda behind it. Don't be one of the animals in Ferguson right now who blame whites for all of their fucking problems but have no fucking balls to take their life by the reigns. If you can do that you and me will get along fine.

Also, If I make racist jokes with you and call you a nigger because I like to piss people off, don't take it personally. Feel free to make them right back.
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>>581289637
Honestly dude, I personally don't have a problem with black folks. As long as you're not like a Waka Flocka idiot and can have a decent conversation the color of your skin really doesn't matter to me. I'm kind of awkward and quiet so I mean hell nobody's got it all. You don't have to prove shit to me man.
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>>581289637
nigger
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Talk like a normal person..

Me: how are you Jamal
op: I'm good, hey listen have you read this book by blah blah is about paranormal is really nice
Me: thanks Jamal I'll check it out
Op: I can let you barrow mine if you like


Any why person would be like damn this dirty nigger is actually a cool black dude..you welcome
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>>581290883
ITT some neckbeard is trying to hit on me by being friendly
>>581290836
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>>581289637
Dress as a normal person and have a normal hair cut
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>>581289637
if I get a fade cut is it considered racially insensitive to your breed?
>>581291042
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>>581289637

99% of the people who spam "nigger" and hate on here are autistic skeletons/fatasses who would be terrified to say anything bad to you IRL.
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You mericans think you're white. No we are white. You're just very light brown
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>>581290998
We're all just trying to get laid here, anon..
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Even in a suit you're homies have ruined whatever great things you can achieve.

Move to australia.. theres absolutely no african americans here for some reason.. you'd get all the white minge.
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>>581289637
Nothing. I wouldn't talk to you. I don't like niggers.
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>>581289637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nTEFOkFXBv
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We are all black inside...or is it red, I can never remember...
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>>581290992
>Talk like a normal person
>Doesn't talk like a normal person in the dialogue written to present what a normal person talks like
>mfw
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>>581291274
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>>581289637
Just don't act like you are in your ghetto jungle. And you will be fine. example.
Will Smith, Chris Rock-black man
50cent, Whiz Kalifa- nigger
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>>581291201
>mfw I may or may not have tits, 'cuz I don't know, they haven't developed yet
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>>581289637
Don't be like this
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>>581289637
have a decent job and dont dress like a stereotypical nignog. that already sets you light years apart from most niggers. Make it clear to the person that you are the exception to the rule that most blacks are retarded worthless niggers.
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Someone needs to archive this; it's like the most egalitarian thread I've ever seen on /b/. I've gotta go to work in like 20 min so I'll miss the rest if the thread is still alive then. It'd be amazing if one of you guys could archive this thread for me so I can see the rest.
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>>581289637

There's a black person that comes into my store with his son. It's after he's finished work, he wears a suit and acts like a courteous gentleman

Converely there's a nigger that walks in shitty rapper clothes and talks like he's in a gang

I judge people on their life choices
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Depends on your thoughts of the Zimmerman trial and the Wilson trial.
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>>581290123
Who was phone?
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>>581291410
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>>581289637
U uncle tom ass nigga be black and proud! Watch the movie "hidden colors" u stupid fuck! Black people are the most important race there is! Dont listen to these ugly pasty honkey white devils! If u ever get a chance to view a "post a picture of yourself" thread you'll see that most of them are spinless dweebs who dont have anythig going for themselves

With that being said fuck u nigger u probably have a big ass nose go hang yourself! I just took a shit and guess what color it was.........
Mike brown
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>>581289637
niggerfrog
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>>581289637
>>581291697
Like this guy.

A nigger is a nigger due to how he acts, there's a difference between being black and being a nigger.
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>>581289637
>What would I have to do to not just be another nigger in your eyes?
sing a song, do a little soft-shoe, say "yazzah" a lot
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Just be you man. If someone judges you based on the color of your skin rather than your character, then they're already on the wrong path, and have been long before you crossed it.
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>>581292126
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>>581289637
>Hypothetically, what if you met me irl? What would I have to do to not just be another nigger in your eyes?

Speak coherently. Literally the only thing you would have to do. It's not a race thing, it's a hood thing. Also, you "happen to be" black? You don't "happen to be" anything. Don't be ashamed, take pride in who you are.
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Don't forget to archive.

Later /b/ros. I'm pleasantly surprised.
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>>581289637
>>581289730
he's right, niggers are to black people as white trash are to white people, every race has it's scum
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racist here.

if you behave like a nigger, i'm all against you.

otherwise i dont have any problems
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>>581289637
not all blacks are niggers
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There's nothing wrong with black people. Everyone has their flaws you fucking dumbasses.
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>>581292390

too bad black people have more niggers than white people white thrash.
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>>581292372

btw fuck nationalism and all hail the Dark Lord Satan.
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